Mellisa Clarke

Humpday Huzzah! Mellisa Clarke Topless Striptease In Her Abode for Heavy Duty Tingly Aboding


How I lust me some Mellisa Clarke. This naughty cutesy a little bith gothy brunette can break my heart with just one smile. With one peeling off of her top, she can damage me much more thoroughly. I'll take an order of both please. She really does make you feel extra-welcome in her boudoir, little cheeky smiles before reveals of sweet ta-ta's and taught little cheekies. Oh, my. I feel like I've died and gone to faptastic heaven.

Each midweek we celebrate the finest and most squeezable funbags in our mind's eyes. When at the top of the mountain, why not give a little squeeze Mellisa Clarke would either giggle or beat the tar out of you for trying. Personally, I'd take an order of both once again. So hot. Huzzah!

Mellisa Clarke Naturally Naughty Ta-Ta Throwdown With Nicole Neal With the Sextastic Appeal


It's time for the weekly Battle of the Boobtastic. That moment each week when we celebrate the finest of the funbags by pitting two of them, make that, four of them, against each other in a competition for Funion supremacy. It's not always civil, but it's always super hot.

This week's battle pits the peaches of au natural goth hottie Mellisa Clarke and her brunette bangs against the banging hot body of blonde goddess Nicole Neal. It pains me to think of either of them going home unhappy with the results of a boob judging contest, but judge you must. Making attractive women cry is your sacred duty. So, in your expert opinion, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Mellisa Clarke vs. Nicole Neal

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Thank God It’s Funbags! Mellisa Clarke Blue Lace Bodysuit Stripteases Tantalizes With Topless Torture


I get a happy big full smile on my face just saying the name Mellisa Clarke. When I actually get to see the alt-brunette hottie in her natural nekkid naughty state, that upside down frown spreads over my entire being, body and soul and whatever euphemism I'm using today for Mr. Happy. I guess I'm using Mr. Happy.

On Fridays, we like to start culminating the week with a signature dish of delicious chest puppies that just makes everybody, no matter their circumstance, feel like this is one crazy great world to be living in. It really is. So maybe Mellisa Clarke isn't your actual girlfriend. In a world where she luckily exists, there's always still the chance. Also, yeah, you can peek on somebody else's girlfriend because this is that kind of world too. Thank God It's Funbags!

Nicole Neal Takes Off Her Top to Contest Mellisa Clarke in the Battle of the Boobtastic


Time for the weekly throwdown showdown when we pluck two perfectly hot glamour models from the world of giving men so very much to see and insist they go melon-a-melon in the Thunderdome of perfect chesty goodness to determine the finest pair of pert puppies for the week. Some have called me mad for running such a heartfelt heartless game of ridiculously hot bodied perfection. But I hear worse daily from my own family, so your words can no longer hurt me.

Today's Battle of the Boobtastic features the so ever sextastic Nicole Neal and her blonde charms against the most au natural of brunettes in the temptation laden Mellisa Clarke. There are no losers in the Battle of the Boobtastic, just a loser. One girl who must go home and shed the tears of the udderly disappointed. And you must decide whose Fate this shall be today. In your expert opinion, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Nicole Neal vs. Mellisa Clarke

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Mellisa Clarke So Simple So Topless So Damn Hot


It doesn't really take that much for Mellisa Clarke t o make me super happy. I mean like smile all over kind of pleasant feelings. Just taking off her lacy bra works for me in ways I could never have possibly imagined before puberty, though I subconsciously always anticipated.

The alt-brunette slender natural hottie wonder can do so much without the need for theatrics or complex staging or motifs of any kind besides, I'm hot, I'm topless, and you know you want me but I'm not going to say a word. I might be projecting a bit on that last part, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Mellisa Clarke is a heartbreaker of rather noteworthy proportions. I'd be happy to let her break my heart, if it came after an impassioned round of nekkid Yahtzee. Oh, no, a die rolled under you and now it's missing. Search party activate. Enjoy.

Mellisa Clarke Topless Shower Snaps Make Selfies Worthwhile Again


Let's be honest. Selfies are like stretch pants. They give and they taketh away. It really is a phenomenon that you have to sift through to find the gems. But it doesn't take much sifting when alt-brunette glamour hottie Mellisa Clarke grabs a camera and start snapping her naturally not self in the shower taking off her undies. It's pure genius.

At some point, hot girls will figure out how to take any technology or trend to its utter heights. Duck faced selfies passed around the sorority house. Ha-ha-meh. But Mellisa Clarke and her ridiculously hot female form shot and scrunched racktastic by her own self. Well, less funny, more catatonic staring. Thank you for sharing, Mellisa. Enjoy.

Mellisa Clarke Topless Pooltime Boobtime Battle With Holly Peers


This is like watching your two best friends fight. If your two best friends happen to be wicked hottie bodacious funbagged glamour models. In which case, you're a pretty lucky man. But who to root for is the question. Mellisa Clarke, the crazy alluring alt-brunette hottie with the yams of a goddess? Or Holly Peers who has literally restarted my heart with her heaving bosom on more than one occasion?

With the privilege of choices comes the responsibility of difficult decisions. As you must today in the Battle of the Boobtastic, choose between the chesty goodness of two completely deserving women. Between these two ladies of the deep blue allure, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Mellisa Clarke vs. Holly Peers

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