Helen Flanagan

Helen Flanagan Dominates FHM Sexiest 100 Party With Cleavetastic Red Carpet Wardrobe

By Bill Swift | May 2, 2013 @ 9:59 am

Helen Flanagan Cleavy at FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2013 Launch Party

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Wow, not sure how many times I'm going to insist that all of you will someday be Helen Flanagan fans one day if you just keep watching her closely. How about now?

For a girl named 'Helen', Ms. Flanagan is a mighty fine looking specimen of sextastic womanhood. She just up and decided that she wasn't just going to show up to FHM's Hottest 100 Ladies or whatnot party, she was going to own that mother. And she did. Clearly. It takes one mighty confident woman to take a stab at being the belle of a hotness-designed ball. Helen Flanagan wins. Enjoy.

HELEN FLANAGAN KNOWS HOW TO MAKE A PUBLIC APPEARANCE

Helen Flanagan No 5 Cavendish Club in London

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Helen Flanagan in Lingerie Bodes Well for This Week

By Bill Swift | April 29, 2013 @ 6:00 am

I suppose that could be 'bodies well' also. But for some reason, my bunion gets to throbbing when big weeks in the world of celebrity sextastic are ahead.

This sighting of Britty buxom soap star Helen Flanagan in her Sun lingerie photo might just be the harbinger of that especially noteworthy goodness. Or, this could just be the meds talking, but hold on tight this week. To yourself, or a loved one. Get ready to enjoy.

BLONDE OR BRUNETTE, HELEN FLANAGAN LEAVES AN EYEBALL IMPRESSION

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Helen Flanagan Sideboob Heightens Our Interest in Fashion

By Bill Swift | April 18, 2013 @ 11:12 pm

Helen Flanagan Cleavage and Sideboob in a Lace Dress in London

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You know my intense depth of knowledge and passion for fashion. I know, pretty legendary. I am the man who invented the slogan, 'The woman makes the dress, now take it off and show us your boobs.' Well, Helen Flanagan kind of did the middle of that last night in London.

The soap star with the perfect pair of bodacious tubes nearly flashed her joy cans with a side-lace dress that barely covered up her precious pups, throwing in a little cleavage for an unexpected bonus. It's amazing what women with stellar melons can do to keep the necks turning at fancy events. On this one occasion, I might actually have to approve a garment on a hot woman. I mean, at least until Helen and I would make our way to the alley behind the local fish & chips joint, to make French-style love amid the smells of fried haddock. See, fashion can be inspiring. Enjoy.

OH, HELEN, THOSE CANS ARE SIMPLY MAGNIFICENT

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Helen Flanagan Brings the Big Time Boobtastic to Little Lingerie

By Bill Swift | April 10, 2013 @ 11:45 pm

Helen Flanagan Massive Cleavage in Lingerie

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Helen Flanagan is yet another Coronation Street soapy star we adore for her dramatic talents, most notably the two pieces of epic stage craft pinned to the front of her curvaceous body.

Featured in some seemingly under-supportive bras, Helen shows exactly how a woman should react in such situations -- smile and own the awesomeness of your own splendid pair. Precisely why we fall in lust with her all over again every time we virtually meet. Enjoy.

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Helen Flanagan Flashes Her Sweet Deep Cleavage for FHM

By Bill Swift | January 7, 2013 @ 7:18 am

Helen Flanagan Huge Cleavage in FHM Magazine February 2013

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Former Coronation Street soapy star, the fiendishly boobtastic Helen Flanagan has made her away off the telly and onto the pages of February's FHM magazine where she shows why she's led more men to electrical shock by way of direct monitor fapitation contact than just about any other Brit in the past couple of years.

How can you not have lust in your heart, and other various and related organs, when you're face to face with one of the superior racks this side of fantasyland? Helen Flanagan brings the puppies out to play almost each and every time we see her. Bless you for that, Ms. Flanagan. Enjoy.

(For a full accounting of Helen Flanagan in FHM, check out the Helen Flanagan covergirl page.)

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Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Includes Rihanna Naughty, Kendall Jenner Booty, Kate Upton See-Through, and Much Much More…

By Bill Swift | May 3, 2012 @ 12:24 pm

Kendall and Kylie Jenner in Matching Pink Dresses

Taylor Swift Dresses Up with Her Friends

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A wise man might have predicted a year ago that the phenomenon of celebrities taking naughty or alluring photos of themselves would have slowly died down, what with all the public and private and backchannel scandals. Thankfully, Egotastic! has no wise men among us. We knew the trend was headed right in the opposite direction. Not only did we predict it, we lit candles and prayed for it.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes just a bevy of self-photo'ed celebrity hotness including Rihanna making it rain in a naughty strip club manner, Kendall Jenner in an impossibly tight dress and a bikini, Ashley Tisdale bikini vacation photos, Kate Upton see-through top, and just a bunch more self-published pics that you really must see from a bunch of famous chicks who lust themselves almost as much as you do. Enjoy.

Tulisa Contostavlos Named FHM’s Sexiest Woman of the Year (But Jessica-Jane Clement Sideboob Wins Our Hearts)

By Bill Swift | May 2, 2012 @ 9:21 am

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I'll say this for FHM's annual 100 Sexiest Women of the Year announcements -- they're never predictable. Inherently, all 'tops' lists are flawed by the Heisenberg Principle, if not the principle that democratic voting kind of sucks, for as Churchill said, to paraphrase, to understand the shortcomings of democracy, spend five minutes talking to the average voter (check it out, Heisenberg and Churchill in the same Egotastic! post -- you should get school credit for this!).

FHM Top 10 (of 100) Sexiest Women Winners:

10. Emily Atack
9. Mila Kunis
8. Keeley Hazell
7. Megan Fox
6. Katy Perry
5. Georgia Salpa
4. Rosie Jones
3. Rihanna
2. Cheryl Cole
1. Tulisa Contostavlos

Anyhow, the point is, our readers are amazingly awesome thoughtful critics of the sextastic, but FHM's, well, we love them like our bastard brothers we only learn we had at way too late an age, but last year they included Lady Gaga in their hottest list and this year, Tulisa Contostavlos takes top honors. Don't get me wrong, I'd empty every shekel in my measly bank account to be the next guy called up for the Contostavlos oral-fetish sex tape, she's a good looking young rapping kind of woman, but tutto di tutti hottest?

Well, you be the judge. As for us, we thought the likes of Jessica-Jane Clement and her sideboob, Helen Flanagan and her big boobtastic, and Georgia Salpa and her city-sized cleavage all kind of stole the actual show. Enjoy.