Up front let me say, I have no idea who half of the kid-land starlets of today are exactly. It's not exactly as if I'm perusing Nick shows during 'tween hour to get in solid chunks of laugh-track backed junior high comedies. However, my young concubine, the delightful Inez P. Minge, spends most of her days eating bulk licorice and watching Victorious, etc, so I got a bit of the insider's scoop.
At this weekend's Kids' Choice Awards Show, where essentially 12-year old girls pass judgement on what constitutes talent, the usual cast of celebrity characters made their marquee mark on the red carpet and on the stage, and, let's be honest, if 12-year old girls ran the world, we'd be in a shitload of trouble.
Still, the gathering was call to bring together a bunch of Hollywood hotties, young, and a bit older, all dressed in G-rated frocks that showed a lot of leg, but no cleavage, like lip gloss ad girls, cute, but without a hint of sexuality. Included among them were Katy Cocktease, whose team of publicists insist that she's happy, so she must be, Selena Gomez, who can't ever not look hot, Halston Sage, some young sextastic blonde with a made-up name form the Nick stable (and one of the few above 18 in the lineup, so we can actually officially call her 'hot), Ariana Grande, Heidi Klum, Victoria Justice, Ashley Tisdale, and a bevy of other farm system young model-actress types bursting at the teen seems to breakout into famous starlets. A fine mix of innocent with 'just discovered their naughty side' made for a fun evening. Enjoy.
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Heidi Klum Topless and Lotioning Up and Down Her Bodyguard; Seal Is Going to Rage!
Disclaimer: I was once blizzard bound in the Reykjavik Airport for eight hours with Swedes on holiday (if you know of this phenomenon, than you already feel sorry for me) who plowed through endless bottles of vodka while they sang Whitney Houston's 'I Will Always Love You' from The Bodyguard over and over again for the entire duration. Ever since that time, the mere mention of the word 'bodyguard' recalls so much post-traumatic stress, I curl up into a ball and hide behind my Holly Hobby overstuffed pillows and whimper softly.
Somebody obviously less averse to bodyguards is Heidi Klum, who has basically now admitted that she's banging her long time bodyguard, the dude with the tattoos, but insists (counter to Seal's claim) that she only let the bodyguard into her inner body after she was completely split from the Kiss from a Rose singer. The truth -- we do not know. But we do know that Heidi Klum at nearly 40 remains one hot (and might we add, naturally breasted) women.
(Thanks to EgoReader 'Kiff' for these photos. We know they're from a French mag, but not precisely sure of the original photo dates or locations.)