Joanna Krupa

Joanna Krupa Bikini Body Continues To Be Killer in Blue

By Bill Swift | February 24, 2014 @ 11:27 am

Joanna Krupa Shows Curves in a Blue Bikini Poolside in Miami

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I can't imagine what it would be to live next door to Joanna Krupa. I'm not saying that I would be peeking over my fence daily with binoculars, because there'd probably be a couple days a year when I might be away, but most every day most certainly. How could you not be leering at the hot neighbor lady in her bikinis by the pool seemingly endlessly preening about in her yard, not so much building any suntan as merely showing the world how she's clearly the hottest housewife in the fold.

Ah, the life of a model and wife and business woman in the business of being hot. I surely do admire Joanna, beginning with her bum and working out from there. Every adventure needs a starting point. Enjoy.

JOANNA OFTEN GETS VERY EXCITED TO GO OUT FOR LUNCH

Joanna Krupa Nipple Pokes Going to Lunch in Miami

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Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures Present a Bumside to Be Cherished

By Bill Swift | February 18, 2014 @ 6:41 am

Joanna Krupa in a Black Bikini Poolside in Miami

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Oh, Joanna Krupa, you have done it again. Caused my heart to skip a beat as I polish, err, Polish up my lust gears in honor of your ridiculously hot bikini body.

Joanna's black whale tail provides the perfect canvas to highlight her tightly toned butt cheeks which she so generously shows off for us by the pool in Miami. This is one of her favorite exhibition grounds and she knows exactly how to work it. Backside, frontside, bent over, upright, sideways, and all the way around her 360-degrees of sextastic. I love that Joanna lives in a place where it's bikini season all year round. Bless you tropical climates. Enjoy.

OCCASIONALLY JOANNA WEARS A LITTLE TOO LITTLE IN MIAMI

Joanna Krupa Nip Slip Wardrobe Malfunction in Miami

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Joanna Krupa Legs Make Me Happy to be a Leg Man

By Bill Swift | February 10, 2014 @ 1:38 pm

Joanna Krupa Leggy Leaving the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood

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When Joanna Krupa puckers her lips and sticks out her tight toned gam from beneath her dress, I get a little misty. Actually, maybe that's just plain moist. I'm not sure, I just know as a bona fide leg man, I feel like my collection of blessed lower appendage visuals has just increased by a sextastic fold.

Before I met Joanna Krupa, I lusted heartily. Now that I've met her, I merely am mostly fully entranced. While I've certainly obsessed over various of her heavenly parts, there's no shirking my duties to point out her lust-inducing legs. Strong, sleek, and maybe someday ready to choke me out. A boy can dream. Enjoy.

JOANNA HAS BEEN KIND ENOUGH TO SHARE HER WICKED HOT BODY

Joanna Krupa Soaks up the Sun Topless in Miami

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Joanna Krupa See-Through in Red Dress

By Bill Swift | February 4, 2014 @ 8:35 am

Joanna Krupa See-Through Red Dress at Hyde Bellagio in Vegas

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I'm pretty sure Joanna Krupa has a crush on me since we met up last month. Her lack of phone calls, emails, and texts lead me to believe she just can't face the truth of her feelings toward me. Like, shut me out because she can't possible shut it off. And being a married woman now, I understand that. There are any number of hotties in Hollywood who completely ignore me I have to assume for this very same reason. My logic seems sound.

Still, I can't ignore them back. Not sextastic ladies like Joanna Krupa who love the sheer dresses when getting decked out for pimping time in Vegas. That's when we separate the women from the girls, sometimes literally. And Joanna knows perfectly well how to play the game. Killer red dress, lots of skin, alluring smile, and the next thing you know, the Bellagio owns your house. Everything happens a little faster in Vegas. Enjoy.

JOANNA HAS NO NEED FOR SILLY ACCESSORIES SUCH AS BRAS OR PANTIES

Joanna Krupa Goes Braless In Tights In Miami

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Joanna Krupa Flashes Her Braless Hotness in a Shimmering Manner

By Bill Swift | January 20, 2014 @ 12:47 pm

Joanna Krupa Goes Braless in a Skin Tight Shimmering Dress in West Hollywood

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Joanna Krupa is a very put together woman. A hottie who isn't missing many details when she hits the scene to make a scene. So I'm quite sure she realizes she wasn't wearing any undergarments, at least up top, maybe the bottom, beneath her sheer and shimmering dress out in Hollywood. I for one could not be happier.

Yes, I'm slightly biased toward Joanna because of the obvious sexual attraction she felt toward me when we met a couple a weeks ago. A force so powerful she was clearly unable to speak it, let alone show it in any way whatsoever. But she certainly is a looker of the highest order. A blonde model of perfection who I dream of skinny dipping with in a very tiny bathtub. No bras required there either. Enjoy.

P.S. We didn't miss out on Joanna earlier in the day having lunch with her Houswife buddy, Joyce Giraud who almost fell out of her own top.

Joyce Giraud Sideboob and Joanna Krupa at Lunch in Beverly Hills

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I Heart Joanna Krupa Poolside

By Bill Swift | January 13, 2014 @ 2:48 pm

Joanna Krupa Shows Off Her Heart Tattoo Poolside in Miami

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This is quite thrilling to me. I had a dream the other night that I told Joanna Krupa, when she was ready to accept my sweaty paws into her special places, to get a heart shaped tattoo in the space just above her perfect booty crack. Now I awake to see that very perfect heart on the low backside of the sextastic Housewife tanning by her pool in both a low cut swimsuit and a bikini top and Daisy Dukes.

I have this sneaking suspicion that I might actually have to return to my dream if I want to collect on my arrangement. Doing so in real life might net me an actual punch to the throat. But just to be touched by Joanna might be worth the collapsed trachea. I'd do that deal. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Hates Bras and Love Stretch Pants, So Do We!

By Bill Swift | January 9, 2014 @ 1:19 pm

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If I wasn't in mad lust with Joanna Krupa since meeting her a couple weeks back, well, consider me in full blown passion drool. Not every woman looks as hot in person as on camera, but Joanna exceeded expectations to the point that I could hear my inner naughty monkey struggling to be free. Must, must contain that monkey to live in a polite society.

Now, to boot, literally, to booty, it turns out that Joanna hates bras and loves bottom revealing stretch pants. Oh, we are a match made in heaven certainly as it turns out I also love that look. Naturally, not for myself, but on wicked hot celebrities who fine tune their female forms in the sweat of the Pilates and yoga classes in the warm weather cities around the globe. Joanna, this is nearly perfect. Now, leave me to my quiet leers. Enjoy.

Here's the interview where Joanna was so obviously trying to hit on me: