Actress and sexy person Rachel Bilson took a break from her busy schedule to lounge poolside in a tiny bikini. Rachel was in Cancun on vacation when these pics were snapped. Her bikini leaves little to the imagination, which is good because my imagination isn’t that great anyway. Her luscious lady mounds are just barely covered by a thin strip of cloth. What’s also nice is that her bikini bottoms show us just the right amount of cheek on both sides without resorting to full on butt flossing. Her booty is like a pint of ice cream, firm and fully packed but creamy and silky smooth. Seeing Rachel must have been a welcome surprise for all of the cheapskates vacationing in Cancun at the discount off-season rate. That’s getting your money’s worth.
Rachel is a beautiful girl and she almost made that Jumper movie with Hayden Christensen worth watching. Almost.
This Friday a little film called The To Do List hits theaters. It stars Rachel Bilson (The O.C.), Alia Shawkat (Arrested Development), and Aubrey Plaza (Parks and Recreation), and from what we can tell it’s basically a female version of American Pie—which is to say, the film all about one girl’s quest to lose her virginity before she heads off to college. And yes, obviously, it features a memorable masturbation scene.
Memorable how, you ask? Well, it doesn’t feature Jason Biggs gettin’ busy with an apple pie, but it does involve the lovely Aubrey Plaza. And in our book, that’s memorable enough.
Want to hear what Plaza had to say about filming the intimate scene when she stopped by for a chat with Conan O’Brien? Well, check out the above video. Then, after you watch that, check out the official trailer right down here:
Again, The To Do List hits theaters July 26. You’re going to want to clear your schedule.
The To Do List
Here’s one thing you can count on. Any time a common piece of everyday life lingo is translated into a film, it’s going to be a chick flick you probably don’t want to see. Marketing executives seem to think that women will respond to movie titles with the name of cute little novelty names. They’re pretty smart people, so they’re probably right. Still, this Aubrey Plaza flick The To Do List could’ve been called High School Girls Trying to Get Laid Before College and then girls would not have to drag their boyfriends to go see it when it’s out in theaters. Just saying.
Nevertheless, a chick flick always does bring out the chicks, and that’s a good thing, like the film’s lead Aubrey Plaza, along with her buddy Rachel Bilson and ever perky Jennette McCurdy. You could do worse at your home movie night than having these three lovely ladies running around your digs. Enjoy.
If I sound like a screaming little girl, well, it’s partially related to my abnormal chromosomal design, but also because I really do just lust Rachel Bilson and after not seeing this minky brunette hottie for so long, I’m just so happy to see her on a bikini vacation down Caribbean way. Am I giddy? I am giddy. But just look at those stripes across that sweet hot Rachel Bilson body. And those tan lines. I may not live out the rest of this day.
This is like Christmas. In April. And actually getting what I want for once. Two lumps, but nothing close to coal. Enjoy.
Well, hello there, completely unexpected but assuredly blessed bikini pictures of little hottie, Rachel Bilson. Where have you been Rachel and what have you been up to?
Since starting her CW show that we will never see if we live a thousand life times, Rachel has kind of gone off the sextastic photoshoot radar. But everybody needs to vacation, as did Rachel, packing her bikini and heading to Barbados to flash her white, very white, hot bikini butt and body for the love of Mother Sol and all the ogling gentlemen out there.
Sometimes, the best presents are the complete surprises. Rachel Bilson bikini photos from all angles — this seemed to fall straight from the clouds. Enjoy.
Wow, take an innocent hottie like Rachel Bilson and give her even just a little edge and suddenly the steam pressure from within builds at quite the rapid rate.
Featured in the new edition of Cosmo, a magazine that has taught women so many false and completely untrue things about men over the years, Rachel Bilson looks all kinds of naughty hot (which reminded me again that Rachel grew up the daughter of a sex therapist, indeed) and zipped right back up my forget-me-not ogle worthy chart. She’s just some kinds of faptastic that Rachel. Enjoy.