Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel Blessedly Booty-Ful Walking Dogs in Stretch Pants

By Bill Swift | June 11, 2013 @ 11:38 am

Jessica Biel Tight Booty in Leggings While Walking Her Dogs in NYC

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Oh, thank you, once more, inventor of stretch pants. Both the man or woman who scientifically composited such a sheer material. And the people behind the female fashion industry who blessedly transformed these thin booty-hugging leggings into an acceptable form of dress for women out in public. Granted, there are the occasional blips in this strategy. Yes, I said blips, not blimps. But, when Jessica Biel comes along in a butt-shape baring dog walk, all is forgiven and stretch pants once again regain their exalted rank.

We haven't seen much of Jessica Biel since the wedding to Justin Timberlake. He seems to be traveling the globe. She seems to be home alone with the dogs. Lonely. Wanting. Needy. Ahem. Enjoy.

WHEN JESSICA BIEL CAME OUT OF THE WATER WET, WE WENT TO 7TH HEAVEN

Jessica Biel Shows Off Her Body on the Beach of Puerto Rico

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Olivia Wilde, Laura Prepon, and Jessica Biel All Topless In This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | December 7, 2012 @ 12:21 pm

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While we have been inundated with screeners for movie award season for the 'Oscar caliber' films, let us not forget that our first cinematic love was the moment we first saw lovely bare lady humps on the big screen, a magical visual-to-brain moment that has led us down our current professional path. And there have been some doozies of late and recent, three of which outstanding moments our friends at Mr. Skin have compiled for their weekly sixty-second flesh-on-film roundup.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes Olivia Wilde topless for the first time in almost forever in the theatrical debut of Deadfall, Laura Prepon topless in the DVD release of Lay the Favorite, and the current Mrs. Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel flashback to waxy topless hotness in Powder Blue. Enjoy.

(And do not forget your Mr. Skin discounted annual membership. It's the best gift you can give yourself this holiday.if you happen to dig super hot celebrities all kinds of nekkid onscreen.)

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Jessica Biel Flashes Some Cleavage at ‘Playing for Keeps’ Premiere

By Bill Swift | December 6, 2012 @ 8:26 am

Jessica Biel Shows Skin at 'Playing For Keeps' NYC Premiere

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Now we're finally talking. It ain't all that much, but given how Jessica Biel has been covering up in burqas since her eventually ill-fated celebrity marriage to Justin Timberlake, well, last night's cleavy skin revealing dress on the red carpet for the Playing for Keeps premiere, well, we can play a little with this.

Jessica Biel remains one of the top of the charts women in Hottieville, though she tries to hide it these days behind her veil of mature, grown women, she remains a sweet piece of candy best suited for popcorn flicks that involve little clothing. Hey, sometimes we like to pretend that we're educated and refined ourselves, it's a fun game that lasts until we see the empty Red Stripe bottles on the floor about our torn up mid-tops. For Jessica Biel, anything skin-revealing is a pleasant pleasant day. Enjoy.

JESSICA HAS A WICKED FINE BODY THAT DEMANDS ATTENTION!

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Jessica Biel Sideboob Is the Best Thing to Happen Since She Got Married

By Bill Swift | November 21, 2012 @ 8:25 am

Jessica Biel Flashes Sideboob at 'Hitchcock' Premiere in Beverly Hills

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While Justin Timberlake may be benefitting from regular boot knockings from his new bride, Jessica Biel (albeit, a survey of my married friends shows that there is a 100% likelihood of a decrease in that department moving forward), we have been suffering as Jessica has put her delicious body into hiding of late, perhaps harkening back to olden days when a taken woman became fully clothed and cut off any sextastic views in public, lest she create lust in other men's hearts.

Well, here's the deal, all we have in our hearts is lust, so we were damn glad to see Jessica at the Hitchcock film premiere in Beverly Hills finally showing a bit of sideboob, some sweet skin, for the benefit of those of us who have been passion-tracking Jessica since before it was even polite to talk about in public. We'll take it. We miss you, Jessica. Mrs. or Ms., does not matter to us. Enjoy.

AT ONE TIME, JESSICA BIEL WAS THE HOTTEST OGLING TICKET IN HOLLYWOOD

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I Did It All for the Whooty! We Celebrate Pale Celebrities With Bodacious Booties

By Bill Swift | November 21, 2012 @ 12:12 am

Jessica Biel in the Hottest Girls with the Big Whooty

Lady Gaga in the Hottest Girls with the Big Whooty

Coco Austin in the Hottest Girls with the Big Whooty

Sophie Turner in the Hottest Girls with the Big Whooty

Kim Kardashian in the Hottest Girls with the Big Whooty

Kelly Brook in the Hottest Girls with the Big Whooty

Jennifer Lawrence in the Hottest Girls with the Big Whooty

Christina Hendricks in the Hottest Girls with the Big Whooty

Aubrey O'Day in the Hottest Girls with the Big Whooty

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Our video game editor Aaron doesn't think there's such a thing as Whooty -- White Booty -- or that there is an actual subculture of readers with this particular fetish. Meh, he's probably right. But given this is a time of gratitude, we're going to celebrate here on Egotastic! those few and far between women of limited color whose bottoms often make us turn red in the face.

Here's 10 of our bigger-get badonkadonks. It's Whooty Time!

Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale Total Hotness at Total Recall Premiere in L.A.

By Bill Swift | August 2, 2012 @ 9:06 am

Kate Beckinsale Looks Stunning at 'Total Recall' Premiere in Hollywood

Jessica Biel Shines in Pink at 'Total Recall' Premiere in Hollywood

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Honestly, there's a certain threshold of female sextastic in a film where I don't care what people think about the movie, I'm going to see it. Total Recall might be an awesome film, it might be a disappointment (won't know until tomorrow), but I know I'm going to watch it, because if nothing else, the pairing of supremely good looking Jessica Biel and MILFtastic Kate Beckinsale in the same cinematic venture, let alone kickboxing the shizz out of each other in the same scene, that trumps all.

At last night's premiere in L.A, both of these supremely hot women, the bread in the very naughty and baby-ol covered fantasy Egotastic! sandwich I've been dreaming of for years, dropped some red carpet heat outside of Grauman's Chinese Theater and caused at least 10,000 sci-fi fanboys to simultaneously fap themselves into erasing memories of who they really are. Which isn't a bad thing for most fanboys. Enjoy.

OH, JESSICA

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OH, KATE

Kate Beckinsale on the Set of Total Recall

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Olivia Munn, Emily Blunt, and Jessica Biel Bring Heat to the Nerdfest Known as Comic-Con

By Bill Swift | July 16, 2012 @ 12:42 pm

Jaime Pressly Wear a Deep V Neck Shirt to 2012 Comic-Con

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Oh, the nerds, they did play this weekend in San Diego, a giant condensation of geekitutde so heavy that if an asteroid had hit and destroyed the convention center this weekend, sales of short sleeve dress shirts and pocket protectors would have dropped worldwide by 90% overnight.

But, with the nerds came Hollywood, and with Hollywood, the hotties pimping their film and TV and web projects to the four-eyed masses, including the likes of Olivia Munn, Emily Blunt, Jessica Biel, and other fine fair gendered specimens of hotness who had to shower at least thrice to remove the combo smell of Aqua Velva and Red Vines from their hair after a weekend of pawing at the hands of the nerd community. Check them all out, and, enjoy.