I happen to have a big lust crush on Aussie model and actress Phoebe Tonkin. From even before she came to our shores to be part of the Vampire Diaries show that I watch without the sound on so much. Whenever a Down Under brunette sextastic celebrity appears, it’s like something of a special blessing. And I prefer my blessings to be observed during private times in a locked room with Journey playing, like many devouts.
Phoebe is featured all dolled up and bunny like in the latest edition of Manic magazine. Pretty sophisticated in comparison to how I always imagined seeing Phoebe in my dreams, though the bunny ears are exactly the same as I’ve imagined. She certainly is an alluring young lady who can change the course of body vitals with just that come hither bit of smile and an all-four posing. Phoebe, we really need to see much more of you, and soon. If you would be so kind. Enjoy.
We really do have a thing going on for Aussie hottie model and thespianic, Phoebe Tonkin. Since Phoebe relocated to North American to fulfill her dream to be on a bunch of shows I only watch because of her, my blood pressure has risen permanently by ten percent. It’s either systolic or diastolic, whichever one it is they measure by wrapping a band around your johnson. What? You don’t get that at your doctor’s office?
Featured in this catalog pictorial for Shop Ghost, Phoebe displays perfection in all the bikini skill areas; top, bottom, wet, hot. Nailed them all. The polka dots are just some kind of icing on this ridiculously hot cake. A chance to play some visual Twister on her super fine body. Don’t try this if you’re a beginner. Enjoy.
I’ve lusted super hot Vampire Diaries actress and gorgeous Aussie Phoebe Tonkin since our eyes first met. Well, technically, she didn’t look at me, and I was looking at her chest, but such is the nature of male-female love at first sight, only in the movies is it eye to eye.
Featured in a promotional shoot for Logan Jewelry 2013, Phoebe Tonkin just drops some straight out, old school hotness, the kind you can’t fake or mask or build on a machine (but how awesome would it be if there were a sextastic girl making machine?), just pure titillation by way of good lookingness.
Oh, Phoebe, please answer just one of the 337 letters I’ve sent you. Okay, so you don’t need to read the ones with the stick figure drawings, or, okay, the naughty poems, or the ones that smell like Old Spice mixed with Tinactin Antifungal, but the pure sweet ones. There’s one or two in there. I shall await your response. Enjoy.
We love it when a sextastic celebrity sandwich comes together. It’s like our imagination power is saved all the effort of having to create such scenarios in our mind, as with the bikini clad duo formed by Melanie Brown, aka, Mel B, aka Scary Spice while she hosted young Australian hottie actress Phoebe Tonkin on her little skiff out in Sydney Harbor.
While the two soaked up the sun and drink, and we imagined them wiping sun tan lotion over each other’s bodies, we merely wiped the steam off of our binoculars from our perch atop the Sydney Opera House on the harbor. Ogling two hot chicks in bikinis is the closest we will ever get to real culture. Enjoy.
Technically, I think Victoria Justice is the only teen among the trio, and even at that she hits the big 2-0 come February, but still hard to deny the youthful exuberance and sextastic on display last night at Teen Vogue’s Young Hollywood party. We have to give it up to Teen Vogue, personally, we’ve been trying for years to come up with a ruse to get tons of nubile Hottieville residents to get decked out and show up to our place for some fake awards and such.
Nevertheless, show they did, and in addition to Victoria Justice, who has broken our hearts a bit by refusing to ever show anything flesh-wise worthy of an independently wealthy 19-year old in Hollywood, we got to feast our peepers upon Aussie hottie Phoebe Tonkin and ever preciously perky Sarah Hyland from Modern Family, American Idol contestant Pia Toscano, and hottie pop music girl, Jo-Jo Levesque. Now, that’s a party. A teen party. A hot teen party with pillows and spankings and… okay, got a bit carried away there. Enjoy.
Of all the great Australian exports, none comes close to surpassing the bounty of hot women the island continent nation delivers unto the world and our own U.S. shores quite regularly, including Down Under ex-pats Teresa Palmer and Phoebe Tonkin, getting giddy with the drink outside the Chateau Marmont over the weekend.
The two sodded Southern hemispherical natives stumbled outside the hotspot bar looking all kinds of ready to take on everything Hollywood has to offer, which is basically a free t-shirt and a smack on the rear. And I’m just the guy to give it to these Aussie girls, the free t-shirt I mean. Enjoy.