Gisele Bundchen

Gisele Bundchen Battles Camila Alves in the Thunderdome of Pregnant Brazilian Supermodel Hotness

You know we have a thing for the ladies with child, who swell up with sextastic curves in places we desire to explore with our extremities, but when those ladies are supermodel hotties like Gisele Bundchen

and Camila Alves, well, the stakes stoke us that much higher.

What's an earnest boy with a fetish supposed to do but look and wonder what it must be like to see those milky jigglers swaying back and forth to the beats of my Best of Hair Metal mix-tape. Mmm, mmm, and mmm. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Gisele Bundchen Hella Sexy, Katy Perry Sideboob, Alexa Chung Topless, and Much Much More…

 

Everyday feels like my birthday when it comes to the generous donations of our decidedly dedicated readers and our weekly assemblage of the asstastic, boobtastic, and all parts unclothed in between on our very sexiest celebrities. From week to week, we really never know what we're going to see, we just know we're going to have one amazing time seeing it. The very best hodgepodge of hotness on the net we like to call, Reader Finds.

This week's Reader Finds includes Gisele Bundchen lingerie hotness, Vanessa Hudgens squeezable bottom, classic topless Sophie Reade, Katy Cocktease doing what else but flashing some side mammaries, Alexa Chung freaky bleeding topless, Jennifer Walcott athletically hot, Holly Peers and Staci Noblett becoming bosom buddies by the sea, Kelly Brook major league sextastic in lingerie, Ali Cobrin topless udder goodness, Alyssa Miller in topless outdoorsy hotness, and Elizabeth Loaiza behind the scenes unclothed. Visual treats for the whole family!

Gisele Bundchen Fashionably Smoking Hot in Vogue Paris

Tom Brady haters aside, cause, yeah, he gets to dip his wick in Gisele's flower basket, there's no not loving Gisele Bundchen who puts on quite a show in Vogue Paris this month.

Now, normally, this magazine might leave a man feeling a little lost in the world of high-fashion, but when Gisele starts taking off those clothes, fashion quickly turns into fun visual treats and these treats are a sight to behold.

What makes a model a supermodel? Well, I guess there's the money and the popularity, but then there's that certain 'it' quality, and 'it' is currently driving me kind of crazy here checking out Gisele. Enjoy

Gisele Bundchen Sells Bras By Flashing Her Own Down in Brazil

From Brazil whence come the hotties and back to Brazil the hotties shall return.

Gisele Bundchen returned to her homeland in Sudamericana for a bit of hullabaloo of the conquering heroine and to pimp the blessed shizz out of her new lingerie line, by serving as the own model for her silky wares, flashing her own sold silky boob-holders beneath her sheer top at a promotional event in Sao Paulo.

The world's number one (maybe two or three) most prominent W.A.G. and former Victoria's Secret model knows a thing or two about how to sell a bra, and yesterday in Brazil was no exception, as the paparazzi swarmed to snap photos of the sextastic supermodel doing what she does best -- looking supremely hot, smiling, and getting you to buy stuff. Sex still sells quite well it turns out. Enjoy

Scarlett Johansson, Cameron Diaz, Sofia Vergara Lead List of Hotties at the Met Museum of Art Costume Gala

Now, the last time I got invited to a costume party, I attended the event dressed as one of the members of the Teletubbies, so you can imagine how long ago that way, like three or four years now. And I somehow didn't receive my invitation to the more prestigious, celebrity A-list only Metropolitan Museum of Art annual Costume Gala, that brings out essentially every single top tier star in Hollywood to this swank N.Y.C. dress up event. I bet they're not serving up Gino's Pizza Rolls in that shindig.

While not invited, we still get the benefit of seeing this amazing plethora of sextastic celebs, of which we picked our 15 or so favorites, led by the likes of the super busty hot Scarlett Johansson, ever red carpet stealing Sofia Vergara, Cameron Diaz looking especially bosomy protruding, and Anja Rubik in a dress you will not soon forget, just to name a few.

Check them all out and see who you think would make your hottest virtual prom date. Enjoy.

Gisele Bundchen Lingerie Pictures Assure Her Spot at the Top of the WAG List

Remember a couple weeks ago when we all made fun of Gisele Bundchen for calling out the wide receivers on the New England Patriots for dropping several of her husband's passes in the Super Bowl? Remember when we thought that football commentary, least of all finger pointing, right after the game was simply not the place for a sports wife?

Yeah, I don't remember any of that either, not now that the entirety of my memory banks have been erased and replaced with images of Gisele Bundchen in her Fidelia lingerie pictorial. Super damn damn. Just look at this woman. Don't tell me you wouldn't let this woman say whatever she wanted to say if she was sliding into your bed each evening after work.

'Oh, Tom, I'm sorry, did I embarrass you in front of your friends?'

'No, baby, not at all. Now how about we take the rest of those clothes off.'

Something like that. Enjoy.

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Kelly Rowland red carpet. (HuffPo)

Super Bowl ads sell sex. (FoxNews)

Jennifer Aniston InStyle photoshoot. (GossipCenter)

Selena Gomez bikini pictures in Rio. (Celebuzz)

Losing the Super Bowl is easier to take when you get to sleep with Gisele Bundchen. (TMZ)

Miley Cyrus out in a corset. (Popoholic)

Mega Cleavage Mondays. (TheChive)