Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez Pokes Through Her Skin Tight ‘American Idol’ Dress

Jennifer Lopez has been going through a lot recently, her divorce papers just came through from husband Marc Anthony, she just bought a Dodge Ram pickup as a token of affection for her 25-year old rebound backup dancer booty call, she's launching approximately seventeen different show and product lines daily, so who's to blame a gal if her nips are on edge during these exciting and trying times.

Walking onto the set of American Idol, Jennifer's headlights were clearly visible through her hot, skin tight orange dress, resulting in her not being the only engorged party on set. Such a sexy MILF. Enjoy.

 

Jennifer Lopez Dresses for Success on Brazilian TV

Ever since she broke it off with her pencil-thin and pencil mustached husband, Jennifer Lopez seems to be having something of a renaissance of hotness. Perhaps it's being banged 24x7 by her backup dancer slash young boy-toy Casper What's His Face, but J-Lo appears to be hitting the rebound circuit like a master of the boards, including her appearance yesterday on a Brazilian TV show she co-produces with her former husband, flashing all kinds of upskirt views beneath the super short dress clinging tightly to her MILFtastic form.

Yes, it turns out, regular sex is very good for you ladies. Men, you'd do it even if it wasn't healthy, so no need to tell you. But, J-Lo, keep up the boot knocking, it's doing wonders for your boot. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez Flashes Skin and World Famous Asstastic for New Music Video Shooting in Acapulco

I'll say this for Jennifer Lopez, I'd still pay somewhere between my entire net worth and ninety-eight dollars (so, eighty-four dollars if we're splitting the difference) for the chance to be the guy who gets to oil her body down before photoshoots. Perhaps that Latina body and boot-tay ain't precisely what it was ten years ago, but this veteran MILF still has me instinctively reaching for the baby oil with dreams of shining and buffing every curve.

Jennifer has been down in Acapulco with her young rebound boyfriend slash boy toy backup dancer filming her new music video for some song or another. Even at 42, Jennifer's still shimmying her way into tight clothes for her visual appearances, which brings us much eyeball merriment. Keep on keeping on, Jenny from the Block. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez Sweaty Hot Boxing for V Magazine Sports Issue

Oh, sure we tease Jennifer Lopez for her former marriage to that skinny dude with the bad stache, and now rebound fling with the backup dancer boy who she gave the keys to her Bentley, not to mention her lady nest, but when push comes to lust, the MILFtastic J-Lo can still deliver the knockout blow.

In the emerging Sports issues from the cutting edge V Magazine, Jenny from the Block cuts some sweaty pugilistic poses that are bound to stir up some confusing boxing fantasies for many a male (and our friendly female on female) admirers. Whether you dig this look on Jennifer or not, one thing is clear, true sextastic can not be kept down on the canvas. Enjoy.

P.S., Yeah, the leather protective crotch belt is freaking me out a bit too.

Did Jennifer Lopez Slip Her Nip on the Oscar Stage Before Billions? (VIDEO)

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I'll say this, the evidence in the Jennifer Lopez nipple slip controversy from tonight's Oscars is not entirely clear, but the investigation process is entirely fun.

These dolled up and decked out multi-million dollar celebrities are all sewn, stitched, and even nipple taped up the wazoo (yes, even up their wazoos), so it's hard to say what's possible tape and shadows, and what are actual wardrobe malfunctions. However, it does look a little like 'Jenny from the Block' slipped a little nip on worldwide television during this evening's 84th Academy Awards.

Check out the photo, check out the clip, you be the slipping judge. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Jennifer Lopez Bikini Hot, Kate Upton See-Through, Berenice Bejo Topless, and Much Much More…

 

It's been a long week here at the headquarters of sexy celebrity, what with three members of our tech team self-immolating themselves when they found out the iPad 3 will still not support flash media. They're a very dramatic bunch. But we can easily look past the visual horror of three crispy nerds in the hallway and look to the visual delights presented by our readers, each and every week in our very favorite segment. A little thing we like to call Reader Finds.

This week's Reader Finds is a bevvy of the beautiful, an insane array of the awesome, and a jambalaya of the just-so-damn-hot. Yep, it's got it all and it's all must see, including Jennifer Lopez in a white hot sexy bikini shoot, Kate Upton in a see-through click, The Artist actress Berenice Bejo topless, Arianny Celeste in an amazing bikini pose-off, Taylor Momsen in a see-through outfit on stage, Helen Flanagan in a deep cleavage sexy bikini, Catrinel Menghia nekkid hot, Czech model Ivana Mrazova topless hot, Nina Agdal covered topless wonderful, ex-Cristiano Ronaldo girlfriend Nereida Gallardo topless on the beach, Ghost Hunter Interational's own Susan Slaughter Utermark flashing her supernatural boobtastic, and Selena Gomez in mas mas upskirt shots. Now, that's a collage!

Jennifer Lopez Brings Veteran MILFtastic Heat to Swimsuit Photoshoot

Jennifer Lopez and her twenty-something backup dancer rebound fling boyfriend were in Miami where J-Lo showed that she still got it going on as she posed in a white swimsuit pimping something or other in a commercial shoot on a hotel balcony, thankfully within range of telescopic lenses.

And while J-Lo these days seems to be tiring of her post-divorce rebound fling with the dude named Casper (who is still driving her Bentley by the way), at 40+ she shows no signs of slowing down the personal hotness train as the sextastic Latina diva and American Idol judge showed the front side and a bit of the backside that made us fall in love with her body of music in the first place. Enjoy.

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