Gisele Bundchen

Gisele Bundchen Topless, Yes, Topless, in Sneak Peek at Woo!


Hearty thanks to photographer friend of Egotastic! Terry Osterhout for pointing us in the direction of a rather unnoticed, not before seen topless photo of Gisele Bundchen that appeared on the website last night. It's a cellphone snap of Gisele Bundchen topless in the photography compilation book, Woo!, recently released by Juergen Teller.

That's a lot of names and facts, so ignore all that and feel free to get down to the business of checking out Tom Brady's wife's glorious model funbags. Enjoy.

Gisele Bundchen Brings Long Legs and Fun Tops to ‘Innovator Awards’

I'm not exactly sure who was being honored at the Innovator of the Years Awards last night in N.Y.C., but I'd sure like to see Gisele Bundchen get recognized for ogle-worthy wardrobe innovations. She didn't exactly invent the sexy showy dress, but last night, she sure helped perfect it, showing off ample amounts of sweet cleave and crazy hot MILFy legs.

Sure, you might point to other innovations in the fields of science or health or home theater systems that have much greater positive social impact on the world than mere exhibitionist gowns on wicked hot models. But I will be forced to remind you that pointing is not polite and Gisele's hotness can cure the common cold. Enjoy.

Gisele Bundchen Covered Topless and Skinny MILFy in Vogue Paris

Sure, there's a little shopping going on, but Gisele Bundchen looks might nekkid and fine for a mom of two little ones, a natural supermodel with a body built for exhibition. She's taking it off, almost all off (except for her damn hands) in the new edition of Vogue Paris, showing that she's still a modeling force to be reckoned with.

Even as all stories about Gisele and her famous husband point to lavish home and apartment purchases, let us never forget where the bread is truly buttered. That wicked hot body of hers. Oh, how I'd like to butter it right about now. Enjoy.

Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pictures Present a Preggo Supermodel Whose Rump We’d Still Love to Bump

You know, my office safety buddy Aaron thinks that we have too many pregnant celebrities featured on Egotastic!, but what are we to do in this year of 2012 when seemingly half of every Tinsel Town hottie has got themselves knocked up by a husband or boyfriend or unemployed DJ living off of B.H. 90210 residual checks?

Take for example bumpable boot-knockable Gisele Bundchen who we've only lusted after for just about forever. Are we to not take notice when she shows off her model into mommy transformation in a tiny bikini by the pool? Oh, sure, not everyone out there is a preggo fetish junky, and that's fine, we can accept that normalcy, but if the idea of Gisele Bundchen laid out on her back in your boudoir unable to properly right herself until after you re-create the conception process doesn't give you a crooked pause, then you're not closing your eyes hard enough when you dream. Enjoy.

Gisele Bundchen Battles Camila Alves in the Thunderdome of Pregnant Brazilian Supermodel Hotness

You know we have a thing for the ladies with child, who swell up with sextastic curves in places we desire to explore with our extremities, but when those ladies are supermodel hotties like Gisele Bundchen

and Camila Alves, well, the stakes stoke us that much higher.

What's an earnest boy with a fetish supposed to do but look and wonder what it must be like to see those milky jigglers swaying back and forth to the beats of my Best of Hair Metal mix-tape. Mmm, mmm, and mmm. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Gisele Bundchen Hella Sexy, Katy Perry Sideboob, Alexa Chung Topless, and Much Much More…


Everyday feels like my birthday when it comes to the generous donations of our decidedly dedicated readers and our weekly assemblage of the asstastic, boobtastic, and all parts unclothed in between on our very sexiest celebrities. From week to week, we really never know what we're going to see, we just know we're going to have one amazing time seeing it. The very best hodgepodge of hotness on the net we like to call, Reader Finds.

This week's Reader Finds includes Gisele Bundchen lingerie hotness, Vanessa Hudgens squeezable bottom, classic topless Sophie Reade, Katy Cocktease doing what else but flashing some side mammaries, Alexa Chung freaky bleeding topless, Jennifer Walcott athletically hot, Holly Peers and Staci Noblett becoming bosom buddies by the sea, Kelly Brook major league sextastic in lingerie, Ali Cobrin topless udder goodness, Alyssa Miller in topless outdoorsy hotness, and Elizabeth Loaiza behind the scenes unclothed. Visual treats for the whole family!

Gisele Bundchen Fashionably Smoking Hot in Vogue Paris

Tom Brady haters aside, cause, yeah, he gets to dip his wick in Gisele's flower basket, there's no not loving Gisele Bundchen who puts on quite a show in Vogue Paris this month.

Now, normally, this magazine might leave a man feeling a little lost in the world of high-fashion, but when Gisele starts taking off those clothes, fashion quickly turns into fun visual treats and these treats are a sight to behold.

What makes a model a supermodel? Well, I guess there's the money and the popularity, but then there's that certain 'it' quality, and 'it' is currently driving me kind of crazy here checking out Gisele. Enjoy