Egotastic
One of the other silver linings of the woefully high brow Cannes Film Festival is that with all the euro-models and actresses in town for the big event, tons of hottie photoshoots take place. Usually pretty fashiony, but sometimes also pretty damn sweet.
Like Paz Vega shooting an upscale, but definitely most righteous photo set on Roberto Cavalli's yacht. I wish I had a yacht so super sextastic thespianics like Paz Vega would come model on my forecastle. And, by forecastle, I mean a part of the ship just ahead of the bridge, not a euphemism for my happy guy. Though I would like her to model on there too, depending upon her rate card.
Another note of sweet heat unexpected popping up in Cannes is the Asian actress Meng Li, who I most definitely noticed on the red carpet for the film Tian Zhu Ding, which you may never see, but please do remember Meng Li. I'm not sure I could forget her myself. Enjoy.
Paz Vega, Stacy Keibler, Alessandra Ambrosio Highlight the Hotties at the Cannes amfAR Gala
You know I love me a good celebrity gala. I mean, theoretically speaking. I never really get invited so much, so I'm a bit more like Cinderella watching the highfalutin proceedings from afar, wishing my fairy godmother would arrive with a carriage. I mean, I'm that, but more manly, obviously. Still, how I do wish I could attend one of these high end amfAR shindigs around the globe that bring out all the model hotties in their finest and often most revealing gowns. And bling too, if you're into that, though my preference lies in what dangles beneath the dangling diamonds.
The amfAR gala in Cannes last night brought out some serious good looking women in the form of Paz Vega, Alessandra Ambrosio, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Stacy Keibler, and more. It's an event at which I really think I could've cleaned up. As in, cleaning up the actual event with a broom was probably my only chance to attend. Still, there's nothing like a dream to keep the redheaded stepchild smiling well into the night. Enjoy.
LAST YEAR'S AMFAR GALA IN CANNES WHERE I ALSO WASN'T INVITED