Gisele Bundchen

Gisele Bündchen Is Smoking Hot In Marie Claire Brazil

Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bündchen is ridiculously sexy in a shoot for Marie Claire Brazil’s April issue. In the cover photo, Gisele is wearing panties, stockings, and a black jacket. You know, like you do. In the spread she sports a bra and a see through shirt. She makes Marie Claire magazine interesting for the first time since they printed that awesome brownie recipe in the spring of ’92. Her black lingerie is even better than that brownie. My dad warned me when I was a young man that you need to be careful with women who wear black underwear. They are wonderfully slutty sexy but can turn on you and set your couch on fire if you aren’t careful. That little tidbit of advice always stuck with me. It makes me wonder if Gisele proves that he was right. At least about the sexy sex part.

What is going on in Brazil that it produces women as hot as Gisele? Is it the water? The air? The waxes? I don’t know but I have to visit while I still have feeling below the waist. The issue hits newsstands in Brazil this week. Luckily, we did the work for you. You’re welcome.

Gisele Bundchen Is an Incredibly Covered Topless Hottie

Porter Magazine is calling their first edition cover feature of Gisele Bundchen in not so many clothes to be the celebration of Incredible Women. I’m not so sure about her credentials outside of these photos, but Gisele barely covering her sweet teats in a bedroom photoshoot is quite incredible to me.

Mrs. Tom Brady still offers quite a fascinating and alluring look for her many oglers and admirers around the planet. You may not delve through tiers and tiers of ladies magazines to uncover such photos, but it has to be somebody’s job. Why not mine? Gisele’s wicked hot body certainly makes the trials of discovery all the more worthwhile. Enjoy.

Gisele Bundchen Topless, Yes, Topless, in Sneak Peek at Woo!

Gisele Bundchen Topless in Woo
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Hearty thanks to photographer friend of Egotastic! Terry Osterhout for pointing us in the direction of a rather unnoticed, not before seen topless photo of Gisele Bundchen that appeared on the website last night. It’s a cellphone snap of Gisele Bundchen topless in the photography compilation book, Woo!, recently released by Juergen Teller.

That’s a lot of names and facts, so ignore all that and feel free to get down to the business of checking out Tom Brady’s wife’s glorious model funbags. Enjoy.

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Gisele Bundchen Brings Long Legs and Fun Tops to ‘Innovator Awards’

I’m not exactly sure who was being honored at the Innovator of the Years Awards last night in N.Y.C., but I’d sure like to see Gisele Bundchen get recognized for ogle-worthy wardrobe innovations. She didn’t exactly invent the sexy showy dress, but last night, she sure helped perfect it, showing off ample amounts of sweet cleave and crazy hot MILFy legs.

Sure, you might point to other innovations in the fields of science or health or home theater systems that have much greater positive social impact on the world than mere exhibitionist gowns on wicked hot models. But I will be forced to remind you that pointing is not polite and Gisele’s hotness can cure the common cold. Enjoy.

Gisele Bundchen Covered Topless and Skinny MILFy in Vogue Paris

Sure, there’s a little shopping going on, but Gisele Bundchen looks might nekkid and fine for a mom of two little ones, a natural supermodel with a body built for exhibition. She’s taking it off, almost all off (except for her damn hands) in the new edition of Vogue Paris, showing that she’s still a modeling force to be reckoned with.

Even as all stories about Gisele and her famous husband point to lavish home and apartment purchases, let us never forget where the bread is truly buttered. That wicked hot body of hers. Oh, how I’d like to butter it right about now. Enjoy.

Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pictures Present a Preggo Supermodel Whose Rump We’d Still Love to Bump

You know, my office safety buddy Aaron thinks that we have too many pregnant celebrities featured on Egotastic!, but what are we to do in this year of 2012 when seemingly half of every Tinsel Town hottie has got themselves knocked up by a husband or boyfriend or unemployed DJ living off of B.H. 90210 residual checks?

Take for example bumpable boot-knockable Gisele Bundchen who we’ve only lusted after for just about forever. Are we to not take notice when she shows off her model into mommy transformation in a tiny bikini by the pool? Oh, sure, not everyone out there is a preggo fetish junky, and that’s fine, we can accept that normalcy, but if the idea of Gisele Bundchen laid out on her back in your boudoir unable to properly right herself until after you re-create the conception process doesn’t give you a crooked pause, then you’re not closing your eyes hard enough when you dream. Enjoy.

Gisele Bundchen Battles Camila Alves in the Thunderdome of Pregnant Brazilian Supermodel Hotness

You know we have a thing for the ladies with child, who swell up with sextastic curves in places we desire to explore with our extremities, but when those ladies are supermodel hotties like Gisele Bundchen

and Camila Alves, well, the stakes stoke us that much higher.

What’s an earnest boy with a fetish supposed to do but look and wonder what it must be like to see those milky jigglers swaying back and forth to the beats of my Best of Hair Metal mix-tape. Mmm, mmm, and mmm. Enjoy.