Mellisa Clarke

Mellisa Clarke Topless Goodness In Or Out of Clothes (Though Out of Clothes Is Really Better)

 

Oh, man, you know how much me and fifty million other guys so dig Mellisa Clarke. Every new pictorial that arrives from the alt-brunette glamour hottie is like a tingle up an entirely new nerve chain from the eyeballs down to the other places where the nervous system branches.

Featured in a spectacular red and black lingerie striptease show, Mellisa knows how to do very little, to say so very much with her spectacular body and her alluring girl-next-door-you-wish-really-existed looks. One total package of visual wonderment I can never wait to unwrap. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out a ton more Mellisa Clarke on her official site.)

Mellisa Clarke Pits Her Peaches Against Holly Peers in the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Wow, this must be what those parents who have kids playing on opposing pro sports teams feel in those games where their offspring go head to head. Who to root for? You're going to have to turn your back on one of your favorites at some point, watch them lower the head into their hands, and still all the while take joy in the triumph of your winning progeny. Precisely why I intend to have athletically untalented children. I couldn't bear it.

But equally hard for me is a Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic between two of my absolutely all-time darlings. The alt-brunette supreme queen Mellisa Clarke, and Holly Peers, whose amazing funbags I feel like I've imagined fondling since before my balls dropped. I can not make a choice. And, luckily, I don't have to. That burden falls on you. So, as difficult as it is, I ask you, who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Mellisa Clarke Nekkid But for a Lace Thong (How Perfect Is That?)

 

My passion for Mellisa Clarke runs a mile wide and also a mile deep.

The lust inspired by this alt-brunette is simply stellar as she perfects her front-of-camera craft, using her slow revealing techniques of one amazing body to work the viewer into quite a lather. Like the slow peeling back of a banana, except inside instead of a semi-decent piece of fruit is an amazing piece of woman.

I know. I'm a poet. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out a ton more Mellisa Clarke on her official site.)

Mellisa Clarke Topless Self-Pictures Might Just Be a New Highpoint in Our Clarke Lust

 

We must be the luckiest people on the planet, as two of our very favorite visual treats -- hot naughty glamour models and self-shot skin baring pics -- combine for a new trend of truly unforgettable smoking hot picture sets. Throw in our object d' lust, brunette alt model Mellisa Clarke and we have just about our favorite sextastic playground yet.

Mellisa Clarke posed for the cameras stripping ever so coquettishly out of her clothes already drives us mad. Her taking pictures of her beautiful and various body parts her own bad self while doing so, wow, just epic. I'm not sure how Mellisa will top this effort, though just thinking about her trying means I will likely not sleep for a week. Enjoy.

Humpday Huzzah! Mellisa Clarke Shows That See-Through Lingerie Has a Purpose

 

If you would've asked me the point of see-through lingerie just five minutes ago, I would've told you it seems utterly pointless. What's the reason to have a layer of tiny underthings teasing what lies beneath when you can easily see beneath? Well, that was before I saw what our highly belusted Mellisa Clarke does with see-through lingerie. The lady truly does make the dress.

On this midweek celebration of all things hot, holy, and humina humina, the innate and learned special talents of Mellisa Clarke perfectly fit the proceedings. She is just so wonderfully fine all over. Huzzah!

(Be sure to check out a ton more Mellisa Clarke on her official site.)

Mellisa Clarke Topless by a Gate in a Garden for Goodness Sakes

 

I would lust her in a house, by a mouse, with a fox in a box, and all that nonsense. I would lust Mellisa Clarke anywhere. Including by a garden gate, where she's providing yet another magnificent slow undressing and reveal of her hot alt brunette topped form, one bodacious natural body, and just oodles and oodles of sextastic. Now, I borrow the term 'oodles and oodles' from my grandmother, who I assure you never meant it to be followed by a descriptive of a hot nekkid girl, but, then, granny never feasted her eyes upon Mellisa Clarke, as I do many days of the month, the days I like to call 'the best effin' days of the month'.

Mellisa Clarke makes me want to paint the side of a mountain or get 75,000 of my Korean friends together in a stadium to synchronize-flip colored cards that would depict a picture of me on the ground in front of Mellisa begging her to let me nibble on her left ear. Sadly, I only have one Korean friend, so I'm a bit short. But I will think of something not quite Van Gogh like to get Mellisa's attention soon. She is so damn hot. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out a ton more Mellisa Clarke on her official site.)

Mellisa Clarke and Jess Davies Topless Gamer Type Gorgeous Girls

 

My lust for Mellisa Clarke already being at an 11 on a scale of 1 to 10, if Front magazine is correct and the brunette goth hottie actually is a gamer girl, I might just explode in some kind of messy self-combustion of hormones. It would be too much. Nevertheless, supremely sextastic Mellisa and her friends Jess Davies and Rebecca Crow take their tops off in the magazine this month for the glory of virtual combat.

There's never been anything invented yet hotter than a passion inducing game girl with a wicked body. Add joystic to the mix and you have an instantly memorable party. Enjoy.

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