Pamela Anderson is not going to the trouble of flying one-quarter of the way around the world not to not show off her hooters. It’s just that simple. Even now in her mature motherly years, whether it be hanging by the pool in a bikini (above), or flashing serious boobtastic when out on the town in Cannes…
…Pamela Anderson chest puppies show will not be denied. Pam is reporting that she’s super happy since she remarried that guy she was married to for a couple days about a decade ago. Who can explain love? Or just wanting somebody to get that sunscreen on the parts of your back you can’t reach on your own. I think that’s sunscreen. Hey, it’s Pam Anderson. She still parties. Bless your more than two decades of hard work on our behalf. Enjoy.
Who said Pamela Anderson had lost a step in the body revealing department? Okay, maybe that was me. But at 46, Pamela Anderson, with a little help from bells and whistles, can still knock your socks off when topless and nekkid and all kinds of revealing as she is in Purple magazine.
Now, it’s not like we haven’t seen Pamela Anderson topless before, but considering she’s been going at it for well over two decades now, you have to be impressed by the sheer longevity of a particular skill, much like NFL running backs, that has a decidedly short 20-something’s lifespan. But Pam just keeps on going and going, providing happy private time material for yet another generation of young men. You know, provided they read French style magazines. Enjoy.
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I don’t know, maybe I’m making up the love part, though Pamela Anderson did recently remarry her ex-husband from her days of Wine and Roses, so perhaps this is true romance. But when a lady wears the fancy dress up panties, I just assume she’s feeling very Valentine-ish. As opposed to when she’s wearing those crotchless latex panties and I know she’s about to tell me her special rates for Holiday Inn guests.
Pamela Anderson may be trying hard to look all grown up, but she can’t fool me, she’s still the Baywatch babe from many a heartfelt young man’s dream. I’ll probably be looking up her skirts until the end of time, or about five more years when she gives up the black and lacy models. I’m a very weak man. Enjoy.
I’m pretty sure Pamela Anderson came out of the womb with fake boobs. You can’t really ever go back far enough to find a small chested Canadian Pam Anderson. But, with the sight of her 46-year old chestal balls earlier today caught on her vacation in France, well, it reminded me that at one time nobody gave a dang about Pam’s melons being surreal. They just really really wanted to play with them. Thanks to our friends at Playboy Plus, we can step into the sort of Way Back Machine to a time when Pamela was watering her boobtastic garden like no other.
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Yes, kids, there was a time not so long ago when Pamela Anderson was THE blonde bombshell that every teen boy in the world dreamed of each night in his bed. The busty Baywatch lifeguard who you fantasized giving you mouth to mouth, and not necessarily on your mouth. She was a thing, for many, she still is. Ah, mammaries of the way we were. Enjoy.
Just when you thought you’d never see Pamela Anderson topless again, blammo. There they are. Her world famous Canadian funbags and a body she maintain in quite nice shape for a lady now of 46. I might be stretching that ‘lady’ part a bit, but Pam is definitely all woman. And, kudos to her for having the gumption to still take her top off in her mature years, not discounting the fact she’s in France where the beaches are topless and the sneers are never out of style.
Sure, there will be some of you ready with critiques of Pams’s make-up free looks and the effects of time on her side… and front and bottom. But, remember this, how many other 46-year old women on the beach would you be watching and waiting to see take their bikinis off? Well, yes, for me, all of them. But for the normal man, let’s put Ms. Anderson in boobtastic perspective. Enjoy.
Okay, I can’t say I know exactly when these photos were taken, or how much ‘work’ was done on them on the Mac, but Pamela Anderson looks downright sextastic in these smoking hot photos from the current edition of Vogue Brazil.
Not to say Pamela Anderson isn’t a woman with a track record of some very memorable visual moments. But I’m not sure she’s created anything this superfine in some time. Still, Egotastic! loves a good fantasy, once or thrice or a thousand times a day. So, we’ll stop the questions now and simply enjoy.