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Rhian Sugden Challenges Holly Peers to a Plump Plums Showdown

Talk about two tribes going to war. An epic Battle of the Boobtastic featuring just two all-time greats in the vaunted sport of funbag fighting. In one corner, the blessedly, nay, savagely blonde hottie Rhian Sugden and her absolutely perfect bit of au natural wonderments. And in the opposing corner, Holly Peers and her perfectly placed twin pastries of tastiness. This is the Ali-Frazier of our times, if Ali and Frazier had absolutely divine bodies you wanted to sneak away with to a mountain top cabin for one week of nonstop debauchery. And, maybe you did.

The verdict is now upon you, good men and women of Egotasticville. You must choose between hot door number one and hot door number two. In your expert opinion gleaned by thousands and thousands of hours viewing nekkid women online, in your opinion, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Rhian Sugden vs. Holly Peers

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Holly Peers Puts Her Twin Bills Up Against Rhian Sugden In the Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Two titans of the double-chest delights step into the ring today to contest for the title of this week's hottest mama jammas. Holly Peers, who I would without hesitation shank any of you in the prison shower for two minutes of conjugal time, takes on Rhian Sugden, who is the naturally naturalist (well, maybe not the hair) with a body that men fight wars over. This entire Battle of the Boobtastic seems so incredibly primeval. I love it.

Now, it's your turn to choose the winner and the not winner. The finer pair of funbags that we shall praise on high as if our lives depended on it. In your humblest of humble opinions, and your expert knowledge of all things chesty good, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Holly Peers vs. Rhian Sugden

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Humpday Huzzah! Holly Peers Faptastic Funbags Ever So Perfect in Zoon

 

I feel like I haven't seen Holly Peers perfect chesty delights in forever. Even an hour away from her nurturing mammaries is too long for any man, let alone a baby, to endure.

Featured in this month's Zoo magazine, Holly shows why she doesn't need much styling or set decoration, let alone wardrobe, to be the belle of the visual ball. She's the kind of neighbor lady you hope doesn't install shades because she assumes nobody would be crazy enough to build a fifty-foot ladder of thatch and gum just to peek into her boudoir. Those are the kind of neighbor ladies that have yet to live next door to me. I'd build an escalator to the moon for the chance to see Holly lotioning her perfect jugs each evening. Then I'd never get off of it. Damn, Holly, you get me every time. Enjoy.

Holly Peers Puts Ta’s and Country Against Sabine Jemeljanova in the Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Sure, the competition down in Brazil these past few weeks has been somewhat thrilling. But I don't think even the World Cup can match the sheer vitality of the sport of boob battles. I mean, in soccer, you can't even use your hands, whereas in the Battle of the Boobtastic, the girls are heavily encouraged to do so. I could go on with the comparisons if I were more creatives.

This week's contest on the pitch features the world class chesty goodness of Holly Peers matched up against the robust, but dainty feminine guiles of Sabine Jemeljanova. It's a match made in heaven, at least heaven is the place you'll need to be to experience this match close up. Now, in your humble but expert opinion, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Holly Peers vs. Sabine Jemeljanova

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Mellisa Clarke Topless Pooltime Boobtime Battle With Holly Peers

 

This is like watching your two best friends fight. If your two best friends happen to be wicked hottie bodacious funbagged glamour models. In which case, you're a pretty lucky man. But who to root for is the question. Mellisa Clarke, the crazy alluring alt-brunette hottie with the yams of a goddess? Or Holly Peers who has literally restarted my heart with her heaving bosom on more than one occasion?

With the privilege of choices comes the responsibility of difficult decisions. As you must today in the Battle of the Boobtastic, choose between the chesty goodness of two completely deserving women. Between these two ladies of the deep blue allure, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Mellisa Clarke vs. Holly Peers

  • Holly Peers Is Proudly Pertly Perfect! (64%, 4994 Votes)
  • Mellisa Clarke Is Dark Roasted Racktastic! (36%, 2767 Votes)

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Holly Peers and Stacey Poole Play Topless Twister for Nuts April 2014

 

Holly Peers and Stacey Poole play the game of Twister we've all been dreaming about since we were teens. The two boobtacular ladies took turns playing the classic boardgame and feeding each other Hula Hoops in what looks like my grandmother's basement rec room. Holly Peers' flesh melons are perfectly shaped and firm while Stacey's sweater hams have more movement to them. Either way, it must be heavenly to be pressed between those four bits of glorious mammary tissue while reaching for right hand green. In one pic, the girls look like they are about to kiss. Is there anything hotter than two girls kissing? I submit that there is not. I remember buying a Twister game for a party when I was 19. I fully expected it to turn into an orgy with a spin of the dial. Instead my friends and I just played while the girls ignored us.

But I can look at these pictures and dream of what could have been...

Holly Peers Topless Pert and Perfect for a Ta-Ta Tuesday

 

Oh, Holly Peers has added a hint of blonde. Yes, I'm looking at her hair. I'm not one of those guys who just zeros right in on... oh, my, those melons! Holly Peers really has some of the finest funbags in this corner of the Milky Way galaxy.  Her big beautiful boobtastic has been coaxing boys into adulthood for several years now, without ever disappointing. If you know anything about Holly's work, you know that simple bra is not going to contain her burgeoning goodness.

Featured in the new edition of Nuts magazine, Holly shows entirely how simple is to make a million men super happy. First, start with Holly Peer's faptastic female form. Second, start removing clothes. It's not an entirely complicated formula, but it is well-proven to work. Enjoy.