In the annals of boob history there have perhaps been no funbags of the magnitude of Pamela Anderson. She and Amber Rose were turning heads at a Rolling Stones exhibit opening. Pam Anderson’s boobs have only gotten better like wine. They are the Platonic form of the perfect breast. I mean, just look at them. I remember going to the theater in the mid-90′s to see Barbed Wire starring Pam. Was it a good movie? No. Did I enjoy seeing her boobage 20 feet tall. But it wasn’t all the Pamela boob show. Amber Rose was sporting a see-through skirt. Holy mother of sweet cheeks she’s got a fine behind. She had on a nice thong on and she was showing more whale tail than a whaling expedition.
I wish that I had been there. Why don’t I ever get invited to these kinds of parties? I’m cool….aren’t I?
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The Love magazine Advent Video calendar rolls on into it’s something or other day of bring sextastic celebrities to life in video Yuletide form. Though the Christmas connection can be somewhat tenuous, like Pamela Anderson in revealing lingerie in this black and white exhibitionist series.
What can be said of Pamela Anderson that hasn’t already been said? Well, she keeps herself in mighty fine shape for a now 47-year old quarter century long stellar blonde bombshell. I’m not sure all the original parts are still there, but I am quite sure the parts that remain are well worthy of stockings and garters and suspenders and see-through bras. Hot moms come in all shapes and sizes, but just one flavor — Must Have. Enjoy.
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Seeing Pamela Anderson funbags pop out of her dress is something of a local celebrity ritual. Not quite as regularly occurring as say Halloween or Easter, but very very close. I suppose that might be related to having XL boobtastic, no bra, and low cut sheer dresses and tops when cruising the Chateau in the evenings. If a man dressed that risky on the bottom in public, he’d likely be arrested. And thank god for that. As for Pamela Anderson, seeing her MILFy famous puppies popping out in front of seventy-five cameramen, well, that’s something altogether more pleasant, even if we’ve seen them before.
For all the jokes we make about Pam, we remember our Prime Directive for sextastic celebrity skin, and she certainly has served that up over the years. In that respect, we applaud Pam and her wardrobe choices, malfunctioning as they often do. I’m hardly complaining. Good show! Enjoy.
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Boobtacular hall of fame beauty Pamela Anderson was all hanging out of her sweater at the Chateau Marmont in LA. No one does deep cleavage like Pam Anderson. She’s spent the last 25 years perfecting just how much of her gigantic funbags to show. Lucky for us the answer is a lot. The magnitude of the cleave is incredible. I remember when I was a lad and I would watch her running down the beach in slow motion on Baywatch. It would fill me with a special feeling in my bathing suit area. The life guards at the beach near my house in Texas weren’t nearly as hot or busty. They looked more like Lou Anderson than Pam Anderson.
Then later I saw her romantic video of her honeymoon with Tommy Lee and thought, “Are there more splendid ta-tas on the Earth than those of Pamela Anderson?” I have looked and have found all other chi chis to be wanting.
I guess all the gossip rags are curious to know if Pamela Anderson is sticking with her current former husband or not. I’m mostly interested to see how her formerly top body in the world is coming along in the veteran hottie department. Naturally, a portion of Pam’s fine female form has been aided and assisted by science, but there’s no denying when he bikini bottoms come down or her bikini barely contains her still rather bodacious sized pinup rack, her unemployed husband is something of a lucky fellow. Well, that also includes throwing in the boudoir moves we know Pam to have thanks to the Internet, video tape, and a penchant for showing off.
I wouldn’t go so far as to label Pamela Anderson one of my fine wines, mellowing with hotness and maturity. But I’d say she’s more the bottle of vodka you forgot you left in the freeze three years ago when your buddy insisted that was the bomb idea. She could be very unexpected fun on a Saturday night. Crack is whack! Pamela Anderson, keep it coming. Enjoy.
Pamela Anderson is not going to the trouble of flying one-quarter of the way around the world not to not show off her hooters. It’s just that simple. Even now in her mature motherly years, whether it be hanging by the pool in a bikini (above), or flashing serious boobtastic when out on the town in Cannes…
…Pamela Anderson chest puppies show will not be denied. Pam is reporting that she’s super happy since she remarried that guy she was married to for a couple days about a decade ago. Who can explain love? Or just wanting somebody to get that sunscreen on the parts of your back you can’t reach on your own. I think that’s sunscreen. Hey, it’s Pam Anderson. She still parties. Bless your more than two decades of hard work on our behalf. Enjoy.