Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez Honored by GLAAD, But Other Boobtastics Steal the Show at Gala

Someday, I ought to be receiving my own GLAAD Media Award for my rather specific and repeated endorsement of hot lesbionic action on film and at bus tops and in Sapphic celebrity pool houses. But this year, Jennifer Lopez won the top award which meant she showed up to the big award show gala decked out to impress. And she did. But she wasn’t the only lady that caught my eye on the red carpet as Greek Goddess Maria Menounous also showed up looking mighty fine, and Argentinean actress Sandra Vidal and Australian transplant Caitlin Stasey decided to bring out the serious cleave for the event as well.

So while I am obviously disappointed that my scissor kissing endorsements didn’t win me a trophy, I can’t help but feel a little glad myself at the sextastic sights on the red carpet for the inclusive organizations honorarium evening. And that concludes the worst pun ever. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez Hot Pink MILFtastic Goodness on the Set of American Idol

I guess American Idol will just continue to go on and on until there’s just one person watching it, which is fine by me so long as Jennifer Lopez and her sweet MILFy body in hot pink shows up to the set regularly for us to view. I could care less which crying teenager becomes the new Idol nobody pays attention to two months on, but I care deeply for the enduring booty goodness of Jennifer and her still quite toned dancer body. Jenny seems like she might be a bit much in the girlfriend department, so I’ve shortlisted her on my FWB go-to list that I go-to when I really want to imagine crazy hot stuff that is likely never to happen.

There is something about these ladies in their 40′s getting busy with young boy toys that just seems to make them shine. I’m sure some vaunted scientific institution will eventually do research on this subject more in-depth, but, for now, let’s call it the Happy Vajayjay Syndrome. It’s looking might fine on J-Lo. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez Pink Top and Tight Pink Jeans Are Kind of Pink Killing Me

I’m not sure Jennifer Lopez will ever get old. Maybe it’s all the boy toy making of the sexy she’s having, or just the fact that dancers stay in wonderful shape for just about forever, but Jenny from the Block is still making me tingle all these years later when she slips into something bright and form fitting.

Jennifer was doing something I couldn’t care less about for American Idol in West Hollywood, but she did so in a bright outfit that had everybody checking out her booty in jeans once more. And still a mighty fine thumper indeed, Jenny. I don’t know what to say about a wealthy hottie 44-year old single woman except, please, make me your next toy. I’ll hang your pink jeans just like you like. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez Butt Cheeks Captured Pimping Big Time on a Yacht

I guess the World Cup promos aren’t quite done yet with Jennifer Lopez and her amazing mommy asstastic. They took the sultry diva out onto the big blue aboard a yacht, but not so far that our telescopic lenses paparazzi friends couldn’t focus in on the mighty buttockal cheeks of the backside Hall of Famer.

Not many moms in their 40′s could get away with strapping on the form fitting uni that Jennifer was sporting for her shake and bake video shoot. Not just get away with, but excel really. She truly is a wonder if  the visual sciences. I’d love to get a much closer look, to study her secrets, and, obviously, plant lots of little tiny kisses. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez Booty Shorts and Maybe Slipping a Little Lip in the Name of World Cup Glory

If you’re going to be pimping the World Cup, Jennifer Lopez seems like the right person to do so. She’s about as widely acclaimed in the Western Hemisphere as is the sport of soccer itself. I’d take Jennifer over the foot-only game any day, but I get that people can delight in both spectacles.

Jennifer was in Florida filming a promo commercial for World Cup Brazil in a tight and revealing pair of short shorts that no only showed off her still veteran asstastic cheeks, but seemed to reveal a bit of her Lopez lady nest when she crouched a bit un-ladylike for a sweet crotch look-at-me-now shot for the cameras. Hard to say for sure, but me thinks I spy a bit of a lip slip. Frontside, backside, Jennifer had it going on en fuego style. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez Smoking Hot at Fox Party for American Idol

Jennifer Lopez looked pretty damn amazing at the Fox event promoting American Idol, which is hard to believe is still on the air, but it is, and that means more of Jennifer decked out and showing off her veteran skills.

The 44-year old singer, dancer, and all around Latina hottie shows zero signs of slowing down, and with Idol just beginning, we can count on four months of some pretty hot looks from Jennifer, maybe even another silly song debut where she will roll around on the floor in a revealing outfit and lip-synch something pretty horrible. I care not. I just want to see Jennifer rolling around on the floor like a sweaty hot mom with an amazing derriere. Give it to me, Idol. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez Turns 44, We Turn To Her Booty for Birthday Smiles

It’s simply amazing how amazing Jennifer Lopez looks at 44 today. I attribute it to great genes and that dancer body. I say that as a man who got substandard genes and a circus clown body. All that booty shaking really does keep the booty in shape.

We’ve poked a little fun at Jennifer for rebounding from her marriage by doinking her 20-something backup dancer and then buying him a truck, and a few other mid-life crisis type events, but at the end of the day, when I find that leprechaun at the end of the rainbow and he grants me the dream of ten minutes of sweet sexy time with any 44-year old woman on this planet. I’m going for J-Lo. Happy Birthday, Jenny