Lizzy Caplan

Lizzy Caplan and Michelle Batista Topless in the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Any Boob Tube Roundup that begins with Lizzy Caplan and her happy mams of joy is going to be a smiling inducing Roundup. I could stare at Lizzy Caplan's bare funbags all day long. I often have. Once I made it two whole days without ever rising from my chair. They have seats that make this possible. She really is a mesmerizing topless delight.

Along with Lizzy, this week's Boob Tube Roundup features her cast-mate on Masters of Sex Caitlin Fitzgerald topless, Michelle Batista truly ginger hot in HBO Brazil's O Negocio series, Caitriona Balfe showing off her ta-ta- skills in Outlander, and Lubna Abazl working the on top boobtastic magic in The Honourable Woman. A few shows there that don't get tons of press, but deserve your attention. If for no other reason than the luscious ladies involved. Enjoy.

Lizzy Caplan Topless, Gretchen Mol Topless, Rachel Korine Topless, It’s the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

The best boobtastic of today's celebrity, outside of hacked Clouds, exists on the small screen as the big screen leans ever more toward child robot fare. Not that there's anything wrong with child robot fare, it is my standard date film. But grown up movies for grown ups with grown up body parts are becoming ever more extinct. Meanwhile, on the small screen, funbags are thriving.

This week's Boob Tube Roundup includes a long look at Lizzy Caplan topless once more in Masters of Sex. What a dame as they used to say in the 50's, I think. Also making a chesty appearance, Gretchen Mol in the final season of Boardwalk Empire, something we haven't seen from her since the earlier seasons of the show. And, lastly, Rachel Korine flashes her gingerly teats in The Knick, continuing its first season run to much sextastic acclaim. Three fine ladies, six honking honkers. It's the Boob Tube Roundup. Enjoy.

Lizzy Caplan Topless Leads Line of Skintastic in the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

I hope Hollywood uses Emmy night to pay special tribute to the lovely topless lasses who now grace our screens regularly thanks to the boob tube and expansion of quality television programming. Alas, they will likely skip over such a delightful twist in our modern media content offering. But I shall not. For the small screen is where all the best sextastic action is, and where the most kudos belongs.

This week's Boob Tube Roundup includes Lizzy Caplan once more showing off her impressive funbags in Masters of Sex, Caitrona Balfre with a hint of the boobtastic in Outlanders, Rachel Korine quite floppy bouncy in The Knick, and just a hint of Briana Marin ta-ta's from The Leftovers on HBO. It's what makes television worth watching. Don't believe everything you hear at awards shows. Trust me. Uncle Bill. Enjoy.

Lizzy Caplan Topless, Lela Loren Topless, Tori Black Topless and Making the Sexy in The Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Well, hello there Lizzy Caplan bare boobtastic in extended topless, and booty rocking bare bottom scenes from Masters of Sex. I can remember a time not so long ago when I was dying to see Lizzy Caplan topless. Now I'm dying from seeing her topless. The latter surely is better. I applaud Lizzy and her thespianic bravery where so many of her American acting colleagues have failed to deliver on funbag exhibiting scenes because they're just too dainty. Boo I say to you. But bravo to Lizzy.

Joining Lizzy and her perfect pair of pert puppies in the Boob Tube Roundup is the cray hot Lela Loren in another steamy sex from Power and Tori Black in quite the topless making of the sexy pornoriffic moment from the second season of Ray Donovan. A trio of quite memorably small screen big guns this week in the BTR. Ladies, let's keep them coming. Enjoy.

Lizzy Caplan and Allison Janney Topless in Return of Masters of Sex Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Reunited and it feels so good. That is, reunited with the sight of Lizzy Caplan and her bare bazoonga in the return of Masters of Sex on Showtime for its second season. They threw in some unexpected Allison Janney topless making of the sexy scene just for a grand hello. Nice of them.

Joining Lizzy and Allison in the Boob Tube Roundup are Madeline Brewer getting milky in Netflix's Hemlock Grove, Lela Loren and Leslie Lopez twin-threating the ta-ta's in Power, and Stacy Haiduk showing off her glorious hiney in True Blood. It may be summer but cable is hardly taking a vacation from its preeminent responsibility to purvey fine funbags on the small screen. I heartily golf clap, if that's even possible. Enjoy.

Keira Knightley, Lizzy Caplan, and Anna Paquin Topless in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

Summer's here. I don't know about you, but any time the warm weather index rises above slightly temperate, I sweat like a whore in church. Pretty much exactly like that. I'm always looking for indoor fun time activities, and when I think air-conditioned entertainment time, I'm looking to our friends at Mr. Skin to guide my decision making.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes Keira Knightley not topless in Begin Again, but quite racy topless in 2004's Domino, Lizzy Caplan and the lovely topless ladies of Masters of Sex, season one now out on Blu-Ray, and Anna Paquin flashing her funbags once more bare for the vampires of True Blood on HBO. It's a handful of hotness, I recommend two hands. Enjoy.

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Emily Ratajkowski, Lizzy Caplan, and Margot Robbie Topless for the Anatomy Awards Win! (VIDEO)

 

I can tell you that on Oscar night, I'll be throwing my delicate European light lager at the TV screen in anger over the poor winning results. No so much as I argue creatively with the choices so much as watching $100 in my Oscars pool flush down the toilet yet another year. The Mr. Skin Anatomy Awards are an entirely different matter. I have zero bones to pick with their winners. Obviously, everybody has their personal boobtastic favorites, but there's not a one of you I wouldn't shank in the shower for conjugal time with any of these lovely lady winenrs.

For Best Breasts, the delightful Emily Ratajkowski show off and then took the cake for her Blureed Lines performance, for Best TV Show the winner was Showtime's Masters of Sex featuring most notably Lizzy Caplan repeatedly topless, and Margot Robbie winning Nudecomer of the Year for her epic reveals in The Wolf of Wall Street. Check them all out. And, do enjoy.

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