Irina Shayk

Irina Shayk Knows How To Wear Bikinis And Other Fine Things To Ogle

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Irina Shayk can fill out a bikini like no other. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kylie Jenner wore a crop top to play Santa at a kid’s hospital. (TMZ)

Jennifer Lopez shows off her famous curves in Self Magazine. (Huffington Post)

Nicki Minaj‘s calendar features…wait for it…her booty. (Drunken Stepfather)

Jehane “Gigi” Paris has some big ‘ol funbags. (Popoholic)

Britney Spears is looking pretty hot in Women’s Health. (Dlisted)

Demi Lovato is like a hot intergalactic punk alien in Allure Magazine. (COED)

Irina Shayk Hits The Beach And Other Fine Things To Ogle

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Irina Shayk in a bikini will make you drool like a cartoon wolf. (Popoholic)

Eva Longoria bends over and shows off her bikini-clad booty. (Drunken Stepfather)

Rachel Mortenson in lingerie is hotter than your girlfriend in lingerie. (Hollywood Tuna)

Phoebe Price melts a snowman with her ginormous funbags. (Dlisted)

Ronda Rousey can kick my ass any day. As long as she is touching me, I don’t care. (COED)

NHL reporter Sydney Esiason is so hot I might actually start watching hockey. (Busted Coverage)

This is Mariana Marcki and these are her boobies in a bra. (Celebslam)

Irina Shayk Slinky Sextastic in Lingerie for DT Spain

You know who’s pretty damn good looking? Irina Shayk. I know, I’m surprise too. While I’ve been deeply in lust with this woman for several years now, it’s only on the occasions where she slinks about in photos in nothing but little bits of lingerie that I realize I’d probably be willing to lead an army of horsebacked riders into hopeless battle to impress Irina for just one night of battlefield tent passion. I can’t really ride a horse, so maybe I’d actually go on three wheel ATV, but I’d require saddle sore recovery efforts by Irina nonetheless. Dare to dream.

Featured in the current edition of DT Spain magazine, the sultry wicked hot and outstandingly sextastic model makes mincemeat of the male libido with her slinky body visual wonderments in just bra and panties. Oh, to find that vision wriggling about on the Ikea throw rug at home one early evening. It beats hair balls from the cat by a good margin. Shayk sextastic! So damn hot. Enjoy.

Irina Shayk Leggy Wearing Short Denim Shorts In NYC

Ah,  Irina Shayk. Is there a better pair of legs out there in the sexy leggasphere? Only Taylor Swift comes close to rivaling the sheer shapely hottness of Irina’s stems. She showed off her perfect set in a pair of short shorts in the West Village in New York City. The last hot days of summer are winding down here in New York and soon the hotties will be storing their legs for winter. So, we must enjoy them while we can. As if Irina’s legs aren’t enough of a treat, she also exposed her tight tummy in a bare-midriff shirt. She’s also got one of the best stomachs out there. If you disagree you are, quite simply, wrong. I will go so far as to say that I will fight to defend the hottness of her tight, toned abs against all naysery. Yes, I know that isn’t a word but that’s how strongly I feel about it.

I’ve got to start migrating to warmer climates in the winter to follow the hottness. I’d be kind of like a duck, only I would travel thousands of miles to ogle sexy ladies. Worth it.

Irina Shayk Animal Booty Hot Bikini Body for Agua Bendita

There’s really nothing Irina Shayk can’t make hot. Granted, bikini body and hot animal face booty posing is what she was born to do. But she could take out the trash in her heavyset sister’s burqa and still give the world a solid woody. That’s raw awesome power. The kind of power that makes me weak in the knees when leering at her incredibly alluring body in these Agua Bendita catalog photos for their new bikini line.

As you know, the definition of swimsuit or lingerie marketing genius is to hire Irina Shayk to model your wares and then claim yourself a wunderkind when sales go through the roof. It really is so simple. And, yet, so incredibly hot. If that shot of Irina’s booty with the lupine face doesn’t send you into a fit, you just don’t love animals enough. Enjoy.

Irina Shayk White Panties Peek on the Set of Extra

You don’t get much more upskirt than Irina Shayk and her floating wind-assisted skirt on the set of Extra. The ridiculously hot Russian was at Universal Studios promoting the upcoming Hercules movie when Mother Nature gave us a benevolent blast and titled Irina’s flimsy summer skirt up to the heavens, revealing her own slice of eternal sunshine in the form of white panties over her precious tender loving area.

Irina Shayk deserves all the notoriety she’s receiving. For the past few years, she’s brought us so much joy with her sultry hot looks and crazy steamy body parts. I can only wish her the best as she ventures into film, and hopefully many more wardrobe malfunctions to come. So damn hot! Enjoy.

Irina Shayk Lingerie Pictures Will Probably Kill You, But You’ll Die Happy

Once again, I say, if you want to sell bikinis or underwear, don’t be the dolt in marketing who needs to come up with the new idea. Check the project budget and figure out a way to hire Irina Shayk to model your silky little bits. There is simply no better way to create a must-buy sensation among your audience than by seeing the wicked hot Russian model preening and posing in your fineries. Naturally, I may only be speaking for the man folk who use fake names perhaps to purchase these undergarments, but by the sheer volume of her work, I’m guessing these companies are also finding tremendous sales upticks with Irina Shayk’s supremely hot body leading their promotional charge.

Irina Shayk could see water to a drowning man, provided that water were carried in the cup of her recently removed bra. At that point, you just stop fighting and know that you’re going to a far better place with the taste of Irina Shayk funbag in your mouth. Things could be worse. Enjoy.