Wow, the celebrity world was rocked when news leaked out that big fake boobtastic showgirl Katie Price had broken up with her boyfriend, what's his stupid face, and was once again on the hunt for her next camera friendly boytoy.
And, to celebrate her new found singledom, Katie Price went extra big on the funbag display outside the Rose nightclub in London over the weekend. Now, we're not suggesting that women with enormous hooters who flash tons of cleavage are more likely to find a guy than a conservatively dressed flat chested woman, but, at a bar at 3am, yes, yes they are.
Good luck on your hunt, Katie Price. Enjoy.
Katie Price Cleavage Brought Out to Pimp Hard at Worx Studios
You know when Katie Price brings out the big guns that she's getting paid, and paid she was at the Worx studios because the freshly single noteworthy funbagged Katie Price showed some ample to monumental levels of her chest meat in support of the KP Rocks Launch.
Now, I know we've been hard on Katie in the past, but today, we'd just like to imagine all the fun things we could do with her mighty melons, like, build a beachfront shelter, or provide milk to a family of six. It could be worse. Enjoy.
KATIE PRICE DEFINITELY KNOWS HOW TO SELL