Obviously, nobody sadder than I to hear about Irina Shayk breaking up with her silly soccer playing little boyfriend. Whatever his name is. Already forgot. But I shall never, in a million billion years forget the tingles I receive whenever I look at the beautiful Russian brunette turned international modeling sensation. And when she’s in her little bits of bedroom clothing, oh those tingles turn right into shakes.
Modeling for XTI clothing, which apparently makes boudoir apparel for ladies with ridiculously hot bodies, Irina Shayk shows exactly why she won’t be single for long. Sure, there’ll be talk about how she loves her new found independence, but if there’s not a billionaire or movie star holding her on his arm within eight weeks, I’ll be surprised. Which means I need to act fast. Grow my handlebar mustache and buy some nice shoes and maybe a briefcase. I hope she doesn’t run credit checks. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: XTI Clothing
Oh, Irina Shayk, how you can move mountains with the simple shake of your booty. Let alone what you can do when you put your whole hot body into your work. The Love Magazine Advent video rolls have been something of a mixed bag this Christmas season, with perhaps some of the best saved for last in the heavenly black and white form of the Russian supermodel. Granted, these were not designed specifically for the manfolk this holiday season, so within the realm of what must be deemed artistic interpretation, you could do much worse than Irina in panties and leather bustier posing her body to and fro.
Naturally, it’s my dream to have Irina before my cameras and encourage her to make love to the lens. Then of course to the man behind the lens. Hey, it’s my dream. Get your own. Rest assured it involves Irina dancing in skimpy little bits of nothing. That booty. And a ring bell that goes off every five minutes for ice cream sandwich breaks. A man needs his fuel. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Doug Inglish & Love Magazine
See Irina Dance About in the Video »
If you’ve ever thought to yourself, hmm, I wonder what Irina Shayk might look like dancing about in a black leather bra. I wonder such things myself nearly constantly as a matter of fact.
Our friends at WWTDD have been tracking the various Love Advent Calendar peeks this month, including the newly released Irina Shayk in a bra and leotard photos and video. I’d check it out if you like the feeling of happy. Enjoy.
Irina Shayk can fill out a bikini like no other. (Hollywood Tuna)
Kylie Jenner wore a crop top to play Santa at a kid’s hospital. (TMZ)
Jennifer Lopez shows off her famous curves in Self Magazine. (Huffington Post)
Nicki Minaj‘s calendar features…wait for it…her booty. (Drunken Stepfather)
Jehane “Gigi” Paris has some big ‘ol funbags. (Popoholic)
Britney Spears is looking pretty hot in Women’s Health. (Dlisted)
Demi Lovato is like a hot intergalactic punk alien in Allure Magazine. (COED)
Irina Shayk in a bikini will make you drool like a cartoon wolf. (Popoholic)
Eva Longoria bends over and shows off her bikini-clad booty. (Drunken Stepfather)
Rachel Mortenson in lingerie is hotter than your girlfriend in lingerie. (Hollywood Tuna)
Phoebe Price melts a snowman with her ginormous funbags. (Dlisted)
Ronda Rousey can kick my ass any day. As long as she is touching me, I don’t care. (COED)
NHL reporter Sydney Esiason is so hot I might actually start watching hockey. (Busted Coverage)
This is Mariana Marcki and these are her boobies in a bra. (Celebslam)
You know who’s pretty damn good looking? Irina Shayk. I know, I’m surprise too. While I’ve been deeply in lust with this woman for several years now, it’s only on the occasions where she slinks about in photos in nothing but little bits of lingerie that I realize I’d probably be willing to lead an army of horsebacked riders into hopeless battle to impress Irina for just one night of battlefield tent passion. I can’t really ride a horse, so maybe I’d actually go on three wheel ATV, but I’d require saddle sore recovery efforts by Irina nonetheless. Dare to dream.
Featured in the current edition of DT Spain magazine, the sultry wicked hot and outstandingly sextastic model makes mincemeat of the male libido with her slinky body visual wonderments in just bra and panties. Oh, to find that vision wriggling about on the Ikea throw rug at home one early evening. It beats hair balls from the cat by a good margin. Shayk sextastic! So damn hot. Enjoy.
Ah, Irina Shayk. Is there a better pair of legs out there in the sexy leggasphere? Only Taylor Swift comes close to rivaling the sheer shapely hottness of Irina’s stems. She showed off her perfect set in a pair of short shorts in the West Village in New York City. The last hot days of summer are winding down here in New York and soon the hotties will be storing their legs for winter. So, we must enjoy them while we can. As if Irina’s legs aren’t enough of a treat, she also exposed her tight tummy in a bare-midriff shirt. She’s also got one of the best stomachs out there. If you disagree you are, quite simply, wrong. I will go so far as to say that I will fight to defend the hottness of her tight, toned abs against all naysery. Yes, I know that isn’t a word but that’s how strongly I feel about it.
I’ve got to start migrating to warmer climates in the winter to follow the hottness. I’d be kind of like a duck, only I would travel thousands of miles to ogle sexy ladies. Worth it.