I’m not really sure what the Young Hollywood Awards are about, only that it seemed like most of the guests were not all that terribly young. Okay, in their 20′s mostly, but considering the categories were kiddy stuff such as Best Onscreen Kiss and Favorite Bromance, I’m thinking it was geared toward a much younger audience. But, stupid silly award shows aside, the hotties showed up to walk the red carpet. Young Hollywood past and present such as Vanessa Hudgens who looks better than ever before if I might say, Audrina Patridge who I understand is newly single and ever bikini hot, Bella Thorne, the darling ingenue of Hollywood, Jessica Lowndes, underrated body faptastic, and several more.
When you have an awards show at the end of July, you’re not expecting super amounts of attention. Which is perhaps why we didn’t get as much leg and skin as we get at the bigger shows. Still, I’m never looking a gift horse in the mouth, especially one with pretty pucker like Vanessa Hudgens. Enjoy.
I’m not exactly sure who Casamigos Tequila is (but, please, send us free samples), but they managed to throw the single biggest celebrity Halloween Party over the weekend. It seemed like all of Hollywood was there, even A-Listers in highly worked out costumes. None of which matter that much to me, not nearly as much as what the hotties would look like dressed up for the biggest exhibitionist holiday of the year.
And, indeed, there was much talent on display. Including heavily belusted Kelly Brook, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Jessica Lowndes, all showing off a little booty and boobtastic in the spirt of the pagan ritual. Far more treat than trick, which makes my personal Jack O’Lantern grin with a lascivious smile. Enjoy.
P.S. The day before the party, V.S. MILFtastic Alessandra Ambrosio hit her daughter’s school dressed as a naughty little devil in Daisy Dukes. I won’t soil the sanctity of the elementary school Halloween Party by telling you exactly what I’d like to do with sextastic Satan, but suffice it to say, it would send me straight to Hell.
We don’t really know what Jessica Lowndes is up to these days, but she sure does make a lot of red carpet appearances and she sure does know how to show off one killer boobtastic at pretty much each whistle stop. Or cat-calling stop. I mean, guys are going to notice when your bazoongas are pressed up under your chin. They’re going to imagine those fine sweater kittens pressed up under their own chins.
It’s all natural and glorious. As are Jessica’s fully inflated pleasure crafts. Well, glorious at least. And now routinely on display. We couldn’t be happier for ourselves. Thank you, Jessica. Enjoy.
I’m not exactly sure what the BT Sports Industry Award are, but they had the good sense to invite hottie 90210 actress Jessica Lowndes and ask her to wear a little something showy. So, she arrived as requested. And quite the spectacular cleavetastic show it was.
I’m guessing having her boobtastic pushed up so high wasn’t excessively comfortable for Jessica, so we say thanks in advance for a public exhibition of such fleshy goodness. It made the tried and often tired process of the red carpet all that much more worthwhile. Ta-ta’s really do make everything better. Enjoy.
We still remain convinced that the entire raison d’ etre for the television show 90210 is to set up beach or bedroom scenes where the actresses on the show can bare their hot bodies in various still TV-friendly states of exhibition. And, quite frankly, we couldn’t be happier. All craptastic television can be redeemed by the presence of hot women. In fact, anything in life can be made awesome with hot women. It really is all so simple.
In the latest and greatest round of on-set antics, the skinny but delicious AnnaLynne McCord and the hot bodied Jessica Lowndes dated to bare midriff and flash some delightful skin for the benefit of a storyline that we will never follow, but those body lines, oh, just ever so perfect. Enjoy.
When the girls of 90210 get into little swimsuits to film on the beach, then you kind of get the reason for being for the show in the first place.
Surely, a rebooted version of a TV show of actors well into their 20′s pretending to be high school students, all the while looking like glamorous model adults, well, not much behind that. But AnnaLynne McCord, Jessica Lowndes, and Jessica Stroup with reasons for flashing hot bodies and skin as part of some very important plot lines. Suddenly, it all makes perfect sense. Cue the 90210 music. And, enjoy.