Mellisa Clarke

Mellisa Clarke So Simple So Topless So Damn Hot


It doesn't really take that much for Mellisa Clarke t o make me super happy. I mean like smile all over kind of pleasant feelings. Just taking off her lacy bra works for me in ways I could never have possibly imagined before puberty, though I subconsciously always anticipated.

The alt-brunette slender natural hottie wonder can do so much without the need for theatrics or complex staging or motifs of any kind besides, I'm hot, I'm topless, and you know you want me but I'm not going to say a word. I might be projecting a bit on that last part, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Mellisa Clarke is a heartbreaker of rather noteworthy proportions. I'd be happy to let her break my heart, if it came after an impassioned round of nekkid Yahtzee. Oh, no, a die rolled under you and now it's missing. Search party activate. Enjoy.

Mellisa Clarke Topless Shower Snaps Make Selfies Worthwhile Again


Let's be honest. Selfies are like stretch pants. They give and they taketh away. It really is a phenomenon that you have to sift through to find the gems. But it doesn't take much sifting when alt-brunette glamour hottie Mellisa Clarke grabs a camera and start snapping her naturally not self in the shower taking off her undies. It's pure genius.

At some point, hot girls will figure out how to take any technology or trend to its utter heights. Duck faced selfies passed around the sorority house. Ha-ha-meh. But Mellisa Clarke and her ridiculously hot female form shot and scrunched racktastic by her own self. Well, less funny, more catatonic staring. Thank you for sharing, Mellisa. Enjoy.

Mellisa Clarke Topless Pooltime Boobtime Battle With Holly Peers


This is like watching your two best friends fight. If your two best friends happen to be wicked hottie bodacious funbagged glamour models. In which case, you're a pretty lucky man. But who to root for is the question. Mellisa Clarke, the crazy alluring alt-brunette hottie with the yams of a goddess? Or Holly Peers who has literally restarted my heart with her heaving bosom on more than one occasion?

With the privilege of choices comes the responsibility of difficult decisions. As you must today in the Battle of the Boobtastic, choose between the chesty goodness of two completely deserving women. Between these two ladies of the deep blue allure, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Mellisa Clarke vs. Holly Peers

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Mellisa Clarke Topless Selfies For the Ta-Ta Tuesday Au Natural Victory Looks Like This Campaign


If you've ever thought to yourself, man, it sure would be nice to see some slender alt-hotter takes some candid topless pictures of her fine female form and share it with the rest of the world. Well, today is perhaps you're lucky day. And mine. And a few million of our closest friends as the delightful and delicious Mellisa Clarke decided it was high team for tea time with just her outstanding lean lovely young lady form and a camera. The sentiment almost makes you want to melt. At least, this feels like melting.

Why not celebrate Tuesday in style with some out of this world hot peeks at the peachy perfect peaks of Mellisa Clarke. She thinks they're mighty fine, and I'm hardly going to argue with an alluring topless hottie. Enjoy.

Mellisa Clarke Topless Selfies Are The Face, Err, The Boobtastic of Things to Come


No offense to photographers, I truly respect your art. But candid selfies are here too stay, big time. And in their natural evolution to topless awesomeness, they are only to become more and more widespread as fans of super alt-brunette hotties like Mellisa Clarke get an even more intimate peep at her spectacular peeks by way of her own hand and camera.

On Mondays we like to kick off the week by bestowing our gratefulness upon the fine women of funbaggery who give us the visual treats that keep lamentation at the doorstep, and let only happy thoughts invade. Mellisa Clarke has a body built in the Naughty Factory just a couple paces south of Heaven. Primed and ready for little selfless selfie exhibition. Enjoy.

Courtnie Quinlan and Her Yams of Glory Take on Mellisa Clarke and Her Sweet Peaches in the Battle of the Boobtastic


That old slogan make love not war always seemed kind of silly to me. Unless you always have the option to do the first, you can get a bit grumpy which can lead to the latter. So I like to put forth, ogle funbags, not make war, as I can guarantee you an endless stream of some of the finest boobtastic this side of the known galaxy every day here on Egotastic! In fact, we have so many delicious funbags, we're pulling the finest of our melons and pitting them against one another in a mocked up competition we like to call The Battle of the Boobtastic. Now this, and the NFL, are two kinds of brutal mano a mano I can truly get behind.

This week's BoB pits the fierce and fiery chestal beauties of Courtnie Quinlan versus our favorite alt brunette naturally hot Mellisa Clarke. Two women, four perfect plums, but only one winner. And it's up to you to decide. Betwixt these two visions of bare bosom perfection, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Courtnie Quinlan vs. Mellisa Clarke

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Mellisa Clarke Topless Selfies Provide Glorious Global Glimpses on a Ta-Ta Tuesday


There's really no more special gift a crazy hot woman can give to the world than to start taking selfies of her sectastic hot body and share it across the universe of desirous men and Sapphic leaning women. Mellisa Clarke is a giver. No doubt. And what she's giving is especially special given the supreme fineness of her female form. Snapping pictures of her own hot self underneath her pink top, on and off, flashing this way and that. This has to be why Al Gore invented the Internet.

On Tuesdays we like to celebrate the best of the chest among the women we find so crazy hot and passion inducing. Kicking it up another notch by taking her own damn photos is just Mellisa's way of owning our hearts and other vital organs just a little bit more than usual. Bless you, Mellisa. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out a ton more Mellisa Clarke on her official site.)