Nicole Murphy

Nicole Murphy Cleavy In A Jungle Bikini In Miami

Nicole Murphy was looking MILFtacularly hot in a jungle themed bikini in Miami. Nicole is one seriously hot cougar and I only wish I was a) single b) young enough for her and c) better looking so she’d look my way. But since none of that is true I am going to have to content myself with looking at her bikini pics. Nicole has an amazing rack that looks highly motorboatable. Seriously, I wouldn’t mind going to town on those bad boys. I’m a boob man since way back and I know a good thing when I see it. But let’s not forget that booty. I do so love a woman with an hourglass shape. Her booty is just my kind of thing and I could watch her walking away any day of the week and twice on Sunday.

That Eddie Murphy is a damn fool for letting her slip through his fingers. That plus all the bad movies he’s made in the last fifteen years. What happened? He used to be magnificent.

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Nicole Murphy Lounges Poolside In A White Bikini

I admire Nicole Murphy. Not just her Forties and Faptastic bikini body, but definitely that as well. But her ability to relax, to chill, and to take vacation and really let it all hang out. Especially when we know where she’s headed so we can see her hanging out of her bikinis. In this manner, we all get a vacation.

Nicole Was hanging in Miami showing off her MILFtastic form by the pool, I’m sure not far away from her latest boyfriend whoever that may be. Not that she goes through many, but let’s just say she’s not long without the company of men who dig mature women with stellar bikini bodies, which is most all of us. She could probably upgrade the engineer’s hat, but that wouldn’t last long into our passionate making of the sexy time anyhow. I tend to get very demonstrative every time I’m close to a woman. Hey, with those five year breaks you build up a head of steam. Enjoy.

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Nicole Murphy Flashes Bare Midriff While Out In Beverly Hills

Sexy vixen Nicole Murphy showed off her perfectly muscular bare mid-riff during a recent shopping trip in Beverly Hills. Eddie Murphy was a damn fool for letting this woman go. She has got the whole package and then some. Her abdomen is tight and toned. She must work out all the friggin’ time. I also appreciate how tight her shirt is because she’s got a breathtaking pair of knockers. They are seriously my favorite size, I can tell. I like boobs that size so much I married a girl that sports them. As if all of that wasn’t enough, Nicole was also sporting a pair of pants that hugged every nook and cranny of her shapely booty and thigh. There is also just a hint of camel toe, which is a good thing. A very good thing.

Seriously, why would Eddie divorce her? I mean, I know he got caught cheating with Scary Spicy or whatever but still. I don’t get the choices he makes anymore. He went from Trading Places to that crappy A Thousand Words movie. Get it together, Eddie.

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Nicole Murphy Sextastic Curves In A Tiny Bikini

The lovely Nicole Murphy hit the beach in a tiny bikini that really showed off why Eddie Murphy married her back in the day. Namely, that she’s seriously hot. Not just hot for a woman in her forties, just hot period. Yes, she is the classic MILF but it is easy to see why. She’s in incredible shape. Just look at her stomach. There are a lot of 19 year olds that wish they had that stomach. And as far as her ta-tas go, gravity has yet to ruin the party. She’s also got a nice shapely butt and thigh combo which gets my pressure up. As the philosopher Sir-Mix-A-Lot once said, “My anaconda don’t want known unless she’s got buns, hun.”

Words to live by. How could Eddie have let this sexy lady slip through his fingers? I just don’t understand Eddie Murphy anymore. He used to be magnificent.

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Nicole Murphy Bikini Faptastic and Forty Exhibitions in Miami

File Nicole Murphy under that veteran sextastic category who really just seems to be ageless. Our ladies well into their 40′s who are still more than holding their own in two piece swimsuits among the frolicking models two decades or more their junior. I love it. There’s nothing like a hot mature woman who knows the boys are still looking. Me in particular. All wide-eyed, tongues hanging out, begging to be mentored in the fine art of seduction. At least between NFL games.

Nicole Murphy is single once more I believe. I can’t spend more than two seconds a year reading about celebrity relationships, and then only when reading magazine headlines while buying beer at the store. That’s a solid man excuse. Nicole, you look amazing. Please consider me for mentoring. I’ll shower as often as you need me to. Enjoy.

Nicole Murphy Certainly Is a Flexible Bikini Mom

While Eddie Murphy may have moved on to one or more young hot model girlfriends, let’s not forsake his former model wife Nicole Murphy, who not only brooded (is that a word?) two model daughters, but is looking mighty fit in her own right filming the craptastic and silly VH-1 reality show, Hollywood Exes. I think she’s a new Hollywood current again, none of this half-baked TV makes sense to me, but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to watch a toned mom do yoga in a bikini on a paddle board in Hawaii. B

ased on her various degrees of flexibility, Nicole looks like she might be preparing to give her adult daughters a new baby sibling. But I digress, as I ogle, and imagine having a lady friend with such dexterity. Oh, that ways in which I would disappoint her I can’t even begin to imagine. Enjoy.

Claudia Jordan and Nicole Murphy Bikini Vacation Together in Miami

We’ve seen much of Claudia Jordan the past few days flaunting about Miami Beach in her bikini, and there’s much more to be had as she spent the weekend changing between various bikinis (below), showing off her veteran hot body.

And Claudia was joined on her beach exhibitions by Nicole Murphy, who herself has quite the sleek physique. The two bosom buddies prancing about in their two pieces looking like the world is their oyster. Which, presumably it is. Enjoy.