bill-swift - January 18, 2017
Kelly Bensimon of the Forties and Faptastic club took to Miami Beach in what clearly seemed to be a sponsored bikini romp across the beach in multiple bikinis whose manufacturers and sales reps I'm certain will be calling upon me shortly to insert names. I'm a whore, but not that kind of whore.
At forty-eight Kelly may be showing some signs of veteran model wear and tear up close, but if you're telling me you're innards are not panting hard as she runs toward you in a tiny bikini on the beach smiling like a horny mom, then I'm telling you that it's time for an innards checkup. She's got that whole naughty MILF bikini thing still working full steam ahead. Where there's steam there's moisture. Just saying. What is wrong with me? Oh, you do not want to see the list. Enjoy.
Photo credit: PacificCoastNews
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