Rachel Bilson

More Rachel Bilson Bikini Pics With New Improved Tan Lines!

By Bill Swift | April 17, 2013 @ 11:17 am

Rachel Bilson Steps Out in a Striped Bikini in Barbados

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If I sound like a screaming little girl, well, it's partially related to my abnormal chromosomal design, but also because I really do just lust Rachel Bilson and after not seeing this minky brunette hottie for so long, I'm just so happy to see her on a bikini vacation down Caribbean way. Am I giddy? I am giddy. But just look at those stripes across that sweet hot Rachel Bilson body. And those tan lines. I may not live out the rest of this day.

This is like Christmas. In April. And actually getting what I want for once. Two lumps, but nothing close to coal. Enjoy.

RACHEL BILSON AND HER BIKINI NEED TO GET OUT MORE

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Rachel Bilson Bikini Pictures Are Heaven Sent and Caribbean Sun-Kissed

By Bill Swift | April 16, 2013 @ 9:44 am

Rachel Bilson Bikinis on Vacation in Barbados

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Well, hello there, completely unexpected but assuredly blessed bikini pictures of little hottie, Rachel Bilson. Where have you been Rachel and what have you been up to?

Since starting her CW show that we will never see if we live a thousand life times, Rachel has kind of gone off the sextastic photoshoot radar. But everybody needs to vacation, as did Rachel, packing her bikini and heading to Barbados to flash her white, very white, hot bikini butt and body for the love of Mother Sol and all the ogling gentlemen out there.

Sometimes, the best presents are the complete surprises. Rachel Bilson bikini photos from all angles -- this seemed to fall straight from the clouds. Enjoy.

IT'S BEEN A FULL YEAR SINCE LAST WE SAW RACHEL IN A BIKINI

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Rachel Bilson Wicked Wanton Hot for Cosmo

By Bill Swift | April 5, 2013 @ 9:38 am

Rachel Bilson Super Hot Photoshoot for Cosmopolitan May 2013

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Wow, take an innocent hottie like Rachel Bilson and give her even just a little edge and suddenly the steam pressure from within builds at quite the rapid rate.

Featured in the new edition of Cosmo, a magazine that has taught women so many false and completely untrue things about men over the years, Rachel Bilson looks all kinds of naughty hot (which reminded me again that Rachel grew up the daughter of a sex therapist, indeed) and zipped right back up my forget-me-not ogle worthy chart. She's just some kinds of faptastic that Rachel. Enjoy.

In Honor of The Hobbit Making Bank, We Bank on Ten Sextastic Hollywood Shorties

By Bill Swift | December 16, 2012 @ 10:43 pm

Eva Longoria in The Hottest Shorties Gallery

Salma Hayek in The Hottest Shorties Gallery

Christina Milian in The Hottest Shorties Gallery

Kristen Bell in The Hottest Shorties Gallery

Mila Kunis in The Hottest Shorties Gallery

Rachel Bilson in The Hottest Shorties Gallery

Hayden Panettiere in The Hottest Shorties Gallery

Ariana Grande in The Hottest Shorties Gallery

Jennifer Love Hewitt in The Hottest Shorties Gallery

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Being short is in this week, what with The Hobbit making the Gross National Product of many smaller nations in cash over the weekend worldwide, so we decided to take up our own cause for the shorties, the vertically challenged girls of Hollywood we love and admire and occasionally tug our middle earth's to, a sign of respect indeed.

Check out Rachel Bilson, Eva Longoria, Hayden Panettiere, and a bunch of diminuitive but excessively hot celebrities in our ode to all that is sweet and petite. Enjoy.

Rachel Bilson Flashes Her Bra and Some Delicious Legs For Our Kind of Shopping

By Bill Swift | July 20, 2012 @ 8:39 am

Rachel Bilson Flashes Legs and Her Bra While Grocery Shopping

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The last time I went to Whole Foods, I dashed in for some Advil for a pounding headache and some dude in a scarf pointed me in the direction of sixteen kinds of herbal remedies before finally admitting that the place had no Advil. So I beat him severely about his midsection with a scrawny organic chicken I nabbed from the meat department.

Sometimes you just want what you want and there is no 'healthier' substitute. Take for instance our lust for all things Rachel Bilson, who happened to be out shopping at said Whole Foods market, flashing views of her bra and some legs in her shorter skirt, and making us realize that while the most delicious things in life are truly organic, we'd still like to cover them in unnatural passion by-product. Enjoy.

EVER INNOCENT, EVER HOT, RACHEL BILSON WORKS MAGIC ON HER WAY TO WORK

Rachel Bilson in Short Shorts and a See-Through Top

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Rachel Bilson, Nina Dobrev, and AnnaSophia Robb Form a Trifecta of Hotness at CW Upfronts After Party

By Bill Swift | May 18, 2012 @ 10:11 am

AnnaSophia Robb, Rachel Bilson, and Nina Dobrev at the CW Upfronts Dinner Party

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Now, I must admit to not having watched a single CW show, not at least since the day my family jewels descended into their velvet sack; none of them ever appealed to me. However, that does not deny the fact that the CW has put forth a bevy of beautiful young thespianics in their various craptastic melodramas, including the likes of Rachel Bilson, Nina Dobrev, and AnnaSophia Robb who paraded around the CW Upfront After Party last night and reminded me that menage-a-trois fantasies are just thinking small.

While all hotties who attend these Upfront meetings are restricted to family-friendly dress code, there was no denying the internal sextastic heat these three ladies can't help but deliver whenever their shiny faces, and equally shiny bodies, make a public appearance. Could we someday learn that CW stands for Constant Wanking? Yes, yes we could. Enjoy.

'THE VERY FIRST CW INTRODUCTIONS IN 2006

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Rachel Bilson Bikini Pictures Part Deux, Return of the Black Bikini Beauty

By Bill Swift | April 13, 2012 @ 8:33 am

Rachel Bilson Black Bikini Pictures in Barbados

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If we were blessed yesterday to finally catch amazing glimpses of the sextastic Rachel Bilson in her Hawaiian bikini, let us feel doubly honored today for yet more leers at the eye-popping hottie on her romantic getaway to the islands, and our even more romantic ability to gawk at her hot petite body.

In a profile view today, we can fully appreciate the 360-degrees of Rachel Bilson hotness, including just a finely naturally hot booty and sweet dripping wet form coming out of the ocean like a mermaid whose cloacal sac we badly want to investigate. The only thing this vision of bikini beach perfection is missing is a Frisbee and a horny blogger with bad intentions. Enjoy.