Gisele Bundchen

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Hall of fame hottie Gisele Bundchen brought her legendary legs to the Chanel Celebration Dinner in New York City. The supermodel was wearing a short silver dress that only went to the top of her thighs. Needless to say, her legs were on complete display and it was glorious. She is one of those classic tall models that is largely made up of a pair of sexy legs. She’s got stems for miles, as your grandfather might say. I remember years ago enjoying her work in the Victoria’s Secret catalogs. It was always a special day when that would arrive at the house. For those of you too young to remember, printed paper copies of store inventories used to get sent to you free of charge. It was called a catalog and the Victoria’s Secret one was filled with lingerie pics of people like Gisele. It was a glorious time to be alive.

But now we can still see her all we want on the computer machine. The medium is the message, or whatever.

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Gisele Bundchen may own many of our hearts and other organs here in the states, but back home in Brazil she’s simply revered as a champion. So why not sell the heck out of lingerie to your beloved fans. And why not pimp the shizz out of that lingerie while wearing tiny dresses and showing off all the hard work you for on your MILFtastic legs and body. These are all rhetorical questions.

I can only imagine how many bras and panties Gisele is moving in Sudamericana. Not that she doesn’t deserve every bit of success. Not simply because she’s incredibly alluring, which does in and of itself deserve riches, but because she works her booty off to build her brand name around the world. If I was married to a Super Bowl winning QB, you’d find me with a mimosa by the pool 365 days a year. 366 on leap years. Gisele gets out there. Shows off. Smiles. Preens. Promotes. And, after all, we are talking silky little bras and panties. She’s doing the Lord’s work. Enjoy.

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When you have a body and legs like Gisele Bundchen, everything you do in shorts in the park is pretty much killer sextastic. You could be picking up recycling or tossing bread crumbs to the pigeons and I’d be behind the nearest shack hoping Ranger Rick doesn’t hit me with another annoyance citation. Ten more of those and I think I’m banned from all city, state, and national parks for two years.

But how can you not get slightly tingly watching the MILFtastic Gisele play soccer in the park. Those long legs and naturally born Brazilian skills probably make her something of a natural. I know I’d like to take a shot at her goal with my balls. That’s a soccer reference, purely. Oh, Gisele, let’s see if we can go 90-minutes, plus stoppage time naturally, though I don’t see much of that occurring if I’m given the chance. Enjoy.