Egotastic
Who has the better life? Joanna Krupa who gets to lay out in the sun by her pool most every day baking her perfect bikini body, or, us gentleman oglers who get to size her up, down, and sideways in her tiny two pieces. The answer is neither. It's actually the guy who gets to help her remove her red bikini and lotion her skin after her bouts in the sun that has it best, that lucky bastard, but we don't have it so bad.
Just peeking at the fine booty and body on Joanna Krupa in her regular exhibitionist jaunts makes me feel at one with the world, or at least at one with my male nature, sometimes, literally at one so I do keep the No Me Moleste sign handy outside the door. She is one fine Housewife who you don't even have to watch that insipid show to catch in her most glorious visuals. Yeah, we've got it pretty good. Enjoy.
Joanna Krupa Nipple Poking and Hot Bikini Weekend in Miami
Nope, those aren't two tiny guns in her top, Joanna Krupa is just damn glad to meet you. And, why not. The Housewife seems to have a pretty decent life of shopping, sunbathing, and filming her craptastic reality show. Not bad for a simply hot girl from Poland. As a matter of thanks, Joanna does like to give back to her community of gentleman oglers, be it flashing her full headlights in a sheer dress while out shopping (above), or showing off once more in a bikini at her pool which seems to be perfectly constructed for paparazzi photos
Joanna is definitely a giver. And with that ridiculously hot body of hers, we are definitely visual takers so the formula works rather perfectly. There's a lot to be said about Joanna Krupa, but selfish and withdrawn is certainly not one of them. Blessedly so. Enjoy.