If you’re like me, at some point I’m making the long trek this weekend to my couch. It’s a decent number of feet and even when stepping entirely on the backs of my intern army, it’s still a chore. I need a little something something to inspire my gait. Something like a dozen or so peeks up the skirts of some of Hollywood’s hottest ladies in short skirts, dresses, and otherwise just flashing their undercrackers inadvertently for our ogling eyes.
Take a gander at these sweet blessed upskirt peeks of some extremely alluring leading ladies. You might just find yourself inspired enough to hit the couch as well. Or loo if you require a little extra privacy. Enjoy.
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By way of caveat, it’s hard to tell at this point what if any body double were used in the making of the Jennifer Lopez gets in trouble with the hot young boy next door movie, called The Boy Next Door, just in case you missed it. But there are definitely some slippable moments of nipple goodness from Jennifer Lopez, if that be her, who regardless looks absolutely stellar in this movie which I can relate to, oh, about one-thousand percent.
Just imagine you did live next door to Jennifer Lopez and she was a sextastic teacher in glasses who dressed like she was re-booting Flashdance. Oh, yeah, I’d do some stomach crunches and offer to mow her lawn thrice daily. Yes, Ms. Lopez, I would love some lemonade. It surely is hot out today. Are those your nipples I’m seeing. I could polish those if you like. Glory days! Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Universal Pictures/”The Boy Next Door”
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While the pretty people are patting themselves and hanging out trophies to one another, Mr. Skin is ever scanning the world of film for the really pretty ladies not wearing clothes to give you a highlight of the best of the boobs on top this weekend in his Mr. Skin Minute Video.
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This week’s Mr. Skin Minute features Jennifer Lopez all hot and bothered in her new flick out in theaters, but nude recalled from Money Train now twenty years ago, Shailene Woodley crazy hot and topless in White Bird in a Blizzard now out on Blu-Ray, and Mélanie Thierry topless in Terry Gilliam’s The Zero Theorem also out now on Blu-Ray. There’s some sights to see, oh yes, some special fun time sights. Enjoy.
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Bountiful beauty pouring out from every possible crack and cranny in this week’s blessed Reader Finds. That one moment each week when we put down our differences and pick up our common desires for all things skin-filled and sextastic. Crazy hot women really are the universal language, one of the few we speak here fluently, and that includes my native tongue. The gifts you bestow on us weekly speak to your generosity. Your viewing habits speak to the lust in your hearts. It’s the perfect match.
This week’s Reader Finds includes a look back at Bar Refaeli breakout shots in SI (thank you kindly EgoReader ‘Eric’), thespianic Rebecca Ferguson regally topless (kindly contributed by ‘Stephen’), Annette Chavez flashing her brunette bare talents (lovely lovelies via ‘Deron D.’), prolific actress Astrid-Berges Frisbey showing off her sweet udders (skinematics provided by ‘Ian’), Bo Derek topless nekkid and super talented (that last part, not sure, but hot, yes, thanks ‘David R.’), Candice Swanepoel V.S. modeling like a pro (delivered by ‘Aaron’), Cara Delevingne topless in W Magazine (holy topless brows via ‘Yello’),Isaebel McNally in and out of the bathtub with Marisa Tomei (now that’s a thing, thanks to ‘Bev’), Jennifer Lopez in not one, but two classic see-through to the sweet funbag photoshoots (you’ve outdone yourself, ‘Decon’), Kate Moss quite topless and nekkid in Photo magazine (Kate Moss goodies dropped off by ‘Cory’), Katee Sackhoff topless in Riddick (just outstanding peeks from ‘Douglas’), and last, but not lease, Tawny Kitaen topless in one of her classic film roles (oh, Tawny feelings brought up by ‘Wendell’). It’s a bounty of boobtastic. Consume wisely. I recommend with a nice chianti. Enjoy.
How in the heck does Jennifer Lopez keep getting hotter and hotter and her funbags more and more perfect with age? I’m quite certain she’d have to kill me if she told me, albeit I’d accept the penalty of death if my last meal were verifying the taste of her sweet Latina melons. Yes, I did just say that
Jennifer owned the red carpet at the People Magazine awards last night, an event you probably don’t care too much about because you’re not currently a 40-year old woman in a hair salon. But, as with most of these silly award shows and slaps on the collective Hollywood backs, plenty of fine ladies came out, none finer or more passion inducing than Jennifer. Maybe I’m biased because I dream nightly of Jenny from the Block practicing How Low Can You Go dance moves above my gaping maw, but how can you not love a woman flashing epic fine cleavage at forty-five like Jenny? I’m going to need more towels. Enjoy.
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Oh, Jennifer Lopez. You never cease to satisfy. Jenny from the Block showed off her gorgeous body in this sexy spread in Self Magazine. I’ve been a fan of J-Lo’s booty ever since I was in High School. I remember when I went to see her in Selena in 1995 and thought, “Sweet mother of buttcheeks, what an arse!” I said, my eyes bugging out of my head like a cartoon wolf. J-Lo’s bare mid-riff is extraordinary. For a woman her age to be keeping it that tight is a rare thing. Especially after popping out a couple of kids and being married to the likes of Marc Anthony. What I do know is that any day that a scantily clad pic of J-Lo comes across my desk is a happy one for ‘ol Jack.
Jen is a sexy lady and I’m a professional sexy lady appreciator so I should know. I’m going to go back to bed now and dream about Jen and Iggy Azalea’s thumpers shaking in that Booty video.
Photo Credit: Self Magazine
I don’t know exactly what BodyLab is, but I’m going to guess it’s a not inexpensive formula for women to look like Jennifer Lopez in their 40′s. If only that kind of magical elixir really could be bottled. I’d probably mix some into my Yoohoo and vodkas in the evenings. But, alas, an asstatic and amazingly alluring body like Jennifer’s only can be granted directly from heaven. Though that didn’t stop BodyLab from paying Jennifer to look her darndest pimping their product. And she absolutely looks her darndest.
As Thanksgiving rolls around, it’s always a good time to ponder those things that mean the most to you in your life. Family, friends, well-being, bounty, and booty. In no particular order if it’s my list. J-Lo’s mighty Latina thumper, oh, that definitely blossoms forth from the cornucopia of my dreams. Enjoy.