Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez Shows Off Her Curves in LA

Jennifer Lopez was on fire in a sultry red dress in LA yesterday. Jenny was on her way to her day job as host of American Idol. In the history of hotness it’s hard to argue that J-Lo has some of the most spectacular curves ever. Her hips were genetically engineered for maximum hotness. You can just tell by the way she shakes them when she’s dancing that she knows how to use them in other ways too. Jenny’s booty is, of course, legendary. They are like two perfect caramel colored mounds of perfection. Curves like that come from a diet high in arroz y frijoles and working out quite a bit. The working out is key because if you just do the Latin food part of the diet you end up looking like my aunts and no one wants that.

Jen has been looking really good lately. Maybe she’s done something to her hair or maybe she’s just wearing tighter clothes again. Whatever it is, I approve.

Jennifer Lopez Good as Gold and Hot as MILF Getting Ready to Film Idol

Jennifer Lopez knows how to make an entrance. Her weekly arrivals for the live tapings of American Idol shows where they do something that I don’t watch or know about but I’m told it was awesome about ten years ago is more than impressive. Jennifer is headed into her job, but she also knows there are a million and one cameras going to hit her the minute she exits her limo, so she makes it all count in the only way she knows how, looking damn amazing and MILFtastic in one kind of form fitting dress or another.

Jennifer chose gold last evening, the symbol of wealth and power and lust inducement if you happen to have a 40-something still emoting booty like J-Lo does. I can’t say much for the musical talent that comes out of American Idol, but I can tell you that Jennifer Lopez is always the winner in my book. And I’m not just saying that so she’ll let me caress her derriere the next time we meet. Although, if that happens, it happens and I will be taking selfies. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez Honored by GLAAD, But Other Boobtastics Steal the Show at Gala

Someday, I ought to be receiving my own GLAAD Media Award for my rather specific and repeated endorsement of hot lesbionic action on film and at bus tops and in Sapphic celebrity pool houses. But this year, Jennifer Lopez won the top award which meant she showed up to the big award show gala decked out to impress. And she did. But she wasn’t the only lady that caught my eye on the red carpet as Greek Goddess Maria Menounous also showed up looking mighty fine, and Argentinean actress Sandra Vidal and Australian transplant Caitlin Stasey decided to bring out the serious cleave for the event as well.

So while I am obviously disappointed that my scissor kissing endorsements didn’t win me a trophy, I can’t help but feel a little glad myself at the sextastic sights on the red carpet for the inclusive organizations honorarium evening. And that concludes the worst pun ever. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez Hot Pink MILFtastic Goodness on the Set of American Idol

I guess American Idol will just continue to go on and on until there’s just one person watching it, which is fine by me so long as Jennifer Lopez and her sweet MILFy body in hot pink shows up to the set regularly for us to view. I could care less which crying teenager becomes the new Idol nobody pays attention to two months on, but I care deeply for the enduring booty goodness of Jennifer and her still quite toned dancer body. Jenny seems like she might be a bit much in the girlfriend department, so I’ve shortlisted her on my FWB go-to list that I go-to when I really want to imagine crazy hot stuff that is likely never to happen.

There is something about these ladies in their 40′s getting busy with young boy toys that just seems to make them shine. I’m sure some vaunted scientific institution will eventually do research on this subject more in-depth, but, for now, let’s call it the Happy Vajayjay Syndrome. It’s looking might fine on J-Lo. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez Pink Top and Tight Pink Jeans Are Kind of Pink Killing Me

I’m not sure Jennifer Lopez will ever get old. Maybe it’s all the boy toy making of the sexy she’s having, or just the fact that dancers stay in wonderful shape for just about forever, but Jenny from the Block is still making me tingle all these years later when she slips into something bright and form fitting.

Jennifer was doing something I couldn’t care less about for American Idol in West Hollywood, but she did so in a bright outfit that had everybody checking out her booty in jeans once more. And still a mighty fine thumper indeed, Jenny. I don’t know what to say about a wealthy hottie 44-year old single woman except, please, make me your next toy. I’ll hang your pink jeans just like you like. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez Butt Cheeks Captured Pimping Big Time on a Yacht

I guess the World Cup promos aren’t quite done yet with Jennifer Lopez and her amazing mommy asstastic. They took the sultry diva out onto the big blue aboard a yacht, but not so far that our telescopic lenses paparazzi friends couldn’t focus in on the mighty buttockal cheeks of the backside Hall of Famer.

Not many moms in their 40′s could get away with strapping on the form fitting uni that Jennifer was sporting for her shake and bake video shoot. Not just get away with, but excel really. She truly is a wonder if  the visual sciences. I’d love to get a much closer look, to study her secrets, and, obviously, plant lots of little tiny kisses. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez Booty Shorts and Maybe Slipping a Little Lip in the Name of World Cup Glory

If you’re going to be pimping the World Cup, Jennifer Lopez seems like the right person to do so. She’s about as widely acclaimed in the Western Hemisphere as is the sport of soccer itself. I’d take Jennifer over the foot-only game any day, but I get that people can delight in both spectacles.

Jennifer was in Florida filming a promo commercial for World Cup Brazil in a tight and revealing pair of short shorts that no only showed off her still veteran asstastic cheeks, but seemed to reveal a bit of her Lopez lady nest when she crouched a bit un-ladylike for a sweet crotch look-at-me-now shot for the cameras. Hard to say for sure, but me thinks I spy a bit of a lip slip. Frontside, backside, Jennifer had it going on en fuego style. Enjoy.