Michelle Lewin

Michelle Lewin Thong Pictures Set Sail on a Pool Raft Into Your Dreams

If hot bodies could open doors, and they do in my abode, then Michelle Lewin could pretty much walk through any portal in the world just by flashing her thong laced asstastic. Damn that thumper on this fitness model and all-around Miami area body exhibitionist deserves some kind of medal. I’d pin it on her just to watch her crush it betwixt her powerful cheeks and form it into a perfectly smooth diamond.

Michelle avoided the beach crowd and took her bikini sextastic show to the local area pool where she set sail on her raft which just has to be called the S.S. Boner Inducer and put on a show for gentleman oglers within a forty block radius. It’s simply incredibly how tight and taught she keeps her curves. You throw in those 1980′s reflective sunglasses and you have the makings of a visual wonderment. Please, proceed with caution. Don’t chafe to badly before Christmas, especially if you work the mall santa swing shift. The children need you. Enjoy.

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Michelle Lewin Thong Song Sun Like a Thumping Angel

You know my disdain for superlatives, but this might just be the best thong ever invented. It’s kind of there, it’s kind of not there, it’s kind of being consumed into the asstastic of Michelle Lewin in a manner I’ve dreamed of happening to my entire self many a night. Wow. It’s like the string around the finest Christmas gift package ever. Okay, so some superlatives.

Michelle Lewin didn’t even make it as far as the beach today. Just the pool where I imagine trying to be an un-obvious ogler among the gentlemen set was nearly impossible as Michelle posed and preened in her tiny top and dental floss thin bottom, baring that hard worked body of hers. I’d be moving my sombrero off my head so as not to frighten the children nearby. Michelle Lewin, that thong and thumper of yours ought to be illegal. And I’d like to be the cop who arrests you for it. Enjoy.

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Michelle Lewin Bikini Pictures Asstastic Readiness for the Coming Winter Solstice

I really just see my own words coming to fruition here by the minute. Is the competition heating up already in Miami for best bikini body? Oh, yes, it’s already en fuego. Michelle Lewin is staking out her territory of the worked out, yoked out, curvaceous asstastic model types. The competition is rough, but Michelle looks more than ready for anything that might come her way, including the glances of gentlemen oglers peeking her readily abundant taut female form.

What’s clear to me is that this is going to be the best winter yet in Miami. It’s all been leading up to this. Like the perfect storm of the bikini sextastic. Also, I realize I’m going to need new binoculars and an enhanced brush and local flora disguise to blend in to the background as these luscious legs, ample thumpers, and precious pert ta-ta’s walk endlessly by. So much to do, so little time. The work doesn’t scare me, just the humiliating public boners. Nature made me this way! Enjoy.

Michelle Lewin Thong Thumper Extravaganza in the Miami Beach Frontier

The competition for best butt on Miami Beach is a rigorous, if not nearly deadly battle for thumper supremacy. So many fine women in so many tiny bikinis vying for the informal title of Miami Asstastic. The amount of hours and sweat and determination and blessed genes that goes into even being near the top, well, it’s unimaginable nearly. I say nearly because I imagine it so very often myself.

Michelle Lewin must be considered in and around the Heisman Trophy finalist category in the department of the killer tush in thong. Her bottom side, her all over sides, well, they just exude a passion inducement that is nearly impossible to resist. When she preens and poses and stretches her fitness yoked body on the beach, at least a dozen gentleman oglers require CPR immediately on the spot. Now that is power. Enjoy.

Michelle Lewin Bikini Bodily Faptastic Exhibition in Miami

If you’re a fitness instructor to other hot bodied celebrity, why not advertise for your services by showing off your own results. Michelle Lewin couldn’t do any better advertising thant exhibiting her stellar taut curves and eye-catching bikini body in Miami. Want to look like me? Hire me? Heck, if I were a woman looking to own half the world with my thong covered booty, I’d sign up yesterday. I’m not, so I’m just going to watch for free if it’s all the same.

Miami Beach has become the single toughest locale for sextastic bikini body competition. You don’t just show up with an okay body and expect to earn tickets redeemable for stuffed animals and paddle balls at the end of the day. There are serious models with seriously hard workouts and seriously outrageously hot bodies lining the sandy shores. This is the show. Come properly equipped or don’t come at all. That probably seems harsh from a man who children point at and scream when he takes his shirt off at the public pool. But, what the hell. Michelle Lewin has raised the bar. Enjoy.

Michelle Lewin Bikinis On The Beach in Miami

Famous hot person Michelle Lewin strutted her considerable stuff in a tiny blue bikini on Miami Beach. Michelle has some big ol’ boobieballs. Like, the kind that might give you carpal tunnel syndrome if you handle them too much. The poor bikini top is stretched to its limits trying to manage those behemoths. But to no avail. They are popping out all over. The bottoms also are having a hard time keeping her wonderfully large and shapely booty in. Lucky for us, her butt is almost all out for our viewing pleasure. She’s in incredible shape, as you can see from her tight stomach. Her abs are ridiculous. But my favorite part of Michelle is the sea of freckles that adorn her chest.

I have a thing for freckly girls. It probably has to do with my first lady sex partner who was covered in them. I try not to reflect too much on it.

Michelle Lewin Bikini Boobtastic Booty Beach Everything Time.

Well, I think it’s official. I like every single thing about Michelle Lewin. The visible parts at least which I think I have almost entirely covered off in the model I’m building in my libido. She really is a golden top mountain that every man should wish to climb simply because she’s there. Though that sounds kind of objectifying. I would most definitely like to get to know Michelle better as a person, I mean, once we’re completely physically and emotionally exhausted from sensual activities from dawn til dusk for two weeks straight.

The competition on Miami Beach for visual stare time is rough. But Michelle Lewin with that bodacious racktastic and that nut-cracking power thumper, she’s going to strain many a neck. A happy strained neck indeed. Michelle, please, whatever it is you’re doing, just do it more. Don’t change a thing. Enjoy.