Micaela Schaefer

MIcaela Schaefer Topless and Oddly Third Funbagged At the Brandenburg Gate

Micaela Schaefer Goes Topless Again at the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin
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I’m quite certain that when the Berlin Wall fell nobody anticipated that it would someday become a popular spot for German models to come and pose topless. Certainly nobody foresaw Micaela Schaefer in some get up that includes a fig leaf and what seems to be a third ta-ta. I’m not exactly sure I know what this exhibitionist prone TV hostess is up to. I’m kind of afraid to ask. In these situations I find it’s best just to sit back quietly and stare at her body built like a playground for grown up men. I call dibs on the swings.

Micaela Schaefer is one of those women I truly respect if for no other reason than she likes to get nekkid a lot in public and prove to the world that outside of some uncomfortable feelings in the pants, no ill comes of seeing women without their clothes on. Electronics don’t suddenly stop working, children don’t become ax murderers, and the man above doesn’t make it rain for forty straight days. Unless you live in Seattle, in which case that happens public nudity or not. Bless you, Micaela for all that you do to advance social progress. Three boobs, eh? That’s something science definitely needs to look into. Enjoy.

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Micaela Schaefer Colorfully Topless and So Very Germanic Boobtastic

Micaela Schaefer Topless Shoot by Tobias Dorer 2014
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There’s two ways to look at exhibitionist model and TV hostess Micaela Schaefer. One is that she obviously had some canoodling of the 90210 variety on her German racktastic. Two is that she did so so she could share the joy of topless chesty treats with the rest of the world. No matter how you slice it, no pun intended, she’s a giver, not a taker. I admire that in a woman who will never ever date me in a hundred million years without my fake mustache and French banker persona, Claude de Peux of the Avignon de Peux’s.

Micaela got jiggy with her jigglies for this Tobia Dorer photoshoot that uses lots of bright colors and fruit to help highlight the Bavarian gourds Micaela brings to work each morning. She always just seems so happy. That makes me happy. So much better than those uncomfortable awkward glances when I tell runaways how I’m going to make them famous if they just become a little less shy for the camera. Micaela, wunderbar. Enjoy.

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Micaela Schaefer Topless at Brandenburg Gate to Ring in Octoberfest

Micaela Schaefer Topless at the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin
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I’m never exactly clear why German actress and model Micaela Schaefer is topless at any given time in the middle of the public square. It seems to be perfectly legal in Berlin and Micaela seems to perfectly love doing it. I can’t imagine the German citizens or tourists complain too much either. Her funbags might even be more widely recognized now than the Brandenburg Gate, the former East-West Cold War portal where Micaela stood pimping something with her mighty ta’s.

Being that it’s nearly October and Micaela is hoisting two large mugs of the good stuff, along with her own two large mugs of the milky stuff, I’m going to assume this was Octoberfest related. If you’ve never been to Germany during that time of year and spent an evening in a beer garden, I’d highly recommend the experience. If you can do so while motorboating Micaela Schaefer, I’d increase my high recommendation to a must-experience on Fodor’s list of things to do in Europe. Go on, you deserve it. Enjoy.

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Micaela Schaefer and Friends Topless 2015 Calendar Behind the Scenes

Micaela Schaefer and Friends Topless Erotic Calendar 2015 Screencaps
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When you’re Micaela Schaefer, a nekkid annual wall calendar isn’t just a side hobby, it’s one of your biggest projects of the year. The proudly audacious and curvaceous German model with little inhibition invited a few of her blonde Teutonic friends to get their clothes off with her for the creation of her 2015 calendar. Yep, it’s that time of year again when the busty ladies are taking off their tops for calendars available well ahead of the Christmas shopping season. One of my very favorite times of the year, to say the least.

Miceala has built herself a nice reputation as a public exhibitionist, so naturally when shooting privately she has little to no evidence of being shy. Neither do her hottie boobtastic friends. I bet that was one rather delightful shooting experience. Check out the behind the scenes photos. Naturally, we’ll have the finally calendar shots when they do become available. Enjoy.

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Micaela Schaefer Crazy Hot Topless Treats to Warm Your Cockles and Liven Your Soul

Micaela Schaefer Topless Shoot for Interviu Spain May 2014
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We do so have a crush on brunette German show-woman and exhibitionist model Micaela Schaefer. Whether it be the streets of Berlin or a Hollywood movie premiere, Micaela manages to find the perfectly revealing outfit for the occasion. She’s not a particularly shy girl, in public or on the pages of magazines, including this month’s Interviu magazine in Spain where she and her fine female form are being heralded for making so many men smile.

Micaela seems like quite a fun girl to hang around. First, she smiles a lot. Second, she seems to love a good prank. Third, she’s always nekkid. Of those three qualities, only the third really matters, though the first two would come into play if we were roommates. As we are in many of my dreams. Micaela, you do Germany quite proud today. Enjoy.

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Micaela Schaefer Heart Pasties for a Very German Covered Nekkid Valentine’s Display

I’m not sure how far this insidious holiday known as Valentine’s Day has spread about the world, but at least as far as German where one of our very favorite models, Micaela Schaefer, did what she does best, getting pretty nekkid in public squares of her home country to celebrate various holidays and special occasions. She’s like a walking Hallmark card with big sweet chesty treats.

At times, Micaela will go entirely without any clothes in her native lands, though for the romantic holiday she threw on a couple pasties for the sake of utter modesty. She certainly has a body worthy of public exhibition. And if this puts Germans in the mood for getting down on Valentine’s Day, who am I to argue? I shall not. Just that Micaela skip the hearts next go around, maybe for Easter. Enjoy.

Micaela Schaefer Cut-Out Sheer Dress Is Most Clothes She’s Worn In Months (And It’s Not Much)

Micaela Schaefer is my favorite kind of gal. She really has little use for clothing. I’m sure she has an innate desire to shop, like most, but when she does it’s generally tiny tops, revealing bottoms, or as she did for this Fragrance launch in Germany, a dress with not very much material.

The first step is making sure you have the body to pull this kind of dress off. I’m going to go ahead and certify Micaela in that regard after a thirty-minute up and down scan over her boobtastic revealing form. The second step is the ability to be mostly nekkid in public and smile like you’re a royal without a care in the world. That’s another check for Micaela. The third step is to call me discreetly to come help you pull your little wardrobe out of various places it might be clinging. Nobody’s yet to reach that third step, but I keep my cellphone charged 24×7 just in case. Enjoy.