Updated Editor’s Note: For all the requests, I can’t tell you at this moment where to find the bulk of the celebrity leaked photos. I wish I could be your everything. Well, not everything. For those interested, our friend Lex at WWTDD has a rather unique perspective on the celebrity hacked photos and he includes a luscious selfie of Kate Upton. Nice fella, that degenerate.
Editor’s Note: we will not be publishing these photos for the time being pursuant to hot boobs code something or other. However, I’m quite certain that Reddit will maintain their thorough archive of all the days activities.
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And the hits just keep on coming. Well, okay, a word that rhymes with hits. Kirsten Dunst topless is next in line of revealing celebrity photos circling the digital world faster than a Space Shuttle on Kardashian diet pills. It’s pretty amazing. Is it real? I don’t know and I won’t claim to know. Once again, these sure look like Kirsten. And we’ve seen her topless before so we have some baseline, err, boobline, for measurement and judgement.
One thing’s for sure, today will either prove to be one of the best days or most disheartening days, in the history of the celebrity sextastic. I can’t tell you how hard I’m rooting for the former. Enjoy.
P.S. Kirsten, you have my number. Are these your lovely yams or not? I’m asking for ten million friends.
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We don’t see much of Kirsten Dunst these days. I mean, outside of her annual risque indie film roles which are always a treat, the hippy chick keeps a rather low profile, denying us some of her big and bold bosomy treats we’ve come to lust through the years. Well, now Kirsten is showing off some of her faptastically full funbags in W magazine, my go to lady bible for all things fashionable and nice smelling on the women folk. I don’t so much subscribe as I do borrow from the local hair salon, especially issues called ‘Summer Pleasures’ that feature Kirsten’s most chesty of puppies.
Kirsten Dunst may not be showing off for the guys, but I’ll take her summer pleasures just the same. Ah, to go boating, nay, motorboating in her soft and fluffy depths. That would be a summer to remember. Enjoy.
The upside of yet another Bridesmaid ripoff is a chance to see some of our favorites Kirsten Dunst, Lizzy Caplan, and Isla Fisher flashing some legs and working the red carpet at various cities’ premiere of the film Bachelorette.
It’d be hard for us to choose between the three of these hip-chicks, we hold a soft sport in our hears and a hard spot in our… well, a firm interest in all three, Kirsten Dunst, the girl never afraid to take her top off on camera, Lizzy Caplan, underrated unique looking hottie, and Isla Fisher, just a ginger delight. And all three going with the Summer of Legs theme, flashing some gams along the film’s red carpet. It all worked. As for the movie, well, wait for your girl to tell you you have to go see it. Enjoy.
Okay, so maybe she could use a little time in the sun, and maybe a bit hippy-chick, but I don’t think we’ll ever lose our lustful passion for blonde Bring It On cheerleader Kirsten Dunst and her floppy Dunst-puppies.
Seeing Kirsten Dunst heading out of the store in shorts here in L.A. reminded me of all the naughty things I ever wanted to cover her body in from her toes to her innocently seductive smile, not to mention the undying adoration we feel for any and all of the small number of American actresses willing to do topless scenes in movies still. Brave, pale hot, and fantasy-inducing. I’ll still take Kirsten Dunst. Enjoy.
The ides of March are upon us, so time to strap in, turn to the heavens, and thank goodness for the increasing amount of amazing celebrity racks available in theaters and on the small screen in the privacy of your own living room (or truly under covers with your mobile device).
This week our friends at Mr. Skin have cooked up a wicked 60-second roundup of the best of the boobtastic freshly available in one media format or another, including Susan Sarandon sweet hooters in Pretty Baby, Kirsten Dunst full-frontal in Melancholia, and a shoutout to Sarah Power for the introduction of her pert pair on Californication. Enjoy.
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The annual Independent Spirit Awards are always held the day before the Oscars, and they’re kind of like the Oscars for indie films, except that everybody feels obliged to dress and act all ‘indie’ and even the big stars and big studios pretend that they’re struggling artists just trying to get decent low budget films made. It’s kind of a big charade, but a big charade that includes some super sextastic celebrities each year, so we always pay attention.
And this year we were rewarded with the presence of our be-lusted Kate Beckinsale, a slender-ific looking Zoe Saldana, Kirsten Dunst ever fappable, new to us hottie, Beth Behrs, and Anna Kendrick, who we can’t help but imagine playing ride ‘em cowboy with (you insert your own mental image here), but that overbite and bosom are literally killing us here. Enjoy.
There’s really nothing better than when sexy celebrities share their own bad-selves via Twitter or similarly awesome modern day drunken seld-published picture bonanzas. So, from time to time, we figured we’d share an assortment of some of the better ones that fly across the digisiphere, often in a moment of cocktail-induced passion, pulled down in the morning, but in the interim, saved for posterity by Egotastic!
This week, we couldn’t help but notice our friend Coco flashing her boobtastic and asstastic double shot out partying in a very sheer dress, along with Christina Milian, who apparently loves to flash in see-through as well. We can not complain.
Also, find Arianny Celeste showing off her sweet sweet bikini cleavage, Ashley Tisdale doing some sexy dress up games, Kirsten Dunst kissing Lizzy Caplan at Sundance, and young Kendall Jenner tweeting a bit of her teen cleavage, which of course we’re not really allowed to talk about.