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It’s Time for the Olympics, Let’s Talk About What Hot Athletes to Watch

By Bill Swift | July 24, 2012 @ 10:54 am
Aly Raisman Sport is Gymnastics
Hope Solo Sport is Soccer
Jessica Ennis Sport is Track and Field
Yelena Isinbayeva Sport is Track and Field
Darya Klishina Sport is Track and Field
Jessica Ennis Sport is Track and Field
Lolo Jones Sport is Track and Field
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I'm told the upcoming Olympic games will feature over 80 different sporting events and venues. I'm interested in about three of them. Maybe four if you count one I'm never going to admit to liking (hello girls with ribbons!). So let's turn our attention instead to the more important aspect of any worldwide collection of female athletes -- the sextastic bending flexing babes.

We've picked out a few for you to gaze and gawk at, to athletically endeavor your eyeballs toward some tight, toned, and all-around world-class bodies from around the globe. Enjoy.

WHO CAN FORGET HOPE SOLO IN THE ESPN BODY ISSUE? (HINT: I CAN'T)
Hope Solo Covered Nekkid on Cover of ESPN Magazine
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Hope Solo Shocks With (Covered) Nekkid Photo on ESPN Magazine

By Bill Swift | October 5, 2011 @ 11:05 am
Hope Solo Covered Nekkid on Cover of ESPN Magazine
Hope Solo Covered Nekkid on Cover of ESPN Magazine
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Go ahead, Dancing With the Stars, I dare you to kick this girl off your silly, hot-women hating show.

(UPDATED TO ADD: Additional preview pictures of Hope Solo (covered) nekkid playing in her front yard)

Check Out the Hope Solo Nekkid Body Edition BTS Video »

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Hope Solo and Elisabetta Canalis Sexy Standouts Among the New Dancing With the Stars D-List

By Jon | August 30, 2011 @ 10:00 am
Hope Solo and Elisabetta Canalis at the Dancing With the Stars Party
Elisabetta Canalis at the Dancing With the Stars Party
Elisabetta Canalis at the Dancing With the Stars Party
Hope Solo at the Dancing With the Stars Party
Hope Solo at the Dancing With the Stars Party
Hope Solo at the Dancing With the Stars Party
Hope Solo at the Dancing With the Stars Party
Hope Solo at the Dancing With the Stars Party
Elisabetta Canalis at the Dancing With the Stars Party
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If you are an avid Dancing with the Stars fan, I want you to know, you're safe here. This is a judgement free zone. Loser ahem.

The DWTS producers have assembled another motley crew of C and D list celebrities to tango on the upcoming season, none of which is of much consequence to Egotastic! save for two contestants, the freshly de-Clooney'd hottie Elisabetta Canalis and newcomer soccer goalie statuesque Hope Solo, neither of whom will I spend a minute watch dancing unless it's at a club called Cheetah's or the Champagne Lounge, but they both looked rather hot at last nights DWTS lineup announcement party.

Guys, if your girl makes you watch this show, I can only hope you're getting some compensatory nookie. Enjoy.

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Hope Solo Pokies Come Up Short Against The Japanese Women

By Bill Swift | July 17, 2011 @ 4:12 pm
Hope Solo Pokes With U.S. Pride for Women's Soccer

Congratulations to the women's soccer team of Japan who stopped the seeming juggernaut from the U.S. women's team to win the 2011 World Cup title. For me, the points of the tournament I shall not soon forget were the pokies provided by statuesque U.S. goalkeeper, Hope Solo. I'd like to kick my balls into her net, if you know what I'm saying, and, I think you do, even though I'm not so sure myself. Enjoy.

(And, no, Star Wars fanboys, I didn't say Han Solo. Put away your joysticks.)

Thanks to 'Alejandro M.' for the head's up on these poke-outs.

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