Micaela Schaefer

Micaela Schaefer Crazy Hot Topless Treats to Warm Your Cockles and Liven Your Soul


We do so have a crush on brunette German show-woman and exhibitionist model Micaela Schaefer. Whether it be the streets of Berlin or a Hollywood movie premiere, Micaela manages to find the perfectly revealing outfit for the occasion. She's not a particularly shy girl, in public or on the pages of magazines, including this month's Interviu magazine in Spain where she and her fine female form are being heralded for making so many men smile.

Micaela seems like quite a fun girl to hang around. First, she smiles a lot. Second, she seems to love a good prank. Third, she's always nekkid. Of those three qualities, only the third really matters, though the first two would come into play if we were roommates. As we are in many of my dreams. Micaela, you do Germany quite proud today. Enjoy.

Micaela Schaefer Heart Pasties for a Very German Covered Nekkid Valentine’s Display

I'm not sure how far this insidious holiday known as Valentine's Day has spread about the world, but at least as far as German where one of our very favorite models, Micaela Schaefer, did what she does best, getting pretty nekkid in public squares of her home country to celebrate various holidays and special occasions. She's like a walking Hallmark card with big sweet chesty treats.

At times, Micaela will go entirely without any clothes in her native lands, though for the romantic holiday she threw on a couple pasties for the sake of utter modesty. She certainly has a body worthy of public exhibition. And if this puts Germans in the mood for getting down on Valentine's Day, who am I to argue? I shall not. Just that Micaela skip the hearts next go around, maybe for Easter. Enjoy.

Micaela Schaefer Cut-Out Sheer Dress Is Most Clothes She’s Worn In Months (And It’s Not Much)

Micaela Schaefer is my favorite kind of gal. She really has little use for clothing. I'm sure she has an innate desire to shop, like most, but when she does it's generally tiny tops, revealing bottoms, or as she did for this Fragrance launch in Germany, a dress with not very much material.

The first step is making sure you have the body to pull this kind of dress off. I'm going to go ahead and certify Micaela in that regard after a thirty-minute up and down scan over her boobtastic revealing form. The second step is the ability to be mostly nekkid in public and smile like you're a royal without a care in the world. That's another check for Micaela. The third step is to call me discreetly to come help you pull your little wardrobe out of various places it might be clinging. Nobody's yet to reach that third step, but I keep my cellphone charged 24x7 just in case. Enjoy.

Micaela Schaefer Nekkid Out in Nature The Way It Ought to Be


I understand the general cultural pressure to wear clothes when in the more populated, trafficked areas of our society, but there's certainly no reason for garments when a solid quarter mile from the nearest fast food joint. Or so goes the blessed philosophy of Micaela Schaefer, one of our favorite German models of all time thanks to her dismissal of most modern conventions such as clothing over her wicked curvy and naughty body.

Micaela found herself among the thistles and brush and decided to share a solid dose of her alluring goodies, like a wood nymph drawing hunters into something much warmer than a furry catch. Micaela, we applaud your value system with an open heart and wide open eyes. Just glorious. Enjoy.

Micaela Schaefer Topless Disturbingly Gory Halloween Shoot in the Streets of Germany


If there's one thing Micaela Schaefer loves, it's taking off her top in her hometown public thoroughfares. I guess if there's a second thing Micaela loves, it's taking shocking style photos fated to get much attention. Well, when you combine her exhibitionist skills with Halloween and some disturbingly gory chestal makeup, yes, you're going to get looks. Even in Germany where the locals can literally will themselves not to pay attention to things, people are going to notice the girl with the fake blood on her bodacious boobs.

I'm not sure where I stand on these photos. I could do without the bodily gore, but then again, I don't want to live in a world without the racktastic displays of hottie models such as Micaela. I'm torn. The holidays can be so tough. Enjoy.

Micaela Schaefer Topless For Erotic Trade Fair Show Stopping Views


Micaela Schaefer likes to get pretty showy as it is for standard red carpet appearances. Now put in an erotic trade show in Germany and pretty much all restraints are off, as is the top of her costume, flashing her full bare boobtastic for trade show visitors.

I can't even begin to imagine what an erotic expo in Germany is like, but I imagine a mile long table of nipple clamps and patent leather knee high boots. And, of course, Micaela posing with her teats busting out, which would make trying to hide from the Sprockets dudes worth the time. Enjoy.

Micaela Schaefer Not Quite Nekkid But Quite Enough to Start Your Engines

There's a weird thing. Our favorite German model Micaela Schaefer and she's wearing some clothes in public. Well, technically really just some paint, all in the spirit of celebrating Formula 1 in her home country. I'm not exactly sure who got the job of painting her rather bodacious body, but I'm quite certain it was more fun than the summer I spent painting houses being the 'trim' guy. Though I suppose this too would involve some trim painting.

Micaela Schaefer seems to make a habit of being nekkid in the streets in and around ehr beloved homeland. I imagine getting off the plane in Frankfurt or Berlin and just seeing Micaela running around in her birthday suit. Which is why I'm booking my travel now. Enjoy.