Gisele Bundchen

Selena Gomez Bikini Pictures and Other Fine Things to Ogle

By Jon | February 6, 2012 @ 12:15 pm
Brazilian
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Damn!
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Kelly Rowland red carpet. (HuffPo)

Super Bowl ads sell sex. (FoxNews)

Jennifer Aniston InStyle photoshoot. (GossipCenter)

Selena Gomez bikini pictures in Rio. (Celebuzz)

Losing the Super Bowl is easier to take when you get to sleep with Gisele Bundchen. (TMZ)

Miley Cyrus out in a corset. (Popoholic)

Mega Cleavage Mondays. (TheChive)

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Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton Bikini Battle and Other Fine Things to Ogle

By Bill Swift | December 27, 2011 @ 12:15 pm
Lilo vs Paris Bikinis
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Ave, Maria!
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J-Lo Hotness Review
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Bikini Battle!

Lindsay Lohan vs. Paris Hilton in epic bikini body battle (FoxNews)

Maria Menounos is hot, she knows she's hot, and that's damn hot. (Popoholic)

Jennifer Lopez upped her sextastic credentials in 2011. (Idolator)

Megan Fox leads list of the very best celebrity bikini bodies of 2011. (SocialiteLife)

Coco shows off her ample bikini curves in Hawaii. (Celebuzz)

Gisele Bundchen will get you upright in Down Under Cosmo pictorial. (GossipCenter)

Hot chests, fuzzy tops....sweater kitten time! (TheChive)

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This Is the New $25 Million House Where Tom Brady Gets to Shag the Stuffing Out of Gisele Bundchen

By Bill Swift | December 23, 2011 @ 6:24 am
An Egotastic! Fave
Gisele Bundchen Caught Undressing in Public 6 Photos »

Yep, it's good to be king. Now, I'm not suggesting an Occupy Tom Brady movement get started, and, quite frankly, I'd much rather Occupy Gisele Bundchen, if you know what I'm saying, and I think you do, but the celebrity power couple's new twenty-five million dollar estate nears completions in the hills above Los Angeles.

When I think about christening the new bazillion room home by making the sweet sexy to Giselle in each and every new doorway, I want to cry on behalf of my unrequited gunny sack.

If this all sounds a bit petty and a lot jealous, then you're reading it just right.

I WANT TO LIVE IN A MANSION WITH THIS WOMAN!
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Jessica Simpson Pregnancy Boobs and Other Things to Ogle

By Jon | December 2, 2011 @ 12:35 pm
Unbelievable Udders
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Hickey Situation
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Brazil Bash
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Holy Cow!

- Happy birthday, Britney Spears. (HuffPo)

- Courtney Stodden has the holiday spirit. (FoxNews)

- Gisele Bundchen parties in Brazil. (GossipCenter)

- Blake Lively got a hickey? (TheSuperficial)

- Christie Brinkley is in trouble. (TMZ)

- Jessica Simpson pregnancy boobs are ridiculous. (DrunkenStepfather)

- Ashley Greene, sexy in NYC. (LaineyGossip)

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Weekend Links

By Jon | September 30, 2011 @ 12:00 pm

Leighton Meester sexy by The Seine. (Celebuzz)

Holly Madison shows why her boobs are worth so much. (HuffPo)

Why would Gisele Bundchen in lingerie piss anyone off? (FoxNews)

Anne Hathaway auditions for The Jersey Shore. (GossipCop)

Lea Michele hits up Paris. (Idolator)

Rachel McAdams comes back to our side of the pond. (LaineyGossip)

Video games that will put hair on your chest. (Cracked)

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Gisele Bundchen Lingerie Pictures Promote Positive Ogling

By Jon | September 2, 2011 @ 8:22 am
Gisele Bundchen in Intimates Burlesque Lingerie
Gisele Bundchen in Intimates Burlesque Lingerie
Gisele Bundchen in Intimates Burlesque Lingerie
Gisele Bundchen in Intimates Burlesque Lingerie
Gisele Bundchen in Intimates Burlesque Lingerie
Gisele Bundchen in Intimates Burlesque Lingerie
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Nothing to see here, people, I mean, unless you like to ogle one of the world's hottest women in a skimpy bit of black lingerie.

Gisele Bundchen is a woman born to wear barely anything. Clothes of any kind just seem super inappropriate on this sextastic supermodel, though I suppose some little silky frilly things could be on the list of exceptions. Seen here modeling for Intimates Burlesque line, the freakishly passion-inducing MILF puts on a display of skin certain to make her the most ogled mom at the mall. Enjoy.

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Gisele Bundchen Asstastic Bikini Candids From A Tom-Less Trip

By Jon | August 11, 2011 @ 11:47 am
Gisele Bundchen Wears an Asstastic Bikini in Costa Rica
Gisele Bundchen Wears an Asstastic Bikini in Costa Rica
Gisele Bundchen Wears an Asstastic Bikini in Costa Rica
Gisele Bundchen Wears an Asstastic Bikini in Costa Rica
Gisele Bundchen Wears an Asstastic Bikini in Costa Rica
Gisele Bundchen Wears an Asstastic Bikini in Costa Rica
Gisele Bundchen Wears an Asstastic Bikini in Costa Rica
Gisele Bundchen Wears an Asstastic Bikini in Costa Rica
Gisele Bundchen Wears an Asstastic Bikini in Costa Rica
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Thank god Gisele Bundchen left the old (pony-tailed) man back in the States, as she headed for Costa Rica, with at least one sneaky-paparazzi in the treeline, and got down and bikini sexy along the shorelines with remaining family and friends, and full-on brilliant flashes of a newer mom most definitely in the mix for world's hottest MILF. That butt, those boobs, my heart.

Bikinis only get better when wet. Enjoy.

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