Hope Solo

It’s Time for the Olympics, Let’s Talk About What Hot Athletes to Watch

I'm told the upcoming Olympic games will feature over 80 different sporting events and venues. I'm interested in about three of them. Maybe four if you count one I'm never going to admit to liking (hello girls with ribbons!). So let's turn our attention instead to the more important aspect of any worldwide collection of female athletes -- the sextastic bending flexing babes.

We've picked out a few for you to gaze and gawk at, to athletically endeavor your eyeballs toward some tight, toned, and all-around world-class bodies from around the globe. Enjoy.

Hope Solo Shocks With (Covered) Nekkid Photo on ESPN Magazine

Go ahead, Dancing With the Stars, I dare you to kick this girl off your silly, hot-women hating show.

(UPDATED TO ADD: Additional preview pictures of Hope Solo (covered) nekkid playing in her front yard)

Check Out the Hope Solo Nekkid Body Edition BTS Video »

Hope Solo and Elisabetta Canalis Sexy Standouts Among the New Dancing With the Stars D-List

If you are an avid Dancing with the Stars fan, I want you to know, you're safe here. This is a judgement free zone. Loser ahem.

The DWTS producers have assembled another motley crew of C and D list celebrities to tango on the upcoming season, none of which is of much consequence to Egotastic! save for two contestants, the freshly de-Clooney'd hottie Elisabetta Canalis and newcomer soccer goalie statuesque Hope Solo, neither of whom will I spend a minute watch dancing unless it's at a club called Cheetah's or the Champagne Lounge, but they both looked rather hot at last nights DWTS lineup announcement party.

Guys, if your girl makes you watch this show, I can only hope you're getting some compensatory nookie. Enjoy.

Hope Solo Pokies Come Up Short Against The Japanese Women

Congratulations to the women's soccer team of Japan who stopped the seeming juggernaut from the U.S. women's team to win the 2011 World Cup title. For me, the points of the tournament I shall not soon forget were the pokies provided by statuesque U.S. goalkeeper, Hope Solo. I'd like to kick my balls into her net, if you know what I'm saying, and, I think you do, even though I'm not so sure myself. Enjoy.

(And, no, Star Wars fanboys, I didn't say Han Solo. Put away your joysticks.)

Thanks to 'Alejandro M.' for the head's up on these poke-outs.