It’s time for all things skinematic, hot topless celebrities on film, working their dramatic arts without their clothes on, in short, it’s time for the Mr. Skin Minute. If we were an honest society, we’d show this in our elementary school classrooms instead of those common core tutorials. I know, I’m right.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Kristen Wiig not full frontal nekkid in anything ever before, but about to be so in Welcome to Me out in theaters now, Lizzy Caplan and Betsy Brandt and Sarah Silverman baring their tops in the second season of Masters of Sex now out on Blu-Ray and DVD, and Carice Van Houten in the best topless scene for far in Season 5 of Game of Thrones on HBO. It’s funbags on your favorite ladies. That’s better than ice cream on a hot summer’s day. Both at the same time though would be amazing. Enjoy.
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The weather outside is frightful, but inside it’s so delightfully filled with faptastic funbags you really ought to consider doing your holiday shopping from the mobile device entirely as I do, and instead turn your time and attention to catching up with the mega amounts of flesh filled celebrity fantasy available on the big and little screen. Our forecast for such skintastic comes to us from the wintery melon loving folks at Mr. Skin.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Hilary Swank topless now in theaters in The Homesman, Ruth Wilson topless and getting chowed down in The Affair on Showtime, and Lizzy Caplan and Anna Paquin and an assortment of other fanged beauties topless on the complete True Blood series now out on Blu-Ray. It’s a lot of ta-ta’s, but I know you and I know you can handle this. Enjoy.
As the holidays arrive soon, if you’re not purchasing an Ego-discounted membership to Mr. Skin for yourself or a loved one or friend, ask yourself this, why am I such a huge Grinch? Exactly. Don’t be a grinch. Get on this.
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I kind of have a big crush working these days on Lizzy Caplan. It might most certainly be related to seeing her in so many making of the sexy scenes in Masters of Sex. Mmm, topless Hebrew School Hotties. It’s like a dream.
Lizzy is a bit more conservative, though still quite nipply in her new pictorial in Bust magazine. I know, you love the periodical just by name alone. Me too. And seeing Lizzy just hanging out in the boudoir and looking like one awesome girl next door slash girlfriend, that’s kind of special too. Maybe I’m getting soft in my old age. I really need to see somebody professionally about this thing I’m developing for girls with their clothes still on. Lizzy, call me. I’m very sweet way deep down. Way way. Enjoy.
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Given that I missed my sacred duty of providing the Boob Tube Roundup to enliven your soul last week, I packed this week’s with every bit of ta-ta goodness from the little screen. You know, that less than theater sized bit of display technology that gives you so much pleasure week in and week out without so much as a groan or complaint. Forsake the boob tube not. Aye, she is your friend.
This week’s Boob Tube Roundup includes Lizzy Caplan, along with Caitlin Fitzgerald and the lovely Betsy Brandt flashing funbags in the Masters of Sex final episode of the season, Caitriona Balfe being not treated super nicely in Outlander, Juliet Rylance topless conversing in The Knick, and newcomers Kamille Leal and Khaneshia Smith all boobtastic and topless in the LeBron James produced Survivor’s Remorse. It’s quite the showing. And quite the unveiling. Take two minutes out of your day to delight in some sweet melons. I insist. Enjoy.
The good and flesh on film loving folks at Mr. Skin have really outdone themselves this week with a ribald and richly ta-ta filled sixty seconds of the best skin on small and big screen this weekend. It’s not that you can’t enjoy entertainment bereft of faptastic funbags, it’s just, why would you even try when you have options. Not many people choose the cold shower when the hot works perfectly fine.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Emily Ratajkowski who will be topless in Gone Girl on the big screen but famously was topless already in her Robin Thicke video, Lizzy Caplan and Breaking Bad’s Betsy Brandt both topless on the season finale of Masters of Sex, and Olivia Wilde flashing her sweet’ums full frontal and some nice rear in Third Person now out in theaters and OnDemand. It’s a hoopla of the hooters of some of the finest ladies in the land. You really shouldn’t pass it up.
And, naturally, while delighting in the Skin for sixty seconds, consider a full-time Ego discounted membership to Mr. Skin and their content vaults of unending celebrity skin. Sixty seconds is fun, sixty hours is more of a religious experience. Enjoy.
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Any Boob Tube Roundup that begins with Lizzy Caplan and her happy mams of joy is going to be a smiling inducing Roundup. I could stare at Lizzy Caplan’s bare funbags all day long. I often have. Once I made it two whole days without ever rising from my chair. They have seats that make this possible. She really is a mesmerizing topless delight.
Along with Lizzy, this week’s Boob Tube Roundup features her cast-mate on Masters of Sex Caitlin Fitzgerald topless, Michelle Batista truly ginger hot in HBO Brazil’s O Negocio series, Caitriona Balfe showing off her ta-ta- skills in Outlander, and Lubna Abazl working the on top boobtastic magic in The Honourable Woman. A few shows there that don’t get tons of press, but deserve your attention. If for no other reason than the luscious ladies involved. Enjoy.
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The best boobtastic of today’s celebrity, outside of hacked Clouds, exists on the small screen as the big screen leans ever more toward child robot fare. Not that there’s anything wrong with child robot fare, it is my standard date film. But grown up movies for grown ups with grown up body parts are becoming ever more extinct. Meanwhile, on the small screen, funbags are thriving.
This week’s Boob Tube Roundup includes a long look at Lizzy Caplan topless once more in Masters of Sex. What a dame as they used to say in the 50′s, I think. Also making a chesty appearance, Gretchen Mol in the final season of Boardwalk Empire, something we haven’t seen from her since the earlier seasons of the show. And, lastly, Rachel Korine flashes her gingerly teats in The Knick, continuing its first season run to much sextastic acclaim. Three fine ladies, six honking honkers. It’s the Boob Tube Roundup. Enjoy.
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