My passion for Mellisa Clarke runs a mile wide and also a mile deep.
The lust inspired by this alt-brunette is simply stellar as she perfects her front-of-camera craft, using her slow revealing techniques of one amazing body to work the viewer into quite a lather. Like the slow peeling back of a banana, except inside instead of a semi-decent piece of fruit is an amazing piece of woman.
I know. I'm a poet. Enjoy.
(Be sure to check out a ton more Mellisa Clarke on her official site.)
We must be the luckiest people on the planet, as two of our very favorite visual treats -- hot naughty glamour models and self-shot skin baring pics -- combine for a new trend of truly unforgettable smoking hot picture sets. Throw in our object d' lust, brunette alt model Mellisa Clarke and we have just about our favorite sextastic playground yet.
Mellisa Clarke posed for the cameras stripping ever so coquettishly out of her clothes already drives us mad. Her taking pictures of her beautiful and various body parts her own bad self while doing so, wow, just epic. I'm not sure how Mellisa will top this effort, though just thinking about her trying means I will likely not sleep for a week. Enjoy.
If you would've asked me the point of see-through lingerie just five minutes ago, I would've told you it seems utterly pointless. What's the reason to have a layer of tiny underthings teasing what lies beneath when you can easily see beneath? Well, that was before I saw what our highly belusted Mellisa Clarke does with see-through lingerie. The lady truly does make the dress.
On this midweek celebration of all things hot, holy, and humina humina, the innate and learned special talents of Mellisa Clarke perfectly fit the proceedings. She is just so wonderfully fine all over. Huzzah!
(Be sure to check out a ton more Mellisa Clarke on her official site.)
I would lust her in a house, by a mouse, with a fox in a box, and all that nonsense. I would lust Mellisa Clarke anywhere. Including by a garden gate, where she's providing yet another magnificent slow undressing and reveal of her hot alt brunette topped form, one bodacious natural body, and just oodles and oodles of sextastic. Now, I borrow the term 'oodles and oodles' from my grandmother, who I assure you never meant it to be followed by a descriptive of a hot nekkid girl, but, then, granny never feasted her eyes upon Mellisa Clarke, as I do many days of the month, the days I like to call 'the best effin' days of the month'.
Mellisa Clarke makes me want to paint the side of a mountain or get 75,000 of my Korean friends together in a stadium to synchronize-flip colored cards that would depict a picture of me on the ground in front of Mellisa begging her to let me nibble on her left ear. Sadly, I only have one Korean friend, so I'm a bit short. But I will think of something not quite Van Gogh like to get Mellisa's attention soon. She is so damn hot. Enjoy.
(Be sure to check out a ton more Mellisa Clarke on her official site.)
My lust for Mellisa Clarke already being at an 11 on a scale of 1 to 10, if Front magazine is correct and the brunette goth hottie actually is a gamer girl, I might just explode in some kind of messy self-combustion of hormones. It would be too much. Nevertheless, supremely sextastic Mellisa and her friends Jess Davies and Rebecca Crow take their tops off in the magazine this month for the glory of virtual combat.
There's never been anything invented yet hotter than a passion inducing game girl with a wicked body. Add joystic to the mix and you have an instantly memorable party. Enjoy.
There's no better way to start winding up this week, hell, any week, than with the utter brunette alt-hotness that is Mellisa Clarke. Not only have we committed to making many babies with Mellisa, she's so incredibly alluring, we might just stick around to raise them (a promise we don't always keep, sorry, Kate Middleton). You throw in that winter cap and those colorful naughty girl tats, and I'm just about ready to melt winter around the world with my own bubbling up feelings of warmth.
It's Friday. Our favorite day of the week. We feel the thrill of unknown adventures on our horizon, like the screaming throngs throwing environmentally unsound confetti along the decks of The Love Boat as it steamed toward Puerto Vallarta. And nothing says mellow out, relax, and get ready to lift your spirits like fine melons on a supremely hot woman. Bless you, Mellisa Clarke. Thank God It's Funbags!
(And be sure to check out a ton more Mellisa Clarke on her official site.)
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Egotastic
Mellisa Clarke Pits Her Peaches Against Holly Peers in the Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic
Wow, this must be what those parents who have kids playing on opposing pro sports teams feel in those games where their offspring go head to head. Who to root for? You're going to have to turn your back on one of your favorites at some point, watch them lower the head into their hands, and still all the while take joy in the triumph of your winning progeny. Precisely why I intend to have athletically untalented children. I couldn't bear it.
But equally hard for me is a Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic between two of my absolutely all-time darlings. The alt-brunette supreme queen Mellisa Clarke, and Holly Peers, whose amazing funbags I feel like I've imagined fondling since before my balls dropped. I can not make a choice. And, luckily, I don't have to. That burden falls on you. So, as difficult as it is, I ask you, who's ta-ta's reign supreme?