Here we go again with our very favorite communal moment of the week and this one is a doozy. The time when every Egotastic! boy and girl brings their personal marshmallows to the campfire for some scary stories, a stiff glass of cocoa, and the melting of the sextastic smores we like to call Reader Finds.
This week’s blessed bounty of booty and the boobtastic include Kat Dennings flashing her cleavage to a naughty bear, Diora Baird topless today and of yesteryear, Olga Kurylenko of Bond movie fame quite nekkid, Christina Ricci nipple pokes, Lucy Pinder playing topless Supergirl, Kari Byron still chesty awesome in new Mythbusters show caps, Entourage actress Janet Montgomery topless on TV, Michelle Hunziker flashing her nips, Aussie actress Rhiannon Fish bikini bosomy amazing, Katherine Heigl classic cleavage, Jessica Lowndes panties peek upskirt, Jessica Szohr nude body painted, and model Sara Ziff topless. It’s all good.
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It’s not often we reference 90210 other than for our be-lusted AnnaLynne McCord, but, today, other silly high school reboot dramedy star Jessica Lowndes made waves in the Old Country over the weekend with her big puppies pressed up into a ogle-thee-well position outside the Sugar Hut in Essex, where the girls do like to flaunt their wares.
The Cannuckian actress gave the old heave to her ho’s and the results were a bit of globular goodness that was very hard to deny the urge to start setting up the volleyball nets. Round mounds of astound. Enjoy.
Oh, lycra stretchpants, how you give and give.
90210 TV starlet Jessica Lowndes joined the rest of the celebrity hottie community in Miami this week, the sextastic brunette taking some time out of holiday celebration to hit the Bikram yoga studio where they crank the temperatures up to one bazillion degrees so that the entire facility turns into one foot and body order hotbox. On the upside, there is the blood racing sweat. Which did lead Jessica Lowndes to embark looking all kinds of hot and bothered and what appears to be slightly swollen in her nether regions, flashing what appears to be the toe o’ the camel sneaking out from beneath her stretchpants seam.
We’d probably need CSI Miami to get us the real skinny, or, puffy, as it were. Enjoy.
The NFL has the college ranks. MLB, the minor leagues. And sexy celebrities’ Hottieville has the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Party, the magazine’s annual event to honor the future ogle-worthy candidates of Tinsel Town Tomorrow, featuring the younger celebs just breaking it on a show or two or three today, guaranteed (not quite) to be on your futures sextastic list come age of legal tender and such.
Though not technically a teen any longer, Sarah Hyland wins my prize (and my lower heart lust strings) for hottie of the evening, a veritable red carpet of coming of age genetic superiors that included Christa Allen, Claire Holt, Hailee Steinfeld, Jessica Lowndes, Megan Park, Rachel Fox, and Stella Hudgens (Vanessa’s younger sister). Remember these names if you do not know them yet; you will be seeing much of all of them in the coming years I highly suspect. Enjoy.
Is Rihanna about to be a MILF? (TheSuperficial)
Olivia Munn becoming a stripper? (HuffPo)
Jessica Lowndes drops some sweet cleavage. (Popoholic)
Superhero movies keep getting lamer. (CollegeHumor)
Kylie Minogue is ripping off Pippa Middleton. (TheFABlife)
Don’t do it, Jessica Simpson! (GossipCop)
Wait, JoJo sings? (GossipOnThis)
Are you down with the Lowndes?
While Jessica Lowndes was partying in London with the FHM, it looks like she took time out of her busy day to put together one hella sexy pictorial for the magazine, flashing her 90210 assets like a real pro. It’s just something about her eyes that draws you in for a user experience that makes you all tingly and feeling like you need a special alone time nap. Of course, once you get past the eyes, there are so many other treats to visually devour, it’s an all over, out-of-booty experience not to be missed. Jessica Lowndes is quickly climbing my charts of happiness. Enjoy.
(See more of Jessica Lowndes and other cover girls at FHM.com.)
I’d like to give a general shoutout to sexy celebrities who wear extremely low cut tops and lean forward into paparazzi cameras. Ladies, you make this world a much more beautiful place in which to reside. Bless you.
Such was the case last night with Jessica Lowndes of 90210 budding fame as she made her way into FHM’s party surrounding their Top 100 list launch, with her hush puppies almost taking a taste of complete freedom in her littlest of little red numbers. Jessica Lowndes herself came in #79 on FHM’s list, which I still have no idea how it’s compiled, but she ought to jump up a good twenty or thirty spots just for her party funbags. Enjoy.