Rachel Bilson

Rachel Bilson Flashes Her Bra and Some Delicious Legs For Our Kind of Shopping

The last time I went to Whole Foods, I dashed in for some Advil for a pounding headache and some dude in a scarf pointed me in the direction of sixteen kinds of herbal remedies before finally admitting that the place had no Advil. So I beat him severely about his midsection with a scrawny organic chicken I nabbed from the meat department.

Sometimes you just want what you want and there is no 'healthier' substitute. Take for instance our lust for all things Rachel Bilson, who happened to be out shopping at said Whole Foods market, flashing views of her bra and some legs in her shorter skirt, and making us realize that while the most delicious things in life are truly organic, we'd still like to cover them in unnatural passion by-product. Enjoy.

Rachel Bilson, Nina Dobrev, and AnnaSophia Robb Form a Trifecta of Hotness at CW Upfronts After Party

Now, I must admit to not having watched a single CW show, not at least since the day my family jewels descended into their velvet sack; none of them ever appealed to me. However, that does not deny the fact that the CW has put forth a bevy of beautiful young thespianics in their various craptastic melodramas, including the likes of Rachel Bilson, Nina Dobrev, and AnnaSophia Robb who paraded around the CW Upfront After Party last night and reminded me that menage-a-trois fantasies are just thinking small.

While all hotties who attend these Upfront meetings are restricted to family-friendly dress code, there was no denying the internal sextastic heat these three ladies can't help but deliver whenever their shiny faces, and equally shiny bodies, make a public appearance. Could we someday learn that CW stands for Constant Wanking? Yes, yes we could. Enjoy.

Rachel Bilson Bikini Pictures Part Deux, Return of the Black Bikini Beauty

If we were blessed yesterday to finally catch amazing glimpses of the sextastic Rachel Bilson in her Hawaiian bikini, let us feel doubly honored today for yet more leers at the eye-popping hottie on her romantic getaway to the islands, and our even more romantic ability to gawk at her hot petite body.

In a profile view today, we can fully appreciate the 360-degrees of Rachel Bilson hotness, including just a finely naturally hot booty and sweet dripping wet form coming out of the ocean like a mermaid whose cloacal sac we badly want to investigate. The only thing this vision of bikini beach perfection is missing is a Frisbee and a horny blogger with bad intentions. Enjoy.

Rachel Bilson Bikini Pictures For Just Total and Complete Awesome Body Appreciation Day

How can you not feel like the stars are shining brightly upon gentleman oglers today?

'Wow' and 'damn' were the first two words I heard around these parts this morning when we first laid eyes upon our brunette object d' lust, Rachel Bilson, in some very rare skintastic displays on the beach in Hawaii in a bikini that clung to her body as we imagine ourselves doing with her our hands and feet and teeth, as if a little monkey baby clinging to its swinging mother.

Rachel Bilson bikini pictures, oh happy days. It's like Santa came 251 days early this year to drop some serious sextastic down our anatomical chimneys. I really must re-re-re-review these pictures one more time. Enjoy.

Rachel Bilson Provides Quite the Visual Workout in Women’s Health Magazine

Rachel Bilson is another one of those magnificent creatures of the fairer and finer sex that just looks simply hot doing anything, wearing anything (or nothing), and just smiling for the camera. She's got that special 'it' quality that can not be described in words, just the pleasant waves of tingly feelings she creates when your retinal cones interpret her presence and shoot emergency electric pulses directly to your libido to alert it to duty.

Even this sweet pictorial for Women's Health magazine in South Africa, well, damn if she doesn't look just like the girl you want to take home to meet your mama, and, by mama, I mean the backseat of your compact parked in the alley way behind the closed-down Jiffy Lube with Def Leppard's Love Bites pumping out of the rear speakers. Not that I've thought of this much. Enjoy.

Weekend Links

Cameron Diaz gets wild in London. (GossipCenter)

New Beyonce video. (HuffPo)

Blake Lively and other celebrity wardrobe malfunctions. (FoxNews)

Hot chicks in bikinis. (TheChive)

Kelly Rowland bikini body. (DrunkenStepfather)

Victoria Justice and other hot (and legal) girls. (Ranker)

Rachel Bilson looking damn good and whatnot. (Popoholic)

Rachel Bilson Makes a Long Time, No Ogle Appearance in The Big Apple

Okay, I'll take it on good faith that most none of you are watching The Hart of Dixie on the CW, and those of you who are will likely never admit it, so it's probably been some time for you as well since you've taken a lascivious gander at the outright gorgeous Rachel Bilson. I know it's been too long for me. Even though they have the hot celebrity dolled up in some frilly girl dresses to angelically promote her new show on her talk show stops through New York, there's no hiding the utter beauty beneath, which, you know, we sure would like to see more of, unclad, please, Rachel. Hint, drool, hint. Enjoy.