Last year, we were warned by Pirelli they might be shutting down their annual hot celeb girls calendar, but it came back with a monster bang-diddy-bang for 2012, and barring the predictive accuracy of the Mayan sun priests, we should be good for several more calendars to come.
Take a leer, I mean, you really must, behind the scenes of the topless delights of Milla Jovovich, Kate Moss, Isabeli Fontana, Lara Stone, and, my future wife, Edita Vilkeviciute, as they journey through the complex engineering of a topless island girl photoshoot. It really is quite the fun adventure. Enjoy.
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Honestly, how happy am I today? I thought the Pirelli Calendar had jumped the shark last year with it’s pretty lame Karl Lagerfeld photoshoot and artsy-fartsy costumed girl presentations. I thought it was dead dead. But like a super hot zombie girl risen from the dead you can’t help but make sweet sexy love to, the Italian tire manufacturer’s annual private calendar is back, and back in a big way. With photog Mario Sorrenti at the helm, the 2012 edition of the iconic calendar has gone full nekkid sextastic, with the likes of Milla Jovovich, Kate Moss, Lara Stone, Isabeli Fontana, and (my future wife) Edita Vilkeviciute dropping their drawers and oiling up for an Italian photoshoot extraordinaire.
Today, is a day to be very happy in celebration of a re-invigorated Pirelli calendar. Enjoy.
(Thanks to EgoReader ‘Steve R.’ among others who alerted us to the release of the calendar.)
Oh, you gap-toothed seductress.
One of our super-fave unique looking hotties, Lara Stone, graces the cover and pages of GQ British magazine as Woman of the Year, and, well, once again we have a hard time arguing with anybody’s superlative personal picks for most sextastic pic takers, especially when the result is some bosom and buttockal fleshy fun shots of the passion-inducing Lara Stone. In the very least, Lara Stone should be your Woman of My Next Five Minutes. Enjoy.
Lara Stone is the model every other model says they wish they could look like. It’s weird almost. These other supermodels and actresses are all ridiculously hot, but I’ve heard this now many times. I wish I looked like Lara Stone. I know, overall, this is some type of weird voodoo chick-to-chick thing that exists on some level a being with family beans will never comprehend, so the best I can do is offer up this amazingly sextastic pictorial of Lara Stone from this month’s GQ UK, ogle for a moment or an hour, and, say, yeah, I can see wanting to look like that.
Lara Stone doesn’t look quite like anybody else, but she looks so dayum hot. Enjoy.
Julianne Hough flashes some sweet cleavage. (Celebuzz)
Emma Watson, natural hottie. (HuffPo)
Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian each get Lucky. (FoxNews)
Birthday girl, Kate Winslet, hottest movie scenes. (Celebuzz)
Meet the Israeli Snookie. (TMZ)
Lara Stone sexy bondage pictures. (DrunkenStepfather)
Zooey Deschanel is definitely not a robot sent to destroy the human race. (CollegeHumor)
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Lara Stone is a world famous model
Lara Stone likes to get nekkid for the camera.
Lara Stone loves to be out there and kind of goth creepy.
I really like two of those three elements, and I’ll live with the third if it means seeing more of the sexy Lara Stone flashing her luscious full body, as in these artsy horror gothy pictures in Visionaire Magazine. Oh, I could spend an entire month dissecting all the symbolism and meaning behind these photos, but then my head would hurt. I’d rather feel good simply by ogling her nekkid hotness. It’s so much more direct and time-efficient. Enjoy.
(Note: the header picture is from a different shoot that did not involve nudity; still super hawt imo)
You know, one of the many highlights of the season for me is the release of the annual Pirelli calendar; that wall-mounted timepiece that used to sit on the walls of every auto shop from here to, well, there, and be ogled by the guys who made the cars move again. Over the years, the calendar has brought me and millions of others great joy at the sight of some of our favorite sexy celebrities showing skin as well as the sight of some less well-known hottie models. For some reason, this year, Pirelli picked fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld to produce and shoot the calendar and, well, he upped the artsy quotient by a bazillion, then went completely off the board by adding in half-naked dudes! I’m kind of speechless. Really, tears flowing from my eyes like a great unspoken sadness. I’m comforted only by the fact that not all sextasticness was removed from the calendar, including the likes of newcomer Heidi Mount (featured in the header), Lara Stone and Julianne Moore, and some other ogle-worthy female forms, which we’ve included for you here, but still. Et tu, Pirelli?