I hope Hollywood uses Emmy night to pay special tribute to the lovely topless lasses who now grace our screens regularly thanks to the boob tube and expansion of quality television programming. Alas, they will likely skip over such a delightful twist in our modern media content offering. But I shall not. For the small screen is where all the best sextastic action is, and where the most kudos belongs.
This week's Boob Tube Roundup includes Lizzy Caplan once more showing off her impressive funbags in Masters of Sex, Caitrona Balfre with a hint of the boobtastic in Outlanders, Rachel Korine quite floppy bouncy in The Knick, and just a hint of Briana Marin ta-ta's from The Leftovers on HBO. It's what makes television worth watching. Don't believe everything you hear at awards shows. Trust me. Uncle Bill. Enjoy.