Heidi Klum

Heidi Klum Launches Her Lingerie Line In Melbourne With Long Legs and Veteran Hotness

If you’re going to launch a lingerie line, you’re going to want to look pretty damn incredibly hot. Not a problem really for Heidi Klum, who went Down Under to launch the Aussie wing of her intimates line. She looked damn amazing. If you’d ever want to wear somebody’s underwear, you could do worse than this veteran hot model.

Heidi Klum is not only a member of the forty and faptastic club, she’s a VIP feature. It’s simply wunderbar how these genetically blessed models just seem to get more and more desirable with age. Also, bank accounts, but mostly looks, I try to keep my superficial priorities. I certainly know I’d buy up her entire bra and panties line if only she whispered the command in my ear. With just a hint of yelling right at the end to push me over the top. Heidi, do with me as you please. I won’t hardly peep. Enjoy.

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Heidi Klum Lingerie Line Self Pimping Hotness, The HK Intimate Photos Are Here!

If anybody happens to have a bucket full of ice and some saltpeter by the pound, please send it in my direction. I’ll be the guy hiding behind the curtain trying to look natural. Damn, Heidi Klum. Just stop it. I mean, don’t ever stop it.

The German model turned mega- business woman turned back to veteran hot MILFtastic model took to the photo studio to be shot in her own lingerie line, HK. Granted, that’s not the most creative name for undies in the world, but I’ll just assume the H stands for Hottie and the K for Kinky. Though I suppose it could be Heidi’s initials as well. Who cares. In her presence in panties and lacy bras I’m merely going to compliment everything there is about her and her silky little nothings. There’ll be time for criticism after the amazing sex. At least, that’s when I usually get it. Heidi for the win! Enjoy.

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Heidi Klum, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Chastain And Other Hotties at the 2015 Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet


Due to my slight incapacitation today in no way related to imbibing near beer through four football games this weekend, our friends at WWTDD are handling our 2015 Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet hottie needs.

Be sure to click out and check out all the big names in Tinsel Town award season cleavetastic and all around good lookingness. This is one of the biggest decked out hottie nights of the year. Enjoy.

Heidi Klum Showers In A Bikini And Then Goes Jet Skiing In St. Barts

Oh, Heidi Klum. You’ve lived as a regular contributor to men’s spank tanks for over 25 years now and you’re still going strong. This time Heidi was spotted taking a shower on a boat in a tiny bikini. As usual, those famous Teutonic ta-tas were prominently featured. There is a bit of sideboobage action as well as some nice cleavage. As if that wasn’t enough of a treat for her fans she also has that perfect German booty to boot. I remember eagerly awaiting the Victoria’s Secret catalog when I was in high school back in the 90′s to check out that perfect thumper in various frilly underpanties. Sometimes the classics are the way to go and her derriere is a classic.

My wife used to make me watch that Project Runway show she does. The major problem with that show is that she’s too clothed. I guarantee a ratings boost if she did it in a bikini.

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Heidi Klum Topless on Christmas Caribbean Bikini Making the Sexy Vacation!

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I get it. European women are much more liberal with exposing their bare funbags around the beach and pool. Yadda yadda yadda. Heidi Klum topless! We win. European rules aside, Heidi Klum is now an American TV star and model and business empire genius. She’s also a member of our Forties and Faptastic club, of which the price for admission is pictures such as these candids of Heidi in St. Barth’s hanging by the private pool quite topless with her young boy toy boyfriend (oh, let that be me next Chriatmas!).

Heidi Klum is some marvel of MILFtastic genetics, standing statuesque and blonde and epic ta-ta’s after I can’t count that high number of children and past marriages and all that. The sextastic female form abides. And without her top on, these just may be some of my favorite Heidi Klum photos ever. Damn, I think I’m going to cry, again. Where’s my wealthy hot topless cougar sugar mama to order me to coat her natural melons with SPF-50? I’m so waiting. Enjoy.

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Heidi Klum Is One Hot Soccer Mom

Your average soccer mom does not look like Heidi Klum. If that were the case a hell of a lot more soccer dads would attend their kid’s games. Sad, but true, y’all. Heidi wore a pair of cut-off short shorts and a black tank top to watch her kids play soccer in the park. The tank top has a deep plunging neckline. The result is some nice cleav action to go with all the running around and ball kicking. The short shorts sow off those legendary long Teutonic legs that made Heidi a household name and led to her getting that show about fashion designers making dresses out of garbage or whatever. All I know is that I hope when and if I reproduce that my kid’s teammates have moms in anyway similar to Heidi.

The really amazing thing is that she managed to still look like that after having like 15 of Seal’s kids. Some people have just won the genetic lottery.

Bella Thorne, Heidi Klum, Bar Refaeli the Height of Hotness at amFAR Gala in Milan

With any big Fashion Week comes the ballyhooed and star-studded amFAR fundraising gala for AIDS. it is a must stop for every big name in thespianics and modeling who happens to be in town for the big week’s events. Milan is a major stop for the fashionistas, a big building block in the Emperor’s New Clothes industry . If you’re good looking, it’s pretty much a must visit in mid September after New York and London. I know what you’re thinking. Why wasn’t I there then. Well, there’s a little thing called NFL Sunday Ticket that keeps me America-bound during the late Summer and Fall.

Super sextastic lovelies attending the amFAR party included Bar Refaeli, Alessandra Ambrosio, Heidi Klum, Bella Thorne, and many more. If you happened to be a model looking dude yourself, or if your Lambo is just your weekend cruising vehicle, you probably could do very well for yourself at this party, albeit they do expect a nice six figure donation for attending. Worth it to hobnob with the hotites. I mean, I hope they do take personal checks drawn from mysterious sounding institutions like the Bank of Bill. I need to get to this party! Enjoy.