Lara Stone don’t need no Photoshop to look her most exquisitely alluring. The Dutch supermodel had a baby not long ago and decided that since she’s so damn fine why not take a topless photoshoot of her own goodness with no re-touching of photos after the fact. This is a new line of pictorial genres of which I most approve. Sort of an anti-Kardashian anti-fashion magazine airbrushing statement by way of stellar bare funbags. How could I not approve?
Appearing in System magazine, Lara Stone does benefit from some genetically superior gifts that do allow her to make such bold visual statements without concerns of being anything but passion radiant. Oh, that luscious even more curvaceous MILFtastic body on this Dutch treat. I think it’s a grand idea that the entire roster of the world’s best looking women remove their clothes and support this un-Photoshopped movement. I volunteer to take the pictures. Or just charcoal sketches if I have to peep through a window as usual. Enjoy.
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The AMFAR gala at the Cannes Film Festival was a veritable smorgasbord of hotness. Sweet lord there were boobs galore. Irina Shayk wore a pink dress that showed off not only deep cleav but also most of her sexy legs. Legendary hottie Heidi Klum was also on hand in a blue dress with a plunging neckline that showed off the inner sides of her funbags and a deep slit that revealed her fabulous Teutonic legs. Bombshell singer Nicole Scherzinger was there in a black dress that basically only covered her nips, so there was side and top boob all over the place. In addition, classic beauty Sharon Stone was at the event and she seems to have forgotten her bra at home. Needless to to say that the slit in the front of her dress made us relive our teenage Basic Instinct fantasies. What can I say about Rosario Dawson’s cleavage-filled dress with peek-a-boo window to her ta-tas? Yes, please is what I can say! Michelle Rodriguez also brought along her sideboobs. Basically, what I’m telling you is that everyone had their ladies out. Lara Stone basically wore a push-up bra and Dita Von Teese wore one of her typical sideboobtacular dresses. Kylie Minogue might as well have just come shirtless. And Alessandra Ambrosio? She was busting out all over.
If all of these spectacular ladies and their sideboobs didn’t raise enough money then nothing will.
Alessandra Ambrosio, amfAR Gala, Cleavage, Dita Von Teese, Heidi Klum, Irina Shayk, Kylie Minogue, Lara Stone, Michelle Rodriguez, Nicole Scherzinger, Rosario Dawson, Sharon Stone
There’s something red going on here. I’m not sure what it all means, but it has something to do with getting some of Europe’s finest looking models out of their clothes and in all kinds of kinky weird poses with props like balloons and clouds and more dangerous things. So, I favor the red.
Daisy Lowe, Anja Rubik, Lara Stone and a gaggle of other continental sextastic professionals lead the way in this Antidote magazine spread of some of the biggest ladies in the world of catwalking looking kind of dangerous and dark, but ever topless and wicked hot. You know how I feel about art, it’s always better with nekkid fine female forms. The Greeks and Romans knew that going back to the beginning. It still holds true today. Art, I ogle thee. Enjoy.
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I know people make fun of me for my vast women’s magazine subscriptions. Go on, chuckle, just like the middle school skate gang that terrorizes me outside my own stoop when I go to retrieve my lady journals. But who has the last laugh when the very first Miley Cyrus topless pictures show up in W Magazine, along with Lara Stone topless, Miranda Kerr barely covered nekkid in the bed, and Cindy Crawford, well, damn. Oh, why not throw in Rosie-Huntington-Whiteley in a see-through bra, Vanessa Hudgens different looking hotness, Milla Jovovich stunning, Rita Ora biting on a bed sheet, and Ciara looking boudoir sextastic.
It’s only one of the finest magazine photo spreads ever. Certainly monumental, epic, and initiating the clarion call for a little private time viewing. Yep, who’s laughing now Mr. Postman, old neighbor lady, skate kids, and mom? You’ve had your fun belittling me through the years. I’ll take my topless wicked hot celebrity photos and my perfume samplers, thank you very much. Enjoy.
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You know what we love most about European supermodels? Well, yeah, they’re hot and we want them to rub our bellies while we drink Northern European lagers, but, beyond that, is their willingness to show off their bare skin for the sake of the shoot. Even an artsy stylish shoot we don’t understand, we still feel them, as it were, when it comes to exhibiting their nekkid forms.
All of which leads us to super hot Dutch model Lara Stone, who routinely dares to bare, this time in i-D magazine for their Winter 2012 edition, flashing some of her world class chest puppies as well as some see-through views to her lady nest, all in all what we like to call a high-brow ogle worthy bit of nekkidness we totally dig. Enjoy.
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Dutch model Lara Stone has been ranked the #1 model in the world by a bunch of places that matter in the modeling world, but we here at Egotastic! don’t need industry research to tell us what we already know in our hearts and other such similar organs — Lara Stone is wicked hot.
Any time a fashion type model can still do her stylish and silly artsy thing for the ladies and the superficial set and still get men to stand up (as possible) and take long lustful notice, then we know we have a winner on our hands. Lara Stone is that winner, and her topless mini-spread in The Last Magazine is a prime example of why whenever we hear that Lara is in pictures, we always flip the pages to her alluring gap-toothed smile. Enjoy.
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We needed a respite from the overdressed sextastic celebrities, a little bikini action to sparkle our ogling peepers, some tummy, some boobtastic, and some butt, some leg and some beach resort hotness. Enter supermodel Lara Stone, as with all supermodels, they never look quite like they do after four hours of hair and makeup and lighting and wardrobe (or lack thereof), but Lara is hardly a girl you’re going to throw out of your bedroom fantasies, especially whilst wearing a little white bikini and flashing her wares.
Hot celebs in bikinis do make the world go-round, or, at least, contribute to some serious tugs on the lower hemispheres. Enjoy.