Maybe it’s just being in the heart of summer, maybe it’s winning some cash on Germany taking the World Cup, but I’m feeling very optimistic for this coming week in the particular area of sextastic celebrity. Just look what happened over the weekend and you’ll see the basis for my optimism. Karolina Kurkova had her skirt blown up in Italy and she was either wearing a G-string or nothing at all, Kelly Brook smooshed her boobs up so fluffy there’s no way any guys got any real work in at her gym, and Jessica Alba decided it was time for a bikini vacation down Mexico way and, well, you’ll see much more of that a little later today.
I’m a glass is half full kind of guy. With so many hot women showing so much skin these days, if you’re glass is half-empty, you’re just not opening your eyes wide enough to the wonderful wide world of ridiculously alluring women. Make this your best week of ogling ever. You’re extremities will thank you later. Enjoy the week ahead.
Well hello there supermodel Karolina Kurkova changing your wardrobe in the cover of the Spanish island brush. I guess it wasn’t quite brushy enough, blessedly so, because our peeping eyes got a feast of Kurkova glorious bare tears changing for her next photo fashion set up.
It’s hard to imagine it was almost fifteen years ago now that Karolina walked the stage for Victoria’s Secret as a high school aged teen. Those were the days when nobody paid much attention to such matters. The almost six foot tall supermodel flashed her super perfect funbags while a team of assistants tried to quick change her under cover of the local fauna. This never quite works, but I appreciate that photo teams keep tying it with their models. Much to our happy benefit I might add. Karolina Kurkova is wicked hot and that female form, oh, muy muy bueno en Espana. Enjoy.
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From my understanding, The Face is the nineteenth hot new model competition reality show on the Oxygen Channel, which is where I go to watch television when I’m spotting. Granted, some of this trite TV content does bring us some hot new faces, or some veteran sweet models to look at, but woe be the man who actually turns the volume on for these programs. Might as well drive a 3/4-inch hex bolt from right ear to left. I’ve done that. It’s not fun. And it leaves a mark.
But, back to the hotties, including super veteran of the sextastic, Karolina Kurvkova, who showed up at the premiere party dressed to kill, or at least inflict a little pain in the mid to lower mid section. Legs and boobs and sextastic, oh, my. It almost makes you want to watch the show. But, you know, don’t. Enjoy.
Kind of like a Marilyn moment if Marilyn had worn skimpy little thong panties.
Czech supermodel and former Victoria’s Secret model Karolina Kurkova got her dress caught up in the wind effects during a photoshoot in St. Tropez, and her truly flowing gown led to some very nice glimpses of her mighty fine legs, not to mention a full view up to her thong panties, which we can presume was not an intended part of the fashion shoot. Of course, an Egotastic! man doesn’t care much for women’s fashion beyond a tiny pair of panties, so it works out well for us. Enjoy.
Yep, it’s that time again, seems like it happens almost every seven days or so that we come to Friday, the day we all come together as one big Egotastic! family around the campfire of the sextastic and roast some nekkid hottie marshmallows. We simply could not do this each week without all of you, so, for that, we are ever thankful.
This week’s Reader Finds includes what appears to be Selena Gomez kissing another girl (oh, holy days), Rolling Stone’s daughter Theodora Richards flashing serious skin, Bar Refaeli looking ever hot pictorially speaking, Rosie Jones from her classic bare-nekkid spread, Danica Thrall once more thrilling ‘em all with her tubes, what may or may not be a Kaley Cuoco see-through picture, sextastic wet hot Karolina Kurkova, Britty soap star Stephanie Davis bare-assed in public, Brazilian barely-legal thespianic hottie Laura Nieva, and Raffaella Modugno, former Miss Italy finalist turned sextastic showy model. It’s all so very skintastic this week.
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I’m not exactly sure what supermodel Karolina Kurkova won an award for in Germany the other night at the Gala Awards, but I’m sure glad they invented a reason to invite her. The sextastic Czech hottie worked the red carpet like nobody’s business, flashing a definitely award-winning leg to all who would flash and click. It’s not just a leg, but a road map to something even finer beneath that St. Patrick’s Day green dress Karolina had barely hanging on her amazing body and we were ready to drink it up.
Hooray for the leg. Enjoy.
Okay, so Lindsay Lohan did look like an unfortunate trainwreck last night at the amfAR Gala, but, that is Lindsay’s m.o. these past few months of post-rehab/in need of rehab times.
But this did not take down the evening that was otherwise packed tight and hot with veteran sextastic such as culinary coochie Padma Lakshmi, super model Karolina Kurkova, even more super modelish, Elizabeth Hurley, and freshly single Germanic wonder, Heidi Klum. Not bad for a formal night out with the ladies. Not bad at all. Enjoy.