Maryna Linchuk

Maryna Linchuk Bikini Pictures Like Sextastic Supermodel Droplets of Fun

By Bill Swift | May 21, 2013 @ 1:30 pm

Maryna Linchuk in a Black Bikini on the Beach in Miami

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Wow. Maryna Linchuk has pretty much everything I want in a woman. That is, she has a ridiculously hot body and English is not her first language. All the rest is sort of fine print.

Showing off her epically hot female form in Miami, the regular Victoria's Secret Fashion show walker demonstrated the three major bikini competition poses: sashaying, laying, and up on all fours. I won't tell you which of those three is my favorite post, but it rhymes with yup ton ball doors. Oh, Maryna, you are such a tease, in my mind, right this very minute. Enjoy.

MARYNA HAS A BODY DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY FOR BIKINIS AND LINGERIE

Maryna Linchuk Victoria's Secret Lingerie Photoshoot

Maryna Linchuk Victoria's Secret Swimwear Photoshoot

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Maryna Linchuk Topless Hotness in 25 Magazine

By Bill Swift | February 13, 2013 @ 1:03 pm

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Maryna Linchuk Topless in 25 Magazine Issue #2 2013

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All hail Belarus and the hotties they produce, including notable fashion model Maryna Linchuk, the supremely hot blonde who we've seen walk the runway for Victoria's Secret before, and on the cover of some women's magazines, but now we get to see in all her topless glory on the pages of 25 Magazine, flashing all the gifts that mother nature gave her both over and under her clothing.

You never forget the first time you see a sweet looking woman's bare chest, that and I guess they say the birth of your first child. But for now, I'm more than pleased to experience the former, courtesy of Maryna. Enjoy.

Maryna Linchuk Bikini Pictures Hot Enough to Turn St. Bart Into a Sinner

By Bill Swift | May 4, 2012 @ 1:01 am

Maryna Linchuk St-Barts Bikini Phootshoot

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One of these days, maybe sometime not long after all the stupid probation requirements about staying in the country expire, I'm setting up camp on the beach in St. Bart's and just ogle as all the pretty little celebrity maidens walk by in their bikinis, or less.

Maryna Linchuk, the vastly under-male-appreciated hottie female fashion model extraordinaire is the latest example of what you might find just minding your own business with binoculars on your beach chair in St. Barts. The Belarusian supermodel was doing what she does best, getting paid to make apparel look amazing, in this case, to our good fortune, skimpy bikinis that highlighted her naturally wicked hot body. Had I actually been there in person, I think I would have squirted my sun tan lotion uncontrollably across the sand. Enjoy.

BIKINIS OR LINGERIE, MARYNA LINCHUK WEARS IT WELL

Maryna Linchuk in the Nordstrom Lingerie Catalogue

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READER FINDS: Maria Menounos Sexy, Bombshell McGee Wearing Just Ink, The First Lady of France Topless, and Much Much More…

By Bill Swift | March 9, 2012 @ 8:42 am

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Let's get right to the goodness that is our communal virtual lovemaking by way of sextastic media that we call Reader Finds. That once a week experience where we all throw the best of the rest into the fire and warm our collective cockles. It is a joyous time indeed.

This week's Reader Finds includes Maria Menounos flashing her sexy times ten, Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee with little on but her ink, Carla Bruni, the First Lady of France, in a topless classic photo, UFC Ring Girl Chandella Powell in a blast from her adult film past, Vanessa Hudgens self-published gun and cheekiness, Alison Brie in a nearly see-through top, China Chow in a definitely see-through top, Candice Swanepoel sexy as a brunette, model Bar Paly flashing her guns, Emma Stone flashing a hint of the sideboob, hot hot Helena Mattson in a lingerie pictorial, Lacey Chabert all cleavy and wonderful, Maryna Linchuk teasy sexy, and Sophie Howard topless in bed. A bundle of babes.

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Maryna Linchuk Lingerie Pictures Bring in the Professional Heat

By | September 16, 2011 @ 8:56 am

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When you need to big sales, you bring in the big guns. And when you're looking for big time early holiday lingerie pimping, you bring in supermodel Maryna Linchuk, a still not universally known supermodel, who commands big time dollars on the world hotness stage.

For a bazillion and one shekels, Maryna Linchuk will the bring the full force of her epic hotness and ridiculously sexy body to bear behind the visual promotion of your bras and panties and little swimwear pieces, as she's currently doing for both Victoria's Secret and H&M, double dipping on the silky nothings. And, oh, by the way, it's working, as per my credit card company calling me to verify that I've just purchased four paychecks worth of women's undergarments. Oh, Sue from Mastercard Securty Department, will you ever accept my personal fetishes? Enjoy.

Maryna Linchuk Lingerie Pictures Nearly Melt My Nordstroms Catalog

By | May 11, 2011 @ 7:33 am

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When I get word from my Nordstroms insider (my klepto cousin, Ronnie, who works in the docks at their warehouse facility) that the retail giant is bringing in the big guns of international supermodel Maryna Linchuk to model their lingerie for catalog season, well, my first thought is, damn, I thought Ronnie was still in jail. But, my second thought is, damn, this is going to be awesome. Maryna Linchuk is all kinds of Russian hot and you've probably seen her face on major magazine covers around Europe for years but maybe not seen her spectacular body on full display, as in these sexy lingerie pictures that have me questioning my loyalty to Victoria's Secret. I mean, a man needs to spend his lingerie money wisely, even if you be a man with a secret closet full of impulse buy silky things that you hope your bi-polar apartment manager doesn't discover on one of his unannounced visits into your place. Maryna Linchuk, consider yourself officially on the Egotastic! radar for any and all sheer delights. Enjoy.