Olympic hottie McKayla Maroney showed off her bendy training in an Adidas ad. Intellectually, I know she is a gymnast and therefore very flexible. But to see her ability to do the splits and other crazy contortions makes me think bad thoughts. Luckily, she is of age now so I don’t have to feel bad saying that she drives me nuts, in a good way. She’s just sexy and add to that the fact that she can pretty much wrap her legs around her head and you’ve got a recipe for awesomeness. I would be afraid to try and have carnal relations with her though. The last thing that my self esteem needs is the classic McKayla unimpressed face. I’m not sure my ego could recover. But I am willing to give it a shot if she’s willing.
I don’t know that these pics make me want to buy shoes, but they certainly get the old blood flowing, if you get my meaning.
Updated Editor’s Note: For all the requests, I can’t tell you at this moment where to find the bulk of the celebrity leaked photos. I wish I could be your everything. Well, not everything. For those interested, our friend Lex at WWTDD has a rather unique perspective on the celebrity hacked photos and he includes a luscious selfie of Kate Upton. Nice fella, that degenerate.
Editor’s Note: we will not be publishing these photos for the time being pursuant to hot boobs code something or other. However, I’m quite certain that Reddit will maintain their thorough archive of all the days activities.
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The good folks at Reddit keep on providing. Not sure of their sourcing, but they are citing a big list of celebrity sextastic and nekkid pictures in their new library today. Photos of McKayla Maroney are their latest feed. Only our young former Olympic gold medalist heartthrob who fills our hearts with tumbling glory.
While I’m not sure every photo Reddit is providing is quite who they say it is, and certainly people are working the system, I’ll try to sift through their abundance and provide some best guesses at, say, what is really McKayla. Of course, until she calls us and lets me buy her a vente mocha grande at Starbucks
Photo credit: Reddit Celebs
Oh, I’m not all that complicated. I like a peaceful Sunday morning like the rest of you. A cool beverage. The sound of children playing in the park far enough away that I can’t hear them at all. I also happen to like former Olympic gold medal gymnast McKayla Maroney and what’s become of her since the Olympics and since growing in her own attention-desiring babely legal status.
Sure, she hasn’t exactly completely exposed her entire wry smile bodily secrets to the world. That’s coming, eventually. But for now it’s just All-American girl McKayla posting videos of herself in a little low cut top riding a swing in the Spring sun. I’ve got a case of the warm and fuzzies. Actually, my fuzzies are super warm. Bless you, McKayla. We are getting from A to B with some interesting stops in between. Enjoy.
I may not be a particularly superstitious man, but I am a largely uneducated man, so I do definitely believe in omens. When gymnastics darling McKayla Maroney shared a short video of herself on social media over the weekend in her stripety bikini top, well, I have to take that as a harbinger of something magical about to happen this coming week.
I have no idea what it is, or when or if it will come, but that ole bunion of mine (might be just a spider bite) sure is tingling something fierce. Now this McKayla Maroney delightful share. It surely seems like something is brewing in the sextastic winds.
As always, all I can do is advise patience and prayer and it never hurts to lay down a protective sheet of plastic or velum over anything of particular value. Hold on for the ride. But I’m assuming you’re already ahead of the game on that front. Enjoy.
I know I’ve said this before, but mark down July 11, 2013 as the date of the finest Sextastic Twitpic Roundup ever. I’m not sure how we were so blessed with alignment of the stars, the summer solstice, and blind luck of the draw, but this past week some truly amazing visual wonderments courtesy of the celebrities snapping them own hotselves. Just an epic lineup of skin, skin, and bikini skins that we’ve not really seen before.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes none other than Paulina Porizkova veteran bikini hotness, Taylor Swift bikini top self-pics, Kylie Jenner looking all grown up, Heidi Klum bikini show off, Beyonce looking mega sextastic, Rosa Acosta in a crazy hot leg stretch position, Lea Michele in her Mexican bikini, Victoria Justice bikinis with sister, and so much much more. You owe it to the gods that protect the bikini atoll to view each and every one of these outrageously hot summer time photos. Enjoy.
My hypnotherapist, the rarely acclaimed Dr. Shoemacher P. Jones, has chided me on more than once occasion to focus my abundant ADHD type energies on something singularly positive to begin each week. Sure, there’s breakthroughs in medical research and international detentes and a cute-as-hell baby monkey being born in a zoo somewhere, but I prefer to focus on the lone goodness of somebody like Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney.
Not only did McKayla accomplish something at the Olympics that admittedly I did not watch, but she has turned that glory into ever greater benevolence since by making a number of highly noteworthy appearances for her age of innocence. And bolstering these public exhibitions through social media where she routinely plays ‘check me out now’ on her Instagram and Twitter feeds. Many thanks to EgoReader ‘Quil’ for spotting this fuller version of McKayla Maroney in her bikini selfie before the teen gold medalist reticently cropped it for more family-friendly viewing. Welcome to Monday.
What a week it was in the world of socially gifted sextastic celebrity photos. You guys and Sapphic leaning girls have been flooding our mailboxes and secret underground canals with your skin-filled suggestions for sharing with your fellow readers. What could possibly be more beautiful than this act of funbag filled benevolence? Well, I can’t think of anything, though I am admittedly rather narrow a’focus in my life.
This week’s Reader Finds includes McKayla Maroney in a self-shot bikini pic (thank you to EgoReader ‘Kevin’), Emily DiDonato quite spectacularly see-through and Dana Delany quite spectacular all-over (kudos indeed to ‘Michael G.’ though we do need to inspect that latter shot a bit more), Miley Cyrus in a revealingly hot swimsuit (bless you ‘James’), Yolanthe Sneijder nipple slip (from Dutch friend ‘Pim J.), Lea Seydoux quite nekkid in Farewell, My Queen (contributed naughtily by ‘Nancy’), Sharon Stone topless in The Specialist (clipped and shared by ‘Devon’), Emily Blunt wicked hot in a Vriens McGrath photoshoot (delivered by ‘Steve M.’), glamour hottie Melissa Debling bikini topless in a classic Zoo shoot (photo bombs dropped by ‘Wendell’), Teresa Palmer looking Down Under delicious in Flaunt (mag pics supplied by ‘Ethan’), Demi Lovato looking smoking in a M Tammaro photoshoot (Demi lover ‘Siren’ thought to share these), Leelee Sobieski one cleavy dominatrix onscreen (wow and thank you to ‘Holden’), Jessica Chastain topless in Jolene (kudos to ‘Bill D.’ for these bare finds), Kim Kardashian photoshopped beauty (okay, c’mon ‘Grant’, but we honor your lust), Esme Bianco quite topless in the movies (donated by ‘Lester’), what appears to be a quite young Madonna doing some nekkid modeling (controversial pics by way of ‘Owen’), Alexina Graham ginger and topless (fruit treats provided by ‘Chris’), and last, but definitely not the least sextastic, gloriously hot Josie Maran also quite topless in modeling pics (transmitted benevolently by ‘Jim’). Enjoy.
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