Gisele Bundchen

Gisele Bundchen Wears A Tiny Black Bikini While On The Beach In Costa Rica

Legendary sexy vixen Gisele Bundchen was spotted on the beach in Costa Rica in a teeny tiny black bikini. Her pair of perkies were looking splendid. Gisele has the kind of boobs that you just want to put in your pocket and take with you all day. They’re the boobs that you dream about when you make a composite hot girl in your dreams. After all, Gisele’s work over the years has made all of us happy in our bathing suit areas. But my favorite part of these pics is how amazing her booty looks in that thong. Her cheeks are like two fluffy little pillows that are highly smackable, but in a good way. A sexy way. But it’s best to resist those kinds of urges. After all, that’s how people get arrested.

So, Central America is where all the hotties have been hiding all winter, eh? Remind me to book my flight for next winter to some southern exotic locale full of nubile beauties.

Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews

Amanda Cerny, Gisele Bundchen, Jaime King And Emily Didonato Topless Covered in the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

No sextastic celebrity can resist the allure of self-published social media hottie pics. It’s simply just too powerful a temptation. Even Iggy Azalea who I believe quit social media several weeks ago is back with a new photo. It’s the biggest game in town and girls with big egos are simply not going to miss it. Thankfully so.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes a series of beautiful women barely covered including Amanda Cerny, Gisele Bundchen, Emily Didonato, and Jaime King, not to mention a noteworthy appearance from Kylie Jenner racktastic and Anastasia Ashley asstastic. It’s quite a thing. Chock full of goodies that won’t rot your teeth, just the happy parts of your mind. You owe it to your March Madness bracket which is about to become scrap paper to check out each and every one of these passion inducing personal uploads. Enjoy.

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Gisele Bundchen Braless Leggy Shoe Pimpstress

I think it’s pretty clear you don’t need undergarments to sell shoes. And if you’re paying one of the highest paid super models in the world to pimp your footwear, you definitely don’t want her cluttering up her look with a bra. Oh, no, these sandals and pumps need to be moved off the shelves.

Hence, the gloriously Brazilian hot Gisele Bundchen barely covered up top pushing the heels and flats. I’m not as into the shoes as much as some of the next guys who like to wear masks and cuffs, but I do respect a fine lady in killer heels. Also, I respect pretty much Gisele does and would let her walk all over me, shoes or barefoot more than acceptable. This is no low-end pimping campaign. This is Mario Testino shooting Gisele Bundchen. I bet these shoes cost more than my Payless faux Crocs. You’re worth it, Gisele. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Mario Testino For Stuart Weitzman

Gisele Bundchen Bikini Twinsies With Her Little Sister in Costa Rica

If you’ve ever wondered what a bikini beach get-together looks like between supermodel Gisele Bundchen and her cutie little bosomy sister Rafaela, well, wonder no more. Thanks to state of the art technology known as the digital camera and airline travel, we now have a candid peek at Gisele and Rafaela cruising the upscale beaches of Costa Rica on a little December sisterly bikini holiday together. Presumably the babies and other people are somewhere too, but who really cares? This is all about two Brazilian sextastic sisters strutting the beach for our perusal. Though they may not know this.

As you proceed forth into your insane Christmas shopping this weekend, try to calm and soothe yourself with images of Gisele Bundchen in a bikini and her sweet little sister perhaps coming up to your beach hut and asking if you have anything to satisfy their needs. I make a mean mojito that comes with the right to savage me as they see fit. I’m a what happens in my Costa Rican mojito shack stays in the shack kind of guy, Bundchen sisters. Your dark secrets are safe with me. I won’t even sells photos of the welts around my groin to TMZ. They’ll be our personal happy memories keepsakes. Enjoy.

Photo credit: PacificCoastNews

Gisele Bundchen Models Gisele Intimates Lingerie

Who better to model the shizz out of Gisele Intimates than Gisele Bundchen herself? That’s kind of a rhetorical question as who better to model any lingerie line than Gisele? Naturally, she’s kind of a pricy when it comes to photo shoots and product pimping, so most people simply can’t afford her in their skivvies. But when you own a nice piece of the merch yourself, naturally you’re going to strip down bare and slip into your own bras and panties and slips and look absolutely smoking hot and alluring so every woman (and man like me with a shame closet) will be buying your boudoir wear this Christmas.

Gisele in Gisele Intimates. It seems so simple, but it’s the key to so many complex anatomical feelings. Many of which require the laying down of plastic sheets so as not to ruin the original wood flooring. Always use protection. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: GSI

Gisele Bundchen’s Long Sexy Legs At The Chanel Celebration Dinner

Hall of fame hottie Gisele Bundchen brought her legendary legs to the Chanel Celebration Dinner in New York City. The supermodel was wearing a short silver dress that only went to the top of her thighs. Needless to say, her legs were on complete display and it was glorious. She is one of those classic tall models that is largely made up of a pair of sexy legs. She’s got stems for miles, as your grandfather might say. I remember years ago enjoying her work in the Victoria’s Secret catalogs. It was always a special day when that would arrive at the house. For those of you too young to remember, printed paper copies of store inventories used to get sent to you free of charge. It was called a catalog and the Victoria’s Secret one was filled with lingerie pics of people like Gisele. It was a glorious time to be alive.

But now we can still see her all we want on the computer machine. The medium is the message, or whatever.

Gisele Bundchen Long Luscious Legs on the Parisian Catwalk

I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for… meh it’s not me. It’s Gisele Bundchen. While her husband was having a less than memorable moment in Kansas City, Gisele was in Paris getting paid eighteen billion dollars and some cents for modeling Chanel on the catwalk in the heart of the fashion world. I don’t exactly know where a woman would go dressed in half these things the hotties model, but straight to my bedroom is how it turns in my fantasies. That turn and return to backstage could easily be modified by putting up a detour sign, building an extended walkway, and perhaps a Lego bridge right into my house. I’ve got plans.

Gisele didn’t just luck into being the world’s top paid models. She has the chops. The body. The legs. The look. The special ‘it’ factor that makes women want to buy the things she wears. You can’t explain it, you can only see the results. And the legs. Those hot mommy legs. Put me down for an order of two bushels. Is that how you order haute couture? Enjoy.