Halston Sage. Granted, that’s about as Hollywood a name as you may ever find, and not really this Hebrew School hotties real name, but, I look well beyond the superficial to the even hotter superficial of just how stellar Halston looked over the weekend at the Kaleidoscope Ball for UCLA hospital charities. As you know, I’m currently serving a four hundred year ban from all balls, galas, and Chuck E. Cheese due to unfounded rumors about not wearing proper attire and or public indecency. Truly a false if not entirely explicable misunderstanding. Still, I do so love the celebrity sextatic decked out in their finest for the most froufrou of events. Hence, long range lenses and my secret mustache disguises.
Halston is a veteran of the Nickelodeon teen starlet days and now at twenty-one just bursting onto the scene in more grown up TV fare. She’s also spectacularly good looking with a body built for both sharing and caring. I suspect we’ll be seeing much more of her in the magazines and photoshoots and thespianic work in the near future. She’s officially on my radar. Yes, I know Interpol, I was ordered to shut that radar down. Well, good luck finding me in my near North Pole lair. Oops. Enjoy.
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