Halston Sage

Halston Sage Cleavy Hot Entrance For Kaleidoscope Ball

Halston Sage. Granted, that’s about as Hollywood a name as you may ever find, and not really this Hebrew School hotties real name, but, I look well beyond the superficial to the even hotter superficial of just how stellar Halston looked over the weekend at the Kaleidoscope Ball for UCLA hospital charities. As you know, I’m currently serving a four hundred year ban from all balls, galas, and Chuck E. Cheese due to unfounded rumors about not wearing proper attire and or public indecency. Truly a false if not entirely explicable misunderstanding. Still, I do so love the celebrity sextatic decked out in their finest for the most froufrou of events. Hence, long range lenses and my secret mustache disguises.

Halston is a veteran of the Nickelodeon teen starlet days and now at twenty-one just bursting onto the scene in more grown up TV fare. She’s also spectacularly good looking with a body built for both sharing and caring. I suspect we’ll be seeing much more of her in the magazines and photoshoots and thespianic work in the near future. She’s officially on my radar. Yes, I know Interpol, I was ordered to shut that radar down. Well, good luck finding me in my near North Pole lair. Oops. Enjoy.

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Katy Perry, Selena Gomez, and Halston Sage Lead List of Hotties at Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards

Up front let me say, I have no idea who half of the kid-land starlets of today are exactly. It’s not exactly as if I’m perusing Nick shows during ‘tween hour to get in solid chunks of laugh-track backed junior high comedies. However, my young concubine, the delightful Inez P. Minge, spends most of her days eating bulk licorice and watching Victorious, etc, so I got a bit of the insider’s scoop.

At this weekend’s Kids’ Choice Awards Show, where essentially 12-year old girls pass judgement on what constitutes talent, the usual cast of celebrity characters made their marquee mark on the red carpet and on the stage, and, let’s be honest, if 12-year old girls ran the world, we’d be in a shitload of trouble.

Still, the gathering was call to bring together a bunch of Hollywood hotties, young, and a bit older, all dressed in G-rated frocks that showed a lot of leg, but no cleavage, like lip gloss ad girls, cute, but without a hint of sexuality. Included among them were Katy Cocktease, whose team of publicists insist that she’s happy, so she must be, Selena Gomez, who can’t ever not look hot, Halston Sage, some young sextastic blonde with a made-up name form the Nick stable (and one of the few above 18 in the lineup, so we can actually officially call her ‘hot), Ariana GrandeHeidi KlumVictoria JusticeAshley Tisdale, and a bevy of other farm system young model-actress types bursting at the teen seems to breakout into famous starlets. A fine mix of innocent with ‘just discovered their naughty side’ made for a fun evening. Enjoy.