Gisele Bundchen

Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pictures Present a Preggo Supermodel Whose Rump We’d Still Love to Bump

By Bill Swift | November 5, 2012 @ 11:15 pm
Gisele Bundchen is Pregnant and in a Bikini on Miami Beach
Gisele Bundchen is Pregnant and in a Bikini on Miami Beach
Gisele Bundchen is Pregnant and in a Bikini on Miami Beach
Gisele Bundchen is Pregnant and in a Bikini on Miami Beach
Gisele Bundchen is Pregnant and in a Bikini on Miami Beach
Gisele Bundchen is Pregnant and in a Bikini on Miami Beach
Gisele Bundchen is Pregnant and in a Bikini on Miami Beach
Gisele Bundchen is Pregnant and in a Bikini on Miami Beach
Gisele Bundchen is Pregnant and in a Bikini on Miami Beach
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You know, my office safety buddy Aaron thinks that we have too many pregnant celebrities featured on Egotastic!, but what are we to do in this year of 2012 when seemingly half of every Tinsel Town hottie has got themselves knocked up by a husband or boyfriend or unemployed DJ living off of B.H. 90210 residual checks?

Take for example bumpable boot-knockable Gisele Bundchen who we've only lusted after for just about forever. Are we to not take notice when she shows off her model into mommy transformation in a tiny bikini by the pool? Oh, sure, not everyone out there is a preggo fetish junky, and that's fine, we can accept that normalcy, but if the idea of Gisele Bundchen laid out on her back in your boudoir unable to properly right herself until after you re-create the conception process doesn't give you a crooked pause, then you're not closing your eyes hard enough when you dream. Enjoy.

OKAY, SO MAYBE WE FIRST FELL IN LUST WITH GISELE WITH A FLAT TUMMY
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Gisele Bundchen Battles Camila Alves in the Thunderdome of Pregnant Brazilian Supermodel Hotness

By Bill Swift | August 27, 2012 @ 12:45 pm

You know we have a thing for the ladies with child, who swell up with sextastic curves in places we desire to explore with our extremities, but when those ladies are supermodel hotties like Gisele Bundchen

Gisele Bundchen Shines in a White Dress in Brazil
Gisele Bundchen Shines in a White Dress in Brazil
Gisele Bundchen Shines in a White Dress in Brazil
Gisele Bundchen Shines in a White Dress in Brazil
Gisele Bundchen Shines in a White Dress in Brazil
Gisele Bundchen Shines in a White Dress in Brazil
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and Camila Alves, well, the stakes stoke us that much higher.

Camila Alves is Pregnant and Glowing While Walking in NYC
Camila Alves is Pregnant and Glowing While Walking in NYC
Camila Alves is Pregnant and Glowing While Walking in NYC
Camila Alves is Pregnant and Glowing While Walking in NYC
Camila Alves is Pregnant and Glowing While Walking in NYC
Camila Alves is Pregnant and Glowing While Walking in NYC
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What's an earnest boy with a fetish supposed to do but look and wonder what it must be like to see those milky jigglers swaying back and forth to the beats of my Best of Hair Metal mix-tape. Mmm, mmm, and mmm. Enjoy.

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READER FINDS: Gisele Bundchen Hella Sexy, Katy Perry Sideboob, Alexa Chung Topless, and Much Much More…

 
By Bill Swift | July 6, 2012 @ 9:29 am
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 Gisele Bundchen Photoshoot for Hope 2012
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Everyday feels like my birthday when it comes to the generous donations of our decidedly dedicated readers and our weekly assemblage of the asstastic, boobtastic, and all parts unclothed in between on our very sexiest celebrities. From week to week, we really never know what we're going to see, we just know we're going to have one amazing time seeing it. The very best hodgepodge of hotness on the net we like to call, Reader Finds.

This week's Reader Finds includes Gisele Bundchen lingerie hotness, Vanessa Hudgens squeezable bottom, classic topless Sophie Reade, Katy Cocktease doing what else but flashing some side mammaries, Alexa Chung freaky bleeding topless, Jennifer Walcott athletically hot, Holly Peers and Staci Noblett becoming bosom buddies by the sea, Kelly Brook major league sextastic in lingerie, Ali Cobrin topless udder goodness, Alyssa Miller in topless outdoorsy hotness, and Elizabeth Loaiza behind the scenes unclothed. Visual treats for the whole family!

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Gisele Bundchen Fashionably Smoking Hot in Vogue Paris

By Bill Swift | May 25, 2012 @ 12:21 pm
Gisele Bundchen Steamy Photoshoot in Vogue Paris June 2012 Issue
Gisele Bundchen Steamy Photoshoot in Vogue Paris June 2012 Issue
Gisele Bundchen Steamy Photoshoot in Vogue Paris June 2012 Issue
Gisele Bundchen Steamy Photoshoot in Vogue Paris June 2012 Issue
Gisele Bundchen Steamy Photoshoot in Vogue Paris June 2012 Issue
Gisele Bundchen Steamy Photoshoot in Vogue Paris June 2012 Issue
Gisele Bundchen Steamy Photoshoot in Vogue Paris June 2012 Issue
Gisele Bundchen Steamy Photoshoot in Vogue Paris June 2012 Issue
Gisele Bundchen Steamy Photoshoot in Vogue Paris June 2012 Issue
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Tom Brady haters aside, cause, yeah, he gets to dip his wick in Gisele's flower basket, there's no not loving Gisele Bundchen who puts on quite a show in Vogue Paris this month.

Now, normally, this magazine might leave a man feeling a little lost in the world of high-fashion, but when Gisele starts taking off those clothes, fashion quickly turns into fun visual treats and these treats are a sight to behold.

What makes a model a supermodel? Well, I guess there's the money and the popularity, but then there's that certain 'it' quality, and 'it' is currently driving me kind of crazy here checking out Gisele. Enjoy

OH, GISELE, YOU ARE SO DAMN FLEXIBLE
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Gisele Bundchen Sells Bras By Flashing Her Own Down in Brazil

By Bill Swift | May 16, 2012 @ 8:14 am
Gisele Bundchen Flashes Her Lingerie in a See-Through Top in Brazil
Gisele Bundchen Flashes Her Lingerie in a See-Through Top in Brazil
Gisele Bundchen Flashes Her Lingerie in a See-Through Top in Brazil
Gisele Bundchen Flashes Her Lingerie in a See-Through Top in Brazil
Gisele Bundchen Flashes Her Lingerie in a See-Through Top in Brazil
Gisele Bundchen Flashes Her Lingerie in a See-Through Top in Brazil
Gisele Bundchen Flashes Her Lingerie in a See-Through Top in Brazil
Gisele Bundchen Flashes Her Lingerie in a See-Through Top in Brazil
Gisele Bundchen Flashes Her Lingerie in a See-Through Top in Brazil
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From Brazil whence come the hotties and back to Brazil the hotties shall return.

Gisele Bundchen returned to her homeland in Sudamericana for a bit of hullabaloo of the conquering heroine and to pimp the blessed shizz out of her new lingerie line, by serving as the own model for her silky wares, flashing her own sold silky boob-holders beneath her sheer top at a promotional event in Sao Paulo.

The world's number one (maybe two or three) most prominent W.A.G. and former Victoria's Secret model knows a thing or two about how to sell a bra, and yesterday in Brazil was no exception, as the paparazzi swarmed to snap photos of the sextastic supermodel doing what she does best -- looking supremely hot, smiling, and getting you to buy stuff. Sex still sells quite well it turns out. Enjoy

GISELE LOOKS HER BEST WHEN SHE'S WET AND HARDLY DRESSED
Gisele Bundchen Wears an Asstastic Bikini in Costa Rica
Gisele Bundchen Wears an Asstastic Bikini in Costa Rica
Gisele Bundchen Wears an Asstastic Bikini in Costa Rica
Gisele Bundchen Wears an Asstastic Bikini in Costa Rica
Gisele Bundchen Wears an Asstastic Bikini in Costa Rica
Gisele Bundchen Wears an Asstastic Bikini in Costa Rica
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Scarlett Johansson, Cameron Diaz, Sofia Vergara Lead List of Hotties at the Met Museum of Art Costume Gala

By Bill Swift | May 8, 2012 @ 8:50 am
Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties
Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties
Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties
Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties
Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties
Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties
Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties
Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties
Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties
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Now, the last time I got invited to a costume party, I attended the event dressed as one of the members of the Teletubbies, so you can imagine how long ago that way, like three or four years now. And I somehow didn't receive my invitation to the more prestigious, celebrity A-list only Metropolitan Museum of Art annual Costume Gala, that brings out essentially every single top tier star in Hollywood to this swank N.Y.C. dress up event. I bet they're not serving up Gino's Pizza Rolls in that shindig.

While not invited, we still get the benefit of seeing this amazing plethora of sextastic celebs, of which we picked our 15 or so favorites, led by the likes of the super busty hot Scarlett Johansson, ever red carpet stealing Sofia Vergara, Cameron Diaz looking especially bosomy protruding, and Anja Rubik in a dress you will not soon forget, just to name a few.

Check them all out and see who you think would make your hottest virtual prom date. Enjoy.

FOR THOSE WHO LUST THE HOT DECKED OUT LADIES, LAST YEAR'S COSTUME GALA
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AND PRIOR YEAR'S: TONS OF A-LIST HOTTIES ALL GOWNED UP
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Gisele Bundchen Lingerie Pictures Assure Her Spot at the Top of the WAG List

By Bill Swift | February 14, 2012 @ 8:47 am
THe Lady Gets What the Lady Wants
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Topless Gisele is Uber-Hot
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Remember a couple weeks ago when we all made fun of Gisele Bundchen for calling out the wide receivers on the New England Patriots for dropping several of her husband's passes in the Super Bowl? Remember when we thought that football commentary, least of all finger pointing, right after the game was simply not the place for a sports wife?

Yeah, I don't remember any of that either, not now that the entirety of my memory banks have been erased and replaced with images of Gisele Bundchen in her Fidelia lingerie pictorial. Super damn damn. Just look at this woman. Don't tell me you wouldn't let this woman say whatever she wanted to say if she was sliding into your bed each evening after work.

'Oh, Tom, I'm sorry, did I embarrass you in front of your friends?'

'No, baby, not at all. Now how about we take the rest of those clothes off.'

Something like that. Enjoy.

Gisele Bundchen Fidelia Lingerie Photoshoot
Gisele Bundchen Fidelia Lingerie Photoshoot
Gisele Bundchen Fidelia Lingerie Photoshoot
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