Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez Pink Top and Tight Pink Jeans Are Kind of Pink Killing Me

I'm not sure Jennifer Lopez will ever get old. Maybe it's all the boy toy making of the sexy she's having, or just the fact that dancers stay in wonderful shape for just about forever, but Jenny from the Block is still making me tingle all these years later when she slips into something bright and form fitting.

Jennifer was doing something I couldn't care less about for American Idol in West Hollywood, but she did so in a bright outfit that had everybody checking out her booty in jeans once more. And still a mighty fine thumper indeed, Jenny. I don't know what to say about a wealthy hottie 44-year old single woman except, please, make me your next toy. I'll hang your pink jeans just like you like. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez Butt Cheeks Captured Pimping Big Time on a Yacht

I guess the World Cup promos aren't quite done yet with Jennifer Lopez and her amazing mommy asstastic. They took the sultry diva out onto the big blue aboard a yacht, but not so far that our telescopic lenses paparazzi friends couldn't focus in on the mighty buttockal cheeks of the backside Hall of Famer.

Not many moms in their 40's could get away with strapping on the form fitting uni that Jennifer was sporting for her shake and bake video shoot. Not just get away with, but excel really. She truly is a wonder if  the visual sciences. I'd love to get a much closer look, to study her secrets, and, obviously, plant lots of little tiny kisses. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez Booty Shorts and Maybe Slipping a Little Lip in the Name of World Cup Glory

If you're going to be pimping the World Cup, Jennifer Lopez seems like the right person to do so. She's about as widely acclaimed in the Western Hemisphere as is the sport of soccer itself. I'd take Jennifer over the foot-only game any day, but I get that people can delight in both spectacles.

Jennifer was in Florida filming a promo commercial for World Cup Brazil in a tight and revealing pair of short shorts that no only showed off her still veteran asstastic cheeks, but seemed to reveal a bit of her Lopez lady nest when she crouched a bit un-ladylike for a sweet crotch look-at-me-now shot for the cameras. Hard to say for sure, but me thinks I spy a bit of a lip slip. Frontside, backside, Jennifer had it going on en fuego style. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez Smoking Hot at Fox Party for American Idol

Jennifer Lopez looked pretty damn amazing at the Fox event promoting American Idol, which is hard to believe is still on the air, but it is, and that means more of Jennifer decked out and showing off her veteran skills.

The 44-year old singer, dancer, and all around Latina hottie shows zero signs of slowing down, and with Idol just beginning, we can count on four months of some pretty hot looks from Jennifer, maybe even another silly song debut where she will roll around on the floor in a revealing outfit and lip-synch something pretty horrible. I care not. I just want to see Jennifer rolling around on the floor like a sweaty hot mom with an amazing derriere. Give it to me, Idol. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez Turns 44, We Turn To Her Booty for Birthday Smiles

It's simply amazing how amazing Jennifer Lopez looks at 44 today. I attribute it to great genes and that dancer body. I say that as a man who got substandard genes and a circus clown body. All that booty shaking really does keep the booty in shape.

We've poked a little fun at Jennifer for rebounding from her marriage by doinking her 20-something backup dancer and then buying him a truck, and a few other mid-life crisis type events, but at the end of the day, when I find that leprechaun at the end of the rainbow and he grants me the dream of ten minutes of sweet sexy time with any 44-year old woman on this planet. I'm going for J-Lo. Happy Birthday, Jenny

Jennifer Lopez Classically Sextastic for W Magazine

Again, a bit of acknowledgment of the work for the boys in post-production on these photos, not to mention some credit for this straightest of super masculine straight males for purchasing W magazine, both for the fabulous wardrobe advice and to see the sights of such veteran hotness as Jennifer Lopez in this highly stylized pictorial.

Say what you will about Jennifer Lopez, but you can not say she isn't holding her own now as a mom in her 40's, still just one incredible looking lady with a dancer's body and that God-gifted booty of hers. If I had an actual bed post, or footboard, or anything resembling more than an Ikea faux wood bed frame, I'd love to see J-Lo wrapped slinkily about it in various little boudoir dresses.

Jenny from the Block still remains one of the stellar veteran sextastics, maybe it's all that backup dancer fun time she's been having of late. But she seems to be shining. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez Still Has a Really Nice Dumper

I think it's worth pointing out when one of our veteran hotties still very much has it going on. And downstairs in the back of her store, yes, Jennifer Lopez is still issuing the hits.

Filming something or other that probably pays her a fortune in New York, Jennifer was in a form fitting skirt, revealing the true talents of the Latina diva and celebrity with a badonkadonk that belongs in the legendary category. It's just so, so, perfect. That is all. Enjoy.