Jennifer Lopez

Hotties Of The MTV Movie Awards: Hailee Steinfield See Through, Emily Ratajkowski Boobtastic, And Major Jennifer Lopez Cleavage

You know the MTV Movie Awards might just be the most inane movie awards of the year in Hollywood. That’s saying something. But being MTV and tradition and Viacom and all that, the big league hotties still come out to play on the red carpet for the silly bit of pretend cinema accolades. Girls such as Hailee Steinfeld all grown up now and flashing sextastic, Emily Ratajkowski exhibiting a case of the cleavetastic, and Jennifer Lopez, the godmother of red carpet hotness, flashing deep cleavage and a hem line that would’ve got her arrested a few decades ago. As it is, these girls and more were visually arresting much of the lower half of my body during the arrivals.

Tinsel Town is the ultimate oxymoron in entertainment. So much of it is horrid, but so much of it is filled with the world’s most beautiful women. That might be a conflict for many people, but the Egotastic! man knows how to ignore the craptastic in favor of the sextastic. The MTV Movie Awards were loaded with hotties. Put on the blinders and enjoy.

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Jennifer Lopez Bootyful Curves In Skin Tight Formal Wear

Jennifer Lopez gets invited to a lot of fancy parties. It helps to have a closet full of booty hugging dresses that compliment the hind side of the Forties and Faptastic pop diva and American Idol host and the ten other things she does that make big money and bare her hot mom body to the world.

I’m not even sure where the curvaceous wonder was headed in this tight little black asstastic number but I bet it was somewhere serving champagne. Bubbly and booty are a forever combination, though if I had to forgo one, I could easily give up the Korbel. Jennifer Lopez isn’t getting older, she’s just getting more alluring. What she does during dress up hour is mighty impressive. If only I could stick around for dress down hour. Maybe just five minutes. I pride myself on my pure speed. Enjoy.

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J-Lo Is A Vision In Leather And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Jennifer Lopez At The American Idol Studio

Jennifer Lopez wears a cleavtacular leather dress and it is amazeballs. (Huffington Post)

Speaking of cleav, let’s all celebrate National Cleavage Day 2015 with pics of big boobies. (COED)

Abigail Ratchford‘s hooters so large that it’s mind boggling. (TMZ)

On Rihanna’s new album cover she forgets to wear a shirt. (Dlisted)

The Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders show off their team logo bikinis. (Busted Coverage)

Hot girls taking scantily clad selfies in the mirror is what makes life worth living. (The Chive)

Chrystal Heffner has got some big ‘ol funbags. Big surprise. (The Superficial)

Jennifer Lopez Hot And Fiery In Skin Tight Red Dress

There are a couple of things I’ve always respected about Jennifer Lopez. The first one is that she always wears super tight clothes. Take for example this sexy red number she wore to Jimmy Kimmel Live. The dress is so tight that it really shows off those legendary curves and that booty that has inspired so many. The second thing I’ve always liked about J-Lo is that her funbags are always clearly on display. I’ve been an avid admirer of her hot Latin chi chis since back in the day when she was a Fly Girl on In Living Color. Yes, that dates me a bit but it is a testament to Jenny’s hotness that all these years later we are still talking about what a knockout she is. Some things will never go out of style and Jennifer’s booty and boobage are two of them.

I’m going to have to watch her segment on Kimmel to see how she managed to sit in this dress and whether we get a peek at some up the thigh action.

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Thank God It’s Upskirts! Naomi Watts, Ariana Grande, and Jennifer Lopez Panties Peeks for the Weekend Getaway

If you’re like me, at some point I’m making the long trek this weekend to my couch. It’s a decent number of feet and even when stepping entirely on the backs of my intern army, it’s still a chore. I need a little something something to inspire my gait. Something like a dozen or so peeks up the skirts of some of Hollywood’s hottest ladies in short skirts, dresses, and otherwise just flashing their undercrackers inadvertently for our ogling eyes.

Take a gander at these sweet blessed upskirt peeks of some extremely alluring leading ladies. You might just find yourself inspired enough to hit the couch as well. Or loo if you require a little extra privacy. Enjoy.

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Jennifer Lopez Topless Peeks at Nipple Goodness in ‘The Boy Next Door’

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By way of caveat, it’s hard to tell at this point what if any body double were used in the making of the Jennifer Lopez gets in trouble with the hot young boy next door movie, called The Boy Next Door, just in case you missed it. But there are definitely some slippable moments of nipple goodness from Jennifer Lopez, if that be her, who regardless looks absolutely stellar in this movie which I can relate to, oh, about one-thousand percent.

Just imagine you did live next door to Jennifer Lopez and she was a sextastic teacher in glasses who dressed like she was re-booting Flashdance. Oh, yeah, I’d do some stomach crunches and offer to mow her lawn thrice daily. Yes, Ms. Lopez, I would love some lemonade. It surely is hot out today. Are those your nipples I’m seeing. I could polish those if you like. Glory days! Enjoy.

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Jennifer Lopez and Shailene Woodley Topless Goodness Highlight the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

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While the pretty people are patting themselves and hanging out trophies to one another, Mr. Skin is ever scanning the world of film for the really pretty ladies not wearing clothes to give you a highlight of the best of the boobs on top this weekend in his Mr. Skin Minute Video.

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This week’s Mr. Skin Minute features Jennifer Lopez all hot and bothered in her new flick out in theaters, but nude recalled from Money Train now twenty years ago, Shailene Woodley crazy hot and topless in White Bird in a Blizzard now out on Blu-Ray, and Mélanie Thierry topless in Terry Gilliam’s The Zero Theorem also out now on Blu-Ray. There’s some sights to see, oh yes, some special fun time sights. Enjoy.

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