Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson Nekkid Newly in Artistic Shade of Purple

 
Pamela Anderson Nekkid for Purple Magazine 2014
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Who said Pamela Anderson had lost a step in the body revealing department? Okay, maybe that was me. But at 46, Pamela Anderson, with a little help from bells and whistles, can still knock your socks off when topless and nekkid and all kinds of revealing as she is in Purple magazine.

Now, it’s not like we haven’t seen Pamela Anderson topless before, but considering she’s been going at it for well over two decades now, you have to be impressed by the sheer longevity of a particular skill, much like NFL running backs, that has a decidedly short 20-something’s lifespan. But Pam just keeps on going and going, providing happy private time material for yet another generation of young men. You know, provided they read French style magazines. Enjoy.

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Pamela Anderson Upskirt Pictures Reveal a Lady in Love

I don’t know, maybe I’m making up the love part, though Pamela Anderson did recently remarry her ex-husband from her days of Wine and Roses, so perhaps this is true romance. But when a lady wears the fancy dress up panties, I just assume she’s feeling very Valentine-ish. As opposed to when she’s wearing those crotchless latex panties and I know she’s about to tell me her special rates for Holiday Inn guests.

Pamela Anderson may be trying hard to look all grown up, but she can’t fool me, she’s still the Baywatch babe from many a heartfelt young man’s dream. I’ll probably be looking up her skirts until the end of time, or about five more years when she gives up the black and lacy models. I’m a very weak man. Enjoy.

We Saw Pamela Anderson Trying to Cover Her Funbags; Now Let’s See Her Hosing Them Off Bare in Playboy

 
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I’m pretty sure Pamela Anderson came out of the womb with fake boobs. You can’t really ever go back far enough to find a small chested Canadian Pam Anderson. But, with the sight of her 46-year old chestal balls earlier today caught on her vacation in France, well, it reminded me that at one time nobody gave a dang about Pam’s melons being surreal. They just really really wanted to play with them. Thanks to our friends at Playboy Plus, we can step into the sort of Way Back Machine to a time when Pamela was watering her boobtastic garden like no other.

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Yes, kids, there was a time not so long ago when Pamela Anderson was THE blonde bombshell that every teen boy in the world dreamed of each night in his bed. The busty Baywatch lifeguard who you fantasized giving you mouth to mouth, and not necessarily on your mouth. She was a thing, for many, she still is. Ah, mammaries of the way we were. Enjoy.

Pamela Anderson Topless Bikini Pictures Cause French Beach Goers to Surrender

 
Pamela Anderson Goes Topless on a Beach in France
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Just when you thought you’d never see Pamela Anderson topless again, blammo. There they are. Her world famous Canadian funbags and a body she maintain in quite nice shape for a lady now of 46. I might be stretching that ‘lady’ part a bit, but Pam is definitely all woman. And, kudos to her for having the gumption to still take her top off in her mature years, not discounting the fact she’s in France where the beaches are topless and the sneers are never out of style.

Sure, there will be some of you ready with critiques of Pams’s make-up free looks and the effects of time on her side… and front and bottom. But, remember this, how many other 46-year old women on the beach would you be watching and waiting to see take their bikinis off? Well, yes, for me, all of them. But for the normal man, let’s put Ms. Anderson in boobtastic perspective. Enjoy.

Pamela Anderson More Sextastic Than Ever in Vogue Brazil (WTF?)

Okay, I can’t say I know exactly when these photos were taken, or how much ‘work’ was done on them on the Mac, but Pamela Anderson looks downright sextastic in these smoking hot photos from the current edition of Vogue Brazil.

Not to say Pamela Anderson isn’t a woman with a track record of some very memorable visual moments. But I’m not sure she’s created anything this superfine in some time. Still, Egotastic! loves a good fantasy, once or thrice or a thousand times a day. So, we’ll stop the questions now and simply enjoy.

Somebody Call for the Zamboni! Pamela Anderson Will Not Stop Grinding on the Ice

In what seems like mere minutes after being eliminated from the British version of Dancing on Ice, for among other sins, having her inflated teat fall out on national television, Pamela Anderson hovercrafted across the English Channel in time to compete on the Dutch version of the same show designed in some kind of hell for men.

Let’s just say Pam’s presentation of agility, dexterity, flexibility, and frozen-water navigating was somewhere between remarkable and laughingly spastic, with a tilt toward the latter, but, have paycheck will travel and at least Pam did manage to keep her ta-ta’s on ice this time, as it were. Enjoy.

Pamela Anderson Boob Fall Out on British National TV; Nobody Cares Really So Much

Dancing on Ice. I can’t possibly think of a show title that sounds more like something I would never watch, short of threat of electrical shock to the ball-bearing region, and even then, we’d have to discuss amperage before I swayed to lay eyes upon folks dressed up and dancing on frozen water.

But the Britty folks sure do love it, and inviting cast-off American celebrities to come skate-dance on their frigid H20 on national TV; sluggish celebs such as Pamela Anderson, who brought her low cut outfit and let some brave dude bend her to and fro until her covered teat flew out of her dress a few times, much to the not so much shock and awe of pearl-clutching old ladies across the British Isles. It was a non-thing thing. But then they voted Pam off the show. Which I suppose makes sense. Because of her teat spill. And the fact that she can’t dance or skate. Enjoy.