Gisele Bundchen

Gisele Bundchen Hot Leg Show Pimping Lingerie Down Rio Way

Gisele Bundchen may own many of our hearts and other organs here in the states, but back home in Brazil she's simply revered as a champion. So why not sell the heck out of lingerie to your beloved fans. And why not pimp the shizz out of that lingerie while wearing tiny dresses and showing off all the hard work you for on your MILFtastic legs and body. These are all rhetorical questions.

I can only imagine how many bras and panties Gisele is moving in Sudamericana. Not that she doesn't deserve every bit of success. Not simply because she's incredibly alluring, which does in and of itself deserve riches, but because she works her booty off to build her brand name around the world. If I was married to a Super Bowl winning QB, you'd find me with a mimosa by the pool 365 days a year. 366 on leap years. Gisele gets out there. Shows off. Smiles. Preens. Promotes. And, after all, we are talking silky little bras and panties. She's doing the Lord's work. Enjoy.

Gisele Bundchen Hot Soccer Playing MILFtastic Park Mom

When you have a body and legs like Gisele Bundchen, everything you do in shorts in the park is pretty much killer sextastic. You could be picking up recycling or tossing bread crumbs to the pigeons and I'd be behind the nearest shack hoping Ranger Rick doesn't hit me with another annoyance citation. Ten more of those and I think I'm banned from all city, state, and national parks for two years.

But how can you not get slightly tingly watching the MILFtastic Gisele play soccer in the park. Those long legs and naturally born Brazilian skills probably make her something of a natural. I know I'd like to take a shot at her goal with my balls. That's a soccer reference, purely. Oh, Gisele, let's see if we can go 90-minutes, plus stoppage time naturally, though I don't see much of that occurring if I'm given the chance. Enjoy.

Gisele Bundchen Covered Topless in Photo Magazine France

Hall of fame hottie Gisele Bundchen did the covered topless bit in Photo Magazine France's August 2014 issue. She wore a variety of different outfits including a metal bustier straight out of the Madonna 1991 collection. But the really spectacular pics are the ones of her wearing nothing at all. Only a strategically placed hand or kneee keeps us from seeing the whole package. Giselle's funbags are a work of art. I don't know if they are natural and I don't care. Whoever is responsible for creating those boobies deserves some kind of medal. Her booty is also an incredible feet of Brazilian engineering. Her booty cleft in some of these pictures is breathtaking. She's been one of the hottest women in the world for a long time and I don't see that changing anytime soon. She's as hot now as she was fifteen years ago.

Maybe she is some kind of alien from a planet of hot people that don't age and always look hot even when they are 52. That's a close encounter I'd like to have.

Gisele Bundchen Bikini Body Hotness In the Dog Days of Summer

Every now and then I'll see one of those articles about how Gisele Bundchen is the highest paid model in the world each year and then I'll kind of wonder and then I'll see her in a little showy outfit or bikini again and remember, oh, yeah, that's why. Not only is Gisele super famous and celebrity and pimping the shizz out of twenty different merchandise lines at any given time, but she's the original big time Brazilian supermodel. The girl who brought that specific sultry look to the pages of pretty much every single major fashion and beauty magazine across the planet. Marrying famous and such didn't hurt, but it's Gisele's long lean lust inducing body and ability to photograph hot in anything that made her the kazillionaire she is today.

Seeing Gisele in a two piece prancing across the beach with her pooch just reminds us, even in stupid floppy hats, Gisele is a standout among the multitude. Supermodels don't just grow on trees. But, man, if they did, how I would plant one this second in my backyard and raise it with the care of a nervous mother. Enjoy.

Gisele Bundchen Nude Sort Of and Suntanned Summer Hot in Lui Magazine

Can Gisele Bundchen still bring it? Oh, she done brought it in the latest edition of Lui magazine, the French periodical dedicated to making sure people understand that the French know what hotness looks like beyond all the meta and the memes and the artistry. With Gisele barely covered and bronzed and beneath the sun, they've certainly made a statement as to that understanding. Some might wonder if after being a MILF a couple times over and a NFL wife and all the trappings of her business and commercial pursuit if Gisele would perhaps slow down on the old school sextastic front. Um, no, would be the answer to that line of wondering.

Gisele wasn't the first Brazilian export to catch the world's attention, but she certainly has been one of the more famous door wide openers for the outpouring of Sudamericana model hotness to the Northern hemisphere. Like the Lewis and Clark of hot half-nekkid bodiness. Adventure awaits. Enjoy.

Gisele Bündchen Is Smoking Hot In Marie Claire Brazil

Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bündchen is ridiculously sexy in a shoot for Marie Claire Brazil's April issue. In the cover photo, Gisele is wearing panties, stockings, and a black jacket. You know, like you do. In the spread she sports a bra and a see through shirt. She makes Marie Claire magazine interesting for the first time since they printed that awesome brownie recipe in the spring of '92. Her black lingerie is even better than that brownie. My dad warned me when I was a young man that you need to be careful with women who wear black underwear. They are wonderfully slutty sexy but can turn on you and set your couch on fire if you aren't careful. That little tidbit of advice always stuck with me. It makes me wonder if Gisele proves that he was right. At least about the sexy sex part.

What is going on in Brazil that it produces women as hot as Gisele? Is it the water? The air? The waxes? I don't know but I have to visit while I still have feeling below the waist. The issue hits newsstands in Brazil this week. Luckily, we did the work for you. You're welcome.

Gisele Bundchen Is an Incredibly Covered Topless Hottie

Porter Magazine is calling their first edition cover feature of Gisele Bundchen in not so many clothes to be the celebration of Incredible Women. I'm not so sure about her credentials outside of these photos, but Gisele barely covering her sweet teats in a bedroom photoshoot is quite incredible to me.

Mrs. Tom Brady still offers quite a fascinating and alluring look for her many oglers and admirers around the planet. You may not delve through tiers and tiers of ladies magazines to uncover such photos, but it has to be somebody's job. Why not mine? Gisele's wicked hot body certainly makes the trials of discovery all the more worthwhile. Enjoy.