Joanna Krupa

Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures for the Hottest Housewife Exhibition

By Bill Swift | May 20, 2013 @ 11:26 am

Joanna Krupa Super Hot Bikini Body on the Beach of Miami

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I still don't think Joanna Krupa is married, but she is the true star and really only tier-one hottie in all of Real Housewives land, so who's going to quibble with a legal relationship status over her?

We've been lusting Joanna Krupa and her Polish-American sister for several years now, through a rapid rise in the modeling ranks and while I never thought it would wind up with a craptastic Bravo! TV casting, hey, whatever brings out Joanna in her little bikinis work for me. And I'm assuming for you. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Hot and Cleavy and Prophylactic All Over

By Bill Swift | April 3, 2013 @ 10:50 am

Joanna Krupa Shows Some Cleavage at Hotel Durex Charity Event in NYC

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Sextastic housewife and model Joanna Krupa and a condom promotional event seems like a no-brainer for making some sexually charged, provocative, catty statement about wanting to have rounds and rounds of spent condom fun time with Joanna. Or how now that I have the glove, how about some sweaty fruit glazed love, Joanna? Or maybe mentioning that my entire body is ribbed for her pleasure.

No, I'd rather mention the charity component of this event, and what a swell person Joanna is for being a supportive member of the charity. And speaking of supporting swollen members... ah, Durex. Enjoy.

WE'VE ALWAYS DUG THE KRUPA BODY BIG TIME

Joanna Krupa Beach Volleyball Bikini Top in Miami

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Joanna Krupa Sideboob Makes Fashion Fun Again, Polish Style

By Bill Swift | February 6, 2013 @ 11:58 am

Joanna Krupa Sideboob at Mariusz Przybylski Fashion Show in Warsaw

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Belusted Polish-American beauty and Miami Housewife, Joanna Krupa took her hotness show back to the home country, for some type of fashion shindig in Warsaw, which gave Joanna the chance to remind everybody in Poland what they lost when her family moved to the U.S., that is one of the hottest women on the planet, and one not afraid to show a sweet-ton of sideboob in the public arena.

Now, we know nothing about fashion, but we do know that any dress that flashes the spectacular teats of Joanna Krupa, well, that deserves the blue ribbon. Or whatever award it is they give out at these uppper-crusty events. Enjoy.

JOANNA KRUPA STUNNED THE LAST TIME SHE WAS IN POLAND

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Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures Kickstart the New Year With Sweet Sweet Bikini Body Goodness

By Bill Swift | January 2, 2013 @ 8:13 am

Joanna Krupa Wears a Turquoise Bikini on Miami Beach

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Bring it on 2013. We're ready for your full year of celebrity sextastic. I mean, we're ready now that our rather epic hangover lingers no longer thanks to a little hair of the dog that bit us, literally, a Schnauzer, little fucker, we're neither rabid nor bitter, just committed to even greater showings of skin in the Lucky '13, including the unveiled likes of Joanna Krupa, who will become an even more popular figure in the U.S. this year, and with a body like hers, certainly well deserving.

Joanna took the opportunity of New Year's Day to flex and strut her ridiculously hot body across the sands of Miami Beach, where every body that is an amazing body has been showing off their wares the past couple of weeks. And in her little turquoise number, Joanna stood out just fine to the many beach oglers and shoreline starers who are indulging in mass quantities of epic body delights this winter in South Florida. Yes, Joanna is going place, in this moment, straight to our vault of naughty thoughts. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Parties Hot in Vegas To Ring Out the Old Year

By Bill Swift | January 1, 2013 @ 9:01 am

Joanna Krupa Wears a Tight Blue Dress at Gallery Nightclub in Vegas

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If you took on Sin City for New Year's Eve, well, you're probably not going to be awake for another three days or so. But you may have encountered Polish-American beauty Joanna Krupa, whose alleged hooking past came to light in 2012 as she made her transition from hottie model to TV personality on the Real Housewives of Miami. Hey, we're all worked hard for the money before, just be glad that the harsh eye of fame hasn't caught your skeletons in the closet yet.

But, back to Joanna, who remains one of our simply favorite looking ladies in this hemisphere, decked out for holiday time in Vegas, pimping some club or another, and reminding us that the biggest gambles in life aren't found at any felt-lined table, but in our relations with the opposite sex. Okay, so I'm throwing in a little personal bias there after a rough NYE. Enjoy.

WHEN JOANNA KRUPA FLASHES SKIN, WE GET WEAK IN THE KNEES

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Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures Are Hot Bodied, Asstastic, and Just Downright Colorful

By Bill Swift | December 17, 2012 @ 1:51 pm

Joanna Krupa Smoking Hot Bikini Body on Miami Beach

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Wow, we almost went a whole day without spotting a sextastic celebrity in a bikini along Miami Beach and then blammo! As if we could miss her, Joanna Krupa, one of our favorites in a tiny but brightly colored bikini standing out like a beacon of hotness in an otherwise cloudy day.

And then we spotted that tight little dumper on Joanna, and despite whatever relationship status she is now in, engaged, married, still hooking, we care not, for a bottomside like that is a thing of beauty.

Forget the Norwegian Spruce, for Christmas I'd like to string some popcorn and lights around that Polish Asstastic. I won't even get into the messy flocking certain to occur. Enjoy.

JOANNA KRUPA IS A CLASSIC BEAUTY WE'D LIKE TO DO CLASSLESS THINGS WITH

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Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures Poke With Girly Hotness

By Bill Swift | November 6, 2012 @ 8:41 am

Joanna Krupa is a Sun-Drenched Bikini Babe on Miami Beach

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We've just been talking about how Bravo! TV is finally trying to seek an audience of guys who like girls and using younger and hotter and less drunk-retarded housewives to do so, including notably now also sweet hot Joanna Krupa for their Miami Housewives edition.

While we were excited with this announcement, from the view of Joanna's headlights through her wet bikini, it seems as if she was more aroused by her new casting more than anybody. While we need to see much more from Bravo! by way of desirable female forms before we put them into our Favorites rotation on the remote, Joanna Krupa is another mighty fine addition to the roster. Enjoy.