Hall of fame hottie Gisele Bundchen did the covered topless bit in Photo Magazine France’s August 2014 issue. She wore a variety of different outfits including a metal bustier straight out of the Madonna 1991 collection. But the really spectacular pics are the ones of her wearing nothing at all. Only a strategically placed hand or kneee keeps us from seeing the whole package. Giselle’s funbags are a work of art. I don’t know if they are natural and I don’t care. Whoever is responsible for creating those boobies deserves some kind of medal. Her booty is also an incredible feet of Brazilian engineering. Her booty cleft in some of these pictures is breathtaking. She’s been one of the hottest women in the world for a long time and I don’t see that changing anytime soon. She’s as hot now as she was fifteen years ago.
Maybe she is some kind of alien from a planet of hot people that don’t age and always look hot even when they are 52. That’s a close encounter I’d like to have.
Every now and then I’ll see one of those articles about how Gisele Bundchen is the highest paid model in the world each year and then I’ll kind of wonder and then I’ll see her in a little showy outfit or bikini again and remember, oh, yeah, that’s why. Not only is Gisele super famous and celebrity and pimping the shizz out of twenty different merchandise lines at any given time, but she’s the original big time Brazilian supermodel. The girl who brought that specific sultry look to the pages of pretty much every single major fashion and beauty magazine across the planet. Marrying famous and such didn’t hurt, but it’s Gisele’s long lean lust inducing body and ability to photograph hot in anything that made her the kazillionaire she is today.
Seeing Gisele in a two piece prancing across the beach with her pooch just reminds us, even in stupid floppy hats, Gisele is a standout among the multitude. Supermodels don’t just grow on trees. But, man, if they did, how I would plant one this second in my backyard and raise it with the care of a nervous mother. Enjoy.
Can Gisele Bundchen still bring it? Oh, she done brought it in the latest edition of Lui magazine, the French periodical dedicated to making sure people understand that the French know what hotness looks like beyond all the meta and the memes and the artistry. With Gisele barely covered and bronzed and beneath the sun, they’ve certainly made a statement as to that understanding. Some might wonder if after being a MILF a couple times over and a NFL wife and all the trappings of her business and commercial pursuit if Gisele would perhaps slow down on the old school sextastic front. Um, no, would be the answer to that line of wondering.
Gisele wasn’t the first Brazilian export to catch the world’s attention, but she certainly has been one of the more famous door wide openers for the outpouring of Sudamericana model hotness to the Northern hemisphere. Like the Lewis and Clark of hot half-nekkid bodiness. Adventure awaits. Enjoy.
Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bündchen is ridiculously sexy in a shoot for Marie Claire Brazil’s April issue. In the cover photo, Gisele is wearing panties, stockings, and a black jacket. You know, like you do. In the spread she sports a bra and a see through shirt. She makes Marie Claire magazine interesting for the first time since they printed that awesome brownie recipe in the spring of ’92. Her black lingerie is even better than that brownie. My dad warned me when I was a young man that you need to be careful with women who wear black underwear. They are wonderfully slutty sexy but can turn on you and set your couch on fire if you aren’t careful. That little tidbit of advice always stuck with me. It makes me wonder if Gisele proves that he was right. At least about the sexy sex part.
What is going on in Brazil that it produces women as hot as Gisele? Is it the water? The air? The waxes? I don’t know but I have to visit while I still have feeling below the waist. The issue hits newsstands in Brazil this week. Luckily, we did the work for you. You’re welcome.
Porter Magazine is calling their first edition cover feature of Gisele Bundchen in not so many clothes to be the celebration of Incredible Women. I’m not so sure about her credentials outside of these photos, but Gisele barely covering her sweet teats in a bedroom photoshoot is quite incredible to me.
Mrs. Tom Brady still offers quite a fascinating and alluring look for her many oglers and admirers around the planet. You may not delve through tiers and tiers of ladies magazines to uncover such photos, but it has to be somebody’s job. Why not mine? Gisele’s wicked hot body certainly makes the trials of discovery all the more worthwhile. Enjoy.
Hearty thanks to photographer friend of Egotastic! Terry Osterhout for pointing us in the direction of a rather unnoticed, not before seen topless photo of Gisele Bundchen that appeared on the fashioncopious.com website last night. It’s a cellphone snap of Gisele Bundchen topless in the photography compilation book, Woo!, recently released by Juergen Teller.
That’s a lot of names and facts, so ignore all that and feel free to get down to the business of checking out Tom Brady’s wife’s glorious model funbags. Enjoy.
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I’m not exactly sure who was being honored at the Innovator of the Years Awards last night in N.Y.C., but I’d sure like to see Gisele Bundchen get recognized for ogle-worthy wardrobe innovations. She didn’t exactly invent the sexy showy dress, but last night, she sure helped perfect it, showing off ample amounts of sweet cleave and crazy hot MILFy legs.
Sure, you might point to other innovations in the fields of science or health or home theater systems that have much greater positive social impact on the world than mere exhibitionist gowns on wicked hot models. But I will be forced to remind you that pointing is not polite and Gisele’s hotness can cure the common cold. Enjoy.