The Billboard Music Awards was a veritable bevy of hotness. Nicki Minaj and her giant ta-tas were on full display. She has got to be in the top 5 most gargantuan melons on Earth right now. My hometown girl Kelly Rowland was wearing what is essentially a sports bra. I remember seeing Kelly and her girls back in Houston in the 90’s. Those sweater puppies helped me through puberty. My girl Jennifer Lopez was also on hand wearing a sheer see through skirt and a tiny pair of short shorts. J-Lo’s legs are friggin dynamite. That is what arroz con pollo does, god bless it. Kylie and Kendall Jenner were also there looking hot as F. Kylie had a top that was basically a glorified bikini top. One of my childhood crushes, Danica Mckeller, attended as well. She brings back memories of me sitting and staring lustfully at The Wonder Years.
One of the main reasons I want to become famous is so I can go to events like this. Besides the beach, the red carpet is the best place to ogle celebs.
A hodgepodge of hotness if you will. Ranging from Dania Ramirez right on down to Kesha. And, that is quite a range. Nevertheless, the boys at Maxim never seem to disappoint in the hot girl department, so you can count on a more than decent 2012 Calendar. You could find worse ways to measure your days.
Check out the likes of Dania Ramirez, Arianny Celeste, and Kylie Bisutti in little bikinis and skimpy things. Enjoy.
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Every thousand wanks, a new Victoria’s Secret model gets her wings. In this case, Kylie Bisutti, who came to the V.S. hotness roster by way of their model search contest a year ago, now starts her journey deep into the heart of the sextastic, with an exclusive photoshoot for the upcoming edition of FHM. And, well, wow. This is the good kind of omen. The kind of foreshadowing that says we are going to be seeing a whole lot more of Kylie Bisutti on Egotastic! in the coming months and years. Personally, I can’t wait. Please welcome Kylie Bisutti into our little happy family. Enjoy.
See more of Kylie Bisutti and other cover girls at FHM.com.
You would be forgiven for not knowing who Kylie Bisutti is. After all, until about a week ago, no one knew who she was. But then she won the contest to become the latest Victoria’s Secret model, and well, now we know who she is. I tihnk they should have just named it the find a Marisa Miller clone contest, because that’s who all the contestants looked like, but whatever. Anyway, here are some Kylie Bisutti bikini pictures. Not a bad introduction, I’d say.
Photo credit: Fame