Joanna Krupa

Joanna Krupa Braless Nipple Poking Film Set Arrival, Yep, They’re Damn Glad to Meet You

As a general rule, you can’t help but be popular on a film set when arriving braless with your nipples poking out of your dress so hard it seems like the material might burst. It also help to be super hot and blonde. If you can pull off this combo, you are sure to be invited back for more work.

Joanna Krupa was before the cameras filming the thriller You Can’t Have It, which may or may not be the world’s next blockbuster film, but either way a lovely bit of shining the light on the Polish sextastic talent that is Joanna Krupa. I have a sneaking suspicion I’ll be watching this movie when it becomes available in whatever format. I’m a Krupa superfan. Me and those nipples, with both of us stretching for the winning line. Enjoy.

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Joanna Krupa Deep Blonde Angelic Cleavetastic

Joanna Krupa truly is one of the hottest women I’ve ever met in person. And I’ve met like six. I get around. She’s simply stunning to the point when you meet her you want to ask her if you can get her a drink, or maybe a tattoo of her name on your bobo sac just to show you’re serious. When Joanna gets to showing off that toned body of hers, the excitement level simply rises. As she did over the weekend leaving a WeHo restaurant hot spot in something bright and white and revealing. Like an angel. A naughty angel. Those really are the best.

Joanna, call me, we need to get together again. I’ll wear the plastic riot hand ties and take the sedatives as recommended for in person meetings with men of my primal nature. Maybe a beach trip. I’ll bring the bikinis. I’m getting lost again. Such is the nature of lust. I don’t know where it falls exactly on that psych pyramid of human needs, but I can tell you it forms my entire base to tip. Of my pyramid. Of needs. I’m looking right at it. Make it stop, Joanna. Please don’t. Enjoy.

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Joanna Krupa Almost Falls Out of Her Dress Partying for Her Man

I used to think Joanna Krupa told me she was married all the time was just her way of saying, Bill, look at your shoes, they have holes in them. Well, I tell you what. I drilled those holes in my shoes and I’m damn proud of my work. Also, Joanna Krupa really is married to some obviously hunky hunkmeister who in between having his chest hair shorn to save babies in developing nations owns some nightclubs in Miami. One of these locations celebrated their anniversary so Joanna put on her best, or at least, most revealing party dress, and got in on the action to support the cause. Now that’s a wife.

I’m hoping that if I ask super nicely, Joanna will wear this same dress to my Learning Annex graduation next month. I don’t like to brag, but I can not take dictation in shorthand in over seven dead languages. It’s pretty big. Not as big as her deep cleavage and that preening of hers in shiny showy wardrobes, but if I combine the two, I’m fairly certain I can make a Megazord of happy tingles. Party work well done, Joanna. Enjoy.

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Dania Ramirez’s Bikini Bod And Other Fine Things To Ogle

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Dania Ramirez displays her bikini body on Twitter. (Drunken Stepfather)

Charlize Theron‘s Hotness Kinda makes me hate Sean Penn. (WWTDD)

Madonna shows off her luscious naked booty because she can. (TMZ)

The Jenner girls were chesty as F at the Grammys. (Huffington Post)

Julia Pereira models her bikini line and it is seriously sexy. (Hollywood Tuna)

Here is a sneak peek at Robyn Lawley in the 2015 SI Swimsuit Issue. (Popoholic)

Jessica Gomes in a swimsuit is the best thing I’ve seen today. (COED)

Joanna Krupa Side Boob Madness in Sin City

There’s sideboob and then there’s sideboob. Joanna Krupa flashing her braless wonderments in Vegas over the weekend. That’s sideboob.

The Polski blonde hottie Housewive was hosting some kind of party I’d never be invited to at 1OAK in Las Vegas. It’s okay, I didn’t want to go anyhow. Although, that was before I realized Joanna Krupa would be pimping out the place with a tiny white dress, no bra, and the healthiest dose of hottie sideboob I’ve seen in a while. Joanna is one of the most breathtaking lady lovelies I’ve ever had the fortune to meet. Had she worn this dress, she would’ve been the last women I ever met. CPR couldn’t bring me back from 500 bpm heart explosion. Just so damn hot. Bless you and your sideboob, Joanna. Job well done. Enjoy.

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Joanna Krupa Bikini Pimping for Warm Feelings in the Equatorial Regions

Joanna Krupa really does have a body made for bikini show. I’m not the least bit surprised she keeps finding herself on the booking end of so many bikini pimping shoots. Just look at that blond Polski sextastic modeling that two piece bit of finery. I’m still not sure why the world needs 9,7883 different bikini lines, Skimpy Thongs by Bill ought to be enough for all occasions, but the multitude of merchandising lines does lead to a multitude of hot model shoots, so it’s all very good.

Joanna Krupa could model burqas and it would be hot. Seeing her frolic seaside with her epic tight booty and that absolutely perfectly toned veteran hot body, I’m tempted to dig into my rainy day fund and buy some bikinis of my own. I wonder if they’re selling the floor model after use in her modeling shoot. I’d dig a little deeper for that. Enjoy.

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Joanna Krupa Wears A Sexy One Piece At The Seminole Hard Rock

Joanna Krupa is being paid by the Seminole Hard Rock in Florida to hang out through the New Year’s holiday and basically just look sextastic. Hang by the pool in a form fitting swimsuit, gamble at the tables, party in the clubs. It’s quite a gig. And I’d say they make an excellent choice. If you’re going to lose your rent money and kids college fund somewhere, why not the place where Joanna is showing off her faptastic body and smiling like everything’s going to be okay. I usually just get a grumpy old dude with a mustache telling me too bad, I made some poor choices, then throwing me out of the casino.

I’ve lusted Joanna Krupa since our eyes first met, well, since my eyes met her photos, then eventually in person. You could do far worse than lining her up to be you’re everybody-very-happy girl pimping your hotel casino. I’d pack my bags if it weren’t for these silly interstate travel restrictions. Damn you ankle bracelet! Enjoy.

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