Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson Boobaciousness, Holding Up or Sagging? (VIDEO)


Fourteen years ago, as I sat quite alone in the back of a theater watching the cinematic underwhelming sensation, Barb Wire, could I possibly have imagined that the wet and shimmering boobs of an in-her-prime Pamela Anderson would someday be struggling to maintain an ounce of hotness on Big Boss India (that’s Big Brother to most of you, but, apparently, in India, everybody loves their big brother, so they call it Big Boss so you get the idea that the all-seeing eye is not a kind one).

By the way, the answer is ‘yes’, I did foresee this. But I’m a professional prognosticator of sexy celebrity destiny. For instance, I can tell you that in another fourteen years, Pamela Anderson will still have the same boobs she has now. But that they won’t be appearing on here. Still, today is all about what was once Pamela Anderson hotness. What were once big hot wet boobs on a kitschy blonde bombshell. Alas. Alack. And, enjoy.

Photo credit: INF Photo

Pamela Anderson moist and shimmering boobs in Barb Wire.

Watch the Video »

I Wish This Pamela Anderson Nipple Slip Was an April Fools Joke

The really sad thing about this Pamela Anderson nipple slip is that it’s NOT an April Fools Day joke. We actually live in a world where Pamela Anderson has become a freakish sideshow version of her former self where her nipples are ON TOP of her breasts. And maybe if she bought a bikini that actually fit, instead of always trying to be such a fucking whore, her freakish nipples would stay hidden, and we wouldn’t have to bear witness to such horrors.

Also, in the other picture, I’m pretty sure Pam’s checking to make sure her vagina hasn’t fallen off due to one of her myriad venerial deseases.

Oh, and in case you’re wondering, the site is blue today for April Fools. I know, not the most clever joke, but I liked it. If you don’t like it, the classic site design will be back tomorrow.

Pamela Anderson is Sexy

Pamela Anderson needs to stop. She needs to put away her silicon bags, put on some real clothes, and realize that she isn’t 18-years-old anymore. That being said, if you really want to see Pamela Anderson’s nipples, here they are in some kind of super skanky bikini at the annual “Sluts R Us” fashion show.

Photo credit: Splash News

Tricia Helfer Nude in Sante D’Orazio: Barely Private


Looking for a good book to read? But don’t like the actually reading part? The you should definitely pick up the photo book Sante D’Orazio: Barely Private, which feature, among others, Tricia Helfer nude. Sante’s actually kind of a douche (as you can see in that second picture), but he gets to take naked pictures of models and actresses, so I guess he’s doing better than me. Seriously, though, Tricia Helfer naked.

Also featured are Eva Mendes in what might be see-through panties, and Pamela Anderson naked, but who the hell hasn’t seen that already?

Buy Sante D’Orazio: Barely Private at Amazon today.

Pamela Anderson Makes an Ass of Herself

I don’t know if Pamela Anderson was high on life, or just plain old Crack, but after seeing her on the runway during New York Fashion Week, it’s pretty clear she was high on something. And, um, how old is Pam these days? 60? 70? Isn’t it about time she took it down a notch, and maybe didn’t make such an ass of herself. And speaking of that ass, it really isn’t what it used to be.

Lots more pics of Pammy after the jump.

Photo credit: Fame

Pamela Anderson Nude Uncensored Video from Girls Next Door


Back in April, Pamela Anderson got naked, and presented Hugh Hefner with a cake on his 82nd birthday. Naturally, the scene was filmed, and later aired on an episode of The Girls Next Door. Of course, the video was censored when it aired on TV, but now we’ve got the uncensored video for you. And while Pamela Anderson is completely nude, and shaved, it’s really not what you would have hoped. Unless you get off on women with their nipples on the top of their breasts kissing 82-year-olds.

Watch the Video »

Pamela Anderson’s Boobs Are Made in the USA

If you care at all about what Pamela Anderson has to say, you can pick up the July/August ’08 issue of Radar magazine. Of course, I haven’t met a single person in my life who actually cares about what Pam has to say.

If you care about how big Pam’s boobs have gotten, or what slutty pose she’s striking, then you can also pick up the July/August ’08 issue of Radar magazine, because you know no matter what Pam has to say, she’ll say it while doing something slutty.

Pam dons the requisite American flag bikini, I suppose to celebrate that she’s now an American citizen. Well, I think I speak on behalf of Canadian’s everywhere when I say: You can keep her.