I’ve not heard of Bikiniworld, but it sounds like a place I’d like to live. I can have all of my stuff in a U-Haul in under 45 minutes at this point, gassed up, and ready to go. Joanna Krupa who is sort of my girlfriend though she doesn’t know it yet stars in the latest catalog pics for Bikiniworld and she will probably move many units. If I were a woman (oh, dare to dream) I’d probably purchase into anything that I thought might make me look anything as alluring as Joanna Krupa in these two pieces numbers.
I consider myself fortunate that the baggy swimsuit I’ve been sporting since the last millenium still fits and only gets modest jeers and put downs by the pool. I can’t imagine having to upgrade the swimwear every year, let alone every season. But as a service to our readers, I will naturally keep my peeps to the bikini promotional circuit, it’s a thankless job, but I’m not good with ‘you’re welcomes’. Enjoy.
I suppose hottie housewife Joanna Krupa is just happy to be in Los Angeles. I’d like to think it’s because of me, but it’s mostly likely the Beverly Hills shopping, the sunshine, and she’d probably be forced to say her husband on camera, though I’d like to think I make the Top 100 reasons list. Either way, her superior nipples were trying to bust out of her sports bra top like nobody’s business as she made her way to the gym in Hollywood.
Just knowing Joanna is back in town without any bra on is kind of happy news for me. Just like I live in a part of town adjacent to nicer parts of town, I’d like to think I’m Joanna Krupa nipples adjacent, if not in physical proximity, then certainly in virtual thoughts. She really is quite the stunning woman. Her headlights alone are blinding me. That hot worked out body, I’m losing other senses as we speak. Keep up the good braless work, Joanna. We need you now more than ever. Enjoy.
Polish professional hot person Joanna Krupa was looking hotter than a freshly boiled perogie in an aqua blue bikini in Miami. Joanna has an amazing pair of funbags that look incredible in this bikini top. Oh, there is is some splendid cleavage, my friends. They are like two perfectly round melons. Melons you want to, (ahem), squeeze. Her booty is also outstanding. I imagine that the people around this pool gave her a standing ovation for her bootilicious booty. Maybe a slow clap that builds into an uproar like at the end of an 80′s movie. I also think her hips look incredible in this bikini, especially the area where her hips meet her upper lady bits area. This is an unappreciated part of the female anatomy. I’m not even sure what it’s called. The occidental pooch?
Joanna lives there in Miami and has appeared on the celebration of plastic surgery mistakes known as the Real Housewives of Miami. That show is…unsettling. But I’ve watched it on the off chance Joanna shows up.
Joanna Krupa and her blonde hotness already won Poland, but she’s goes back annually to serve as a judge in finding the next generation of young sweet looking Polish models. Quite benevolent of her. It really is the Lord’s work.
Joanna looked rather stunning herself in a little white dress where she was either nipple poking or wearing one of those modern dresses where they design the nipple poking look right where her nipples would be just to confuse the heck out of gentleman oglers I suppose. In any case, her good looks were all Joanna’s and right where they should be. Polish may not be one of the Romance languages, but I sure would like to hear Joanna whispering some sweet naughty pierogi recipes in my ear as our bodies remain intertwined for up to seven minutes of raw passion. Mmm, I do so love dumplings. Enjoy.
Real Housewives of Miami stat Joanna Krups took some time off from cat fighting to take some provocative pics for a calendar. She wears a series of scandalously small bikinis that show off her crazy nice body. But the real news is her covered topless pics. Her skinny arms cannot cover up the enormity of her tig ol’ bitties. Her funbags are gargantuan but really perky. There is sideboob galore, my friends. Joanna also shows off her totally incredible tummy in the bikini pics. You could seriously eat off of those abs they are so flat and toned. There is also some pretty ridiculous cleavage action. I’m going to start watching Real Housewives of Miami on the off chance that Joanna is in a bikini. I’ve stayed away from that particular incarnation of the Real Housewives franchise. As a Cuban-American people acting crazy in Miami hits a little close to home.
But still, it’s a small price to pay to see Joanna in a bikini.
For all it’s struggles of late, Maxim magazine and their party planners deserve credit for bringing out just one bevy of beauties type gathering for the celebration of their Maxim Hot 100 magazine edition. Naturally, there is much dispute over who makes the list, in what order, and the whole idea of lists at all, especially in an era when ‘listing’ has become synonymous with lowest common denominator content farming on the Internet. Still, who can argue, let alone not drool til parched, over the likes of Arianny Celeste and her boobtastic a’plenty along with peer hotties Candice Swanepoel, Joanna Krupa, Lacey Chabert, Greer Grammer, and more lovely lasses on full pimping display at the party’s red carpet line.
Now, the savvy ogler knows that the girls don’t linger long at these parties. It’s photo op, a few giggles and handshakes, and out the back door to either their next event or back to their pads for cucumber wraps, cold creams, and rest so they look their most stellar the next morning for their busy shooting schedules. That’s why I hang out with the staff in the alleys behind the venues. The best chance to see the girls, and, naturally, to bum some free smokes. That’s my Tuesday night. Enjoy.
Real Housewives of Miami may have been canceled. Oh, no! But the hotness lives on with my heavily belusted Joanna Krupa and her showmate and sextastic dentist buddy Karent Sierra playing in their bikinis all wet and frolicking and fun times on Miami Beach. When Joanna comes up out of the water to fix Karent’s bikini bottoms, well, it’s like something out of a dream. I don’t mean a dream in general, I mean one I have a lot. Exactly like that. I do dream in colors.
Sadly, Joanna and Karent offered up too much good looking sextastic for the series that is more interested in bitch slapping and drunken girl fights. That’s precisely how I know it was never intended for me. I only like when girls pretend fight. Maybe a little hair pulling. But then make nice with lots of little kisses and the sounds of heavy bass porn music kicking up in the background. I am a scholar and a gentleman. Enjoy.