Heather Locklear Files for Divorce

In yet another example of how all Hollywood marriages are doomed to fail, Heather Locklear has filed for divorce from her husband of 11 years, Richie Sambora, reports People magazine.

In paperwork filed Thursday in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Locklear requests physical custody of the couple's 8-year-old daughter, Ava Elizabeth, with visitation rights for Sambora. The actress cites "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for the split. According to the divorce petition, the couple signed a prenuptial agreement that determines how their assets will be divided.

Right, "irreconcilable differences"... Which really means she couldn't take be married to a member of Bon Jovi anymore.

So, as they say in the blogosphere: DUNZO!