Gisele Bundchen

Gisele Bundchen Is an Incredibly Covered Topless Hottie

By Bill Swift | February 6, 2014 @ 10:31 am

Gisele Bundchen Covered Topless in Porter Magazine Spring 2014

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Porter Magazine is calling their first edition cover feature of Gisele Bundchen in not so many clothes to be the celebration of Incredible Women. I'm not so sure about her credentials outside of these photos, but Gisele barely covering her sweet teats in a bedroom photoshoot is quite incredible to me.

Mrs. Tom Brady still offers quite a fascinating and alluring look for her many oglers and admirers around the planet. You may not delve through tiers and tiers of ladies magazines to uncover such photos, but it has to be somebody's job. Why not mine? Gisele's wicked hot body certainly makes the trials of discovery all the more worthwhile. Enjoy.

GISELE LOVES THE COVERED NEKKID PICTORIALS IN WOMEN'S MAGAZINES

Gisele Bundchen Covered Her Nekkid Body in Vogue Paris November 2013

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Gisele Bundchen Topless, Yes, Topless, in Sneak Peek at Woo!

By Bill Swift | December 17, 2013 @ 2:36 pm

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Hearty thanks to photographer friend of Egotastic! Terry Osterhout for pointing us in the direction of a rather unnoticed, not before seen topless photo of Gisele Bundchen that appeared on the fashioncopious.com website last night. It's a cellphone snap of Gisele Bundchen topless in the photography compilation book, Woo!, recently released by Juergen Teller.

That's a lot of names and facts, so ignore all that and feel free to get down to the business of checking out Tom Brady's wife's glorious model funbags. Enjoy.

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Gisele Bundchen Brings Long Legs and Fun Tops to ‘Innovator Awards’

By Bill Swift | November 7, 2013 @ 10:15 am

Gisele Bundchen Sexy Legs at 2013 'Innovator Of The Year' Awards in NYC

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I'm not exactly sure who was being honored at the Innovator of the Years Awards last night in N.Y.C., but I'd sure like to see Gisele Bundchen get recognized for ogle-worthy wardrobe innovations. She didn't exactly invent the sexy showy dress, but last night, she sure helped perfect it, showing off ample amounts of sweet cleave and crazy hot MILFy legs.

Sure, you might point to other innovations in the fields of science or health or home theater systems that have much greater positive social impact on the world than mere exhibitionist gowns on wicked hot models. But I will be forced to remind you that pointing is not polite and Gisele's hotness can cure the common cold. Enjoy.

GISELE SPORTING THE BIKINI IN CENTRAL AMERICA BETWEEN BABIES

Gisele Bundchen Wears an Asstastic Bikini in Costa Rica

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Gisele Bundchen Covered Topless and Skinny MILFy in Vogue Paris

By Bill Swift | October 25, 2013 @ 10:25 am

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Sure, there's a little shopping going on, but Gisele Bundchen looks might nekkid and fine for a mom of two little ones, a natural supermodel with a body built for exhibition. She's taking it off, almost all off (except for her damn hands) in the new edition of Vogue Paris, showing that she's still a modeling force to be reckoned with.

Even as all stories about Gisele and her famous husband point to lavish home and apartment purchases, let us never forget where the bread is truly buttered. That wicked hot body of hers. Oh, how I'd like to butter it right about now. Enjoy.

GISELE IS BELOVED THE WORLD OVER JUST FOR BEING REALLy GOOD LOOKING

Gisele Bundchen Flashes Her Lingerie in a See-Through Top in Brazil

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Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pictures Present a Preggo Supermodel Whose Rump We’d Still Love to Bump

By Bill Swift | November 5, 2012 @ 11:15 pm

Gisele Bundchen is Pregnant and in a Bikini on Miami Beach

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You know, my office safety buddy Aaron thinks that we have too many pregnant celebrities featured on Egotastic!, but what are we to do in this year of 2012 when seemingly half of every Tinsel Town hottie has got themselves knocked up by a husband or boyfriend or unemployed DJ living off of B.H. 90210 residual checks?

Take for example bumpable boot-knockable Gisele Bundchen who we've only lusted after for just about forever. Are we to not take notice when she shows off her model into mommy transformation in a tiny bikini by the pool? Oh, sure, not everyone out there is a preggo fetish junky, and that's fine, we can accept that normalcy, but if the idea of Gisele Bundchen laid out on her back in your boudoir unable to properly right herself until after you re-create the conception process doesn't give you a crooked pause, then you're not closing your eyes hard enough when you dream. Enjoy.

OKAY, SO MAYBE WE FIRST FELL IN LUST WITH GISELE WITH A FLAT TUMMY

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Gisele Bundchen Battles Camila Alves in the Thunderdome of Pregnant Brazilian Supermodel Hotness

By Bill Swift | August 27, 2012 @ 12:45 pm

You know we have a thing for the ladies with child, who swell up with sextastic curves in places we desire to explore with our extremities, but when those ladies are supermodel hotties like Gisele Bundchen

Gisele Bundchen Shines in a White Dress in Brazil

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and Camila Alves, well, the stakes stoke us that much higher.

Camila Alves is Pregnant and Glowing While Walking in NYC

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What's an earnest boy with a fetish supposed to do but look and wonder what it must be like to see those milky jigglers swaying back and forth to the beats of my Best of Hair Metal mix-tape. Mmm, mmm, and mmm. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Gisele Bundchen Hella Sexy, Katy Perry Sideboob, Alexa Chung Topless, and Much Much More…

By Bill Swift | July 6, 2012 @ 9:29 am

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Gisele Bundchen Photoshoot for Hope 2012

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Everyday feels like my birthday when it comes to the generous donations of our decidedly dedicated readers and our weekly assemblage of the asstastic, boobtastic, and all parts unclothed in between on our very sexiest celebrities. From week to week, we really never know what we're going to see, we just know we're going to have one amazing time seeing it. The very best hodgepodge of hotness on the net we like to call, Reader Finds.

This week's Reader Finds includes Gisele Bundchen lingerie hotness, Vanessa Hudgens squeezable bottom, classic topless Sophie Reade, Katy Cocktease doing what else but flashing some side mammaries, Alexa Chung freaky bleeding topless, Jennifer Walcott athletically hot, Holly Peers and Staci Noblett becoming bosom buddies by the sea, Kelly Brook major league sextastic in lingerie, Ali Cobrin topless udder goodness, Alyssa Miller in topless outdoorsy hotness, and Elizabeth Loaiza behind the scenes unclothed. Visual treats for the whole family!