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Heather Locklear is Freaking Me Out

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bill-swift - March 17, 2008

According to her IMDB page, Heather Locklear is 47 years old, but her face can't be more than a few weeks old. From her collagen lips, to her stretched out cheeks, I don't know what part of Heather Locklear is still real. Actually, her hands are definitely real. Real gross. They look like they belong to a woman twice her age.

And then there's the matter of Heather Locklear's breasts. Those are some incredibly perky boobs for a woman three years shy of 50, and she's not even a bra. Add to that the fact that her nipples look like they're cross-eyed, and I'm left wondering what part of Heather Locklear is still really hers. Oh right, her gross old lady hands.

That being said, I'd still hit it.

Photo credit: X17



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