Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson’s Breasts Defy the Laws of Physics

Okay, first things first. I am not posting these Pamela Anderson bikini pictures because I think she is attractive. In fact, quite the opposite. Think of this more as a cautionary tale for those seeking to have breast enlargement surgery.

I don't quite understand the physics behind it, but I'm pretty sure that when they put in her breast impants, they must have also put Titanium rods in Pamela Anderson's back, in order to keep her tiny frame from snapping in half.

Now, I know I said yesterday that those Charlotte Church bikini pictures were unfortunate, but I'd like to take that back. At least you know she's all real.

More Pamela Anderson bikini pictures after the jump.

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This Pamela Anderson Upskirt was Unavoidable

In terms of novelty, Pamela Anderson upskirt pictures don't rank very high, because it is Pamela Anderson after all. But what they lack in originality, they more than make up for in terms of sheer inevitability.

Whereas a Britney Spears upskirt, a Paris Hilton upskirt, or even a Linsday Lohan upskirt, could easily be avoided with a quick skirt check, and maybe a few less drinks, this Pamela Anderson upskirt was going to happen no matter what.

You can blame Physics, or the Champaigne, or the fact that Pamela's wearing what has to be one of the sluttiest outfits ever, but whatever explanation you choose, there's no denying that a skirt that short will never stay down for very long. It hardly even covers her ass when she's standing.

But that's Pam for you. At least she's wearing matching underwear.

Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton Top the Celebrity Viral Video List


As if it wasn't enough being the most searched for celebrity on Yahoo! (in no small part to those upskirt pics), Britney Spears also came out at #1 on ViralVideoChart.com's top ten list of the years most viewed celebrity web videos.

While the video doesn't feature any Britney flashes, it does show her burping, and acting like she's stoned. Second place went to the classic moment in which Kevin Federline aka Fed-Ex learned of his dumping via text message. Also in the top ten are Kramer's Racist Rant, Lindsay Lohan calling Paris Hilton a Cunt, Paris Hilton singing Happy Birthday to Hugh Hefner, and Pamela Anderson freaking out at the paparazzi.

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Sienna Miller Topless Pictures from Vanity Fair – Plus Others

 

It looks like Vanity Fair's Hollywood Issue wasn't a total loss after all. Besides having a nude Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley on the cover, Sienna Miller is topless as well. And there's none of that strategic covering, either. No, she shows the goods, because she knows she needs all the exposure she can get right now. Also, she's no stranger to "getting her kit off" as the Brits say. Kit or no kit, though, she's always tops in my book, but topless is always better.

Appearing alongside the Sienna Miller topless pictures are Natalie Portman, Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Anne Hathaway, Zooey Deschanel, Michelle Monaghan, Rosamund Pike, Pamela Anderson & Mamie Van Doren, Joy Bryant, and Michelle Yeoh, however, they keep their clothes on.

The rest of pictures are after the jump.

Update - June 6, 2006: Check out Sienna Miller topless pictures from the beach

63rd Annual Golden Globe Awards Mega Picture Post – Now with Live Blogging

Okay, this post is ridiculously long, so I've moved it all after the jump.

Let's just say that Live-blogging an award show is insane, and I ain't doin' that again, at least not till the Oscars.

Alright, hit this link for all 229 Golden Globes pictures...

Or hit the this link for the full live-blogging experience.

Looks like this post was just too big, and the database wasn't very happy about that. Most of the live-blogging text was lost, but the pics are all still there. Maybe next time, I won't go minute by minute...

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Pamela Anderson Likes ‘Em Big

I'm not posting these Pamela Anderson pictures because she's wearing a see-through top. Honestly, who in the world hasn't seen Pamela Anderson's nipples? No, I'm posting this because she is standing with a giant carrot.

At what point do you stop and think to yourself that your life hasn't quite gone down the path you thought it would? I think, for me, it would be standing on the red carpet, in a see-through shirt, with a giant carrot. But I think I have more pitty for the guy in the carrot suit.

Pamela Anderson Nipple Slip

 

I don't seriously think there is a single human being left alive who hasn't yet seen Pamela Anderson's nipples. For as long as I can remember, she has been in one state of undress or another. Her latest public encounter with nudity, however, seems to have been unintentional, but I think maybe the people throwing the event might have slipped her a couple extra bucks for the added publicity. And what event was it where this wardrobe malfunction took place? Ironically, it was a party for Virgin Atlantic Airways.

Yes, I know I'm a bit late on this one, but I'm sure you'll all forgive me, now won't you...

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