Jennifer Lopez and her incredible butt led the bevy of hottness that was the Versace fashion show in Paris, (Yes, it was a bevy if not a plethora of hottness). J-Lo was looking as sexy as usual in a white dress that showed off her awe-inspiring cleavage. Her dress was also slit up the front so you can almost see her no-no spot. But it is, as always, J-Lo’s booty that calls all the attention to itself. Is there a better more perfectly round butt out there? I submit to you that there is not. But Jen wasn’t alone. Nina Dobrev was also on hand to give us stirring feelings in our swimsuit area. She was wearing a short red dress that featured most of her silky long legs. She’s got some pretty spectacular thighs, y’all. Zahia Dehar was there as well and she brought her cleavage to the party. That was nice of her.
But it is Ayem Nour that wins the sexy outfit contest with what amounts to a jacket with no shirt or bra underneath. Her ta-tas are a sight to behold. I appreciate her decision to not wear a shirt and would like to invite her to not do so in the future.
Nobody does it better. Well, no forty-something mom perhaps. It’s that dancer workouts all the live long day. They’re keeping Jennifer Lopez in ogle worthy shape in her Spandex well past many of her peers. It’s a blessing, especially for all of us.
Jennifer was working the stage during sound checks for her iHeart Radio show in Miami over the weekend. Just a casual bit of bare-midriff and booty in stretch pants for warmups. There’s nothing wrong with practice makes perfect. Very bottomside perfect. Jennifer made her name with that thumper, she’s going out strong with those cheeks as well. I’m so proud of her. Enjoy.
Boy, all the big names were flashing something something this weekend in Manhattan. Why not hot MILFy mama Jennifer Lopez in some blessed stretch pants showing off a little toe of the camel that bit her. Or bit me. Or used to bite her dancer boyfriend until recently.
Jennifer is certainly not above some rife and rampant body exhibition, though we’ve not seen her in the wildly popular yoga pants really before. While I must castigate the paparazzi for not taking the time to circle around her plump derriere side, catching J-Lo and hints of her Spandex covered lady nest certainly is a solid day’s work. If Jennifer started wiggling and dancing in those booty hugging pants, I’d probably have some kind of happy seizure. Enjoy.
Jennifer Lopez knows how to open an event. When you see J-Lo and her 40-something hot MILFtastic booty prancing around on stage, you can bet something big is about to happen. Like the World Cup. Or something more anatomically unexpected.
Jennifer has been the signature sports act for many years now. From Super Bowls to American Idol to the World Cup, which eyeballs wise, is the grand daddy of them all. She struts, she preens, she wears her unitards with see-through bits like nobody’s business. You can not contain Jennifer Lopez, you can only hope to be the next backup dancer she chooses to use to satiate her lustful needs. Enjoy.
We all know that Jennifer Lopez is Jenny from the Block in the Bronx. But did you know that she’s never actually performed in the Bronx before? I mean, not since being in kid talent shows and dancing in her living room for the relatives. Yeah, I didn’t know either. But in my defense, I’m mostly infatuated with her curvaceous bottom and spent little time stopping to do the life and background research. There’s only so much time in the day.
Jennifer returned finally to her hometown for a free show at Orchard Beach last night where she pulled all her hot bodied dancer and sort of singer tricks out of her bag. Including lots of her standard hits and a whole lots of legs, booty, and body on display. Hey, if you’re going to announce your homecoming, why not doing it by showing everybody what they’ve really been missing the last twenty years without you. Same reason I wore my authentic Stormtrooper costume to my high school reunion. Enjoy.
Say what you will about Jennifer Lopez as a TV host or singer or public figure or what have you, when it comes right down to it, there are very few 40-something mamas who can bring it like Jennifer still brings it in her music videos and stage performance. Dancers age gracefully. Sextastic sultry Latina dancers with amazing asstastics age even finer. Just look at Jennifer Lopez in these stills from her First Love music video.
I’m feeling some first love of my own if you will. So pure and true and filled with images of slathering honey on big tight cans. That’s the greatest love of all. J-Lo, you are still quite amazing, whatever you’re doing to make it happen, keep doing it, we’ll keep on ogling. Enjoy.
Don’t you tell Jennifer Lopez she’s a 40-something mom now and it’s time to hang up her stirrups, err, booty cheeks. Not a chance, sir. Not when she can still shake her long time moneymakers on stage as she did in Anaheim in a pair of leather shorts and still get her round cheeks well into the action. That’s one MILFtastic asstastic cheeky buttercup right there. That doesn’t belong on a shelf.
Jennifer Lopez and her famous thumper have been dazzling audiences for twenty years now with no real signs of slowing down. You don’t just send those squeezable fruits out to pasture. Not when a million men’s imagination remain very much intrigued. You go, Jenny. I’ll let you know when it’s time to stop. Enjoy.