Joanna Krupa

Joanna Krupa Bikini Pimping Her Own Animal Prints in Miami

Of course, everybody and their mother has a bikini line out these days. It used to be perfumes, now it's bikinis. A step up visually in the least I might add. Of course, some deserve it more than others, and after all the ridiculously hot bikinis views Joanna Krupa has given us these past few years, she certainly deserves to launch her own bikini line. Especially when she intends to be the primary model for her wares.

Joanna was showing off her stellar body all made up on the beach in Miami showing off her animal sales pimping side. It was kind of hot and bothered. I'd buy some of her bikinis. I don't mean the ones in the stores, I mean the ones she was wearing for the shoot, naturally. Joanna, call me, I've got mediocre to decent credit and I'm ready to purchase. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa See-Through Dress and Christian Serratos Sideboob Highlight the Human Society Hotness

Any time you get a pet-related cause benefit going, you're going to get some supremely good looking celebrities out for the gala or party or spay and neuter party. The Human Society is the biggee and they celebrated their 60th anniversary with a full and loaded cast of sextastic hotties at a benefit to raise money to help out our furry little friends.

While there were numerous sextastic ladies decked out for the event, Joanna Krupa and her super duper see-through dress surely made an impression, as did the massive sideboob revealing little number worn by Twilight brunette darling Christian Serratos. I'm not sure if the animals noticed all the effort these ladies put into showing off their sensational boobtastic, but if they did, you might've heard some happy barks and purrs in honor of the exhibitionist delights. Oh, to be a hairy little beast in either of these two ladies' arms over the weekend. That is the position of honor. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Flashing Long Tall Legs at L.A. Fashion Week

Fashion is boring. There, I said it. It's out there now, I can't take it back. Skin is exciting. I'm never taking that back. So fashion becomes at least tolerable when the hottie likes of Joanna Krupa is showing off her long legs in a high slit skirt at L.A. Fashion Week.

I'd rather watch paint dry, all seven coats, then ever be forced to listen to anybody discuss hot new fashion trends, but I suppose I could listen to the Spotify that plays in my mind and tune out the conversation were I aside Joanna in that stem-complimenting outfit. I can attest to Joanna looking just in smoking hot in person as on camera. I'd someday like to attest to how great her thighs taste in that same regard. Still efforting. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Bikini Body Continues To Be Killer in Blue

I can't imagine what it would be to live next door to Joanna Krupa. I'm not saying that I would be peeking over my fence daily with binoculars, because there'd probably be a couple days a year when I might be away, but most every day most certainly. How could you not be leering at the hot neighbor lady in her bikinis by the pool seemingly endlessly preening about in her yard, not so much building any suntan as merely showing the world how she's clearly the hottest housewife in the fold.

Ah, the life of a model and wife and business woman in the business of being hot. I surely do admire Joanna, beginning with her bum and working out from there. Every adventure needs a starting point. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures Present a Bumside to Be Cherished

Oh, Joanna Krupa, you have done it again. Caused my heart to skip a beat as I polish, err, Polish up my lust gears in honor of your ridiculously hot bikini body.

Joanna's black whale tail provides the perfect canvas to highlight her tightly toned butt cheeks which she so generously shows off for us by the pool in Miami. This is one of her favorite exhibition grounds and she knows exactly how to work it. Backside, frontside, bent over, upright, sideways, and all the way around her 360-degrees of sextastic. I love that Joanna lives in a place where it's bikini season all year round. Bless you tropical climates. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Legs Make Me Happy to be a Leg Man

When Joanna Krupa puckers her lips and sticks out her tight toned gam from beneath her dress, I get a little misty. Actually, maybe that's just plain moist. I'm not sure, I just know as a bona fide leg man, I feel like my collection of blessed lower appendage visuals has just increased by a sextastic fold.

Before I met Joanna Krupa, I lusted heartily. Now that I've met her, I merely am mostly fully entranced. While I've certainly obsessed over various of her heavenly parts, there's no shirking my duties to point out her lust-inducing legs. Strong, sleek, and maybe someday ready to choke me out. A boy can dream. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa See-Through in Red Dress

I'm pretty sure Joanna Krupa has a crush on me since we met up last month. Her lack of phone calls, emails, and texts lead me to believe she just can't face the truth of her feelings toward me. Like, shut me out because she can't possible shut it off. And being a married woman now, I understand that. There are any number of hotties in Hollywood who completely ignore me I have to assume for this very same reason. My logic seems sound.

Still, I can't ignore them back. Not sextastic ladies like Joanna Krupa who love the sheer dresses when getting decked out for pimping time in Vegas. That's when we separate the women from the girls, sometimes literally. And Joanna knows perfectly well how to play the game. Killer red dress, lots of skin, alluring smile, and the next thing you know, the Bellagio owns your house. Everything happens a little faster in Vegas. Enjoy.