So Hilary Duff is really taking this new sexy image of hers pretty seriously. So seriously, in fact, that in this scene from her new movie, War Inc., Hilary drops a scorpion down her pants, and then dances all sexy as if she's really turned on by having a scorpion in her pants. And no, that isn't some weird euphemism.
Now, if I had a scorpion in my pants, I would be scared shitless, doing a different kind of dance. It would look something like a 14-year-old girl freaking out over, well, having a scorpion down her pants. But, you know, a lot higher pitched.
I like the way Hilary does it better. Her abs are a fair sight nicer than mine too.