Joanna Krupa

Joanna Krupa Flashes Her Tummy for Sushi

We're just kind of fascinated with Joanna Krupa these days. We've always lusted for her super hotness, but the combination of her new found self-promoter role as a Miami Real Housewife and the allegations that she worked as a girl-for-hire in the past, well it's all sort of playing into our perfect girl fantasy. Not that we could afford an evening with Joanna, but in our fantasies, we are also wealthy professional athletes, so we got the Black Amex, so we're good for a couple spins around the world.

Joanna can't help but show some body part these days when out and about, even if it was just the bare midriff last night out at Katsuya Sushi in Hollywood, we'll take it as it is the same tummy we are currently imagining employing for our honey drop shots contest. Every great female fantasy begins with some hint of opportunity. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa See-Through Top Flashes Her Ribeyes Outside BOA Steakhouse

Still staving off rumors of her prostituting past, our belusted Polish-American super hottie model and Real Housewife of Miami, Joanna Krupa wore perhaps our favorite new top out last night to the posh BOA Steakhouse in Hollywood.

Now, we know shit about women's fashion around here, but we do know see-through, and Joanna was not shy in the least for any oglers willing to adjust their eyesights to capture all the bare boobtastic goodness that lay beneath her shimmering top. It was quite a sight.

Joanna Krupa is craving attention and publicity these days and we are damn glad to give it to her. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Denies She’s a Hooker (We Continue to Fight for Hooker Rights)

First, let me say. Having wriggled around Hollywood hot ladies circles for some time now, it's absolutely no secret than many of the young ingenues in the thespianic and modeling world have had male 'benefactors' of one type of another to help them get by. Sometimes it's formally arranged through services and madames, sometimes it's just a 'my older boyfriend pays my rent and buys me a car' kind of thing. To me, it's a difference without a distinction. The laws are vague and arcane as to what is hooking what is not. Kept is kept.

Having said that, as a celebrity, you don't necessarily want the rep that you got paid cash money for a night of your intimate time. It just looks bad. It's a rap on your sheet for rapping in the sheets. So much so that our friends at TMZ are reporting that supermodel and newest cast member of Real Housewives of Miami Joanna Krupa now has Hollywood legal beagle, the omnipresent scandal cleaner Marty Singer, threatening to sue the shizz out of folks claiming that Joanna was a $10,000 a night lady of the evening.

Personally, we think $10K is kind of a compliment.

Joanna Krupa Bikini Car Wash Pictures Hot Enough to Start Your Ferrari

Okay, maybe not your Ferrari, but the white one belonging to Joanna Krupa, that the hot-as-hell celebrity model was desperate to clean in a barely there bikini, allowing us the privilege of seeing her bend and stretch and suds down the Italian sportscar while we checked out Joanna's fine boot.

Joanna has recently joined the cast of Real Housewives Miami, which I suppose is good news because we'll now have a steady stream of chances to see the super hot Polish-American princess, but bad news because now she'll be part of some soul-less empty public relations reality show machine that seems to turn troubled older women into insane drunken annoyances. But, let's hold out hope for Joanna. She's too hot to go to the dark side so easily. Enjoy.

 

Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures Are Pretty (Effin’ Spectacular) in Pink

One of the hottest women in the world (imho) and she loves to prance about the beaches of the world in skimpy bikinis. What ever did we do to deserve this (I mean, beside the candle lightings, the genuflecting, and the sacrificing of untagged urban alley cats)?

Joanna Krupa took to the beaches of Miami, where there is by all accounts the hottest of the hot competition going on this summer among sextastic celebrities in bikinis, to put her own wicked bodied name into the hat. And that she did in a little pink number that had her looking like a Polish goddess coming out of the water to bring erections forth across the land. Something poetic like that. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures Are the Creme de la Creme of Creamy Goodness

Holy hot woman rubbing sun tan lotion on her chest, Batman!

Joanna Krupa is simply one of the hottest women in the world; she'd be hot in a Burqua, wearing combat boots, under a wet blanket. But put her on the beach in a bright pink bikini rubbing sun tan lotion ever so perfectly onto her heaving bosom and you have an image that words can not describe. Well, outside of the word 'want'.

The Polish-American model hottie hit the beach in Santa Monica, I suppose to soak up the sun, but judging by the hue of her milky white skin, I'd put her more in the category of poser, poker, and exhibitionist than I would tanner. Which is just fine. As is Joanna. And that lucky dollop of sun tan lotion. We are supremely jealous. Enjoy.

 

READER FINDS: Alessandra Ambrosio Preggo Covered Nekkid, Natascha McElhone Actually Nekkid, Michelle Hunziker Topless, and Much Much More…

 

What can be said of the group efforts each week by our Readers to assemble and share some of the finest fineries without much clothes on the web? Well, the words 'awesome' and 'blessed' and 'laudable' come to mind, along with 'raunchtastic' and 'fleshy-funned' and 'pimpalicious', and when you combine the two you have the perfect description of our award-winning weekly Reader Finds, like a holy offering to the gods of the sextastic.

This week's Reader Finds includes Natascha McElhone fully nekkid, Michelle Hunizker sans bikini top, Jennifer Love Hewitt fully plumped out cleavetastic, Emmerdale's Adele Silva missing her bikini top, Alessandra Ambrosio preggo covered topless hot, Alison Haislip outtake heaven, Christina Ricci topless on film, Estella Warren nekkid swimming, Imogen Thomas sextastic tennis, Joanna Krupa bikini slippage, Joanna Lundback black and white and hot all over, Julianna Gill racktastic in Friday the 13th, Katy Perry almost dress fall, and an assortment of some of our fave glamour models going Girl on Girl in a very special pictorial.

It's so many boobs, I dare you to count!

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