Lizzy Caplan

Lizzy Caplan Topless Leads Line of Skintastic in the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

I hope Hollywood uses Emmy night to pay special tribute to the lovely topless lasses who now grace our screens regularly thanks to the boob tube and expansion of quality television programming. Alas, they will likely skip over such a delightful twist in our modern media content offering. But I shall not. For the small screen is where all the best sextastic action is, and where the most kudos belongs.

This week's Boob Tube Roundup includes Lizzy Caplan once more showing off her impressive funbags in Masters of Sex, Caitrona Balfre with a hint of the boobtastic in Outlanders, Rachel Korine quite floppy bouncy in The Knick, and just a hint of Briana Marin ta-ta's from The Leftovers on HBO. It's what makes television worth watching. Don't believe everything you hear at awards shows. Trust me. Uncle Bill. Enjoy.

Lizzy Caplan Topless, Lela Loren Topless, Tori Black Topless and Making the Sexy in The Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Well, hello there Lizzy Caplan bare boobtastic in extended topless, and booty rocking bare bottom scenes from Masters of Sex. I can remember a time not so long ago when I was dying to see Lizzy Caplan topless. Now I'm dying from seeing her topless. The latter surely is better. I applaud Lizzy and her thespianic bravery where so many of her American acting colleagues have failed to deliver on funbag exhibiting scenes because they're just too dainty. Boo I say to you. But bravo to Lizzy.

Joining Lizzy and her perfect pair of pert puppies in the Boob Tube Roundup is the cray hot Lela Loren in another steamy sex from Power and Tori Black in quite the topless making of the sexy pornoriffic moment from the second season of Ray Donovan. A trio of quite memorably small screen big guns this week in the BTR. Ladies, let's keep them coming. Enjoy.

Lizzy Caplan and Allison Janney Topless in Return of Masters of Sex Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Reunited and it feels so good. That is, reunited with the sight of Lizzy Caplan and her bare bazoonga in the return of Masters of Sex on Showtime for its second season. They threw in some unexpected Allison Janney topless making of the sexy scene just for a grand hello. Nice of them.

Joining Lizzy and Allison in the Boob Tube Roundup are Madeline Brewer getting milky in Netflix's Hemlock Grove, Lela Loren and Leslie Lopez twin-threating the ta-ta's in Power, and Stacy Haiduk showing off her glorious hiney in True Blood. It may be summer but cable is hardly taking a vacation from its preeminent responsibility to purvey fine funbags on the small screen. I heartily golf clap, if that's even possible. Enjoy.

Keira Knightley, Lizzy Caplan, and Anna Paquin Topless in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

Summer's here. I don't know about you, but any time the warm weather index rises above slightly temperate, I sweat like a whore in church. Pretty much exactly like that. I'm always looking for indoor fun time activities, and when I think air-conditioned entertainment time, I'm looking to our friends at Mr. Skin to guide my decision making.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes Keira Knightley not topless in Begin Again, but quite racy topless in 2004's Domino, Lizzy Caplan and the lovely topless ladies of Masters of Sex, season one now out on Blu-Ray, and Anna Paquin flashing her funbags once more bare for the vampires of True Blood on HBO. It's a handful of hotness, I recommend two hands. Enjoy.

(Be sure to get your patriotic on before the 4th of July with your very own Ego-discounted membership to Mr. Skin.com. It really is a very fun site.)

Emily Ratajkowski, Lizzy Caplan, and Margot Robbie Topless for the Anatomy Awards Win! (VIDEO)

 

I can tell you that on Oscar night, I'll be throwing my delicate European light lager at the TV screen in anger over the poor winning results. No so much as I argue creatively with the choices so much as watching $100 in my Oscars pool flush down the toilet yet another year. The Mr. Skin Anatomy Awards are an entirely different matter. I have zero bones to pick with their winners. Obviously, everybody has their personal boobtastic favorites, but there's not a one of you I wouldn't shank in the shower for conjugal time with any of these lovely lady winenrs.

For Best Breasts, the delightful Emily Ratajkowski show off and then took the cake for her Blureed Lines performance, for Best TV Show the winner was Showtime's Masters of Sex featuring most notably Lizzy Caplan repeatedly topless, and Margot Robbie winning Nudecomer of the Year for her epic reveals in The Wolf of Wall Street. Check them all out. And, do enjoy.

(As always, do not forget to signup for your Ego-special Mr. Skin membership, be a pimping player!)

READER FINDS: Vida Guerra Bare Asstastic, Anastasia Ashley Tender Nips, Winter Olympics Nekkid Athletes, and Much Much More…

 

I think of Friday as my girlfriend. That is, if I treat Friday super nice, it won't throw a lamp at my head when I ask if I can bring Saturday into the bedroom with us. It truly is my favorite day of the week, and not just because it's a solid excuse for afternoon cocktails. But because it's the day we all get together to share our most fondest of skin-filled celebrity surprises to share with one another. A little tradition that began back in 1904 known informally as Reader Finds.

This week's Reader Finds includes Lizzy Caplan reduxed and topless from MoS (thank you kindly EgoReader 'Devon'), Elizabeth Olsen in much clearer shots of her funbags in Oldboy (way to go 'Jose'), Greta Gerwig ta-ta's on screen (via the helpful 'Doug'), Kristen Connolly topless from HoC (delivered by 'Lady Eve'), Erin Fee in a delicious natural shoot (kudos to 'Parnell'), Jennifer Garner working her stuff in a sextastic mommy shoot (thanks much to 'Evers'), Lea Seydoux even more topless modeling goodness (Frenchie skin provided by 'James'), Vida Guerra flashing her amazing bum in lingerie (wowzer handed over by 'Tom H.'), Scarlett Johansson looking hottie glamorous (transmitted by 'Steven'), Halle Berry famously flashing her berries (sweets provided by 'Daniel'), Kelly McGillis topless from the 80's (flashback finery from the mind of 'Hub'), Amy Locane similarly flashing her top on film (those were the days, lent to us by 'Jim T.'), Alexis Knapp and Megan Stevenson exhibiting their wares on the silver screen (sweet holy moleys done did by 'Francis'), Brooklyn Decker steamy caps from Esquire (smoking hotness thrown in by 'Rochelle'), Bryana Holly undressed in a killer black and white photoshoot (loveliness provided by 'Squall'), Debby Ryan deliciously busty in a promo shot (oh, my, oh, my delivered by 'Aaron'), Abigail Clancy nip slip at Fashion Week (hello Clancy nip, thanks to 'Steve P.'), Snowboarding champ Isabella Labock in the German bunny magazine (many thanks to 'lh'), Kate Mara MAYBE topless in a shot of a photograph in HoC (totally unconfirmed by definiely dream worthy Kate teats provided by a million and one of you, thank you all), the hot-bodied and happily named Helga Lovekaty showing off her goodness (many gracias to 'Mike'), crazy hot model Hailee Lautenbach with so much potential (referred hapoily by 'Jimmy D.'), Samantha Hoopes nip slip at SI Afterparty this week (nice Instagram catch by 'Andrew'), a couple better looks at the Kendall Jenner see-through runway pics (thanks again to a ton of you who sent in various versions of Kendall nips), Simon Cowell's baby mama Lauren Silverman upskirt on vacation (peekaboo picture provided by 'David S.'), purported full-frontal of Slovenian skier Tina Maze (submitted by yet another friendly 'James T.'), some hot topless shots of Italian beauty Valentina Matteucci (bless you, 'Jamie'), and one very nice peek at the nips of Anastasia Ashley from her SI shoot (virulently promoted by 'Chestman'). This is a mouthful, two handfuls, and perhaps at least one left foot worth of celebrity skin, but do try to get through it all. Enjoy.

Lizzy Caplan Is the Beginning, Middle, and Topless End of the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

Contrary to what you might read on the bathroom walls at your local Arby's, I'm a one-woman kind of man. I find monogamy to be a challenge against which to raise my own standards, even as a I fail repeatedly at this venture.

This week's Boob Tube Roundup features solely the fine faptastic funbags of Lizzy Caplan who takes yet another turn, really her best yet, topless in a wicked self-pleasuring scene from Masters of Sex. I think if you check it out you will soon find out there's plenty of pleasure to be spread around. Enjoy.