Nicole Murphy Toned Abs and Sports Bra In Beverly Hills

Nicole Murphy is looking sautéed in her skimpy workout gear. Clearly, she has been earning the right to wear it. Otherwise, it would be like the last time I saw a civilian wearing a military uniform. I blacked out and when I came to I was screaming, “Stolen Valor!” at an innocent woman. It was so embarrassing that I will never be able to go back to that Denny’s again. Now, where am I supposed to go for breakfast after the bars close? IHOP? Waffle House? Have I really gotten that desperate?  

If only there was something to take my mind off that terrible memory. Maybe an ebony goddess capable of wearing the title for best pixie haircut is up for the job. That in itself is no small task. Halle Berry has had that title for the last thirty years. Even when she did not have a pixie cut they allowed her to hold the honorary title because she is Halle Berry. She should have everything.  

I wonder what would happen if someone were to strum those chords on Nicole's back? My money is on it sounding like a harp rendition of Pour Some Sugar on Me. That is all I ever hear in my head when I lay my eyes on her.

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