earl-jonas - February 14, 2019
It's Valentine's Day, and we're celebrating by following Cupid's arrow all the way to where the sun don't shine. Taylor Swift is the kind of guy's guy who can kick back, down a brewski, and throw about the pigskin with the boys, yet is also a killer with the ladies. So it's no wonder that she's allegedly (according to us, and other people, but mostly us) dated some of the sexiest models and starlets in Hollywood!
If you want a detailed rundown of Swift's ALLEGED lesbionic history, you can head here. Basically she broke her first girlfriend Emily Poe's heart to make way for her transactional publicity stunt beard relationships with guys like Joe Jonas, Tom Hiddleston, John Mayer, etc. But then Karlie Kloss came along. And it doesn't take a Wix website to see Kloss' sex appeal.
The two hit it off in blonde Amazonian bombshell fashion, however, Kloss wasn't the only one to leave her droplets on Swift's guitar. Swift and her famed "squad" (code for harem, anyone?) will leave you with a wad, so hit the gallery for looks at all of Swift's sexiest ALLEGED girlfriends, and let us know which chick you're going to Shake It Off to in the comments. ALLEGEDLY.
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