I suppose that could be 'bodies well' also. But for some reason, my bunion gets to throbbing when big weeks in the world of celebrity sextastic are ahead.
This sighting of Britty buxom soap star Helen Flanagan in her Sun lingerie photo might just be the harbinger of that especially noteworthy goodness. Or, this could just be the meds talking, but hold on tight this week. To yourself, or a loved one. Get ready to enjoy.
You know my intense depth of knowledge and passion for fashion. I know, pretty legendary. I am the man who invented the slogan, 'The woman makes the dress, now take it off and show us your boobs.' Well, Helen Flanagan kind of did the middle of that last night in London.
The soap star with the perfect pair of bodacious tubes nearly flashed her joy cans with a side-lace dress that barely covered up her precious pups, throwing in a little cleavage for an unexpected bonus. It's amazing what women with stellar melons can do to keep the necks turning at fancy events. On this one occasion, I might actually have to approve a garment on a hot woman. I mean, at least until Helen and I would make our way to the alley behind the local fish & chips joint, to make French-style love amid the smells of fried haddock. See, fashion can be inspiring. Enjoy.
Helen Flanagan is yet another Coronation Street soapy star we adore for her dramatic talents, most notably the two pieces of epic stage craft pinned to the front of her curvaceous body.
Featured in some seemingly under-supportive bras, Helen shows exactly how a woman should react in such situations -- smile and own the awesomeness of your own splendid pair. Precisely why we fall in lust with her all over again every time we virtually meet. Enjoy.
Former Coronation Street soapy star, the fiendishly boobtastic Helen Flanagan has made her away off the telly and onto the pages of February's FHM magazine where she shows why she's led more men to electrical shock by way of direct monitor fapitation contact than just about any other Brit in the past couple of years.
How can you not have lust in your heart, and other various and related organs, when you're face to face with one of the superior racks this side of fantasyland? Helen Flanagan brings the puppies out to play almost each and every time we see her. Bless you for that, Ms. Flanagan. Enjoy.
(For a full accounting of Helen Flanagan in FHM, check out the Helen Flanagan covergirl page.)
A wise man might have predicted a year ago that the phenomenon of celebrities taking naughty or alluring photos of themselves would have slowly died down, what with all the public and private and backchannel scandals. Thankfully, Egotastic! has no wise men among us. We knew the trend was headed right in the opposite direction. Not only did we predict it, we lit candles and prayed for it.
This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes just a bevy of self-photo'ed celebrity hotness including Rihanna making it rain in a naughty strip club manner, Kendall Jenner in an impossibly tight dress and a bikini, Ashley Tisdale bikini vacation photos, Kate Upton see-through top, and just a bunch more self-published pics that you really must see from a bunch of famous chicks who lust themselves almost as much as you do. Enjoy.
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Olivia Munn Bikini Pictures Are Sextastically Nippled in Esquire |
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Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures for the Hottest Housewife Exhibition |
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Kiara Mia Topless Bikini Pictures from Miami Beach For Your Matured Themed Entertainment Needs |
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Tori Spelling Bikini Pictures Feature Tori In Between Babies and South of the Border |
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Carmen Ortega Bikini Pictures Booty Proud and on Display in Miami |
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Helen Flanagan Dominates FHM Sexiest 100 Party With Cleavetastic Red Carpet Wardrobe
Wow, not sure how many times I'm going to insist that all of you will someday be Helen Flanagan fans one day if you just keep watching her closely. How about now?
For a girl named 'Helen', Ms. Flanagan is a mighty fine looking specimen of sextastic womanhood. She just up and decided that she wasn't just going to show up to FHM's Hottest 100 Ladies or whatnot party, she was going to own that mother. And she did. Clearly. It takes one mighty confident woman to take a stab at being the belle of a hotness-designed ball. Helen Flanagan wins. Enjoy.
HELEN FLANAGAN KNOWS HOW TO MAKE A PUBLIC APPEARANCE