Polish professional hot person Joanna Krupa was looking hotter than a freshly boiled perogie in an aqua blue bikini in Miami. Joanna has an amazing pair of funbags that look incredible in this bikini top. Oh, there is is some splendid cleavage, my friends. They are like two perfectly round melons. Melons you want to, (ahem), squeeze. Her booty is also outstanding. I imagine that the people around this pool gave her a standing ovation for her bootilicious booty. Maybe a slow clap that builds into an uproar like at the end of an 80's movie. I also think her hips look incredible in this bikini, especially the area where her hips meet her upper lady bits area. This is an unappreciated part of the female anatomy. I'm not even sure what it's called. The occidental pooch?
Joanna lives there in Miami and has appeared on the celebration of plastic surgery mistakes known as the Real Housewives of Miami. That show is...unsettling. But I've watched it on the off chance Joanna shows up.