Is Rihanna about to be a MILF? (TheSuperficial)
Olivia Munn becoming a stripper? (HuffPo)
Jessica Lowndes drops some sweet cleavage. (Popoholic)
Superhero movies keep getting lamer. (CollegeHumor)
Kylie Minogue is ripping off Pippa Middleton. (TheFABlife)
Don’t do it, Jessica Simpson! (GossipCop)
Wait, JoJo sings? (GossipOnThis)
Are you down with the Lowndes?
While Jessica Lowndes was partying in London with the FHM, it looks like she took time out of her busy day to put together one hella sexy pictorial for the magazine, flashing her 90210 assets like a real pro. It’s just something about her eyes that draws you in for a user experience that makes you all tingly and feeling like you need a special alone time nap. Of course, once you get past the eyes, there are so many other treats to visually devour, it’s an all over, out-of-booty experience not to be missed. Jessica Lowndes is quickly climbing my charts of happiness. Enjoy.
(See more of Jessica Lowndes and other cover girls at FHM.com.)
I’d like to give a general shoutout to sexy celebrities who wear extremely low cut tops and lean forward into paparazzi cameras. Ladies, you make this world a much more beautiful place in which to reside. Bless you.
Such was the case last night with Jessica Lowndes of 90210 budding fame as she made her way into FHM’s party surrounding their Top 100 list launch, with her hush puppies almost taking a taste of complete freedom in her littlest of little red numbers. Jessica Lowndes herself came in #79 on FHM’s list, which I still have no idea how it’s compiled, but she ought to jump up a good twenty or thirty spots just for her party funbags. Enjoy.
I’d like to be the wardrobe designer for 90210, you know, just for a day, or an hour, or the amount of time I could before some lady screamed and the police came and arrested me. When asked how hottie AnnaLynne McCord should dress in a certain scene, I’d rub my chin pensively, wait a moment, then blurt out, ‘Something tight and hot’. I’d do that pretty much every time. Skinny yes, but I still love the body on that spectacularly sexy young actress, seen here on the set of 90210 in some 60′s get up, stretchy, tight, asstastic. With a bonus see-through bottom to the thong. Winner winner chicken dinner. Enjoy.
Little bonus here. Jessica Lowndes, sexy co-star of AnnaLynne McCord on 90210, prancing a bit in some bra and panties. Worth an ogle for sure.
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(Updated 11/22/10) Sorry folks. We got some bad info from our usually reliable paparazzi, Mr. Pink, and, quite frankly, we didn’t stop staring at her bikini body long enough to closely examine the other details. There will be no booze poured in this office for one week as punishment. I know, harsh, but effective. Check out the Jessica Lowndes archive for real life Jessica Lowndes hot photos.
Fantastic to see FHM reaching out to some new celebrity hotties, like sexy 90210er, Jessica Lowndes, who is growing in ogle-worthiness with each and every new photoshoot. She’s soon going to be competing head to head with AnnaLynne McCord for my serious student body attention. Sexy lingerie on a sexy girl, is there anything better? Okay, yeah, sexy lingerie on the floor next to a sexy girl, but, it’s all about the foreplay, right men? Enjoy.
For more on Jessica Lowndes and other FHM hot celebrities head to FHM.com.
I remember being quite frightened of all-things Santa Clause as a child. My fear may have been propelled by our annual Xmas time tradition of letting Uncle Munce, my mom’s defrocked priest step-brother get loaded on Sour Mash and don the Kris Kringle costume prior to taking each child on his lap and tickling them lasciviously with his whiskey-stained fake beard. It was years of therapy before I could even say the word, “Munce’, let alone ever smell a Christmas fruit log without breaking into a cold sweat.
Jessica Lowndes as St. Nick is a totally different Santa animal. This sexy 90210 minx looks ready to melt the polar ice caps in her October filming of a Christmas-time episode for her teeny-bopper TV show. If Jessica Lowndes comes down my chimney this Christmas dressed like this, she’s getting much more than just milk and cookies. Enjoy.
Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com