Karolina Kurkova

Karolina Kurkova’s Belly Button: Missing!!! Dun Dun Duuuuunnnnnnn!

As if you needed more proof that Supermodels are actually clones or space aliens, just take a look at Karolina Kurkova's belly button, or lack thereof. That's right, Karolina Kurkova has no belly button. It's not an "innie" or an "outie." It's simply not there. And while this isn't actually a new condition, it did come to light once again after these Victoria's Secret bikini pictures were taken on the beach without any airbrushing afterwards. According to Page Six, magazines will Photoshop a stock belly button onto the Supermodel's navel when publishing bikini pictures of her.

"Karolina's body is amazing, but her belly button is unusual," says a catalog source. "It disappears in photos, so we keep a collection of belly button shots in different positions, and Photoshop them onto her whenever she's doing a bikini picture."

So what's the moral of the story? A) Supermodels are clones or possibly space aliens. 2) I'll use any excuse to post pictures of Supermodels in bikinis.

Oh, and... Cameltoe!

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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2008 Pictures

Yes, it's that very special time of year again. No, not Christmas, not your birthday, not Wednesday. It's the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show! That magical time when the most insanely gorgeous of all Supermodels walk the runway in ridiculous lingerie that no woman would ever actually wear in real life. But that's okay, because these women aren't found in real life either. It's the ultimate fantasy, and you will never be a part of it. But at least you can ook on from the sidelines right here, and dream that one day, maybe you'll be so very lucky that you might breathe the same air as one of these mythical creatures. But keep dreaming.

Of course, all your favourites are here: Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, Angela Lindvall, Alessandra Ambrosio, Isabeli Fontana, Candice Swanepoel, Izabel Goulart, Selita Ebanks, Karolina Kurkova, and lots, lots more.

And speaking of more, there are over 200 more pictures after the jump!

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Victoria’s Secret Bikini Heaven

No, you haven't died and gone to heaven, and these aren't 70 virgins (excpet for Adriana Lima, except not really). But they are 25 Angels, Vctoria's Secret Angels, that is. And like how I imagine heaven, they're all wearing sexy white bikinis (Actually, in my version of heaven, they're wearing a lot less). Included in the gang are all the regulars: Adriana Lima, Heidi Klum, Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, Doutzen Kroes, Izabel Goulart, Selita Ebanks, Angela Lindvall, and many, many more. It's more hotness than you can shake your stick at, but I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun trying.

And of course, there are lots more Victoria's Secret Supermodel bikini pictures after the jump.

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Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Karolina Kerkova, and Marisa Miller Bikini Pictures

I don't know what kind of cosmic lottery you have to play in order to win a spot at this Victoria's Secret bikini photoshoot, featuring Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Karolina Kurkova, and Marisa Miller, but I want a ticket. I don't care what it costs, or what it takes to get it. I don't even care if I win or not. Just the chance to play is all I ask. But seriously, why don't I get to hang out with Supermodels!?

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Victoria’s Secret Girls Gone Wild in GQ

Oh my. GQ has done it again. And this time they've given us the entire lineup of Victoria's Secret Supermodels. Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Marisa Miller, Karolina Kurkova, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, Izabel Goulart, Selita Ebanks, Isabelli Fontana, Candice Swanepole, Julia Stegner, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley are all here, and are all super hot. Obviously.

The lucky bastards at GQ got the backstage access that every guy othe planet would kill for, but thankfully, they were really nice, and decided to share, instead of keeping the pictures (and video!!) to themselves. But what are you still doing reading this? Start clicking on the good stuff...

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Karolina Kurkova Is Too “Fat”

I'm not saying it, but the Brazilian media is calling Czech Supermodel Karolina Kurkova fat. Or too fat to be a runway model, but either way, when I think of Karolina Kurkova, fat is not the first word that comes to mind. According to News.com.au, Karolina's appearance at the Cia Maritima show during Sao Paulo Fashion Week had the audience gasping at the "cellulite on her butt," and they said she looked "chubby." Yeah.

Sexy supermodel Karolina Kurkova has been attacked by the Brazilian media for appearing too fat on the runway. Czech Kurkova was slated in the country for appearing in a bikini with what critics called "back fat, love handles and cellulite".

Kurkova, 24, is best known for being a Victoria's Secret Angel whose superfit physique has graced the pages of fashion magazines around the world.

But her recent appearance at the Cia Maritima show during Sao Paulo Fashion Week had fashion critics up in arms.

An article in a Brazilian paper about the leggy 5'11" Kurkova described how "shocked" the audience was when she appeared looking uncharacteristically chubby with "cellulite on her butt."

Now, I am definitely not calling Karolina Kurkova fat, but you can't say she hasn't put on a few pounds. Like maybe 1 pound. I don't know. But it's been a very log time since I've seen rolls on a Supermodel's back. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Adriana Lima is Topless in Esquire, and So Are Karolina Kurkova, Izabel Goulart, and Selita Ebanks

 

Alright, I'm not going to bore you with some long diatribe about how awesome it is that Adriana Lima is topless along with her Victoria's Secret companions, Karolina Kurkova, Izabel Goulart and Selita Ebanks in the February issue of Esquire magazine. Of course, it would be a lot awesomer if they weren't all covering themselves up. At least we get a little Karolina Kurkova nipple action. That's a decent consolation prize.

Oh, and on the cover, rather than all being topless, the girls are bottomless. You know, just to shake things up.