US Weekly may not be a periodical for the male of the species, or the thoughtful, but any magazine outlet that is putting together photos of sextastic celebrities for a collection of Hot Hollywood bodies is definitely worth perusing. Let’s see here, Brooklyn Decker, Heidi Klum, Charlize Theron, Jessica Alba, Lea Michele, Sofia Vergara. Check check check, this sounds like the list I made for my imaginary pool party this summer.
While US weekly sort of compiled some existing photos of each of these crazy hot famous lady folk, I would certainly volunteer to update their hot body photos with some shots of my own taking with my fingers forming a square and me making a click sound as I tell the girls to make love to the camera, literally. I suppose this is why I lost my photographers license at the last hearing. Enjoy.
It’s hard not to see a pattern here with Lea Michele. I mean, a sextastic exhibitionist chestal region pattern. First, she almost flashed the entire kid world at her Oz animated movie premiere, now she’s not actually contained at all up top in her revealing outfit to the Fox Upfronts where advertisers and affiliates get to see Lea’s funbags talk excitedly about the upcoming season of Glee.
I’m quite certain I’d sign on for whatever knowing the effort Lea put into her wardrobe. I’m assuming she’s wearing some kind of protection to keep her otherwise slipping nipples from poking somebody’s eyes out, which is unfortunate, because a full topless reveal might be good for her show. I know it would do me some good. Lea, we are getting so so close. Enjoy.
Glee star Lea Michelle attended the premiere of Legends Of Oz: Dorthy’s Return but forgot to bring her bra. She was looking smoking hot in a dress that revealed her ta-tas in the front. Oh yes, there was side boob, my friends. I’ve always thought that Lea had a truly splendid rack. Perhaps it is her yum yums that help give her the lung capacity to hit all of those high notes. As if the top of the outfit wasn’t enough of a delight, the bottom was slit almost all the way up her thigh. Lea has some pretty banging legs. They are nicely toned and perfectly shaped. It’s a shame that Legends Of Oz: Dorthy’s Return is animated. It would have been nice to see Lea in the flesh, as it were. There is something about that Dorthy outfit that makes me happy in my bathing suit area.
What’s nice about Lea is that not only is she hot but she’s also a pretty amazing singer. She’s pretty much the reason I’ve watched Glee all these years. Well, her and Naya Rivera.
Lea Michele is now the official queen bee of Glee. I’m not sure if it’s actually official, but with a few maneuverings and recent personnel decisions, it’s clear she’s the star of the show. And, as the star, she needs to be looking her best, and showing off her best, helped out by a short tight miniskirt Lea wore on set. So short, it nearly flashed and undercarriage view for her gentleman ogling fanbase. In any case, it got us a long and healthy leer at her long dancer legs, quite tingle inducing in their own right.
Lea had a sweet wardrobe malfunction shooting her saucy new music video. But it’s time really for her to reveal herself more fully to her audience, at least those among us who peep her from a distance. We deserve it, Lea. Time to feed the beast. Huh, I guess that makes us the beast. Enjoy.
I can’t say I follow the Lea Michele musical career too closely. Or that I watch Glee, as I am a man’s man of manly proportions. But I do definitely take interest in Lea Michele, and when she’s out shooting a sextastic new music video in all types of exhibitionist tops and bottoms, I’m going to take notice…
And when she nip slips as her top falls down in one of her fun time flirty music video looks, I’m going to notice like Bluto’s eyes popping out of his head. Lea Michele bare nipples is nothing to sneeze at. Nay, a rarity to honor and cherish the whole day through. This good girl doesn’t get into the baring moments, so we take them as they come. This is a fortuitous treat that reminds us once again that somebody up there really likes us gentleman oglers. Enjoy.
At least we can feel safe knowing Lea Michele isn’t trying to smuggle any untoward items onto her airplane, at least not in her pants, as her tights were so clingy to her body, I’d defy even the most advanced contrabander to find a place to secrete any ill gotten booty within that domain. Granted, I can think of a place or two she could still tuck in some duty free merchandise unnoticed.
Lea made her way through the airport in N.Y. with her blessed stretch pants showing off her booty and her little lovely eyes of the camel as she proceeded to do her part as an American by stripping half nekkid for the 500th million TSA screen of the year. I think she gets an award for that. I now know exactly where I’d like to pin it. Enjoy.