Joanna Krupa

Joanna Krupa Bikini Modeling Pictures Stir the Passion and Warm the Cockles in Miami

My life changed the day I met Joanna Krupa in person. No, not like those girls who become inspired to be models or on TV or mary swarthy hot husband. More like, realizing what I thought was the depths of my passions was merely an artificial floorboard placed there by a subconscious afraid of being overrun by the libido. In short, a man's profundity of lust is bottomless. There's no 'I don't think I can imagine covering another crazy hot woman in honey and playing Pooh Bear'. There's always room for more Pooh Bear.

Joanna Krupa was down South Florida way showing off and being photographed in her sextastic little two pice beneath the shade of trees. Joanna truly is one of those walking anomalies of hotness where you lose your breath for a minute when in her presence. That could also be the net effect of blood rushing to your nether regions in an ancient reproductive pre-game stretching routine. I really do love to see Joanna in her bikinis, or less. Any more would be too much. Bless you, Joanna. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Deep Cleavage At OK Magazine ‘So Sexy’ Event in LA

Polish model and reality TV star Joanna Krupa was...well...so sexy at OK Magazine's 'So Sexy' event in Los Angeles. Joanna wore a top that was basically a glorified bra. There was cleavage galore with its plunging neckline. Her amazing rack looked incredible. If only there were a way to make these pictures 3D so we could get the real effect of seeing them in person. Technology isn't there yet, but I'm sure some pervy sciency dudes are working on solving the 3D boob picture on the internet problem. Since the top was so small there is also some pretty spectacular bare-midriff action going on. Her stomach and back are the very definition of 'keeping it tight'. It's no surprise seeing as she does all that Dancing With The Stars stuff. That crap is hard work. That's one of the reasons I avoid dancing if I can. That and my having no sense of rhythm. Basically I look like a stomping Frankenstein's monster.

I bet Joanna is good though. She looks like the type of gal that has an innate sense of rhythm, if you know what I mean. Wait...what do I mean?

The Krupa Sisters and Crystal Hefner Host a Bikini Party at Hard Rock

Technically, it was called the Bikini Invitational, but given that I didn't receive an invitation I'll have to assume it was just the preliminary rounds. Either way, the good folks at Hard Rock and their aptly named Rehab pool club got Joanna Krupa and the photo shy Marta Krupa to pose down for the big event over the weekend at their Vegas property. Then they added Hef's wife, Crystal Hefner, in a bikini as the expert DJ to get the music pumping. Hey, it's Vegas and hot girls and a pool. You don't need to start questioning the details.

Girls, please don't forget to invite Uncle Bill to your next poolside soiree. Remember, the trench coats I wear are just emotional expressions of my sensitive insides. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Bikini Pimping Her Own Animal Prints in Miami

Of course, everybody and their mother has a bikini line out these days. It used to be perfumes, now it's bikinis. A step up visually in the least I might add. Of course, some deserve it more than others, and after all the ridiculously hot bikinis views Joanna Krupa has given us these past few years, she certainly deserves to launch her own bikini line. Especially when she intends to be the primary model for her wares.

Joanna was showing off her stellar body all made up on the beach in Miami showing off her animal sales pimping side. It was kind of hot and bothered. I'd buy some of her bikinis. I don't mean the ones in the stores, I mean the ones she was wearing for the shoot, naturally. Joanna, call me, I've got mediocre to decent credit and I'm ready to purchase. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa See-Through Dress and Christian Serratos Sideboob Highlight the Human Society Hotness

Any time you get a pet-related cause benefit going, you're going to get some supremely good looking celebrities out for the gala or party or spay and neuter party. The Human Society is the biggee and they celebrated their 60th anniversary with a full and loaded cast of sextastic hotties at a benefit to raise money to help out our furry little friends.

While there were numerous sextastic ladies decked out for the event, Joanna Krupa and her super duper see-through dress surely made an impression, as did the massive sideboob revealing little number worn by Twilight brunette darling Christian Serratos. I'm not sure if the animals noticed all the effort these ladies put into showing off their sensational boobtastic, but if they did, you might've heard some happy barks and purrs in honor of the exhibitionist delights. Oh, to be a hairy little beast in either of these two ladies' arms over the weekend. That is the position of honor. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Flashing Long Tall Legs at L.A. Fashion Week

Fashion is boring. There, I said it. It's out there now, I can't take it back. Skin is exciting. I'm never taking that back. So fashion becomes at least tolerable when the hottie likes of Joanna Krupa is showing off her long legs in a high slit skirt at L.A. Fashion Week.

I'd rather watch paint dry, all seven coats, then ever be forced to listen to anybody discuss hot new fashion trends, but I suppose I could listen to the Spotify that plays in my mind and tune out the conversation were I aside Joanna in that stem-complimenting outfit. I can attest to Joanna looking just in smoking hot in person as on camera. I'd someday like to attest to how great her thighs taste in that same regard. Still efforting. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Bikini Body Continues To Be Killer in Blue

I can't imagine what it would be to live next door to Joanna Krupa. I'm not saying that I would be peeking over my fence daily with binoculars, because there'd probably be a couple days a year when I might be away, but most every day most certainly. How could you not be leering at the hot neighbor lady in her bikinis by the pool seemingly endlessly preening about in her yard, not so much building any suntan as merely showing the world how she's clearly the hottest housewife in the fold.

Ah, the life of a model and wife and business woman in the business of being hot. I surely do admire Joanna, beginning with her bum and working out from there. Every adventure needs a starting point. Enjoy.