Michelle Lewin

Michelle Lewin White Bikini, Red Hot Fitness Body (And That Nut Cracking Thumper)

Michelle Lewin, thy name is asstastic. The Venezuelan bombshell turned American fitness instructor and all around arse-shaper to the stars and would-be stars, doesn’t need any more advertisement for her services than preening, posing, and hoisting her moneymaker in the air and declaring her shop open for business. Do you want a body like Michelle Lewin’s? Well, naturally, I’d have to take it for a test drive before making and formal decision.

Michelle and her thumper extraordinaire took to the beach in Miami in a white bikini to signal to gentleman oglers along the sandy strip that you might as well surrender, her keester owns your soul. The tight muscular body on Michelle Lewin might scare many lesser men, but for me, I see it as a challenge. How badly can I beg for mercy without Michelle actually stopping her domination of me in her two piece. We wouldn’t want that. My safe word with Michelle is ‘harder, oh, god, please don’t stop hurting me.’. That’s actually a phrase, but it works. She’s so righteously fit. I think I might cry, if it’s allowed, Michelle. I love rules. No tap outs. Enjoy.

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Maripily Rivera And Michelle Lewin Sunbathe in Thongs

Talk about a triumph of the Latina spirit and body and badonkadonk. Maripily Rivera and Michelle Lewin both took to the beach in Miami in their own thong bikini options to sunbathe without tanlines and taunt the local oglers with visions of sugar plums dancing in their libidos. It really was quite the skintastic show of sun-drenched allure.

Maripily has become a legend in her own time for that rack that travels with her everywhere. We don’t usually get to see her in a bikini, but the veteran hottie simply does not disappoint. Nor does or could Michelle Lewin, the Venezuelan fitness suprema in his magical thumper lies the power to split the atom. Atom being my current pet name for my… again, sorry, the children. Suffice it to say these dos Latinas stirred up quite the tingling sensations for those fortunate enough to spend their weekdays in the Miami Beach sunshine. You may live vicariously through them. It’s really quite a hobby. Enjoy.

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Michelle Lewin Pink Bikini Abs, And That Booty, Don’t Interrupt Me, This Is Work

Michelle Lewin isn’t just fit, she’s super fit. Like alien levels of taut tight muscular body fitness. Like the opposite of me, and opposites attract, which may be why I can’t take my leering eyes off of every single inch of her body. I’m not in search of a dominant mistress, my current one simply won’t allow it, but were I, I could do worse than bowing to the demands of this woman who seems like she could crack a walnut with about seventeen different muscles in her body, including one that would make for a wonderful late night feature.

I dare say don’t enter Miami Beach in a bikini these days if you’re not built and prepped for show. The competition is just that fierce. It’s like bringing your ’98 Corolla out to the Indy 500 track. Michelle Lewin is purely bred for speed. And endurance, and whatever else she wants to be because I’m not going to question, just ogle and eat my peas. Enjoy.

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Michelle Lewin Bikini Top Muscles on Muscle Beach (Oh, Those Damn Short Shorts Are Killing Me)

Michelle Lewin decided to defect from Miami for a while and bring her fitness training muscular bikini body for playtime on the West Coast at Venice Beach. To say she’s made an immediate and lasting impression on the locals at Muscle Beach is something of an understatement. Between her rip-roaring pythons, the bikini tops and the tights tiniest shorts around, Michelle Lewin isn’t exactly a visual wonderment you soon forget.

Now I will admit that strong women scare me. I don’t mean women with strong personalities, though they intimidate me too. I mean girls who can pick me up over their heads and spin me in a helicopter. I get air sick pretty easily. I’m kind of hoping Michelle just opts to give me the job of oil rubdown boy. I might get a few harsh comments, but at least I get to keep my feet on the ground and my hands on those lady muscles. I ironed my apron just in case. Enjoy.

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Michelle Lewin Bikini Top and Tight Tiny Shorts for Venice Beach Domination

Michelle Lewin is not for any man, or for every man. You need a certain kind of personality to delight in a woman of such strong and buxom muscle and fitness prowess. I am that man. I am so ready. Michelle, take me now. Just scoop me up in your strong chesty goodness on your skates and roll me away somewhere where you have your way with me and put your finger to your mouth when I even appear like I might scream.

Michelle Lewin was working the Venice Beach meme to the sextastic extremes in a bikini top and short cut offs over the weekend, pretty much coming into town and dominating the landscape. She moved her public displays of asstastic and working out madness to the West Coast just to spread a little lust to both sides of our fair nation. Quite generous. I doubt Michelle Lewin is timid of much. Hence, why I want her to whisk me away to a happy place. I’m always in the mood, just FYI, Michelle. Enjoy.

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Michelle Lewin Starts The New Year With A Bikini Workout In Miami

Fitness expert and professional hot person Michelle Lewin was keeping your New Year’s resolution to get in better shape with a bikini workout in Miami. Michelle did a series of exercises all of which could have been mistaken for sexual positions. She is in redonkulously good shape. Michelle has got a stomach that you could use as a rhythm section for a bluegrass band and her thighs could crack walnuts. But she’s not so muscular that her boobies have turned to pecs, oh no. She’s got a righteous pair of funbags that look amazing in this pink bikini. But it is perhaps in the booty region that we can most behold how much all of that working out has paid off. She’s got a shapely butt that is as tight as a drum. Seriously, you could use those bad boys to play a salsa beat.

What I’m saying is that it isn’t enough to be hot, you’ve got to work to keep all of that stuff tight. Many a formerly hot person has gone the way of cellulite.

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Merry Thong Bikini Thumper Christmas from Your Friends at Egotastic!

I truly hope you’re enjoying your holiday today. To think that even half of the sugar plum fairies dancing in your head last night turned into sextastic real angels in thong bikinis today, that is the Christmas dream. In honor of the holiday, we put together a little melange of beach booty from Miami this past year, thong exposed asstastics from some of the regular bottom side contributors in South Florida in 2014. Claudia Romani, Michelle Lewin, Coco Austin, and others. Consider it my frankincense for your libidos.

Merry Christmas from Egotastic!