McKayla Maroney

McKayla Maroney Sharing Bikini Top Selfies Is a Very Good Omen

I may not be a particularly superstitious man, but I am a largely uneducated man, so I do definitely believe in omens. When gymnastics darling McKayla Maroney shared a short video of herself on social media over the weekend in her stripety bikini top, well, I have to take that as a harbinger of something magical about to happen this coming week.

I have no idea what it is, or when or if it will come, but that ole bunion of mine (might be just a spider bite) sure is tingling something fierce. Now this McKayla Maroney delightful share. It surely seems like something is brewing in the sextastic winds.

As always, all I can do is advise patience and prayer and it never hurts to lay down a protective sheet of plastic or velum over anything of particular value. Hold on for the ride. But I'm assuming you're already ahead of the game on that front. Enjoy.







Taylor Swift, McKayla Maroney, Bar Refaeli, Kylie Jenner, Victoria Justice All In Bikinis In This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

I know I've said this before, but mark down July 11, 2013 as the date of the finest Sextastic Twitpic Roundup ever. I'm not sure how we were so blessed with alignment of the stars, the summer solstice, and blind luck of the draw, but this past week some truly amazing visual wonderments courtesy of the celebrities snapping them own hotselves. Just an epic lineup of skin, skin, and bikini skins that we've not really seen before.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes none other than Paulina Porizkova veteran bikini hotness, Taylor Swift bikini top self-pics, Kylie Jenner looking all grown up, Heidi Klum bikini show off, Beyonce looking mega sextastic, Rosa Acosta in a crazy hot leg stretch position, Lea Michele in her Mexican bikini, Victoria Justice bikinis with sister, and so much much more. You owe it to the gods that protect the bikini atoll to view each and every one of these outrageously hot summer time photos. Enjoy.

McKayla Maroney Bikini Selfie Means This Is Going to Be a Great Week

My hypnotherapist, the rarely acclaimed Dr. Shoemacher P. Jones, has chided me on more than once occasion to focus my abundant ADHD type energies on something singularly positive to begin each week. Sure, there's breakthroughs in medical research and international detentes and a cute-as-hell baby monkey being born in a zoo somewhere, but I prefer to focus on the lone goodness of somebody like Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney.

Not only did McKayla accomplish something at the Olympics that admittedly I did not watch, but she has turned that glory into ever greater benevolence since by making a number of highly noteworthy appearances for her age of innocence. And bolstering these public exhibitions through social media where she routinely plays 'check me out now' on her Instagram and Twitter feeds. Many thanks to EgoReader 'Quil' for spotting this fuller version of McKayla Maroney in her bikini selfie before the teen gold medalist reticently cropped it for more family-friendly viewing. Welcome to Monday.

READER FINDS: Madonna Young and Nekkid, Jessica Chastain Topless, Leelee Sobieski Cleavetastic, and Much Much More…

 

What a week it was in the world of socially gifted sextastic celebrity photos. You guys and Sapphic leaning girls have been flooding our mailboxes and secret underground canals with your skin-filled suggestions for sharing with your fellow readers. What could possibly be more beautiful than this act of funbag filled benevolence? Well, I can't think of anything, though I am admittedly rather narrow a'focus in my life.

This week's Reader Finds includes McKayla Maroney in a self-shot bikini pic (thank you to EgoReader 'Kevin'), Emily DiDonato quite spectacularly see-through and Dana Delany quite spectacular all-over (kudos indeed to 'Michael G.' though we do need to inspect that latter shot a bit more), Miley Cyrus in a revealingly hot swimsuit (bless you 'James'), Yolanthe Sneijder nipple slip (from Dutch friend 'Pim J.), Lea Seydoux quite nekkid in Farewell, My Queen (contributed naughtily by 'Nancy'), Sharon Stone topless in The Specialist (clipped and shared by 'Devon'), Emily Blunt wicked hot in a Vriens McGrath photoshoot (delivered by 'Steve M.'), glamour hottie Melissa Debling bikini topless in a classic Zoo shoot (photo bombs dropped by 'Wendell'), Teresa Palmer looking Down Under delicious in Flaunt (mag pics supplied by 'Ethan'), Demi Lovato looking smoking in a M Tammaro photoshoot (Demi lover 'Siren' thought to share these), Leelee Sobieski one cleavy dominatrix onscreen (wow and thank you to 'Holden'), Jessica Chastain topless in Jolene (kudos to 'Bill D.' for these bare finds), Kim Kardashian photoshopped beauty (okay, c'mon 'Grant', but we honor your lust), Esme Bianco quite topless in the movies (donated by 'Lester'), what appears to be a quite young Madonna doing some nekkid modeling (controversial pics by way of 'Owen'), Alexina Graham ginger and topless (fruit treats provided by 'Chris'), and last, but definitely not the least sextastic, gloriously hot Josie Maran also quite topless in modeling pics (transmitted benevolently by 'Jim'). Enjoy.

McKayla Maroney Can Barely Contain Herself at Cartoon Network Event

Let's be gentle with Olympic gold medalist old medalist McKayla Maroney, as we can't properly put into words our feelings about the bosomy teen until, oh, December, when the gloves will be off and we can officially join the McKayla Maroney barely legal bandwagon, as this young lady is certainly 'racking' up some serious fans with her numerous Hollywood appearances of late, not to mention her own self-published Twitter bikini pictures.

At the Cartoon Network 'Hall of Games' event over the weekend, McKayla stood tall among her diminuitive Olympic gymnastics teammates, a true standout, chest proud, and barely contained in her proper frock, and making many of us wonder how long after December before McKayla starts to really let her inner wicked girl out. Not long we suspect. Enjoy.

McKayla Maroney in a Bikini, Selena Gomez Hot Legs, and Lucy Pinder See-Through Swimsuit Highlight This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Youth must be served in this week's edition of the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup, with the whatever they're being called now generation offering up their self-photo skills now acquired since birth really, to contribute a whole heaping bowlful of celebrity flesh on snapshots. It's no surprise that the younger generation has ever-upped the self-exhibition skills of their forerunners, what with newer, smarter, smaller phones with better cameras merging with an ever increasing desire of celebrities to be seen and heard and noticed 24x7, well, it bodes very well for the future viewing pleasure of us oglers, to say the least.

This week's Roundup include McKayla Maroney in her first bikini share, Kelly Brook clicking some of her own Miami bikini cleave, Rachel Fox showing off in a tight top, Selena Gomez playful leg teasing, Sara Jean Underwood in one amazing dress, and Stella Hudgens trying to steal the spotlight from her older sister. You owe it to the ghosts of Valentine's Day failures past to check out each and every one of these self-published pics. Enjoy.

McKayla Maroney Cleavage Show for the Real Miss American Winner

America's real wholesome beauty sweetheart may not have been the crowned Miss America over the weekend so much as it was Olympic medal winning sweetheart McKayla Maroney, who served as a judge for the pageant competition. And while we respect and honor and hold dear and innocent McKayla's not quite barely legal years, we could not help but notice how grown up (that's a good euphemism, I believe) the famously wrinkle lipped gymnast looked her own damn self, stealing the attention of the cameras from all the pageant girls in training for this event since the age of four or so.

I'm not sure what kind of ambassador Mallory Hagan will be in the next year, but I do know that McKayla Maroney has many years of epic goodness to come on Egotastic! It's only just begun. Enjoy.