Jessica Lowndes

Jessica Lowndes Continues Her Red Carpet Cleavage Expertise

By Bill Swift | May 16, 2013 @ 8:45 am

Jessica Lowndes Red Hot Cleavage at the Aston Martin Tailoring Launch in London

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We don't really know what Jessica Lowndes is up to these days, but she sure does make a lot of red carpet appearances and she sure does know how to show off one killer boobtastic at pretty much each whistle stop. Or cat-calling stop. I mean, guys are going to notice when your bazoongas are pressed up under your chin. They're going to imagine those fine sweater kittens pressed up under their own chins.

It's all natural and glorious. As are Jessica's fully inflated pleasure crafts. Well, glorious at least. And now routinely on display. We couldn't be happier for ourselves. Thank you, Jessica. Enjoy.

JESSICA LOWNDES KNOWS HOW TO DAZZLE A CROWD OF OGLERS

Jessica Lowndes Big Bosom at the Sugar Hut in Essex

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Jessica Lowndes Displays Her Pushed Up Mounds at Sports Industry Awards in London

By Bill Swift | May 3, 2013 @ 12:31 pm

Jessica Lowndes Shows Some Cleavage at BT Sports Industry Awards in London

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I'm not exactly sure what the BT Sports Industry Award are, but they had the good sense to invite hottie 90210 actress Jessica Lowndes and ask her to wear a little something showy. So, she arrived as requested. And quite the spectacular cleavetastic show it was.

I'm guessing having her boobtastic pushed up so high wasn't excessively comfortable for Jessica, so we say thanks in advance for a public exhibition of such fleshy goodness. It made the tried and often tired process of the red carpet all that much more worthwhile. Ta-ta's really do make everything better. Enjoy.

JESSICA LOWNDES SWEATY CAMEL TOE MADE OUR DAY AND A HALF

Jessica Lowndes Sweaty After Yoga and Flashing Some Toe

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AnnaLynne McCord and Jessica Lowndes Bare Sexy Navels for 90210 Glory

By Bill Swift | December 18, 2012 @ 8:52 am

AnnaLynne McCord Bares Midriff in a Bikini Top on the Set of 90210

Jessica Lowndes Bares Midriff on the Set of 90210

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AnnaLynne Lip Slip

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We still remain convinced that the entire raison d' etre for the television show 90210 is to set up beach or bedroom scenes where the actresses on the show can bare their hot bodies in various still TV-friendly states of exhibition. And, quite frankly, we couldn't be happier. All craptastic television can be redeemed by the presence of hot women. In fact, anything in life can be made awesome with hot women. It really is all so simple.

In the latest and greatest round of on-set antics, the skinny but delicious AnnaLynne McCord and the hot bodied Jessica Lowndes dated to bare midriff and flash some delightful skin for the benefit of a storyline that we will never follow, but those body lines, oh, just ever so perfect. Enjoy.

AnnaLynne McCord, Jessica Lowndes, and Jessica Stroup Sextastic Swimsuit Scenes for 90210

By Bill Swift | July 25, 2012 @ 9:47 am

Annalynne McCord, Jessica Stroup and Jessica Lowndes Films '90210'

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When the girls of 90210 get into little swimsuits to film on the beach, then you kind of get the reason for being for the show in the first place.

Surely, a rebooted version of a TV show of actors well into their 20's pretending to be high school students, all the while looking like glamorous model adults, well, not much behind that. But AnnaLynne McCord, Jessica Lowndes, and Jessica Stroup with reasons for flashing hot bodies and skin as part of some very important plot lines. Suddenly, it all makes perfect sense. Cue the 90210 music. And, enjoy.

THE PRODUCERS OF 90210 KNOW JUST HOW TO DRESS ANNALYNNE MCCORD

AnnaLynne McCord Reveals Ultra Cleavage on the Set of 90210

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READER FINDS: Kat Dennings Cleavetastic, Diora Baird Topless (Twice!), Olga Kurylenko Nekkid, and Much Much More…

By Bill Swift | May 11, 2012 @ 8:44 am

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Kat Dennings Outtakes in Williams + Hirakawa Phootshoot

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Here we go again with our very favorite communal moment of the week and this one is a doozy. The time when every Egotastic! boy and girl brings their personal marshmallows to the campfire for some scary stories, a stiff glass of cocoa, and the melting of the sextastic smores we like to call Reader Finds.

This week's blessed bounty of booty and the boobtastic include Kat Dennings flashing her cleavage to a naughty bear, Diora Baird topless today and of yesteryear, Olga Kurylenko of Bond movie fame quite nekkid, Christina Ricci nipple pokes, Lucy Pinder playing topless Supergirl, Kari Byron still chesty awesome in new Mythbusters show caps, Entourage actress Janet Montgomery topless on TV, Michelle Hunziker flashing her nips, Aussie actress Rhiannon Fish bikini bosomy amazing, Katherine Heigl classic cleavage, Jessica Lowndes panties peek upskirt, Jessica Szohr nude body painted, and model Sara Ziff topless. It's all good.

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Jessica Lowndes Brings Her Round Mounds Out for Show at the Sugar Hut

By Bill Swift | May 7, 2012 @ 8:00 am

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It's not often we reference 90210 other than for our be-lusted AnnaLynne McCord, but, today, other silly high school reboot dramedy star Jessica Lowndes made waves in the Old Country over the weekend with her big puppies pressed up into a ogle-thee-well position outside the Sugar Hut in Essex, where the girls do like to flaunt their wares.

The Cannuckian actress gave the old heave to her ho's and the results were a bit of globular goodness that was very hard to deny the urge to start setting up the volleyball nets. Round mounds of astound. Enjoy.

JESSICA LOWNDES IS NOT AVERSE TO USING CHEST PUPPIES FOR ATTENTION

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Jessica Lowndes Flashes Some ‘Ship of the Desert’ After Sweaty Yoga Workout

By Bill Swift | December 28, 2011 @ 12:22 pm

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AnnaLynne McCord Nipslips

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Oh, lycra stretchpants, how you give and give.

90210 TV starlet Jessica Lowndes joined the rest of the celebrity hottie community in Miami this week, the sextastic brunette taking some time out of holiday celebration to hit the Bikram yoga studio where they crank the temperatures up to one bazillion degrees so that the entire facility turns into one foot and body order hotbox. On the upside, there is the blood racing sweat. Which did lead Jessica Lowndes to embark looking all kinds of hot and bothered and what appears to be slightly swollen in her nether regions, flashing what appears to be the toe o' the camel sneaking out from beneath her stretchpants seam.

We'd probably need CSI Miami to get us the real skinny, or, puffy, as it were. Enjoy.