Mellisa Clarke

Mellisa Clarke Topless Selfies Provide Glorious Global Glimpses on a Ta-Ta Tuesday


There's really no more special gift a crazy hot woman can give to the world than to start taking selfies of her sectastic hot body and share it across the universe of desirous men and Sapphic leaning women. Mellisa Clarke is a giver. No doubt. And what she's giving is especially special given the supreme fineness of her female form. Snapping pictures of her own hot self underneath her pink top, on and off, flashing this way and that. This has to be why Al Gore invented the Internet.

On Tuesdays we like to celebrate the best of the chest among the women we find so crazy hot and passion inducing. Kicking it up another notch by taking her own damn photos is just Mellisa's way of owning our hearts and other vital organs just a little bit more than usual. Bless you, Mellisa. Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out a ton more Mellisa Clarke on her official site.)

Mellisa Clarke Boob-Spars With Sam Cooke in the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic


Prime time matchup this week, as I guess every week. But unlike say, the UFC, where they pretend the contender is a legit contender, this week's Battle of the Boobtastic features two sets of melons for whom any farmer would secretly slay and bury his neighbor to possess. At least, that's how I imagine farming to be, I've never actually stepped foot outside a city for fear of the moon people.

Mellisa Clarke and Sam Cooke are two silent 'e' name ending beauties with the bosom to match. I'd hate to have to be the one to decide which has the finer rack. So I won't be the one. You will. Mellisa and Sam -- who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Mellisa Clarke vs. Sam Cooke

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Nicole Neal Dareth to Chesty Challenge Mellisa Clarke in the Battle of the Boobtastic


I love women. I love all women, with a special place in my charcoal filled heart for the sextastic celebrities I leer at all day and into the evenings. But each Thursday I do find the administrative need to make one girl shed tears of disappointment, as two stupendously sextastic women go head to head, err, chest to chest, in our weekly Battle of the Boobtastic.

This week's contest of the blessed cones pits blonde bits of gorgeous Nicole Neal against our belusted alt-brunette hottie, Mellisa Clarke, in a completely visceral challenge of who has the finer chest. As if I wouldn't shank any of you in the shower for the chance to fondle either perky pair, but, today, we must choose between the better of two goodies. The supreme teats of visual treats. Decide you must: whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Nicole Neal vs. Mellisa Clarke

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Humpday Huzzah! Mellisa Clarke Topless Striptease on a Bar Leaves Me Thirsty for More


Oh, happy days when our alt-goth brunette au natural girl Mellisa Clarke appears atop our very favorite locale, the bar, to begin taking off her clothes and flashing her perfectly pert puppies to help slake our thirst. Mellisa understands the fine art of the understated tease. No big fake smiles, just the cool look of a girl saying, maybe you can have me, maybe you can't, I shall be the one deciding that. I really do love that look, especially when attached to such a killer body.

On Wednesdays, as we reach the pinnacle of the work week, study week, and prison work release program week, we take a minute to reflect upon the glorious lady humps that make becoming productive worthwhile in the first place. Mellisa Clarke makes me want to build a castle from the ground up, with a castle keep where just the two of us can hold up for years with nothing but our sweaty passions to feed us as marauders attempt to violate our gates. Actually, that might be me violating Mellisa's gates. Nevertheless, I need to build that castle. Huzzah!

(Be sure to check out a ton more Mellisa Clarke on her official site.)

Mellisa Clarke and India Reynolds Go Ta to Ta in the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic


It's time. The weekly contest for chestal supremacy is upon us like white on rice, or hands upon some of the finest boobs in the land. Come one, come all, as two brunette hottie titans of the chestal region do battle in the only arena that counts, before thine eyes.

Alt-natural inked up doll Mellisa Clarke lays her melons on the line against cagey wicked veteran India Reynolds to see who will win the blue ribbon for tremendous teats.

One will win, one will not win so much, you must decide. Who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

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India Reynolds Chests Up to Mellisa Clarke in the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic


Let me be perfectly upfront about this, I'd shank any one of you in an alley way if it means five minutes alone with either the ridiculously hot India Reynolds or Mellisa Clarke. I'd sell my own organs, your organs, the organ I stole from the historic church, just for the chance to breathe near the bodacious goodness of either of these two women pitted against one another's funbags in this week's Battle of the Boobtastic.

Really, it's a cruel trick to ask anybody to decide between the blessed puppies of these luscious women. But cruel is the task that lay ahead of you as the sacred jury of the BotB. You must send one girl home in swollen triumph, the other in deflated tears. Who shall it be this week? Whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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Humpday Huzzah! Mellisa Clarke Topless Striptease Is the Very Opposite of Evil


Oh, how I love the sweet natural body of one Mellisa Clarke. Seeing Mellisa removing her boudoir cottons is like watching a perfect opera (if I could tolerate opera) or the world's finest surgeon pursuing his craft. It's utterly amazing.

On this middle of the week celebration of all that is soft and squeezable, we  turn to the alluring female form of Mellisa Clark and her self-admission of being just a tad bit naughty to deliver us from boring innocence. The same brain that prefers order and dignity and civility also craves lust and heat and all the great feelings that are stirred up by peeping at Mellisa Clarke in just her little drawers. Huzzah!

(Be sure to check out a ton more Mellisa Clarke on her official site.)