Helen Flanagan

Helen Flanagan Uses Her Barely Covered Boobtastic to Ring in the Christmas Spirit!

Now it really is beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Thanks to the wonderfully fine funbags of British soap star Helen Flanagan and our friends at Nuts magazine, things are finally starting to look full and ripe and seasonally heartwarming. Just the sheer number of props Helen uses to barely cover her faptastic udders is testament to the decorative themes of the holidays. Also the fact that you need to be careful what and who you touch at your office Christmas party. I say this as the victim of having maybe sort of felt up the boss’ daughter in the copy room one Christmas. Hey, jobs come and go, muscle memory of precious sweater pups lasts a lifetime.

Helen Flanagan, during this season of giving, we salute you for giving us an almost glimpse of just about the finest rack on the planet. I’m guessing Santa stops for a few minutes longer at your house on Christmas Eve, especially if you’re in one of your naughty nighties. Dash away! Enjoy.

Helen Flanagan Lingerie Bosomy Blessings from Above

Helen Flanagan truly is an angel descended from the Boobtastic factory in the heavens. She’s just a stunning triumph of blonde bombshell in an otherwise unassuming soap opera thespianic persona. While her lingerie pictorial in Nuts magazine might be a bit on the brushed-up side, there’s no mistaking the warm tingly feelings Helen can produce in viewers who might, on the off-chance, imagine burrowing their mugs deep into her warm and inviting cleavage. As a random for instance.

Helen, please call me. I have an entire closet-full of silk and lacy bits of clothing for you to try on. You can keep what you like. Just ignore the beeping sound of the homing devices I’ve stitched into the bras and panties. Enjoy.

Helen Flanagan Hotness Used to Show Off ’100 Years of the Bra’

I’m kind of torn on the whole subject matter of the bra. Were it not for the funbag covering supporter, I suppose we wouldn’t have the super fine and boobtastic Helen Flanagan showing off in this lingerie ode to ’100 Year of the Bra’. At the same time, they are like Tantalus himself just incredibly annoying taunters of what lies beneath, but you may never see, let alone snoggle.

I’m going to retreat to my Fortress of Faptitude and meditate on this dilemma for some time. Of course, I’ll be bringing these photos of Helen Flanagan with me, just to keep warm. Also, because they cut off the free cable I had running at the Fortress for years. Enjoy.

Helen Flanagan Covered Topless 2014 Calendar Preview of Hotness

Helen Flanagan Wall Calendar Available on AmazonHelen Flanagan can’t stop being hot. And despite some pretty heavy handed use of the post production tools, she is looking mighty fine in this preview of her barely covered topless calendar for the coming year.

Between Halloween and Christmas is prime time wall calendar buying season. I like to get mine a little early. So when everybody is getting melancholy about the passing year, I’ve got a big-arse smile on my face thinking about the likes of Helen Flanagan months ahead.

It’s a never ending cycle of visual joy by which I pass my days. It helps to have hot boobs on the wall. Enjoy.

Helen Flanagan Bikini Pictures Simply Because Helen Is So Damn Hot

Girls named Helen aren’t supposed to be crazy hot. They’re supposed to wear housecoats and yell at your for playing too loud out in the street. The entire balance of nomenclature nature has been upheaved by Helen Flanagan, an absolutely sextastic star in the Egotastic! sky each and every night, and occasional day time visits to the wash closet. The soap star’s bodacious body just evokes all kinds of happy feelings, tingles, and otherwise electric type sensations.

Featured in the current edition of Nuts magazine, Helen Flanagan shows exactly how a bikini is supposed to look on a woman, well, I mean, other than the act of falling off, this is about as good as it gets. And this is pretty damn good. Enjoy.

Helen Flanagan Topless for the First Photoshoot Ever in the U.K. Sun


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Thanks to, oh, about a billion and one of you Brits mostly for sending us the money shot of the brilliantly hot and blessedly chest Helen Flanagan in her first ever true topless photoshoot for the U.K. Sun tabloid over in Jolly Old England.

Some say the British soap starlet has the finest boobs in all the realm. You know I dislike superlatives when it comes to discussing sextastic ladies, though on this front I’m not going to take the argument again position either. No, I think I’ll exert my energies imagining being Helen’s soaping and loofah assistant in the shower. That is the dream. Enjoy.

Photo credit: U.K. Sun

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READER FINDS: Helen Flanagan Boobtastic, Demi Moore Topless, Anna Camp Nekkid Onstage and Much Much More…

Helen Flanagan Boobs in a Bikini for FHM
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Well, hello weekly Reader Finds. That goodie basket chock full of sextastic celebrity skin we all help to assemble each week, like our own Burning Man, but without the body odor and any hint of nekkid dudes, so, one million times better. There’s truly no greater symbol of world wide coming together than the naughty work you all do here week in and week out. If we had rousing theme music, we’d leave the Olympics in our touching mankind wake.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Helen Flanagan in mighty caps from her FHM bikini bust-out video (many thanks to EgoReader ‘Franklin’), Holly Peers and Peta Todd topless for Page 3 goodness (blessing in no disguise from ‘Egon’), French actress Emmanuelle Seigner nekkid onscreen with other Frenchies (mon dieu provided by ‘Steve B.’), Kylie Minogue performing in a see-through top, might be slightly touched (transmitted by ‘Deon’), Kim Cattrall topless in a movie from the wayback machine (epic blonde goodness by way of ‘Tony T.’), Adrianne Palicki tall and hot all over for G.I. Joe (from the mind of ‘bendy’), Demi Moore classically topless in Striptease (a nice flashback to funbags from ‘Davy’), Anna Camp from True Blood fame nekkid on the Broadway stage (dazzlers provided by ‘Owen’), Cat Deeley poolside hot in Women’s Health (lovingly offered up by ‘Tracey’), wicked hot surfer Anastasia Ashley in her bikini (OMG sportsworld via ‘Jason L.’), not for celebrity, but a must-see picture of a guy and his girl at Lolapalooza that made me laugh (amateur snap provided by ‘Hope’), Miley Cyrus bra and short shorts in Big Sean video (thanks to many many of you who sent this tidbit along), more French actress topless love form Alexandra Lamy (courtesy of ‘Jean-Yves’), Rita Ora in a see-through top (wow goes out to ‘Mox’), and last, but not least, it sure looks like eagle-eyed ‘Dave W.’ caught actress Brooke D’Orsay on Royal Pains trying to shoot a scene without her panties on, might need a deeper investigation if you know what I mean. Cue sickly laughter. And, enjoy.