Irina Shayk

Hayden Panettiere and Sofia Vergara Lead List of Good Looking Dignitaries at White House Correspondents Dinner

By Bill Swift | April 29, 2013 @ 1:10 pm

Hayden Panettiere Shines in Yellow at the White House Correspondents Dinner

Kerry Washington Looks Great at the White House Correspondents Dinner

Sofia Vergara Busty at the White House Correspondents Dinner

Kerry Perry Glows at the White House Correspondents Dinner

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Granted, all politics is boring. My opinion. And anybody who's ever been a part of the Washington D.C. circle knows that those people are perhaps the only people on this planet more full of themselves and their insular lives than Tinsel Town vapid folk. But when you merge the two together for an evening, you are certain to get at least everybody looking their finest.

And how else are you going to get the likes of Hayden Panettiere, Sofia Vergara, Katy Perry, Morena Baccarin, and Irina Shayk all together to talk politics? You can't. At least not in a forum where they'll sit mostly quietly and just look hot. So, kudos to the Washington press corps for this accomplishment. And for letting us peek in. Enjoy.

SOFIA VERGARA KNOWS HOW TO STEAL A FANCY AFFAIR

Sofia Vergara at the 50 Most Beautiful People Event

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Irina Shayk Bikini Pictures Stellar Hot for Beach Bunny

By Bill Swift | April 23, 2013 @ 11:20 pm

Irina Shayk Bikinis for Beach Bunny Swimwear Photoshoot

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Irina Shayk, just, wow. I don't know how she continues to top herself, like a giant in a field of sports who you're certain can't do any better, then they do, and you remember why you idolize them so.

Well, I idolize Irina Shayk. How does she keep outdoing herself? In this latest and greatest, Irina pimps the ever-loving sextastic out of bikinis for Beach Bunny Swimwear.

Hire Irina Shayk to model your clothes, sell tons of clothes, get called a genius. We know the formula. And it works, better now than ever before. Enjoy.

EVEN CANDID IRINA SHAYK MANAGES TO GET EVERYBODY'S ATTENTION

Irina Shayk Shows Off Her Bikini Bod at Miami Beach

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Irina Shayk Goes Sextastic Boom for Dynamite

By Bill Swift | April 12, 2013 @ 9:12 am

Irina Shayk Sexy for Dynamite Spring 2013 Campaign

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I'm not sure what Dynamite is selling, but they chose the right person to sell it. As we've said before, hire Irina Shayk to model your clothing or accessory line, mesmerize millions of people into buying, become instant marketing genius. It's that simple.

The sextastic Russian model and soccer WAG just seems to exude sextastic out of her ever pore and square inch of body. Her elbows alone can make a million men seek the camouflage of a magazine or desk to maintain their modesty. You throw in all the rest of her sultry brooding and passion inducing parts, and we're all looking at a collective pressure in the pants.

Irina, maybe it's you who are the true genius. Enjoy.

IRINA SHAYK LOOKS UBER-HOT IN CANDIDS AS WELL

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Irina Shayk Covered Topless and Naturally Beautiful

By Bill Swift | March 22, 2013 @ 8:08 am

Irina Shayk Covered Her Nekkid Body for the

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You can't really get much more nekkid than Irina Shayk is for the Natural Beauty photo art exhibit by James Houston. Sadly, the wicked hot Russian model manages to curl herself into positions ever so precise as to conceal her true natural delights. Still, we never look a gift horse in the mouth, especially when it's a mostly nekkid ridiculously sextastic model before our gaze. And, I guess since the photos are an attempt to rescue the people of this planet from greenhouse gassing themselves into oblivion, Irina has good intentions in almost flashing her Easter basket for the cameras.

Irina Shayk is hot. I wish she'd accept my multiple offers to help save this planet through a process of extensive and repeated breeding. Enjoy.

Irina Shayk Covered Her Nekkid Body for the 'Natural Beauty' Project 2013

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Irina Shayk Nearly Slips Nip for Mario Testino Event (Oh, So Close!)

By Bill Swift | February 26, 2013 @ 11:26 am

Irina Shayk Flashes Sideboob at Mario Testino Event in West Hollywood

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I'm not sure Irina Shayk has ever looked hotter. And considering this is Irina Shayk, that's really saying something.

As she headed out to the famed photographer Mario Testino's gallery exhibition in West Hollywood, we presume Irina Shayk was looking in the mirror and thinking two things. First, damn, I do look so fucking hot and I own this world. Fair enough. And true. And, second, let me see how low I can get this dress and just barely not expose the nipples on my luscious fruity breasts. Okay, so I added the 'fruity' part to her last thought. But you know she was looking in the mirror thinking something along these lines.

Now, we could be angry about the missed opportunity to see full nip, or, just relish in the sextastic that is Irina Shayk. I choose to do both. Enjoy.

IRINA'S NEW XTI BIKINI CAMPAIGN IS SOMETHING FIERCELY HOT

Irina Shayk Super Hot XTI Bikini Campaign

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Irina Shayk Beach Bunny Swimsuit Pictures Hot Enough to Melt a Million Snowmen

By Bill Swift | February 19, 2013 @ 12:21 pm

Irina Shayk Sizzles in Beach Bunny Swimwear 2013

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As we've said so many times before, anybody who wants to be considered a genius swimsuit marketer need do no more than raise the brilliant idea of hiring Irina Shayk to model their swimwear. Hotness ensues, as do sales. Marketer wins company trip to Hawaii where he gets stung by a jellyfish and a Waikiki tranny street walker, and everybody is happy.

Featured in a new pictorial for Beach Bunny swimwear. Irina Shayk sizzles under the hot sun with just the most spectacular Lycra covered body out there. Throw in a world-class booty and those pouty lips she's made famous and you have the makings of one wicked hot summer, in the middle of winter. Enjoy.

Nobody Gets Pouty Hot Quite Like Irina Shayk

By Bill Swift | February 5, 2013 @ 8:46 am

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It took me a while, a couple years really, to figure out why Irina Shayk sends shivers up and down my weak-willed spine. I mean, sure, there's the ridiculously hot body, the wicked looks, the all over dripping with sextastic, but, then it hit me, it's that crazy ass pout. The kind of pout that has sent many a man to ruin, and is now sending me into a virtual penitentiary of lust.

Check out some of our favorite 'pouty' pictures of Irina Shayk and see if it's those lips that don't send you into an entirely new state of passion. Enjoy.