Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson Upskirt Pictures Reveal a Lady in Love

By Bill Swift | March 5, 2014 @ 11:05 am

Pamela Anderson Upskirt Leaving Dinner in LA

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I don't know, maybe I'm making up the love part, though Pamela Anderson did recently remarry her ex-husband from her days of Wine and Roses, so perhaps this is true romance. But when a lady wears the fancy dress up panties, I just assume she's feeling very Valentine-ish. As opposed to when she's wearing those crotchless latex panties and I know she's about to tell me her special rates for Holiday Inn guests.

Pamela Anderson may be trying hard to look all grown up, but she can't fool me, she's still the Baywatch babe from many a heartfelt young man's dream. I'll probably be looking up her skirts until the end of time, or about five more years when she gives up the black and lacy models. I'm a very weak man. Enjoy.

PAMELA HAS NEVER BEEN A SHY WOMAN, EVEN NOW WELL INTO HER 40's

Pamela Anderson Topless Shoot in Lovecat Magazine Issue #5

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We Saw Pamela Anderson Trying to Cover Her Funbags; Now Let’s See Her Hosing Them Off Bare in Playboy

By Bill Swift | October 2, 2013 @ 2:12 pm

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I'm pretty sure Pamela Anderson came out of the womb with fake boobs. You can't really ever go back far enough to find a small chested Canadian Pam Anderson. But, with the sight of her 46-year old chestal balls earlier today caught on her vacation in France, well, it reminded me that at one time nobody gave a dang about Pam's melons being surreal. They just really really wanted to play with them. Thanks to our friends at Playboy Plus, we can step into the sort of Way Back Machine to a time when Pamela was watering her boobtastic garden like no other.

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Yes, kids, there was a time not so long ago when Pamela Anderson was THE blonde bombshell that every teen boy in the world dreamed of each night in his bed. The busty Baywatch lifeguard who you fantasized giving you mouth to mouth, and not necessarily on your mouth. She was a thing, for many, she still is. Ah, mammaries of the way we were. Enjoy.

Pamela Anderson Topless Bikini Pictures Cause French Beach Goers to Surrender

By Bill Swift | October 2, 2013 @ 11:30 am

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Pamela Anderson Goes Topless on a Beach in France

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Just when you thought you'd never see Pamela Anderson topless again, blammo. There they are. Her world famous Canadian funbags and a body she maintain in quite nice shape for a lady now of 46. I might be stretching that 'lady' part a bit, but Pam is definitely all woman. And, kudos to her for having the gumption to still take her top off in her mature years, not discounting the fact she's in France where the beaches are topless and the sneers are never out of style.

Sure, there will be some of you ready with critiques of Pams's make-up free looks and the effects of time on her side... and front and bottom. But, remember this, how many other 46-year old women on the beach would you be watching and waiting to see take their bikinis off? Well, yes, for me, all of them. But for the normal man, let's put Ms. Anderson in boobtastic perspective. Enjoy.

Pamela Anderson More Sextastic Than Ever in Vogue Brazil (WTF?)

By Bill Swift | May 31, 2013 @ 11:18 am

Pamela Anderson Looks Amazing in Vogue Brazil June 2013

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Okay, I can't say I know exactly when these photos were taken, or how much 'work' was done on them on the Mac, but Pamela Anderson looks downright sextastic in these smoking hot photos from the current edition of Vogue Brazil.

Not to say Pamela Anderson isn't a woman with a track record of some very memorable visual moments. But I'm not sure she's created anything this superfine in some time. Still, Egotastic! loves a good fantasy, once or thrice or a thousand times a day. So, we'll stop the questions now and simply enjoy.

WHEREVER SHE GOES, PAM DOES PUT ON QUITE A SHOW

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Somebody Call for the Zamboni! Pamela Anderson Will Not Stop Grinding on the Ice

By Bill Swift | January 21, 2013 @ 10:18 am

Pamela Anderson Shows Off Skills for Dancing on Ice Dutch Version

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In what seems like mere minutes after being eliminated from the British version of Dancing on Ice, for among other sins, having her inflated teat fall out on national television, Pamela Anderson hovercrafted across the English Channel in time to compete on the Dutch version of the same show designed in some kind of hell for men.

Let's just say Pam's presentation of agility, dexterity, flexibility, and frozen-water navigating was somewhere between remarkable and laughingly spastic, with a tilt toward the latter, but, have paycheck will travel and at least Pam did manage to keep her ta-ta's on ice this time, as it were. Enjoy.

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Pamela Anderson Boob Fall Out on British National TV; Nobody Cares Really So Much

By Bill Swift | January 8, 2013 @ 10:39 am

Dancing on Ice. I can't possibly think of a show title that sounds more like something I would never watch, short of threat of electrical shock to the ball-bearing region, and even then, we'd have to discuss amperage before I swayed to lay eyes upon folks dressed up and dancing on frozen water.

But the Britty folks sure do love it, and inviting cast-off American celebrities to come skate-dance on their frigid H20 on national TV; sluggish celebs such as Pamela Anderson, who brought her low cut outfit and let some brave dude bend her to and fro until her covered teat flew out of her dress a few times, much to the not so much shock and awe of pearl-clutching old ladies across the British Isles. It was a non-thing thing. But then they voted Pam off the show. Which I suppose makes sense. Because of her teat spill. And the fact that she can't dance or skate. Enjoy.

PAMELA ANDERSON MOSTLY MANAGES TO KEEP HER MELONS CONTAINED

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Pamela Anderson Dons the Rubber Suit to Defend Sperm Whales

By Bill Swift | November 5, 2012 @ 11:38 am

Pamela Anderson Wears Swimwear for Whale Defense Campaign in Marina del Rey

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Okay, it may not be sperm whales, we just wanted to write that because it makes us chuckle, but former Baywatch super-bim and blonde bombshell Pamela Anderson took some time off from binge drinking for a solid cause -- protecting the whales of the Antarctic from Japanese hunting ships who are stil geting a hefty price for whale meat. Never tried it, I'm guessing it doesn't taste just like chicken.

Pamela got all dolled up and wet-suited down for a Sea Shepherd new-boat promo event in Marina Del Rey, where the hippy-dippy amateur sea-faring band of whale saving pirates showed off the new protecto-ship in their armada, the Brigitte Bardot, designed I think to give the Japanese fisherman uncomfortable boners on their multi-month at sea hunting trips.

Personally, there's not enough salt-peter in the world for Egotastic! to venture out on a single-sex ship for three to four months. Something has got to give.

Good on you, Pamela. Enjoy.