The Billboard Music Awards was a veritable bevy of hotness. Nicki Minaj and her giant ta-tas were on full display. She has got to be in the top 5 most gargantuan melons on Earth right now. My hometown girl Kelly Rowland was wearing what is essentially a sports bra. I remember seeing Kelly and her girls back in Houston in the 90’s. Those sweater puppies helped me through puberty. My girl Jennifer Lopez was also on hand wearing a sheer see through skirt and a tiny pair of short shorts. J-Lo’s legs are friggin dynamite. That is what arroz con pollo does, god bless it. Kylie and Kendall Jenner were also there looking hot as F. Kylie had a top that was basically a glorified bikini top. One of my childhood crushes, Danica Mckeller, attended as well. She brings back memories of me sitting and staring lustfully at The Wonder Years.
One of the main reasons I want to become famous is so I can go to events like this. Besides the beach, the red carpet is the best place to ogle celebs.
Make of it what you will, but the Elton John AIDS Foundation party tends to bring out the biggest shows of cleavage each Oscar Sunday, with the lovely ladies of L.A. saving up their funbaggery for when the more stately Academy Awards come to a conclusion.
Heidi Klum, Kim Kardashian, Kelly Rowland, Britney Spears, Ashley Greene, and Irina Shayk all came up noteworthy in the category of most chest exposed on an otherwise pretty modestly dressed night for most of the actual movie stars. The Elton John party ticket is the hottest in town, if you can get it, which you can, for eight thousand times my hourly play rate. I had to save up this year to buy a new carbon fiber yo-yo, so I skipped, but I would never miss out on hot celebrity chestiness. Enjoy.
I’m not exactly sure why they were giving out British film awards last night in Los Angeles, but, what the heck, it brought a whole bunch of super hotties that much closer to our camera lenses which can never be a bad thing. Not when we get to see the good things cleavage style on the likes of Kelly Rowland and Salma Hayek who were flashing their moneymakers for the BBC America sponsored awards.
I’m not sure what kinds of mini-statues they were giving away, but they could do a lot worse than modeling Kelly and Salma in bronze for a man to wrap his hands around. So much hotter than squeezing Oscar. Enjoy.
Well, there were a number of superb celeb hotties at the Glamour Woman of the Years Awards last night in London town, the likes of Sofia Vergara, Lea Michele, Eva Longoria, and Kelly Rowland (who looked especially amazing), but nobody really could steal the scene from uber-sextastic Jessica Alba, most especially when she made an impromptu bend forward to retrieve an item off the ground and revealed a very sweet down top show of her twin MILFtastic wonderements.
I’m not exactly sure how Glamour magazine decides on its voting for Woman of the Year, or what it really means beyond who has the prettiest accessories that match well with their shoes, but as much as the genders may disagree on their evaluation of female beauty, somehow they came up with a very nice list of hotties for their awards. Enjoy.
Kelly Rowland red carpet. (HuffPo)
Super Bowl ads sell sex. (FoxNews)
Jennifer Aniston InStyle photoshoot. (GossipCenter)
Selena Gomez bikini pictures in Rio. (Celebuzz)
Losing the Super Bowl is easier to take when you get to sleep with Gisele Bundchen. (TMZ)
Miley Cyrus out in a corset. (Popoholic)
Mega Cleavage Mondays. (TheChive)
While the West Coast was abuzz this weekend with the Golden Globes, pre-Golden Globes, and post-Golden Globes, Washington D.C. served as host to a whole bunch of hot globes packed into tiny dresses itself courtesy of the annual Black Entertainment Television Awards evening, featuring a bevy of sweetness that inflated our anatomical life rafts.
In particular, Kelly Rowland, X-Factor U.K. judge and former Destiny’s Child member, put on a body-hugging dress display of donk and badonkadonk proportions, not to be missed. Joining her in the hotness parade, Gabrielle Union, who we saw not to long ago prancing along the beach in Miami, here another sextastic bit of sultry hotness squirmed into a skin tight dress.
Now, you know we know nothing about fashion, but we know enough to state unequivocally that short and tight on the East Coast beats out the long and froufrou gowns on the West Coast. Enjoy.
Adriana Lima shows her sexy legs. (GossipCenter)
Kelly Rowland likes sex shops. (HuffPo)
Demi Lovato finest skin-flashing hour. (FoxNews)
Damn, Rose McGowan has a fine asstastic. (Celebuzz)
Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian and her sisters on the cover of Glamour. (GossipCop)
Inked up hotties. (TheChive)
Delta Goodrem, what are you doing? (SocialiteLife)