There’s really nothing Irina Shayk can’t make hot. Granted, bikini body and hot animal face booty posing is what she was born to do. But she could take out the trash in her heavyset sister’s burqa and still give the world a solid woody. That’s raw awesome power. The kind of power that makes me weak in the knees when leering at her incredibly alluring body in these Agua Bendita catalog photos for their new bikini line.
As you know, the definition of swimsuit or lingerie marketing genius is to hire Irina Shayk to model your wares and then claim yourself a wunderkind when sales go through the roof. It really is so simple. And, yet, so incredibly hot. If that shot of Irina’s booty with the lupine face doesn’t send you into a fit, you just don’t love animals enough. Enjoy.
You don’t get much more upskirt than Irina Shayk and her floating wind-assisted skirt on the set of Extra. The ridiculously hot Russian was at Universal Studios promoting the upcoming Hercules movie when Mother Nature gave us a benevolent blast and titled Irina’s flimsy summer skirt up to the heavens, revealing her own slice of eternal sunshine in the form of white panties over her precious tender loving area.
Irina Shayk deserves all the notoriety she’s receiving. For the past few years, she’s brought us so much joy with her sultry hot looks and crazy steamy body parts. I can only wish her the best as she ventures into film, and hopefully many more wardrobe malfunctions to come. So damn hot! Enjoy.
Once again, I say, if you want to sell bikinis or underwear, don’t be the dolt in marketing who needs to come up with the new idea. Check the project budget and figure out a way to hire Irina Shayk to model your silky little bits. There is simply no better way to create a must-buy sensation among your audience than by seeing the wicked hot Russian model preening and posing in your fineries. Naturally, I may only be speaking for the man folk who use fake names perhaps to purchase these undergarments, but by the sheer volume of her work, I’m guessing these companies are also finding tremendous sales upticks with Irina Shayk’s supremely hot body leading their promotional charge.
Irina Shayk could see water to a drowning man, provided that water were carried in the cup of her recently removed bra. At that point, you just stop fighting and know that you’re going to a far better place with the taste of Irina Shayk funbag in your mouth. Things could be worse. Enjoy.
It was only a matter of time before the gloriously hot Irina Shayk got into the movies. Not that I’d expect a deep range of characters from the sextastic Russian model, but in terms of playing the femme fatales past or present, how can you not see Irina Shayk as a dangerous woman who toys with men’s souls? You don’t need to be Hercules to understand the Herculean tasks you’d perform at her behest.
Irina was in London promoting the film at a photo call in a zipped up tiny dress I’d surely love to unzip (above), and a little leather top in the evening’s after party in London, looking all kinds of ‘Man, I wish she was my date’ kind of visual stunning:
I’ve yet to see the film so I can’t comment on the cinematic quality. I can say that nobody’s ever been hurt by including a half-dressed Irina Shayk in their venture. If I was back in grade school doing Show and Tell, I’d bring in Irina Shayk to class and I could probably skip the Tell part altogether. I’d have been way more popular. Irina Shayk makes everything better. Enjoy.
Russian model and Swimsuit Issue queen Irina Shayk was spotted looking hot in NYC. She was wearing an outfit that showed off her luscious long legs and her lovely shoulders. Like a lot of models, Irina has long legs. That much is easy and is mostly genetics. But unlike many models who have skinny chicken legs, Irina’s are actually nice. More than nice, friggin’ amazing. Like seriously, look at them. Stare at them like one of those trick pictures of a boat from the 90′s and see the face of God or something. In addition to astounding legginess, this outfit also hugged her nice round booty as well. Again, unlike a lot of models she actually has a nice butt. My abuelo used to tell me that you can never trust a woman with a flat butt. Those are words that I live by, my friends.
I am so happy that it is scantily clad time in New York. Screw Christmastime, this is the best time of the year.
The AMFAR gala at the Cannes Film Festival was a veritable smorgasbord of hotness. Sweet lord there were boobs galore. Irina Shayk wore a pink dress that showed off not only deep cleav but also most of her sexy legs. Legendary hottie Heidi Klum was also on hand in a blue dress with a plunging neckline that showed off the inner sides of her funbags and a deep slit that revealed her fabulous Teutonic legs. Bombshell singer Nicole Scherzinger was there in a black dress that basically only covered her nips, so there was side and top boob all over the place. In addition, classic beauty Sharon Stone was at the event and she seems to have forgotten her bra at home. Needless to to say that the slit in the front of her dress made us relive our teenage Basic Instinct fantasies. What can I say about Rosario Dawson’s cleavage-filled dress with peek-a-boo window to her ta-tas? Yes, please is what I can say! Michelle Rodriguez also brought along her sideboobs. Basically, what I’m telling you is that everyone had their ladies out. Lara Stone basically wore a push-up bra and Dita Von Teese wore one of her typical sideboobtacular dresses. Kylie Minogue might as well have just come shirtless. And Alessandra Ambrosio? She was busting out all over.
If all of these spectacular ladies and their sideboobs didn’t raise enough money then nothing will.
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