Reese Witherspoon And Her Hot Daughter Ava Phillippe Out In London

I cannot decide if it would be a blessing or a curse to be the offspring of two successful Hollywood actors. And I am not talking Steve Buscemi and Kathy Bates quality of actors, I am talking about cover model quality.

Part of me thinks Ava would have been better off had she inherited Buscemi’s teeth. This girl is going to need something to keep her humble, because so far she is off to way too much of a head start over the rest of us. I know that children who are born to celebrities tend to have a rough childhood, and their septums do not last long, but I think Ava has made it out of that danger zone. And that means she is on the fast track to success.

I do not think I ask for too much when I say she should no longer be allowed to wear makeup or designer clothing. Right now she has both money and good looks. Nothing can be done in regards to the former, but the latter can be mitigated. All I ask is that she brings her looks down to an 8.5, or even an 8. Then I might be able to settle for a normal woman and provide her with a nearly comfortable middle class existence.

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