Gisele Bundchen

Gisele Bundchen’s Long Sexy Legs At The Chanel Celebration Dinner

Hall of fame hottie Gisele Bundchen brought her legendary legs to the Chanel Celebration Dinner in New York City. The supermodel was wearing a short silver dress that only went to the top of her thighs. Needless to say, her legs were on complete display and it was glorious. She is one of those classic tall models that is largely made up of a pair of sexy legs. She's got stems for miles, as your grandfather might say. I remember years ago enjoying her work in the Victoria's Secret catalogs. It was always a special day when that would arrive at the house. For those of you too young to remember, printed paper copies of store inventories used to get sent to you free of charge. It was called a catalog and the Victoria's Secret one was filled with lingerie pics of people like Gisele. It was a glorious time to be alive.

But now we can still see her all we want on the computer machine. The medium is the message, or whatever.

Gisele Bundchen Long Luscious Legs on the Parisian Catwalk

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for... meh it's not me. It's Gisele Bundchen. While her husband was having a less than memorable moment in Kansas City, Gisele was in Paris getting paid eighteen billion dollars and some cents for modeling Chanel on the catwalk in the heart of the fashion world. I don't exactly know where a woman would go dressed in half these things the hotties model, but straight to my bedroom is how it turns in my fantasies. That turn and return to backstage could easily be modified by putting up a detour sign, building an extended walkway, and perhaps a Lego bridge right into my house. I've got plans.

Gisele didn't just luck into being the world's top paid models. She has the chops. The body. The legs. The look. The special 'it' factor that makes women want to buy the things she wears. You can't explain it, you can only see the results. And the legs. Those hot mommy legs. Put me down for an order of two bushels. Is that how you order haute couture? Enjoy.

Gisele Bundchen Hot Leg Show Pimping Lingerie Down Rio Way

Gisele Bundchen may own many of our hearts and other organs here in the states, but back home in Brazil she's simply revered as a champion. So why not sell the heck out of lingerie to your beloved fans. And why not pimp the shizz out of that lingerie while wearing tiny dresses and showing off all the hard work you for on your MILFtastic legs and body. These are all rhetorical questions.

I can only imagine how many bras and panties Gisele is moving in Sudamericana. Not that she doesn't deserve every bit of success. Not simply because she's incredibly alluring, which does in and of itself deserve riches, but because she works her booty off to build her brand name around the world. If I was married to a Super Bowl winning QB, you'd find me with a mimosa by the pool 365 days a year. 366 on leap years. Gisele gets out there. Shows off. Smiles. Preens. Promotes. And, after all, we are talking silky little bras and panties. She's doing the Lord's work. Enjoy.

Gisele Bundchen Hot Soccer Playing MILFtastic Park Mom

When you have a body and legs like Gisele Bundchen, everything you do in shorts in the park is pretty much killer sextastic. You could be picking up recycling or tossing bread crumbs to the pigeons and I'd be behind the nearest shack hoping Ranger Rick doesn't hit me with another annoyance citation. Ten more of those and I think I'm banned from all city, state, and national parks for two years.

But how can you not get slightly tingly watching the MILFtastic Gisele play soccer in the park. Those long legs and naturally born Brazilian skills probably make her something of a natural. I know I'd like to take a shot at her goal with my balls. That's a soccer reference, purely. Oh, Gisele, let's see if we can go 90-minutes, plus stoppage time naturally, though I don't see much of that occurring if I'm given the chance. Enjoy.

Gisele Bundchen Covered Topless in Photo Magazine France

Hall of fame hottie Gisele Bundchen did the covered topless bit in Photo Magazine France's August 2014 issue. She wore a variety of different outfits including a metal bustier straight out of the Madonna 1991 collection. But the really spectacular pics are the ones of her wearing nothing at all. Only a strategically placed hand or kneee keeps us from seeing the whole package. Giselle's funbags are a work of art. I don't know if they are natural and I don't care. Whoever is responsible for creating those boobies deserves some kind of medal. Her booty is also an incredible feet of Brazilian engineering. Her booty cleft in some of these pictures is breathtaking. She's been one of the hottest women in the world for a long time and I don't see that changing anytime soon. She's as hot now as she was fifteen years ago.

Maybe she is some kind of alien from a planet of hot people that don't age and always look hot even when they are 52. That's a close encounter I'd like to have.

Gisele Bundchen Bikini Body Hotness In the Dog Days of Summer

Every now and then I'll see one of those articles about how Gisele Bundchen is the highest paid model in the world each year and then I'll kind of wonder and then I'll see her in a little showy outfit or bikini again and remember, oh, yeah, that's why. Not only is Gisele super famous and celebrity and pimping the shizz out of twenty different merchandise lines at any given time, but she's the original big time Brazilian supermodel. The girl who brought that specific sultry look to the pages of pretty much every single major fashion and beauty magazine across the planet. Marrying famous and such didn't hurt, but it's Gisele's long lean lust inducing body and ability to photograph hot in anything that made her the kazillionaire she is today.

Seeing Gisele in a two piece prancing across the beach with her pooch just reminds us, even in stupid floppy hats, Gisele is a standout among the multitude. Supermodels don't just grow on trees. But, man, if they did, how I would plant one this second in my backyard and raise it with the care of a nervous mother. Enjoy.

Gisele Bundchen Nude Sort Of and Suntanned Summer Hot in Lui Magazine

Can Gisele Bundchen still bring it? Oh, she done brought it in the latest edition of Lui magazine, the French periodical dedicated to making sure people understand that the French know what hotness looks like beyond all the meta and the memes and the artistry. With Gisele barely covered and bronzed and beneath the sun, they've certainly made a statement as to that understanding. Some might wonder if after being a MILF a couple times over and a NFL wife and all the trappings of her business and commercial pursuit if Gisele would perhaps slow down on the old school sextastic front. Um, no, would be the answer to that line of wondering.

Gisele wasn't the first Brazilian export to catch the world's attention, but she certainly has been one of the more famous door wide openers for the outpouring of Sudamericana model hotness to the Northern hemisphere. Like the Lewis and Clark of hot half-nekkid bodiness. Adventure awaits. Enjoy.